WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!! 

I love that Chica has absolutely no idea how strange her life is.

7:30 I love this part so much “Siri navigate to the nearest cliff” “Getting detections to the cliffs at peace cannon” “Ah a peaceful death”

Mark: “Went to Cracker Barrel” Ethan: “Cracked the barrel”

I like how this got reccomend after Ethan destroyed the barrel

I'm a 48 State truck driver, I've mentioned this before on your Facebook posts, and I'm not sure if you'll see this, but with this new ride maybe I can suggest some great road trips you and Chica and CamerAmyman can enjoy. Driving is such a pleasure, getting paid to do it is even better. Getting out of California is the worst thing on the planet, and don't take I-15 on the weekend. (All that traffic to Las Vegas for the weekend) But, forget Las Vegas. Keep going up I-15 and you'll reach the Arizona border through the Virgin Gorge. You literally drive inside of a canyon, rock mountain walls scale above your head. Go up into Utah and get a view not too different from Skyrim or Zelda. Take that I-15 all the way to the I-70 junction, take 70 all the way to the Colorado border. That stretch of Utah is out of this world, looks like fucking Mars. Snow in the summer kinda shit. Also dinosaur museums. EDIT: And as always, stay safe on the roads. Would not recommend going anywhere north of Arizona in the winter unless you know what the weather is gonna be like. Kitty litter can get you out of slick ice, tire chains are good but never go over 20mph using them and only use them to get somewhere safe. 35 mph windspeed can knock over a light high-profile vehicle (your vehicle included, as it's large and boxy) Congratulations on your new ride, and I hope you enjoy the freedom of travel.

I'm sure people didn't question your sanity when they saw you in that parking lot. *I'm perfectly sure.*

Siri. Navigate to the nearest cliff. -Markiplier 2017 😄

"Oh! Plotting against their high school.... damn shame."

Mark 2017: "I wanna do more live streams" Mark 2018: Mostly doing live streams That's how you fulfil your dreams. Crack on mate!

"Siri, navigate to the nearest." "Getting directions to the cliffs at Peace Canyon." "Ah, a peaceful death."

When Mark’s hands are veiny you know that it’s serious!!

“bye” *mark tries to keep himself from exploding* ... “AH-“

These videos are great, it honestly feels like I am in the car with Mark. Feels refreshing since I don't go outside a whole lot.

8:09 wooaaahh did NOT see that coming! What a smooth transition!

“If we really book it” *goes 60*

Imagine your just walking out of Cracker Barrel and you just see two people celebrating and dancing over chicken and dumpling in the parking lot. Lol Also RIP to the Barrel

pefect ad timing when he screamed at 7:30

EYES ON THE ROAD BOI

(Siri) “Making map for peaceful peak” (Mark) “Ah a peaceful death”😂😂😂😂

*Markilier is being too fast with his vehicle , cops arrest him and says* : " Why were you that fast with your vehicle ? " Markiplier replied : " I WANT MY CHICKEN ! " . That's all my life :I

Awww Amy was the camera man for this video

THIS IS SO STRESSFUL AND IM NOT EVEN THERE

We consider everything you do worthwhile mark. no matter if its a random adventure to get a van to go get your favorite food or you introducing us to your lovely voice in song. We'll always love you mark, because you are an amazing person and have made life worthwhile to others. thank you mark, and stay awesome. : )

POV: mark has kidnapped you after realizing Chica can’t go in Cracker Barrel wanting a friend to eat his chicken and dumplings with.

Rolling around at the speed of sound Got places to go gotta follow my rainbow

"Siri - navigate to the nearest cliff" ME AS I'M DRIVEN TO SCHOOL

Oh my godddddddd Mark please stop looking away from the road when you're booking your happy ass down the interstate you've got a precious baby in the car

Alternate title: “Mark nearly dies in pursuit of chicken and dumplings”

8:32 when did I paint my nails?

probably an unpopular opinion, but i actually don't mind/prefer these weird, non gaming videos/series's for some reason, and if i watch his game plays i tend to watch the ones where he plays with friends, idk just them making stupid jokes and laughing like idiots cheers me up a bunch :) more livestreams sounds like a great idea! I just wish they were kept up so I could watch them again if i wanted

Mark: the clock is ticking Unus Annus fans: [sobbing] yeah

1:58 Mark: Clock is ticking! Me: **Unus Annus flashbacks**

When I saw the thumbnail at first, I thought the emojis were minions and I was like “RUUUUNN MARK RUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!” But then I realized that they were emojis and I was like “oh, that makes more sense.”

Saw the video title and started singing: We’re not gonna make it No! We aiant gonna make it We’re not gonna make it anymore...

Mark: Bye! ... **Mark has a mental breakdown**

This is like the second "hiest with markiplier" but it's now "going to cracker barrel with markiplier"

Mark's floofy hair flapping around in slow motion gives me life

*”That’s how poop is made.”* - Mark ‘17

“I NEED MY DUMPS” -Markiplier 2017

when he jumped of the roof of the van and dropped his food lmfao i laughed so hard 😂😂

Mark, for the love of everything that is good in this world, please, LOOK AT THE ROAD.

I love the live streams personally... The only thing is I suggest you post them afterwards, as I work graveyard shifts and so I'm nocturnal. And I know other people's schedules don't work well with streaming. I LOVE streams, but I can rarely make it.

Ya know, that van is often called a “dash;” not because of speed, but rather because the engine is wedged in the dashboard

"Siri navigate to the nearest cliff" "Changing course to the cliffs of peace canyon" "ah, a peaceful death"

I seriously love these little videos! I hope you do a lot more of them! They are all so much fun and so entertaining! Makes me click every time :)

That long pause before the trademark scream. Loved this Mark!

So Mark has gone insane and is now a van vlog channel. I mean, FINALLY! *This* is the kind of content I subscribed for years ago. Love ya, Mark.

1:58 : "The clock is ticking" 13th of November 2020: The clock has stopped.

First thing that popped into my head upon reading the title was the title being sung to the tune of Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It".

About the livestream thing, Mark, just do whatever the heck you want. That's my opinion. As long as you're here and talking to us, even if it is in your odd Markiplier Gibberish, I, along with many others, enjoy it. Because you are Mark. And as far as I'm concerned, Mark is somebody I like and look up to.

Mark is so quotable in this xD

Through all the toughest times in life, She's always been there, Rollin' by your side Oh The Barrel

I like the live streaming idea, I also like how you have plans to include us subscribers more, it makes us feel like we are *with you* more :)

'The part with the explosion' "And that's who killed Markiplier!" Himself.

Mark I love these vids. please keep making things that you're happy with. We all love you. (Plz like if agree. But it's it's not necessary)

Mark: *explaining video and career* Me:*being that one person* EYES ON THE ROADDDD

Am I the only one who died laughing/crying at 8:22? bc my gosh i was on the floor

“Chicken and dumplings in your butt” mark says driving around in a white van at night

I haven’t watched the whole video, but I really really enjoy these videos and these types of videos, where it isn’t you behind a computer but you joking and being happy and being yourself

imagine your just going down the road and you just see mark standing on his (not the barrell because its dead) car holding his chicken and dumplings to the sky

Whatever Mark decides to do, whether it's livestreaming his let's plays or making more videos like these, I hope it will make him happy. We'll always be here to support him in whatever direction he wants to go!

1:51 *That’s how poops made* 😄💩

The livestreaming idea is fantastic! I'm guessing your idea is one recorded video plus the two-hour livestream? Anyway, I'm glad you managed to complete your quest! ;)

These first-person vids are sooo good ... but also, this feels like Heist and Date with Markiplier. It's almost like this was one of the first incarnations of the idea of taking the audience with you as a character.

Omg mark screamed and an ad popped up right then such great timing lmao

Do whatever makes you happy, Mark. There's no way I'll ever have time to watch two-hour livestreams every day, and it would be far more convenient for me if you kept your regular upload schedule, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that you pour your heart and soul into what you want to do, and not restrict yourself to the point that you're no longer happy with what you're doing.

Mark, I think I speak for everyone when I say that we'll love and support you no matter what content you make. The most important thing is to do what you love.

"So, it's not gonna work, sorry. See you tomorrow, though!" **SCRE-** Ad: *no*

“That’s how poop’s made” -Markiplier, 2017

Markiplier

*I love the van videos*

This is the first Markiplier video I am watching. Conclusion: I am confusion.

Mark you should do more Reading Your Comments! I know you mentioned you want to 'connect' with fans more, and I think that would be a great way to do it! :D Would love to see what you put together :)

Why is mark driving so close to the wheel?.. P.S. Barrell should be your adventure van. The inside is so versatile, you can basically make it into anything, and the next big adventure should be a Thanksgiving/Christmas trip back to Ohio in the Barrell. Just make sure you don't break down on the way, lol.

Mark: it been two weeks since I had cracker Barrell Me: I have never gone to cracker barrel

Nice transition on 8:00

Who else smelled the beginning of the episode

"It happens, it happens to everybody BUT WHY DOES IT HAPPEN TO ME WHEN I'M IN A HURRY" -Mark 2017 TRUTH.

I’d love to see a video where you guys explore ruins, a historical place or natural place like caverns/caves or canyons and turn it into an adventure. Kind of like what you did with Who Killed Markiplier. Perhaps it can even have choices too like you did with A Date With Markiplier. I liked being able to discover the different outcomes depending on the options. Thanks for your hard work! I love these new projects. 💕

**Mark** : Screams **Ad cuts it off**

Good news mark come next year you wonr have to drive 3 hrs to get to barrel. One is opening up in apple valley. So only an hour and 40 minutes drive

Blood stains on a white van don't look ominous at all 9:03

Lol, I kept on wanting to tell him to turn his lights on😂

did anyone see chica staring at the chick fa la box?

*Spoiler...Maybe?* When Mark finds out they can't get there in time, "How could this happen to me?!"

I like having a little bit of a vlog type vibe without him stressing behind a computer

After he ended the call I knew he was gonna scream

Mark: clock is ticking ! Annus: and remember.. clock is always ticking.

Mark you should totally drive the Barrel up to Southern Oregon so you can stay in a professionally-built Treehouse at a world-famous Treehouse Treesort, and ride on some ziplines! look up Out'N'About Treehouse Treesort, my husband's the Zipline manager and he says he'd take your crew on the course for free! PLEASE Like this comment so Mark will see it, if you want to see Mark & the Gang ride some ZIPLINES!!!

I am from the future... MARK'S CAR WINDOW HAS BEEN SHATTERED I AM SADBOI

How about making Chicken N' Dumplings inside the van?

“We gotta barrel down the highway!!!” (Every car passes him)

What really happens on a date with markiplier

The main character in this video is chica, obviously the most important part of this video. Definitely not that Mark guy who was in the background the whole video.

*mark needs to go to Disney Parks in the barrel*

I miss the Mark van era

1:36 * *wee woo wee woo* * this is the police pull over

Mark, you realize the The Cliffs at Peace Canyon is a resort and not an actual cliff, right? I'm not sure how you're going to drive off a resort but hey, new video idea!

This is exactly how I envision your life when you are not recording games.....

Who’s here after Ethan trashed his van because we couldn’t get to the sub goal?