We Tried Cycling Across Japan and FAILED | Trash Taste Special 

*"Pathetic"* -Chris Broad, probably

Connor: Has to cheat because bike broken Garnt: Has to cheat because bike broken Joey: :^)

Connor: pops his tire Garnt: breaks his chains Joey: "I'm tired"

Garnt, Joey, and Connor: "We're gonna cycle across Japan!" > Don't train up for it. > Don't bring a repair kit for their bikes. > Don't break in their clothes or gear. This is gonna be great.

The real winner: Chris Broad. For having managed this after already having cycled at least 60% of Japan by the time he got there. Running on Pocari Sweat and Family Mart Chicken.

Instead of “Trash Taste Outside” it should’ve been “Taking Out The Trash”

34:48 Garnt ranting off "fuck everything" while Joey is peacefully eating an ice cream cone, will never not be funny.

Connor: "What's your excuse, Joey?" Joey: "I'm tired" lmao, killed me

Connor: He's gonna buy the wrong size. Garnt: *proceeds to buy the wrong size

Garnt: "I'ma name off all the things I like!" "Anime tiddies".... "Sydney, my fiancée". Glad Garnt has his priorities straight. Remembered to say anime tiddies before his fiancée.

Connor was so mad he got cheated in this challenge, he would cycle 750km Twice to raise money for a Charity just to prove "he ain't a pussy".

I felt second hand guilty when Connor was like waiting because he thought Garnt and Joey was still trying to fix the chain

“Fuck talking about things i love, let’s talk about things i hate.. Joey” -some monk in japan

Joey: "little does he know we're cheating" Connor: "You fools, I've been cheating this entire time" Glorious

I absolutely love the dynamic of Joey actually getting the easy route and being so happy about the view, and Garnt mistakenly getting the hard route and cussing out everything he sees

I love how Garnt listed the things he likes starting first with anime tts and second is Sydney

Garnt: Im not used to cycling at all Joey: Is it bad that my legs already hurt? Connor: D I C K I T C H Y never change, Connor

Connor: A shounen protagonist. Garnt: An isekai protagonist. Joey: A slice-of-life protagonist.

47:19 Garnt: breaks chain Joey: being kind, stopping, asking what happened Conner: FUCK YOU

This is ten percent cycling Twenty percent mocking Fifteen percent contentrated power of weebs Five percent friendship Fifty percent butthurt And a hundred percent reason to cheat in the game

Garnt: Protagonist with thicc plot armor Joey: Protagonist's bestfriend who gets advantage from said plot armor Connor: Antagonist who's definitely better than the protagonist but always loses in the end

Garnt: "I turn right here, right?" Joey: "Yeah" Garnt: *Turns left*

It hurts to watch them ride their bikes with seats set so low. No wonder they were in so much pain

17:14 I love the cut to Garnt and you still hear Joey singing in the distance.

Joey: What a view! Connor: What a view! Garnt: Fuck this view!

Its like an entire movie. It has it all: drama, hope, betrayal, tragedy and an ending where nobody really wins. This was one of the most entertaining things i watched in a while, cheers boys

Here on bottom gear had me cracking up. Connor = Clarkson Garnt = May Joey = Hammond

34:00 Garnt's rant is the highlight of the video for me so far lmaooo

I love that Connor is clearly the most skilled in the challenges, but somehow always loses cause of things outside of his control and Gant always wins cause of it, man has IRL plot armor

When everyone's a cheater, everyone's a winner. That's Trash Taste for you.

omg i love Joey singing Deja Vu while cycling and we hear him in Garnts perspective at 17:10 lmao

I wanna see Joey's and Garnt's faces when they realise that Connor didn't go on the ferry and atcually cycled his way all the way up.

I watched this a few days ago and laughed at their suffering, then my friend made me go running with her. I apologize for laughing.

Garnt: *breaks bike and falls Joey: *stops to see if his friend is okay "Hey man, what happened?" Conner: *blazes past his enemy, holding his middle finger in the air "FUCK YOU GARNT!!!"

No wonder Garnt was in pain from the start, that seat was way too low. Great entertainment as always guys. Cheers from Montreal!

Hearing joey start singing the digimon adventure theme at 24:44 brought me more joy than it should have Also, conner won in my heart.

Connor: Depression Joey: Aesthetic Garnt: Depression and Aesthetic

Joey the biggest brain out of everyone here, man took the easiest routes and later piggybacked off Garnt and Connor's rivalry to get a free ride.

love that connor paid the toll even with no verification, and cleaned up the paper litter may be a speed challenge but there's always time for bein nice

Honestly, you three Trash Bois are the only trio I've ever seen that could compete with the all out chemistry of Clarkson, Hammond and May.

I love that Garnt wrecks and Joey checks if he’s okay and Connor is like “fuck youuuuuuuuu!” Two types of friends.

Funniest shit to date. Connor: *See's Garnt stopped biking* "Fuck u GARNT" Meanwhile... Joey:"Are you okay Garnt?" *Stops beside him to see if he's ok*

This episode still goes strong. I wonder what episode will dethrone the cycling special.

Giving Garnet the hard route is unintentionally an amazing source of salty content.

Last special: cars This special: bikes Next special: Horses

The history of Connor in Trash Taste Specials: Connor 1: "Breaks his win streak of chess" Connor 2: "Breaks 2 cars" Connor 3: "Breaks his Bicycle"

All 3 of them cheated, I feel like the person who was in the least pain at the end was the winner lol

There is a difference in cheating intentionally and cheating coz of circumstances. Connor got done dirty here.

I bet Chris is watching this in some temple like an old sensei and shaking his head saying: "You're not ready, young grasshoppers..." while drinking tea and eating fried chicken.

Joey (just moments ago): “Oh my god, look at that view!” Garnt: “FUCK. THIS. VIEW.” The bridge part was absolute gold

36:17 Grant: Like every fricking vlogger Joey: *vlogs* 37:41 Connor: *vlogs even harder*

The vibes of UK Top Gear in its prime this gives me is so nostalgic and hilarious. Your voiceover and edits are fantastic and you guys executed an amazing special!

I find it hilarious that Garnt got noticeably faster when he started to list off things he hated compared to the things he liked

Garnt: If humans wanted to do this they wouldn't have just invented cars. They would never fcking tame a horse that's really something a guy who likes to min-max would say lmao

The otaku world finally has their Clarkson, Hammond and May. Godspeed

I love how they put all that thought into setting the bikes up for recording but didn't spare a single thought for getting bikes that are suitable for their body's or the task.

I wish more Vlogs were like “fuck this view, fuck the ocean, fuck these mountains.”

In future: Trash Taste, flying plane across Japan✈⛩ Connor: guys, I think I broke something

GARNT'S APOLOGY AFTER CURSING EVERYTHING HAS ME DYING

bruh connor arguing with garnt and joey at the end was like arguing with a bot duo who went 0/20 unironically tilting to watch

Joey: *Enjoying himself and appreciating the view* Connor: *Breaks everything* Garnt: ...Fuck the universe

Imagine having a horse riding competition next special and Connor's horse just instantly dies Edit: Fuck he's actually gonna ride a horse

I just recently happened across this podcast, I was introduced to these guys through Abroad in Japan. They're so entertaining, and Connor is like if Murphy's Law, became a real boy 😂

Garnt: the main character Joey: the side character Connor: the antagonist

Mid-Race Conditions: Garnt: (Dying) Joey: Joy ride Connor: Food review

Imagine if they made an anime about podcasts

I love Joey's singing. PS: I would love to do this cycling route with my friends. I already did cycling around Taiwan and I wish I can go on this island-jump route in Japan as well.

That trail looks so fun to ride. I haven't ridden a bike in like 10 years back when I was in my schools bike club but I definitely want to ride that route one day. Gotta get a new bike and practice though in the meantime.

Things that Garnt likes: *Ice cream Things that Garnt hates: *Joey *Proceeds to show joey while eating ice cream*

I love how Connor can't cheat properly, like him taking Car just made him screw up even bigger time, he drove backwards like 3 km and then because he felt guilty he just waited for the boys while they were speeding on car. Big respect tho, and Joey, you make us remember that most of us would've been just as evil as you.

50:30 "we aren't doing drone shots?" It was a good prank but Connor was so hyped to get a drone shot with the bois & the sunset 😭

I just cycled the same route this week! It was absolutely beautiful, stunning weather and dreadfully hot! I can recommend doing it over 2 days, find an airbnb somewhere in the middle. That allows you to take a longer route along the edges of some of the islands (like omishima for example), and also leaves you with enough time to stop and take pictures and admire the scenery every once in a while. Highly recommended, 10/10 trip, and thank you Trash Taste for making me aware that it exists.

"Think about it, Garnt- if your bike breaks, you get to go in the car!" - Connor *Statements that precede unfortunate events.*

Connor: Standard Casual Cycling Clothes Joey: Standard Casual Cycling Clothes + Hoodie Garnt: A E R O D Y N A M I C S

Garnt's breakdown insulting newton was hilarious

I was rewatching and just thought of this. Its regarding the route choices after Connor got a flat. They should have still chosen 3 ways. The ferry route gets to go get Connors bike fixed. Connor then takes either Joey or Garnt's bike if he pulls easy or hard route. Still a fair choice between all three routes.

Y’all should call Trash Taste Outside “Taking the Trash Out”

Garnt: Boy Band Lead Singer Joey: Alternative Rock Band Lead Singer Connor: The White Guy

Lol, this is really Top Gear: "Today on Bottom Gear: May/Garnt misses a turn, Hammond/Connor has an accident and Clarkson/Joey is smug as always."

Wow, this is such a 'wing it' challenge. No preparation for basic things, like spare tyre, repair kits, information on ferry times..., but I guess that's what makes great content!

The next special better be a cross-country horse race.

Joey: The best friend that schemes for the protagonist Connor: The chess protagonist turned antagonist turned ally trying to make up for the protagonist's mistake buying clothes but is still smug against the protagonist Garnt:....his Training Arc😹😹

As a group that was supposed to be talking about anime at times and living in Japan I am surprised that you have not done a beach episode. Almost every anime has some kind of beach anime and it is weird if you have not done one yet.

This is my rewatch of by he special, such a good episode. The first time I saw this was early days in my exposure to trash taste and I’ve never looked back. Big fan and love the work. Just watched their cooking special and these three together are such a good combo for good entertainment

Why is this group so perfectly comedic? You have Joey, who is well-rounded and grounded. Garnt, misfortunate but humorous. Connor, cocky to a fault. Each individually funny and charming in their own ways, but the group dynamic makes the specials so fun to watch. Any interaction between any two or all of them will cause something funny and I love it.

47:20 The two types of people to Garnt: Connor: HAHAHA, F YOU GARNT! Joey: Oh shit, you alright Garnt?

Joey finding that spot on the bridge where you clap your hands was so wholesome.

39:16 Connor - Guilty Joey- Happy Garnt- Angry

Thumbnail Joey: tired but menacing Connor: 'i want to go home' Garnt: kill me please

Connor: *cheats* Garnt and Joey: *also cheat* Connor: wait, that’s illegal.

😂 I love how Grarnt took the easy route and was fucked over.

39:24 i dunno why this scene made me laugh, joey just standing there faraway 🤣

Tonight: Joey claps on a bridge Connor breaks his bike and Garnt has a breakdown (breakdown).

This episode was like an entire anime, with plot twists and everything

Garnt tantrum was so relatable 😂😂😂

Garnt gave the most honest and realistic reaction to finding out about the cycling challenge lol

17:10 I love how we can still hear him singing from Garnt's perspective

Garnt and Joey: Talks about how tired they are Connor: *Talks about how itchy his dong is* Gotta love the contrast

Garnt : what a view but fuck this view 😂 Conner : who built these hills? there should never be this many consecutive hills. 😂

absolute typical situation for everyone, connor cheats and loses time because of it, garnt cheats and wins because of it, and joey just having a good time