This is what I've been waiting for: more Weekend Update w/Tina & Jimmy! I still haven't found the "Freedom Fries" edition from 2003 (Iraq war) where she yells to Congress to "get off your fat asses". Absolutely hilarious!!!
Weekend *"UP"* date??? Isn't this from 20 years ago? Here's an "Update". Jimmy Falon has cool hair. 🦚 If you want to buy; I am his *Barber "Fernando" I do Sicilian bowl cuts in back of *Kinko's* (Chinese restaurant.)🇫🇷 I used to *cut* for Jimmy when he was a knife dealer. He taught me how to operate a butterfly knife & cut his hair. *(pubic) I remember the time we squared off at bar in Soho. His butterfly knife vs. my nun chucks. We were both drunk and had greasy fingers from the hot wings, so ...yeh. After I lost the eye, Jimmy promised me I could sell his old hair trimmings & "DNA" tissues (from the motel) to apologize for my: "lack of caring and wasting his gas money to the emergency room". I drove that night, Jimmy. I hate you sometimes. *(My sister says HI.) - 👩🦽