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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like John Fetterman and Dr. Oz facing off in a senate debate.
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@Test83017 Год назад

Shout out to the editor who finally put both sections of weekend updated in one video.

@hd7704 Год назад

Awesome! Now we can get all the hacky jokes in one sitting!

@P__114 Год назад

You’re just stealing the top comment that is posted every week when they post the actual entire video on MONDAY 🙄

@calvthomas6153 Год назад

Yessss!!!! I noticed that to.

@alexmartin3143 Год назад

@@P__114 Did someone steal your happy face?

@stuartomahony5364 Год назад

No I think it was five straight minutes of jokes and then drunk uncle the full update will be posted tomorrow they always do that so we'll see how it aired then

@TimeBucks Год назад

They are having so much fun

@ttanna74 Год назад

nice one

@pavanchavan2658 Год назад

Nice sir

@hilly677 Год назад

Good

@azimshamuhammad3302 Год назад

DO NOT POST ANY REPLY! DO NOT MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT TIMEBUCKS OR I WILL REJECT YOUR SUBMISSION, JUST THUMBS UP AND THATS IT!

@anupamkumarsahu9500 Год назад

यम

@NotPaulAvery Год назад

That "Nougats in Pretzels" joke is mad underrated, really glad Jost was the one to say it

@roamsy Год назад

What you order? Fish sorbet!

@timothyalan34 Год назад

@@roamsy yo whip so cold, like this ice cream

@bbesco2021 Год назад

No one know what it means but it’s provocative… it gets the people goin’

@annaprimrose9168 Год назад

I’m so confused about that one. What does it mean??

@andrewjohnson588 Год назад

@@annaprimrose9168 it's a reference to the Kanye and Jay-Z song N*ggas in Paris.

@TheSpongebobgo Год назад

Colin jokes that shock the audience are usually the ones that make Michael laugh the most

@anthonygordon9483 Год назад

I think they write some of the jokes for each other which is why. It probably was Michaels joke. And they try to give each other the most absurd jokes.

@emmgeevideo Год назад

This has been their formula for YEARS. The Internet is full of clips with exactly this. You're just now getting the joke?

@DatDenDude Год назад

Because nothing is funnier to Che than the idea of Colin getting canceled😂😂😂

@NasXShady Год назад

It's a beautiful relationship

@bobmcfierson2163 Год назад

Because Michael wrote them. They've been doing it for years. Both ways

@StevoMoschna Год назад

Che sighing after the "Nougats in Pretzels" joke is an example of what makes this duo great 😀

@sabatino1977 Год назад

Can you explain the joke to me? I honestly don’t get it. I’m assuming it references a kanye song?

@e16bball Год назад

@@sabatino1977 it does, the song is called “N****s in Paris”

@wiziswise3575 Год назад

Bro that shit was hilarious

@MimiYuYu Год назад

It was a stretch but still funny

@brettmcclung8322 Год назад

@@sabatino1977 get

@myma6387 Год назад

Every joke HIT. 😂😂 “He was talking to a portrait of Michelle Obama” 😂😂

@hereholdthiswillya Год назад

Idk, che's last 2 jokes were pretty misogynistic I thought. A lot of comedy is timing and it's pretty bad timing to make fun of women right now. No need to feed the Maga trolls of life.

@troubledsole9104 Год назад

@@hereholdthiswillya We need to not give up the ability to laugh at ourselves. We need to stop thinking of ourselves as rivaling sports fans but as united Americans.

@MossyMozart Год назад

@@troubledsole9104 - I am guessing that you many not be a woman who has been the subject of mocking jokes and ridicule all her life.

@troubledsole9104 Год назад

@@MossyMozart Context. Lets not forget that this is comedy; there are no sacred cows, nor should there be in it. If you want to talk harassment in a workplace or school, that’s an entirely different matter. If we lose the ability to laugh we might as well be replaced by IA.

@Jajajajaja...1 Год назад

@@hereholdthiswillya grow a backbone

@jgk381 Год назад

"Herschel said I'm done with this foolishness, which is also what he says when he takes off the condom". 🤣🤣🤣

@Bflo23 Год назад

That was my favorite joke. I didn't see that joke coming.

@thestraydog Год назад

@@Bflo23 Neither did the women who slept with Herschel

@bookgirlny8511 Год назад

@@thestraydog 👏👏👏

@kitlee172 Год назад

@@Bflo23 🥁

@yelnick_mcwawa Год назад

@@Bflo23 "I didn't see it coming" is also what he says to the women.

@thecombatcactus4254 Год назад

I can't get over the lengths they went just for a "Nougats In Pretzels" joke. FANTASTIC.

@cockeyedoptimista Год назад

(I don't get the joke..)

@blackleague212 Год назад

That joke took a few seconds to get lmao a great rewatch tho

@MimiYuYu Год назад

It’s a stretch but still hilarious

@joshuabrown7240 Год назад

Weekend update is the first thing I watch Sunday mornings

@JennyLouLou Год назад

Same!

@stuartomahony5364 Год назад

Same

@dane0phelps Год назад

Samesies 💯

@dane0phelps Год назад

@mxme you bet! Aren’t you? 😁

@brendajolley4038 Год назад

Me too

@vmd0734 Год назад

*Michael looked so proud of the priest joke* 😂

@dougk.9826 Год назад

I would be proud of that joke too.

@Polo22546 Год назад

😂

@steamfox6877 Год назад

And why not…..priests are making great strides to avoid exposing the church. It helps that not 1 of them went to prison or was even prosecuted for 50 years of child rape etc.( that we know of….Virgin Vanessa😒)

@spideyschaf9489 Год назад

You know he snuck that Nougats in Pretzels line in on Colin too 😂

@gr8dvd Год назад

Guessing Colin raised Catholic and Michael was looking at him for reaction.

@laalaa99stl Год назад

You could feel the entire audience retch in unision at "flip me over and start lickin" 🤮

@lrodriguez6691 Год назад

It was the funniest joke.....by the way they catched the woman who crashed the bus into the pole....and she was Asian as expected

@leighmcmillan6282 Год назад

Wow, how many decades has it been since someone had to lick a stamp?

@advocacynaccountablity Год назад

"... for now," said Beavers. I laughed too hard at this.

@THEEND4444 Год назад

To be fair saying “Goodnight” is the same as saying “Good morning”. It’s just at a different time of day. The only confusion is because since it’s the last one you would say, people take it as meaning “goodbye”. But much like “Aloha”, it can mean either hello or goodbye.

@UkeCan1 Год назад

Are you a native English speaker? In most dialects (American, at least), "Good evening" means hello and "Goodnight" means goodbye. I have no idea why, just one of those things. Logically it ought to be as you say, but conventionally it just isn't.

@BryonLetterman Год назад

Weekend Update is my favorite part of SNL

@joeKisonue Год назад

It's the only stong point you can count on. I think it's the group effort of all the writers to hit home runs as reliably as possible

@kelliemalone8916 Год назад

I’m 65 years old and still watching!

@edmusick7794 Год назад

@@kelliemalone8916 sad...

@EazyE11 Год назад

It should be the only thing on the show.

@우사민-r3c Год назад

@@joeKisonue With the new cast overhaul, Lorne insisted that Che and Jost remain on Weekend Update as it's one of the strongest segments each week while other sketches could be touch and go.

@shahartley Год назад

"'Wait, we can do NDAs' said Catholic school priests." Oh man.

@canaisyoung3601 Год назад

Yeah, except NDAs can't legally be used to cover up crimes.

@ShiningLight411 Год назад

@@canaisyoung3601 I didn’t think someone had to say this was a joke.

@troubledsole9104 Год назад

Even Catholic priests had to laugh at that one.

@canaisyoung3601 Год назад

@@ShiningLight411 I know it's a joke, but I wanted to say that in case anyone out there got any ideas.

@kirstencampbell07 Год назад

😭😂😂😂😂

@ajwhhis Год назад

How is this duo just getting better every week?! Che & Jost might be the best weekend update duo in SNL history.

@THEE_Kisywisy Год назад

100% I’ve got a feeling they’re gonna leave at the end of this season or next. They’ll leave together. I think Colin is entering different phase of his life (having kids) and che is busy with other stuff (his show **WHICH I CANNOT WATCH IN THE UK GRRRR** and more standup) Norm was my fave solo update host. Fuck, I miss him so much 😢

@Numismatists_Matter Год назад

You're so sweet and young and Lorne Michaels is going to replace you. 🥱😁😉🥰

@TheJoshMaggot Год назад

or maybe you just wanna blow em

@Numismatists_Matter Год назад

@@TheJoshMaggot Annndd what are you really saying? That your a homophobic, prejudiced a$$h@t #Trump and #TrumpChumpGang supporter. 💯🎯

@arthurduncan5838 Год назад

They are alright … norm mc Donald was the champ tho

@user-ep1jx1mm7t Год назад

Nougats in pretzels deserved more laughs

@ScootyPuffSr7 Год назад

Yeah. There was too much of a delay for you to have to think about it.

@chelanthompson2172 Год назад

I feel like it got the best response

@jamesestelle7260 Год назад

Wait but I don't get it please explain IN DETAIL 😈

@jamesestelle7260 Год назад

@@jwcarty r/whoooosh

@JohnnyMacs19 Год назад

The che sigh was the best part 😂😂

@Fifthelement203 Год назад

Everyone from the Caribbean is confused by the “goodnight” outrage. Goodnight is what we say every time we greet someone at night! I really can’t understand how good morning is ok. But goodnight is incorrect. Americans are crazy.

@henrydeluxe4051 Год назад

I love Colin making jokes about Oz abusing the dogs. Very funny and I don't want people to forget about it.

@kathykaveh1471 Год назад

The Clarence Thomas joke!! I'm dead!!!

@mikebastoni4490 Год назад

Goodwill dropped Kanye I about died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CKibbles Год назад

These two have the green light to say whatever and I love it!

@Tayya100 Год назад

Why do I feel like there is a running joke of writing each other jokes, and that's why it keep getting better and the best thing to happen for SNL since the golden era of SNL

@bls8959 Год назад

Lol wow you sound ridiculous...snl is dieing and we all know it.... how dare you say this crap is anywhere near the golden era which you weren't alive for....

@upallnightauto6234 Год назад

SNL sucks

@sydguitar99 Год назад

That Indian mom joke is too accurate LMAO

@crisfield4364 Год назад

Goodwill's denouncement is in anticipation of getting all that unsold stock. They were about to be inundated with it.

@UkeCan1 Год назад

And no one will want it.

@sheris.b.7054 Год назад

Laughter's the best medicine, thanks weekend update, I feel so much better! Gonna be a long week until the next one LoL

@sheris.b.7054 Год назад

@@wm9346 hell yeah 😂

@jpsarver5514 Год назад

This segment of jokes was literally all winners. Laugh out loud hilarious

@upallnightauto6234 Год назад

SNL sucks

@buschg7106 Год назад

"Slightly better than a recent stroke victim" BRUH

@amyelizabeth529 Год назад

I say this each week, but Michael Che's laugh is everything! 😂

@petesmith433 Год назад

This was packed with great lines. 👏🏼

@sunrailjs6912 Год назад

As a local Orlando resident I laughed too hard

@ieatchinese Год назад

Please say hi to that unfinished building for me. You know the one.

@jedidiahm6437 Год назад

For now said beavers why did I laugh so hard lmao

@robdavis3967 Год назад

Wish they would do a 30 minute Weekend Update Show

@VideoAmericanStyle Год назад

They tried this already, about 10 or 15 years ago. Didn’t really work. The best things in life are served in appropriate sizes; bigger doesn’t mean better.

@herbwitch5681 Год назад

Seems like they tried during the Reagan administration, too. One of the first episodes insulted the president. The show was canceled by the next episode

@robertcolontonio7775 Год назад

They could if they do away with the 2nd musical performance of the night. I don't watch the musical shit anyway but one & done would be way better.

@VideoAmericanStyle Год назад

@@robertcolontonio7775 it’s not an issue of enough broadcast time; it’s the lack of writing time. It’s incredibly difficult to write sharp topical jokes that will be relevant and funny for a live broadcast on a Saturday night, week after week. Certain aspects of the show’s format - including the double musical performances - exist to help fill time.

@canaisyoung3601 Год назад

They'll bring it back in 2024 (which is an election year in the US). I'm hoping they do.

@BPTNY Год назад

Whether the rest of the episode is bad or not, you can always count on Weekend Update.

@travise6940 Год назад

Michael you cracked me up with the Clarence Thomas stamp joke!

@mamapetillo8675 Год назад

I didn’t know I needed to laugh. My face feels much better, now.

@scrateshooter Год назад

These guys took Norm Macdonald's playbook like Jerry Reed did in waterboy.

@iblankedurmommy Год назад

The picture they used for the stamp 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I almost fell out my chair

@iblankedurmommy Год назад

This was one of the best weekend updates in years 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Kostly Год назад

The material practically wrote itself this week. lmfao

@BillionaireRealtor Год назад

SCOTUS joke was on point

@blackleague212 Год назад

IN YEARS

@Andrea_Rodriguez Год назад

Nougats in Pretzels had me crying

@marisgoldenhour6212 Год назад

The TCBY pretzel joke was a good one. Incredibly subtle and well written. 😁💙

@peteross4587 Год назад

Great Norm joke about the hijacked bus 😅

@Pete_Finch Год назад

Colin's Spirit Airlines jokes always get me good

@MimiYuYu Год назад

Here’s a bag of carrots

@Pete_Finch Год назад

@@MimiYuYu I would definitely sit in the spirit airlines bathroom for a free bag of carrots

@conmckfly Год назад

Dear Collin and Michael, You guys were incredibly bad boys tonight.. I loved it.. Laughed my a** off.

@AllanAdamson Год назад

I wrote a joke for you Michael.... "Elon celebrated his purchase of Twitter by reading Scarlett Johansson's DMs."

@Thicknesswithaquickness Год назад

That catholic joke made me think of how far sink has come since the Sinead O’Conner stunt

@ReadABookAndLearn Год назад

Who’s/ what’s sink? And why have they come so far? Also, as someone who has the same last name, it’s spelled O’Connor 😉 But I do appreciate you using the apostrophe! Computer programs everywhere have been trying to eliminate apostrophes from people’s names. Whether it’s my bank, a school, marathon registration, hotel reservations, etc, there’s always a problem with my name. I was just at the OCR World Championships last month and they couldn’t find my name in their registration because of the apostrophe in my last name. Their system had it spelled as “Mr. O??Connor” 🙄

@soupwizard Год назад

@@ReadABookAndLearn "sink" is a type, should be SNL

@marysparks3769 Год назад

I laughed so much- especially the Kanye jokes!!

@homeoftek5844 Год назад

He's lucky it's not MAD TV roasting him

@tylerm3577 Год назад

Who wrote the Nougats in Pretzels joke? 🤣🤣🤣

@nestabus Год назад

Some extra Dark jokes today i love em

@zoyadulzura7490 Год назад

Jokes aside, Fetterman was really brave to go on stage and debate Oz. Regardless of his recent difficulties with talking, mentally, he is still strong, and he is far more intelligent, empathetic, and moral than Oz.

@anneb889 Год назад

What would be really brave is focusing on his health and see if he can completely recover before trying to serve millions of other people. Strokes and recovery are very tricky, and different for everyone. Often 3-6 months after a stroke you’ve reached max recovery as well.

@rickriccardi4741 Год назад

@@anneb889 Killing dogs and bragging about drinking your own piss vs. missing a word or two while recovering from a stroke. Tough choice.

@silverphantom8937 Год назад

@@anneb889 lmao another concern troll. bet you didn't care when trump said "person, woman, man, camera, tv"

@hd7704 Год назад

@@silverphantom8937 👏👏👏

@DRthistle Год назад

@@anneb889 If he lasts a day I would be happy if its keep that money grubbing opportunist Oz away from the rest of the Washington swamp.

@AntiBellum Год назад

5:28 this joke reminded me heavily of Norm

@IantheDugan Год назад

The nougats and pretzel punchline energy was so big it carried over to the next three jokes

@coolboss999 Год назад

Finally, the editor put Weekend Update into 1 video instead of 4 videos. Congrats 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@ddickson1167 Год назад

Real humor. Merciless to both sides. Isn't it liberating?

@Myacckt Год назад

Indeed the side that doesn’t make fun of itself, is the one the distrust.

@Shaunessy Год назад

I met Fetterman when I was selling gyros in Braddock at a fair and a drunk driver crashed and the entire police force showed up and the man came down just to see what was happening. Fetterman is a real one. Oz is all smoke and mirrors.

@JFmK-sh5nh Год назад

Oh, yeah cuz there's so much going on in Braddock. Surprised they even have a mayor.

@Amero2323 Год назад

He came down just to make sure the drunk driver didn't get arrested

@toyotaprius79 Год назад

Ohhh, they're gonna delete your comment for that

@zachary_attackery Год назад

Fetterman is actually the name of the scientist who created him, not the monster himself

@richardreynolds6398 Год назад

trolls be trolls. paid for by or suckers for the rich boys.

@ladydeerheart1 Год назад

I watch late night entertainment ... in the morning.

@laurenw.8178 Год назад

don’t know how many audience members got that “Nougats in Pretzels” joke 😂😂

@willjackson6522 Год назад

Damn this was a good weekend update

@alanz4819 Год назад

nougats in pretzels was amazing

@NJohnsonProductions Год назад

Nougats in Pretzels deserved more laughs

@JohnDoe-ds1uy Год назад

I was wondering how Che would bring up the house speaker hammer attack without going too far. Perfectly handled.

@jhunt5578 Год назад

The che condom joke killed me 🤣🤣💀

@migiplayz91 Год назад

I love how they don't hesitate to take shots at Spirit airlines

@mahdyarshirdel7545 Год назад

He got me with the 10 percent

@gregXxo Год назад

Yes, I laughed out loud with that one

@tyresehall5642 Год назад

Weekend Update is the best news parody sketch of SNL. Now that is funny. 😂😆😃

@bezelscloset3343 Год назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-koIrpdEemME.html wassup comedy 🎭 skits here 🤟🏾🤣

@ryanalopez3078 Год назад

The NDA Catholic School priest joke was hilarious. And I was raised Catholic should I should know lol

@mrb6309 Год назад

Jost's last joke made me spit my morning coffee on my computer screen!!!!!!

@fob1xxl Год назад

STILL the funniest skit on the show and the FUNNIEST TWO CAST MEMBERS. YOU GUYS ARE GREAT !😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂👍

@napkinnathaniel5232 Год назад

I loved the nougats in pretzels joke

@saradapagediocletian9707 Год назад

"'For now' said beavers" hits different when you have five rats, three mice, and a guinea pig.

@catherinegigliotti1368 Год назад

"Flip me over and start licking." 🤣

@maewest4192 Год назад

Those jokes were smoking hot 🔥🔥🔥

@nancymorrison9978 Год назад

Can I just say.... Yay for Weekend Update. 😂🤣😂

@justincarver7945 Год назад

Love these two!!

@Jen-fr4sd Год назад

So needed this comedy tonight!!🤓😄

@CS-pi5oc Год назад

I heard the woman who was going to have an abortion aft getting pregnant by Walker, backed out and he took her back next day and waited in the parking lot. The Orlando joke..🤣🤣🤣

@camilojimenez6749 Год назад

Che was on point this segment 😂 Colin too but Che didn't mess around

@celieboo Год назад

This is te best part of SNL.

@ehaworth9 Год назад

One of the funniest Weekend updates 😂 Colin and Michael brilliant as usual 🤩

@bethclifford4469 Год назад

Spirit airlines jokes never fail to crack me up

@ffditch Год назад

Wow - that was an awesome Weekend Update!

@wintercame Год назад

Agree. Good week for comedy, bad week for Kanye.

@clydeg4274 Год назад

For some reason the spirit airlines offering a bag of carrots for passengers who sit in the bathroom got me

@honorladone8682 Год назад

I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying thank you for every tear of joy. Philadelphia USA

@steverogers2603 Год назад

I wish they would double the length of these jokes each week.

@future.mortician Год назад

The Spirit Airlines joke absolutely KILLED ME 😭😭😭

@SpaceCowboy02 Год назад

Cheap shots on someone who had the balls to show up to a debate while recovering from a stroke. I know it’s a comedy show. But dude he did great for what he has gone thru

@maacpiash Год назад

The Herschel Walker jokes killed me 😂😂

@user-qo3jh9mn1t Год назад

There's a big difference in getting a laugh because someone's said something inane and getting a laugh because someone has trauma associated with a stroke. Ones funny the other's cruel.

@jaimematters6760 Год назад

I agree.

@lucycan6363 Год назад

I forget how funny Saturday night live can be. Good job guys

@patriciaclarke7457 Год назад

Please sir can I have some more? I'm greedy for these two, it's never enough. They are funny.🤣😂😅😂

@richardson.1424 Год назад

Whoever wrote that "Nougats In Paris" joke, give them a raise.

@laalaa99stl Год назад

Nougats in pretzels? That shit cray.

@bonniegeppert3912 Год назад

Loved this weekend update! Great jokes.

@aaejaegreenev.ralphwize9160 Год назад

Nougats in pretzels was classic 🔥 🔥 🔥

@fitforfreelance Год назад

The math joke was pure 💯

@titaniumwolf8756 Год назад

2:50 wait is that an actual yeezy shoe?!! Holy crap that hideous!!

@Nightowl333 Год назад

They are so good 😂

@CitizenoftheWorld1 Год назад

I think the last SNL show I watched was Chappelle's a couple years ago. But I religulously watch weekend update Sunday mornings. Colin and Michael are the best duo

@bookgirlny8511 Год назад

“Flip me over and start licking!” 4:56 Omg 😱