Weekend Update on Church's Celibacy Rule - SNL

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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including a North Carolina church that made married couples wait a year to have sex. Eric and Donald Trump Jr. (Alex Moffat, Mikey Day) and Laura Parsons (Vanessa Bayer) stop by.
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@FishoD 7 лет назад

Ahahah that juice box improv. He actually pierced it in the middle by accident and the original bit didn't work :D they did an amazing save. What an acting skill.

@neghiethervil5606 7 лет назад

Dude...that's not a juice box. It's a Caprisun! Totally different. One of them is awesome.

@jmsta2011 6 лет назад

Yeah it actually ended up funnier because of the drinking/sucking face he could pull!

@TR-IRL 5 лет назад

Fisho D Shakespearean.

@rochellepellet7430 5 лет назад

+2a

@unusuario5173 4 года назад

They never broke character. Excellent improv skills.

@ThatBlackPiano 5 лет назад

“I drove the golf car!” “Cart. Golf carT with a T.” “...teh.” “There you go, buddy.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ejflor1313 3 года назад

Golf car(t). Jesus you’re dumber than Eric

@dep6898 3 года назад

@@ejflor1313 shut up loser

@priyachoudhary9896 2 года назад

@@ejflor1313 you do know he's emphasing there so the comment isn't actually wrong.

@JLF201 2 года назад

When during the sketch did they say "half car"?

@carrots_arelife2924 7 лет назад

Don't feel bad Colin. I would have insisted on that Pro Bono joke too.

@amberbuchan 6 лет назад

I don't understand the Pro Bono joke lol

@tylerpauletti4265 5 лет назад

Amber, me neither, lol

@KD-xb5np 5 лет назад

Bono's in the picture. He's the lead singer of U2.

@lorelynpr 5 лет назад

Amber Buchan When a lawyer works pro bono it means they are working voluntarily and are not making any money. The punchline is that the lawyer for the plaintiff is maybe working pro bono (maybe the plaintiff does not have money to pay for the lawyer), but Colin twists it and implies that pro-Bono actually means that the lawyer is pro-Bono (that will act in Bono’s favor). (Bono is U2’s frontman.)

@tylerpauletti4265 5 лет назад

@@lorelynpr oh I see. Hahaha that's good

@ivyharris3251 7 лет назад

The Eric Trump bit was almost sweet

@PhamInColor 7 лет назад

Trey Harris surprisingly yeah, made me wanna baby sit the poor dude

@livepoultryfreshkilled 6 лет назад

it made me sad tbh, i wanted to make her feel better

@ikilledjigsaw 5 лет назад

It's cute because Don Jr actually cares for his brother in the skits

@upat65 5 лет назад

Like watching your average toddler.

@desertdaisymarie6951 4 года назад

He reminded me of my son having a bit of an off day.. My son’s autistic..

@General_Nothing 4 года назад

The Trump brothers bit is so cute. They just make Don Jr. look like such a good brother. It’s adorable.

@Consrignrant 3 года назад

@Andrew Stalker....... Not much going on between your ears, is there.

@General_Nothing 3 года назад

@@Consrignrant Having a bad day?

@hammerdick82 3 года назад

@@General_Nothing Do you live on earth where don jr is a coked out pos and eric is just a whiny moron like daddy? Or do you actually think theyre worthy of respectful words?

@General_Nothing 3 года назад

@@hammerdick82 There really should be some sort of reading comprehension test before people are allowed to respond to RU-vid comments.

@shirleyrombough8173 3 года назад

Adorable??? Are you kidding? There's nothing spelled t r u m p that's adorable. They need to be in prison with their criminal parent.

@user-ru5er5nf3t 4 года назад

The Eric and Don jr sketch humanises them in ways that makes me feel sad. It’s like George and Lenny.

@callmejulia96 3 года назад

I read of mice and men for school months ago and holy shit the ending made me cry

@wowwowwow8765 3 года назад

If you think this is humanizing Don it and the other one, then you didn’t not pay attention.

@user-ru5er5nf3t 3 года назад

@@wowwowwow8765 yourself

@user-ru5er5nf3t 3 года назад

@@wowwowwow8765 Also, I know it’s not the point of the sketch, but that’s the way I interpreted it. If I chose to ship two characters in show, that’s my interpretation of the relationship that doesn’t depend on the purpose of the author. I don’t need you to go and say “well akchewally that’s not what it means”

@danielj3950 3 года назад

@Johnbois 7 лет назад

"The government wanna lift up your skirt and check for ding- dongs" I died.

@Fyreflier 6 лет назад

well she's not WRONG... XD

@andrewwestberry1841 4 года назад

little Debbie's hiding something

@greg-op2jh 4 года назад

Oh my God I know

@pixiebells 4 года назад

The funniest part is she's technically not wrong.....

@no_peace 2 года назад

@MAAHAQQ get lost

@avedic 7 лет назад

Colin and Michael really do kill it on Weekend Update. Wasn't that into them initially....but they've got a great thing going now. Really natural, funny, and they play off each other really well!

@arx754 5 лет назад

I understand that in the beginning, on SNL, they shared an apartment because NYC rents are so high, so I think the fact taht they're good friends in real life makes it so much easier with their "back and forth" remarks.

@liv1131 Год назад

I loved that Kate was just sitting on the table at the end😂

@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 Год назад

YES! Too brilliant.

@lily-ophelia-grey 7 лет назад

KATE AT THE END I AM DECEASED

@Helga947 2 года назад

scrolled down for this :D

@brainflash1 7 лет назад

Damnit Che, Lumiere was the straightest, horniest character *in* that movie. He couldn't keep his candle holders off the feather duster.

@scottjarred3390 4 года назад

Or lumiere was just over-compensating haha

@Alexander-px5yz 4 года назад

Lumiere and the clock. I mean come on. That’s everyone’s OTP.

@SkunkApe407 3 года назад

You thought he was talking about Lumiere? Nah, Gaston and Lefou were totally gay for each other.

@yankeejohn58 3 года назад

LOL 😂🤣😂

@7MonarC 3 года назад

@@SkunkApe407 nah, gaston was gay for himself 🤣

@avapatino6058 5 лет назад

The kid actors thing is so goddamn accurate and I hate it.

@Room-mp3np 3 года назад

Vanessa is one of the most under-appreciated actors on this show. She’s never not smiling 😂 and her voice acting is always spot on. Love her ❤️

@davidhart5683 3 месяца назад

What's Vanessa last name

@bryantaylor1773 7 лет назад

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

@MrDino1953 5 лет назад

Bryan Taylor, that’s brilliant. Hope it’s not patented because I want to use it sometime.

@oriolesfan61 5 лет назад

Actually not.

@oriolesfan61 4 года назад

@@xyzlmno4631 No. Priests don't rape children because they are celibate. That is crazy.

@jorgeguzmanm99 4 года назад

They choose to be a priest, and they knew about the abstinence. They could have choose to be a deacon and also have a wife. Abstinence isn't a excuse to be a raper.

@oriolesfan61 4 года назад

@@xyzlmno4631 not because or celibacy. There is sexual abuse by clergy of all sects of Christianity. And all faith traditions.

@akosuabaah9317 3 года назад

I’d like to see Che talk to an actual child. It’d be hilarious and probably adorable.

@DajuNkdnA 7 лет назад

If the pro Bono joke bombed, i couldn't tell; i was cackling too loud.

@noothankyou 7 лет назад

Junk Genes same! Idk why corny jokes like that kill me every time

@samwoodhouse1139 6 лет назад

That was the funniest joke in here 😂

@shirleyrombough8173 3 года назад

Me too.

@alexandermontes7459 4 года назад

Did anyone not notice Kate McKinnon on the desk using her phone at the end of the video? 😂

@gavinluthi8679 3 года назад

Yes

@Andrew_Haase 3 года назад

Mounted atop the desk in a traditional Japanese dining pose…No...not at all

@Jemppu 3 года назад

@@Andrew_Haase that was a stab at KellyAnne Conway sitting like that on an Oval Office couch during a meeting.

@lieutenantthalia6575 7 лет назад

THE PRANK WAS MURDER!

@user-yf4mw 4 года назад

Her delivery of that line was perfect.

@thumperpaul155 5 лет назад

"can Colin sleep over?........."

@303nitzubishi4 2 года назад

"Why I oughta" that line killed me and I almost missed it cuz I was laughing so hard at the "check for dingdongs" line

@katyoverland9687 3 года назад

"the prank was murder" absolutely SENT me. i am cackling at my place of work.

@bucklikethedollar 6 лет назад

as a trans person, "why i oughtta" is definitely gonna be my new catchphrase

@livepoultryfreshkilled 6 лет назад

me too bitch ur valid

@babyvia6712 5 лет назад

ugh ur mind... pure genius

@andrewthompson5862 5 лет назад

def new catchphrase

@logan9071 3 года назад

Same. 😂

@IntrusiveThot 3 года назад

SAME. Also shout out to all my trans siblings also on an SNL binge, what’s up

@en273 7 лет назад

... I was coincidentally eating dry cheerios while watching this. Don't know how I feel about that.

@boataxe4605 7 лет назад

I don't eat Cheerios, I plant them in order to grow Doughnuts.

@en273 7 лет назад

That reply completely delighted me. Does it work?

@arnezj.bridges2768 6 лет назад

there actually good for your heart, as they clear your arteries, but it thing the joke is you give it to older babies to keep them busy.

@ShawnMichaelsNo1 6 лет назад

Haha laughed so hard I hurt my throat rofl x

@umuh3709 5 лет назад

I was drinking a juice box don’t feel bad

@MrEab2010 7 лет назад

the funniest part by far is the last 5 seconds. I won't give it away but watch! LOL

@lydiap4207 7 лет назад

Earl A. Birkett really... you're worried it would be a spoiler to mention that? if anyone gets upset by you talking about kate chillin on her knees on top of the news desk then they shouldn't be scrolling the comments while they're watching or rather not watching the clip... just sayin 😋

@MrEab2010 7 лет назад

you must be everybody's first choice to attend a movie thriller with. "Oh this scene's corny, he gets a hatchet buried in his head." ;D

@antmfan231995 7 лет назад

I died!!!

@MrEab2010 7 лет назад

there's a reason they've been around 42 years. They're good when inspired. ;D

@avedic 7 лет назад

Colin and Michael really do kill it on Weekend Update. Wasn't that into them initially....but they've got a great thing going now. Really natural, funny, and they play off each other really well!

@zebontheweb 4 года назад

If that was their actual brother relationship I’d have mad respect ✊...it’s so sweet how Don takes care of Eric 😊

@looplu 6 лет назад

😁. When you look down at your privates and go "why I oughta 😨"

@livepoultryfreshkilled 6 лет назад

i'm actually transgender and this is factually accurate tbh

@redroseblaque13 5 лет назад

🤣🤣😂😅

@Yourlovelyghost 3 года назад

Lol can relate 🤣

@healthydietandexercise 6 лет назад

I love how they really seem like brothers! It's endearing lol

@shirleyrombough8173 3 года назад

How can you sit there with a straight face and think anything about trump is anything but vile and disgusting?

@emilyfarley1525 3 года назад

@@shirleyrombough8173 sweetie I'm not sure if you know this, but thats not the real trump brothers. This is satire. Its a joke show.

@rspainter7896 5 лет назад

I can watch the Eric and Donald Trump bits over and over. They're hilarious.

@piarossi4555 7 лет назад

Vanessa cracks me up. She should do more characters.

@5335816 7 лет назад

Kellyanne Conway, best bit!

@phoebsc5993 7 лет назад

Yeah...they have kinda put Conwoman out to pasture since 'alternative facts', 'bowling green massacre', 'buy Ivanka's products'.......

@elgieswift3498 7 лет назад

LOL LOL fake shoes!

@shirleyrombough8173 3 года назад

But it didn't have her vampire teeth. None of the Kellyanne skits work without the vampire teeth.

@SDXStudio 2 года назад

Vanessa doing that glowing smile where she can't contain herself is just great.

@Molteniceee 5 лет назад

5:14 Underrated Mr. Hands joke that no one laughed at. Mr. Hands was a guy from Washington state in the mid 2000s, I think 2005, that let a horse very deeply penetrate him. So deeply, in fact, the guy died soon after.

@fearless_cloud 3 года назад

Are you joking that's insane

@jenniferhughes7520 3 года назад

@@fearless_cloud Actually, Mr. Hands was the horse!

@chillyisasleep7791 3 года назад

@@fearless_cloud there’s a video of it, watch it, it’s funny

@DunmoresMovieMania 3 года назад

It's a terrifying video. You can SEE the moment the horse pushes one thrust maniacally too far, and you realize the guy doesn't know it yet, but his intestines are pierced, and that's what he's going to die from.

@shirleyrombough8173 3 года назад

@@DunmoresMovieMania - This is all extremely disgusting. Why is it even on Weekend Update?

@kevinbennett7615 3 года назад

I think Michael genuinely enjoys the Laura Parsons' inteerviews. He always seems to have fun.

@eboooo 7 лет назад

they should ship that water to Flint Michigan

@chrishakala528 7 лет назад

Michael Eyob And replace the existing pipes and switch back to Detroit water.

@scarlett8782 7 лет назад

or maybe just ship the flint cops arresting ppl for talking at their own town hall out of the country.

@RobertHorry1956 6 лет назад

Racist fucks

@lo-fiFromChicago 6 лет назад

Robery Horrey huh? Who's racist?

@Classof-wf5jw 6 лет назад

Scarlett Says ship it where?

@emohobo9966 7 лет назад

Can "the prank was murder." Be my senior quote

@smilingdog4067 7 лет назад

I apologize for Alabama. We gave you Jeff Sessions and now we are too afraid to show a movie and let people decide to go or not. See why Jeffy is so against people's rights? We created fucking imbecile and released him into the DC swamp. Make America Alabama Again!

@bhmch39 7 лет назад

Forgiven because you gave us Forrest Gump - Greenbo, Al - if that is a real place. And you Crimson Tide football team is cool. :)

@TheTimer1337 7 лет назад

it's going to be a shit movie.. even watson can't sell that. Your state is saving taxpayer money

@astrovaan 7 лет назад

Since when are movie theaters funded by taxpayer money?

@TrixieWolf 7 лет назад

At least you had that nice band!

@bizzysmiley 7 лет назад

Smiling Dog hkm

@Frantixj 3 года назад

I love how you can hear Che suffocating from laughter when the brothers enter

@rtmoody4427 7 лет назад

That whole bit was great, but the best part is Conway kneeling on the desk at the end. That shit killed me.

@tomoyo.b 4 года назад

Eric's "tah" always gets me😂 and everything else

@ggmanatee 7 лет назад

He just shotgunned the fucking Caprison LOL

@bryanvelez5680 7 лет назад

HAHAHAHAA!!! Kate Mckinnon at the end... Priceless.

@rafaeljimeno3863 7 лет назад

That was Vanessa...

@julieb.8751 7 лет назад

Rafael Jimeno he meant Kate as kellyanne on the desk at the very VERY end

@bryanvelez5680 7 лет назад

Vanessa was funny too for sure. But what Kate did was epic

@Symphonia16 7 лет назад

I love weekend update! Especially when Michael teases Collin

@padraigmurphy3540 5 лет назад

Hearing Che's laughs in the background makes even funnier

@Jstoney127 7 лет назад

LOL. Alabama creating a safe space from Disney movies.Triggered much!

@Champsr0ck2247 7 лет назад

Jstoney127 Wait, Conservatives can use Safe Spaces? That's not fair!

@zero66616 7 лет назад

Champsr0ck2247 Yeah, but they don't call them that. They call it church.

@jantyturtle8609 7 лет назад

KingBonzo this is gold

@blyeguffey7387 6 лет назад

Yea I legit live 15 minutes from the place

@dreynoso8561 6 лет назад

Unfortunately I live 20 minutes away from this drive in. Please don't think all of us people from Alabama are like them.

@brian554xx 7 лет назад

Smiled throughout, then belly laugh at Kellyanne!

@samus1421 5 лет назад

'...why i oughta...' how is it that Vanessa Bayer is no longer on the show. makes no sense. now i'm craving Totino's pizza rolls...

@foxbear60 2 года назад

Those Totinos bits were just random.

@303nitzubishi4 2 года назад

Mmmmm Kristen Stewart

@clairewalker4441 7 лет назад

The prank, was MURDER!!!

@Champsr0ck2247 7 лет назад

The Eric Trump bit was so adorable and the Conway bit was straight fire.

@ZRobe-xi4hv 7 лет назад

The pro Bono joke was brilliant

@holdendeez69 5 лет назад

hey that's multnomah falls in your profile pic, i live in multnomah county

@henryschoon7816 5 лет назад

colin is very good at feigning that terrified/astounding look when alex started eating cheerios

@caitymarie3975 2 года назад

I literally just noticed Kate kneeling as Kellyanne on the desk lmfao

@gamecocks10118 7 лет назад

I think the funniest part was when Kate McKinnon was sitting on the news desk lol

@arceuslordofcreation8824 6 лет назад

"The Prank was Murder!"

@raquel_sza 7 лет назад

I LOVE COLIN JOST

@jackgibsxxx0750 3 года назад

Eric got his dad's brains.

@baronobeefdip2 6 лет назад

Kate as KellyAnne Conway at the end texting, Hilarious!!

@JazzyJ96771 7 лет назад

Looool, the ending with Kellyann Conway (Kate McKinnon) on the table 😂😂😂😂

@samimotaghedi 6 лет назад

I love the skits with Donald jr and Eric Trump, haha

@Juliett-A 3 года назад

Vanessa is just the most fun cast member they've ever had.

@ChickaRenats 7 лет назад

Oh man Kellyanne Conway.... she never fails hahahahaha

@dilekben 5 лет назад

I don’t get the joke there

@tejaswoman 5 лет назад

@@dilekben - it was an oblique reference to a much-discussed photo that week in which Kellyanne Conway, one of Trump's favorite ass-kissers & lie-spreaders was casually perched shoeless on a sofa in the Oval Office. On and off throughout the episode they had Kate posed that way with no comment whatsoever on the fact that she was there. They just counted on people to get it.

@RodneyAndMeVideos 3 года назад

@@tejaswoman thanks for the explanation! Appreciate it

@MsJaiMae 7 лет назад

This episode of Weekend Update was on point. LOL

@katherinewren9906 3 года назад

"The prank was murder!" Destroys me every time

@rnavarrojr7 5 лет назад

That U2 joke was gold.

@jahbless5353 4 года назад

that pro bono joke was so bad it was good😂😂

@Bella-xm3gj 4 года назад

this is one of my favorite weekend updates, it’s just so well acted lol.

@Professional_FunHaver 3 года назад

Colin's reaction to the Pro Bono joke was fucking hilarious.

@timmyeades7908 3 года назад

Three years later, the Vancouver hotel is out of business. Let's hope there is a pattern here.

@maryharvey6909 6 лет назад

I love how the character DT jr is nice to the character of Eric

@sheilaf1946 7 лет назад

Kellyanne on the table LMAO

@rndmpinkiepie64 6 лет назад

I love how they have her sitting in the desk at the end. One more quick laugh at Skeletor's "before photo"

@jasonanderson846 6 лет назад

Eric’s brother sure acts like a good parent

@bmoney2011 7 лет назад

You can see the regret hit his face after he finishes chugging the capri sun.

@emanny1986 7 лет назад

It is awesome when even failed jokes play off so well.

@prodthayerperiod 6 лет назад

THAT WHOLE THING WAS SO FUNNY OMG

@craigclark6397 7 лет назад

Kellyanne at the end had me dead!

@pppfan103 7 лет назад

I love SNL's Eric Trump.

@shawnsmith1865 5 лет назад

I love it when Colin and Michael push their jokes even they are groaners.

@rugr82day 7 лет назад

That's really the only way to eat dry Cheerios unless you eat them one at a time (which is a great way to practice using chopsticks.)

@7MonarC 4 года назад

Colin facepalming in frustration and defeat is adorbs!

@nancymorrison9978 3 года назад

Kids really do tell it like it is.😭😂

@toddjohnson566 6 лет назад

People don't give him enough credit, but Mikey Day is really the backbone of the cast.

@JordanLeeUK 7 лет назад

Laura Parsons kills me every time

@wesvunjak6276 4 года назад

I've been watching SNL since it's inception. Still, at no point in Weekend Update at any time, IMHO, has the comedy of the side guests ever been as good as the presenter(s) and their material. It is always a step down from what precedes it. I understand that fellow members can work out new characters during the news bit and chew up some time but this usually becomes an anchor to the flow of the best news-based comedy bit ever made. The lone exception to this rule, again IMHO, is Bill Hader's 'Stefon'.

@ShukaHusk 2 года назад

You're right

@nonchalantd 7 лет назад

6:15 I like that character and Kate McKinnon playing Kelly Anne Conway on the desk at the end.

@pixiebells 7 лет назад

I love how o in the end (mini spoiler alert!) Kellyanne is kneeling on the desk taking pics of them 😀

@tripjet999 5 лет назад

Raise your paw if you know that Colin Jost is a Harvard grad, with a degree in the history and literature of Russia and Britain.

@arx754 5 лет назад

@stevemandl5140 7 лет назад

colin jost actually does stand up comedy on the side.i saw him on gotham comedy hour

@richardknapp8322 7 лет назад

I like him and especially when Miss Lesley Jones works him over!....

@lo-fiFromChicago 6 лет назад

Steve Mandl how was he?

@dutchguywillem 7 лет назад

i do really enjoy how the weekend update guys keep trying so hard and the crowd is giving them nothing. week after week they go for the harsh jokes. it great!