Weekend Update on Hope Hicks's Resignation - SNL 

That wasn't a joke , he just stated facts

@@argedismun2 And now Nov. 2019 the Catholic Priest issue is completely resolved. Right??? Kind of like Jeffery Epstein and the powerful with underage girls. None will be held accountable or go to trial.

Super savage

I saw this comment and thought "Huh, I wonder what that joke is going to be?" and then I heard it and boy, were you right.

No, certain Priests are savages.

SORRY SNL! THE REAL HOPE HICKS IS HOTTER!! #TRUMPISWINNING!

"SORRY SNL!" Good job. Now it's time to collect your check, Comrade.

@homerun Yes, because that's how we want our government ran-by hotties

@@homerunhitters333 i agree. and she's smart too. smart enuff to leave trump. LOL snowflake

@@homerunhitters333 and?

Dan Boyle agreed

She's got whatever 'it' is

She also helped write some of the most "out there," subversive skits that help the show from getting stale.

Tied with Kate

Νο comparison, Kate is HILARIOUS!

@I. Wynn Wynn They have rehearsals, but it's not uncommon to change things last minute on the cue cards

I honestly have no words...

SORRY SNL! THE REAL HOPE HICKS IS HOTTER!! #TRUMPISWINNING!

SORRY SNL! THE REAL HOPE HICKS IS HOTTER!! #TRUMPISWINNING!

Is it just me, or does Jared Kushner look like he has no soul?

@@homerunhitters333 is he still winning now? dumbass

thomas w schaller yup! So good because it was paying by all of Americans taxes dollars! Good way to waste tax $$ yup!

Yep - Yet another outstanding way the US has managed to squander tax payers' dollars

oh i do - i blame him every day for so many things I lose count

or 7 years ... for good behavior. Naaaa... it'll be 10.

SeeingRed Isaid2 Yeah that was a brilliant zinger at the end there 😂😂😂 So good

Best line in her skit!

😂😂

Last chuckle of the evening from me, thanks!

Smart woman

@@thatonenigeriansformula not too smart. Former model worked for Ivanka met the family 5 years ago and gets a 2nd post after resigning from this one. She s the 1st person tested positive for Covid in the white house with direct contact with Trump. She handled Trumps Twitter account back in 2014. At 28 y.o. gets assigned as Director of Strategic Communications with no qualifications or experience in 2017, then resigned after testifying during the impeachment hearings that she often lied for Trump but gets rehired in 2018 as personal aide directly under Trump. Flying with him on all business trips. She flew in with him and others tests positive that day- and while some quarantined- trump went on as usually and we all know how that turned out with another 30 infected. Ok I take that back. Pretty smart to make a living getting notice by Trump and managing no jail time as the other trusted employers received doing his bidding. Knowing when to get out and back in again. And I didnt mention during her White house away time was appointed FOX news executive. Cant wait for her book to come out.

@@teresaf991 what i said was sarcasm so teresa you wasted time

P ppl

That one was priceless. But I think only 5 people in the audience got it.

Rachel Trainor at this point nothing about this administration really surprises me

You’re surprised a gold digger sucked her way to the top? Were you in coma till now?

Rachel Trainor None of them have any experience!

Ruslan Shopov No, I mean, I’m 26 and a new art teacher and even that feels like an overwhelming responsibility for me. I just couldn’t imagine working in the White House at that age. Also - there is no need to make assumptions about sexual activity for money just because someone is attractive.

Sounds about right I mean even Omorosa was there😁😁

Really? And the whole time I thought it really WAS Hope Hicks!!

Lmao

@jjay Are you referring to the president? that's not nice to call him a fatty!

Total bruh

@Respect/Walk Deja la conversación

enx Alucard approves.😉😏

@Modern Savage25 noice

@@markymarksthirdnipple8305 i guess

Aq true “sportsman hunter” goes after bear with a longbow, one arrow, and a knife. Then it’s sport.

then how are we supposed to eat? my dad is a hunter and I grew up eating venison multiple days a week. killing for sport is messed up but hunting is a lot more humane than the meat farming industry (assuming you're a good shot). also rabbit and squirrel both taste like dark meat chicken and are DELICIOUS bbq style 🍗🍗

If you eat your kill its fine. Animals die, if you eat meat you’re contributing to that.

Eating the kill makes the hunting acceptable but I'd still question the blanket statement that "there's nothing wrong with hunting". Trophy hunting, for example, (where the goal is simply to kill an animal for no purpose other than to say that you'v killed it and apparently preferably one that's on the endangered species list) is an objectively atrocious practice. And in any case, Che - and by extension the OP - were making the point that hunting simply should not be considered a sport. Which is a perfectly reasonable point to make.

Its true though!

Fucking child rapist' and boy lovers.

Arlene Roth You're right, of course, Arlene. I was straining to be as generous as possible. An instinct, by the way, that's completely alien to this crew.

j jay Think of it this way, say you’re an overweight, alcoholic smoker. You wake up drunk every morning, you eat donuts and Doritos as full meals, you’ve chased away all of your loved ones, abandoned your kids, lost your job, and smoke like a chimney. This goes on for 40 years. The one day you have a massive heart attack, wake up in the hospital having undergone open heart surgery, and the doctors tell you you have stage 4 cancer. You’ll have to lose a lung, undergo chemo and you can’t talk. All of this is revealed to you in one day. Waking up in that hospital bed is like living under the Trump administration. Trump isn’t the doctor. He’s not the medicine. He’s the cancer and heart disease that’s resulted from all those years of bad living. Would you want to go back to those years of drinking? No. But things are definitely worse now. And the two are different stages of the same problem.

j jay I might add, imagine the alcoholic dying man came from a broken home with terrible family who abused and broke him down for years, leading him to alcohol and drugs as an escape. Now imagine those relatives are still around. The “adults” who created Trump aren’t going away.

j jay Yup, you got it. Trump is the way to break free. Just like terminal cancer is a way to break free from a miserable life.

j jay Thanks for your arrogant presumption in thinking you know my politics. HRC went to my high school -- we had the same history teacher (she's six years older than me). When I was an eighteen-year old college freshman, I had a job bussing tables at Yale Law School, when she and her contemptible husband were 3L-- I used to bus their table. Had I known at 18 what I know now, I would have spilled the soup in their laps. Personally, I wouldn't trust either of them as far as I could throw them. They and the their neo-liberal ilk are not the alternative. I went to Chicago public schools when they were good -- before we disinvested in them. I went to Yale and to Harvard. Other of my public school classmates went to Harvard, and to Stanford; to Harvard Law and to Yale Med. I've been a Trotskyist for thirty years before anyone reading this had ever HEARD of Bernie Sanders. Donald Trump is a narcissistic sociopath who's never read a book in his life, and is accomplished at nothing other than womanizing and cheating his creditors. He's a contemptible demagogue and a pathological liar, and I'm supposed to give him a chance at destroying the country and victimizing the dispossessed just because the neo-liberal wing of the Democratic party isn't very good either?!? Don't be fucking ridiculous.

farah hadid Damm You Hot !

Let's pump those breaks! Eddie is a legend, chevy, Steve, Bill, Mike Myers, Will, and Dan are some others but these too are not there yet. Only Che could be considered as SNL's 1st black head writer. That's about it tho.

farah hadid. It appears that there are a few things you Can't get Enough of. What sort of muslim are you?

jonathan bethsaida lmao it’s really me in my profile picture but okay

jonathan bethsaida I am lol so you’re right

trump voters paid the majority of the taxes but you wouldnt even understand that being a hick

bluto212 👏👏👏

At least credit Bill Maher when stealing his bit.

bluto212 I see what you did there

"trump voters paid the majority of the taxes" Sorry, no. The median Trump voter paid almost no taxes. What you mean is Trump *Donors* paid a lot of taxes. Of course you have to ask what they were buying.

So three years on, did anything he did since then surprise you?

Apparently, Trump was enraged with her.

Tom Riddle.

You are right. He doesn't have a soul.

It's not just you.

Colin is soooooooooo cute...:)

He's never gonna leave.

Oh shit, I'll have to borrow somebody's account and check that out.

I think he's in maybe 2 or 3 per season. Probably why he and Jost have got such a good record - SNL has like a .225 batting average as far as sketches that are actually funny.

He's only gonna leave when he takes Seth Meyers' job as host of Late Night. And believe me, he'll do a lot better than Seth.

His stand up is top notch!

Well said

Jim Fortune folded like his hair

j jay No, I mean folded like Trump folded on DACA, his tax returns, gun control, divesting his interests, and every other commitment he ever made.

CardashianWithaB Who shut down the government? The first one was Reagan in 1981. Reagan again in 1984. 1986 Reagan again. 1990 Republicans led by Newt Gingrich. 1995-96 Clinton and Gingrich. 2013 Republicans led by Ted Cruz. 2018 45 Democratic Senators and 5 Republicans. But I'm pretty sure your goldfish memory only has room for the last one.

CardashianWithaB Yeah, I thought so.

Obama’s been out of office for a while now. Let’s leave him out of this, yea? He’s retired his role as the Republican scapegoat.

Brenda Euwer yeah. I would call her a workplace escort. 2 middle aged guys in the administration boinked her. So I'm sure there are more. And that's why she resigned.

yeah, she was passed around like a Russian email.

Handsome Jack - Eating Hope out would be like blowing the whole White House. That girl was the house punch.

+Pat McCann Trump screwed her like he is screwing the country.

MGod 7 She was like a door knob Everybody got a turn

Danish Sounds like a Grindhouse film

we should sent Miss Hope a huge thank you note for her service last week

Yeah well so did I. :-)

K G or just tired and getting back into the swing of things

He usually doesn’t choke but he did this time

Probably weed

Looked more like the autocue/ cue cards were messed up somehow - strange start to a sentence that didn't link well to the next part, then he sort of guessed it, then said it properly as if someone fixed the cue card . And then he tries not to laugh. Live TV - why it terrifies some people!

Juan Rivera Like father, like son.

She is always so much hotter than the person she plays.

nah

This is one of the rare occasions that the actual person Cecily try to impersonate is more beautiful in every way, and Cecily is getting and looking really old and it is happening fast also!..

I was gonna say that, too, lol

Donna Banning Congratulations! You ARE Donald Trump. The sole qualification for working at the highest level of the government is how 'hot' you are. Meet Ivanka: super-ambassador to the world!