Weekend Update: Pete Davidson on Cyber Security and Gay Porn - SNL 

That's me in a nutshell😂

@@mooshyrooms9935 thats me in the corner

@@julianfernandezduca2196 Thats me in the spot. Light.

J.O. kee me too

Natalie Dwyer haha same here

Also me, lol

meee

Lol same here

Mark normand

Ann f so right!😂👍👏

@@majedsolaimani9040 you mean Kevin Hart???

Scruff Looking Nerve Hurter or maybe this person just hasn’t watched those comedies. It’s honestly that simple.

Well john mulaney

niggaplease47 i do

niggaplease

@niggaplease47 lmfao HA Gaaaaaay

Hahhaa

What the fuck

I love stoner logic

420th like

How fitting!

KittyBear great job

#stonerlogic

@@willhelmberkly3025 Until the 'secular ass hats' nail the LDS church for embezzlement and tax evasion for buying a strip mall with nontaxable income. The LDS church is run like a financially corrupt casino

That's a scarily accurate description.

@@UnusualSocks Bring it on. The LDS Church cultivates a climate of fiscal responsibility which is magnified one hundred times over by their dedication to the promotion of pro social and cooperative behaviours. But I imagine that you would instead prefer to place your trust in an Atheistic government which finds no inherent conflict of interest between the vivisection of children while in the womb and the maintenance of a productive society. Good call.

Willhelm Berkly I’m a pro-life Catholic and all I’m saying is that using non-taxable income from a mandatory 10% tithe which is already pretty immoral to buy a profitable strip mall is a great example of tax evasion. Also horsing tens of billions of dollars in a massive gold heap for your corrupt leaders to do God knows what with under the guise of a ‘relief fund’ seems both extremely sketchy and the opposite of generous. Also, a government which prints ‘In God we trust’ on everything, has ‘One nation under God’ in its pledge of allegiance and built on the principal that all rights come from God and it is the duty of the government to protect them can hardly be called ‘Atheistic.’ Just because the US isn’t run by a corrupt inner circle of polyamorous cultists doesn’t mean it’s Atheistic. The concept of religious freedom is important to Americans.

@@UnusualSocks The religious institution you belong too is run by a Homosexual Communist who controls one of the most complex fiscal systems in all of human history. Glass houses my friend.

No reply wow

@@hungrye2494 a like is a replay and they for almost 4 thousand likes

@mellamosean 😂😂😂😂

We love our straight gross king

Ahaha

👍

You're probably not

Your sexy

Alright pick-me person

You are indeed

That's why I don't usually make movie reference jokes with friends that aren't cultured 😂

Yeah, I don’t have a clue as to what it is

We'll, since it didn't fly under yours, it didn't fly under everyone's radar

What year ru N 1980 “flew/went over their head”

They laughed harder when he said it so it didn't fly under anything.

At the same time?

they're sharing

They go to Paris often?

woahhhh RIP

Aiden Erickson not anymore

Lol....that was the one I watched right before this

He was high. He probably didn't see the ironic coincidence in that.

As a gay, I can honestly say that Pete is a gay 10

Joe Kerr straight 1000000

As a gay pete is 8

Nah. He's a straight 7

@@cnsmooth on his best day a gay 6 but he's had some pretty bad days and on those he's a gay 3

Just to check whether you were gay?

@hopeless yeah, I bang pete once every few years just to check whether I'm still straight. It's important to know yourself

To me Pete's way hotter than Collin.

@@audreymuzingo933 Can’t help but agree there. I love Colin, but at the same time Pete’s personality is just so lovable and charismatic and so that makes him super attractive 😍

@@jellycow6198 Yes his personality certainly seals the deal, but even if I just saw photos of the two and knew nothing about them, I would find Pete more attractive. I like 'weird' and Pete has that look going on in spades, while Collin looks more like 'clean-cut churchgoer' or something, LOL!

Chicken Permission dude is now with Scarlett Johansson 😂

Have you seen old Colin with a beard? Someone posted a picture from his college days or something and he looked great.

@@Ashleyvr-cw2yn I think you mean younger

Colin responding : *blushing* don’t

Colin is a gay 6 and a straight 5 this dude is not hitable

OH MY GOD YOURE A GENIUS

Tony Wang good name

Tony Wang so would Ariana grande

too late

Your name is very close to being “Tiny Wang”

y r u geh

So true I love them together 😝 They’re hilarious 🤣

Yes! I noticed that right away, Pete Davidson just knows how to make you laugh. It's instinctive with him

Yeah it’s so funny, like the time when he had to talk about something and he ended up just talking about how jealous he was that Colin and Michael git to host the Emmys

It was good weed tho

Pete's not very smart. Plus, he was high.

and the sketches so fkn low...

That implies you do weed.

bi quirk and then there's me

bi quirk lol what planet do u live on? Take me with you!

Yeah it’s pretty sad that he thinks he’s ugly, he’s definitely not a 5

He’s a straight 11 bish

He’s gay 8 def maybe 9

greendonut100 yeah I gotcha, i know a few very tall lanky guys myself. He does rock it very much. Love him💗

@greendonut100 I mean he does walk like an old man.

there are two types of people

Long boy.

He is 6.3

BAT he is ,yeah.

Yeah I agree it’s fun and it just makes sense because Pete Davidson doesn’t really need to be someone else to be funny, cause he’s hilarious by himself 😄

"I'm just listening to other pop stars to confirm I'm not into them. I'm doing this for you"

Omg yes I forgot that he didn’t always have all the tats

thx for that clarification ^^

he has had some high-profile girlfriends, tho.

Are you gay or something

@@diamondgamebeats8826 that's the point dummy did you not watch the video

@@p4uli30 r u gay

@@diamondgamebeats8826 no im just not stupid like you

@@p4uli30 wow what a comeback geez

Vanessa Acosta Hernández probably, he was smoking weed for years

the answer is yes lol

He says he smokes weed every time before a show bc it's more enjoyable for him

Yes and it doesn’t matter which update

Alloy_Agony he hasn't smoked in a long time now. But back then he was.

Colin is a 10 gay or straight🤣

Woah.... we need to take a breather here

Anf the other is with Scarlet Johansson

not anymore lmao

OOF

Was

8 not a