Weekend Update: Russia Invades Ukraine, Biden Nominates Ketanji Brown Jackson - SNL 

def Yin and Yang

You should watch the compilations of them trying to cancel each other 😂

Shyt ..

Hand Cecily Strong a major assist for asking to be taken off Update to go back to sketches, in order to make way for what turned out to be Che.

Che said in an interview it was Colin’s idea

I know. Ché nailed it

Was this before or after you Swallowed?

@@mangokittyrawr a blowjob joke. Cool.

Black stereotypes are hilarious

@@JenningsFilmsinc stereotypes* are hilarious

If you notice, the stronger the sketches, the shorter the update. It's no surprise that a Mulaney episode had an update with no guests.

Back when the show first begin it was very long, almost too long, but I think the Che and Jost could carry it

and that "never saw it happen to a white country" is a diss at those stupid ABC reporters. what a bunch of clowns. Georgians are pale af but I guess 2008 is to far back for them to remember. glad he made that joke, they need roasted for ever.

100%

SNL is complete liberal woke trash

is it funny that there is a war going on?

@@lanabell9445 What do you think?

@@Beefer-e4j I think what's happening now is terrible. This is bad for absolutely everyone. And this is not a reason to laugh.

@@lanabell9445 ma'am this is a snl video

She's always there, she must be on staff and she's annoying AF.

This is the most accurate measure for reaching adulthood, I’ve just decided.

Back in the 70s I loved Point/Counterpoint with Jane Curtin and...Dan Ackroyd I think. "Jane, you filthy slut!"

I dunno, in 8th grade I wanted to BE norm macdonald. I would repeat his jokes at school monday and pretend I came up with them.

@@russwatson8713 *Ignorant.

When Dinnis Miller hosted update the jokes sometimes went over adult heads too. 😄

It just seemed so low for SNL but that’s what made it so good! Some of Jost’s jokes have been sounding more and more like norm Macdonald nowadays

I laughed so hard when I heard it.

I had to back it up to be sure I heard it right! Then...ROFL!

Yeah. Classic "Yo mamma" jokes never fail!

That was the funniest part of the entire show.

Truth

@@user-nj5bj1nm5f You are right.

Best joke of the Report by far...

Not the first time they do it though.

It was fucking glorious !

Spouler alert 😟😟😟😟😟🦗

@@mangokittyrawr 7c77$xaa

Yeah, but Cobert and another late night guy try it every night. It might loose it's Punch if we got as much as we want...

@@avidnongetit8710 yeah this is the unfortunate truth, maybe they could do a an extra show once a year though

You mean, like, The Daily Show?

no the two doing it now are absolutely terrible the worst ever absolutely cringe worthy every time pure leftist propaganda plus the two boners laugh at their own jokes and ruin it even more

@@avidnongetit8710 ya plus colbert is telling the same horrible leftist propaganda lets call it a “joke”

Trevor Noah too

I am extremely ashamed… Joking about the war, where Ukrainian women and children die, innocent people, Russia destroys Ukrainian homes… This is the highest level of cynicism !!! What the hell can you laugh about? It's not funny at all, rejoice that the war did not knock on your house, you have living relatives and all is well! How can one joke about such a tragedy? Aren't you ashamed?

@@user-nj5bj1nm5f then don't watch

@@user-nj5bj1nm5f comedy is all we have.

Right they’re the funniest duo!! They’re the only part I watch on SNL!!

Yep... that was a perfect line, perfectly delivered. A perfect 10. :-)

I am extremely ashamed… Joking about the war, where Ukrainian women and children die, innocent people, Russia destroys Ukrainian homes… This is the highest level of cynicism !!! What the hell can you laugh about? It's not funny at all, rejoice that the war did not knock on your house, you have living relatives and all is well! How can one joke about such a tragedy? Aren't you ashamed?

@@user-nj5bj1nm5f that’s how people get through stuff they joke to make the situation feel better to them I see that your probably from Ukraine or Russia and we are truly sorry that your going through that but SNL makes jokes and they are taking it seriously

@callmecatalyst I guess 2022 is the sequel 2016 deserved.

Packed with Zionist propaganda.

You said it! This week has been so much!

And they didn’t even mention Kanye

@UCv1TleVWFVc9cMMFTugOpeA Do you know how Russian soldiers are instructed on how to determine which Ukrainians are Nazis? They tell their soldiers that Nazis either fight or run. Join your fellow "soldiers" under the bridge or at your farm, and enjoy your meager 30 pieces of silver. Hope your "what about them" excuse saves you at the gates of heaven. 👍🙄

@@andgainingspeed Whats your point dude?

Lol. Looks like the troll who posted about how the Ukrainians are Nazis who trained by the US and funded by George Soros deleted their post.

Me too, thank you so much for saying how you feel. I felt like I was the only one... To many comments about our thoughts go out to them! Not enough this is how we are helping comments

My thought exactly! Just what I needed after this tragic week

And bogus too

@@Echo6Tangosomebody's mad

Duty guys run by the United States and provoked this conflict

That’s what I get for failing to use a comma. Should have been “duty, guys” or “Guys, thanks for showing up for duty”.

@@JP-lu9ed ok, if it makes you feel happy

@Julia Putnam For comedy I either turn to Fox News or speeches by Trump. Either of these has me falling off the sofa and on the floor in laughter. What makes it even funnier js that these people are trying to be serious. On the other hand, knowing that there are delusional people out there thinking that the outrageous tales they tell does bring tears to my eyes.

There were no segments this week because nobody but Jost and Che featured.

Honestly. we need a separate weekly news show written by snl writers that’s aired by itself

For one summer, they did.

Old school news needs to give up and do this more often. Add some comedy to the news. That’s why comedians and talk show hosts blew up during trump running cause they’re the only ones who could laugh about it.

every joke was a banger

See: The Onion on youtube

I don’t get it

@@liit_one8800 Not even on your birthday?

@@liit_one8800 neither is Colin.

I'm still crying 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

*jackson

@@blake031299 oh no. My bad. Thank you for correcting me.

100%

Exactly right.

Agreed, EVER! Instant classic.

Exactly what I was thinking!!

SNL is a total diarrhea festival obviously ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jYPWI-A-Ibok.html

That would make a great t-shirt, where can we buy one?

Nah - I didn't care for this one. Give the Judge a moment to bask in acknowledgement of her impeccable qualifications before applying the stereotypes.

@@jgq2881 I thought it was hysterical.

@@jgq2881 it’s a joke! Come on man! 😆

Just take a look at how many liberal males are BISEXUAL and or HOMOSEXUAL ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jYPWI-A-Iboh.html

Without the turned-up volume on the audience their smug jokes would be a lot less funny.

@@steveconn not really

@@steveconn *a lot

JM is overrated

only thing I watch

@1980s kid yep. They took the nukes from Ukraine, and they should take everything else they created too.

Make American great again put Trump jail.

@@stevenwilkinson2031 make America great again put the one person who could deal with Putin in jail

@@randomfornow Trump dealing with Putin: 'You can keep Ukraine, if you give me a back rub'

@@randomfornow I know you aren't talking about Comrade Trump. Remember the Russian cyber attacks in 2020? All the security experts traced it back to Russia, but Trump, with ZERO evidence (again), said it was China. Biden isn't great by any means, but he's done something Trump never could, to stand up to Putin & call him out on his BS.

Meanwhile... Biden is shitting himself, struggling to string together a coherent sentence, falling up the AF1 steps... "if you have a hard time deciding whether you're for me or Donald Trump than you ain't black" "poor kids can be just as birght and talented as white kids" refers to black kids as roaches, open borders during a "deadly pandemic" won't force mandates if he becomes POTUS or take the vaccine under Trump, closes American gas & oil opens up Russia imports prices rising inflation at 40 year highs. Forced Ukraine to remove the prosecutor from Hunters court case at the threat of withholding money for Ukraine. Russia invades under Obama now again under O'Biden. Killary Klinton spy campaign on Trump before and after becoming POTUS. Demonrats actively destroying America -Joe Biden

*, but

was the hooker joke about the "only let them test it on their birthday" part? I didnt get that one.

The hooker joke was pretty good lol

That's offensive! (sorry, couldn't help myself) But seriously, I totally agree - and this was an extra good edition. No silly side-characters showing up breaking the flow and a solid pre-written set and ad-libbed bits. Prime Weekend Update.

No offense? How would this offend anyone?

2:34

I loved the Cap'n Crunch reference!

Did that “yo mama” joke hit too close to home?

I hate when I think something only to scroll down and find it's the top comment. It makes me feel like such a basic bitch. And this was supposed to be a complement. I'm not very good at them.

Why? Would like to hear why out of all the jokes he made tonight this is the particular one that made you feel good?

@@HH-pj1sx did you miss the point where the “Russian “ he was referring to was a hooker?

And no cringy guest

I was going to type the same, glad someone beat me to it… I’m not alone on this feeling

Facts

The audience is the best! Colin and Che didn't miss a beat! Every joke was a home run! TBH the whole episode was a HR!

@@Joeschmo13 They turn up the laughter on the mics to the audience to make you think every joke is hilarious. Most open-mic so-so.

Amping audience laughter through the mics for everything sure helps!

@@steveconn Bruh weekend update's been like the only consistently good part of SNL for the last few years idk what kinda flex u think knockin' em is

@@CollinM24 if this is the highlight of SNL, the show just needs to end already.

This Weekend Update was solid. Some jokes hit better than others, but they all hit pretty well. These guys are the very best thing about SNL.

@@CollinM24 Because full sentences and sketch arcs confuse you and cheap political jokes written better on forty years of other WUs are all you can handle?

Yeah. "The Genocide Games" Would've been great if NBC just refused to film.

Ha. My ass.

They like - oh i have plan to visit it... God damn

@@IwonaKlich 💥💥Martin Luther King "Let Freedom Ring" Slap the Liberal politicians who Embrace slavery with (We the People) Freedom!💥💥

dat elephants foot tho

Don't worry. They'll make up for it next week.

I couldn’t agree more. This was epic!

Yes!!

Yeah id say 3/5 characters are complete flops for me

Yeah the only extra person I like having on is Sara Sherman, she is absolutely hilarious

The iceberg……

Mmm, maybe war, like love or hate brings out the best or worst of us.

All courtesy of your not so friendly neighbourhood Russian dictactor. And his Belarusian accomplice.

Cheers

Yuck

So ppl are dying in Ukraine n u the one who has drake hours

Why? Would like to hear why out of all the jokes he made tonight this is the particular one that made you feel good?

@@HH-pj1sx damn you everywhere. God that is why real life is so much better then the internet. Tell jokes in peace and no one analyzes it like it's organic chemistry lol

​@@lanceprimus293 "that's why" is why? You didn't really actually say why, you know that, right? "Tell jokes in peace" ? What does it mean? Noone calls sexist jokes sexist there? Noone calls out your useless and meaningless philosophizing when you doing it there? Sorry to hear this, try surrounding yourself with better people? get yourself better friends? And "damn you are everywhere" I am sorry about that too, I know you just wanted to laugh with other anonymous boys and here I go and spoil all the fun. ""If they take away the Slavic bi**hes too we'd have nothing left", right?

@@lanceprimus293 As a consolation, I'd like to point out that I am actually still keeping it pretty chill, I'd roast your a*ses into Siberian tundra if it wasn't for youtube's terms of service.

@@HH-pj1sx I'm sure Russian women are though enough to show him how much they care. The few I know said the joke was funny and didn't took it personal. But I guess that are all women who don't feel personal attacked by a fcking joke.

But they never do tributes to Palestinian and Yemeni resistance fighters!

@@owenmersk4626 Whataboutists be like:

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-inX3f8Xq4r0.html

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-inX3f8Xq4r0.html

We’ll have to check in with him and Scarlet on that answer another time.

Wasn't that guy who got a AA battery stuck in his penis a person that's on the writing staff for SNL?

Did you notice how Colin looked off screen before he said, "But do you get it?" It's almost as if his wife was standing nearby.

Someone explain.

@@vaughngracey255 I think it’s a joke at men who have wives that control them by withholding sex. Perhaps an allusion to some thing in the news. It could also be a deeper dig at the FDA for acting like a man who doesn’t dominate the bedroom! I dunno…

We all would

So much joy, that would be awesome

"still made it funny" - One country invading another, innocent people dying. Glad they did it with class and stopped more people from dying.

Does the reference to supposed promiscuity of Russian women is what "done with class means to you"?

@@HH-pj1sx It was one Russian woman, and he also made fun of himself.

@@jasonhodges1378 Bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

@@mykoniichistorychannel Thanks so much for this "thoughtful" explanation. Here is mine that should help you give it another thought: If it was "one russian woman", this joke would have no punchline. He is perpetuating a stereotype that every Slavic woman (he says 'his russian friend" but we are all russian to westerners, so yes every slavic woman) is either a prostitute, a stripper or a gold-digger. . Nothing is just jokes, everything has a connotation. As to your "he also made fun of himself" -- "Lonely inept guy" trope would be where even prostitutes refuse to have sex with him. The guy with money and woman he buys arent the entities of equal power cause you know "Money is power". Also, "I dont pay you to talk" is the expression, he just changed it a little to cover his a** is all. And instead of simply acknowledging someone's point, or simply ignoring it, you felt the need to "stan" for your boy cause he's obviously he is the one who needs your help (/s)

Thank you! I wondered why it was just Colin and Michael.

I'd watch.

Agreed, I'd be more interested in the news if it was these two covering it

There were no silly guests on this weekend update, just straight up funny jokes

Melanie is back he is the best joke writer they have had! You can tell he wrote these! It’s his type of humor!

Yeah they were rocking 😂👍

@@vicepresidentmikepence889 howdy former vice president 👋