Weekend Update: Stormy Daniels Says Trump Didn't Wear Condom, RFK Jr.'s Parasitic Brain Worm - SNL

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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Stormy Daniels' graphic testimony of having sex with Donald Trump, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s parasitic brain worm, and Rudy Giuliani's radio show being canceled mid-sentence.
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@keithparker7031 2 месяца назад

1:17 - "After She Finished", "The Judge Banged The Gavel", and "Opened Oral Arguments" were some of the movies. That was the best joke of this segment, and it didn't get the love it should have.

@cameronball3998 2 месяца назад

i replayed that a few times, that was one of the best written/delivered jokes i’ve heard. loved it 😂

@patmandew22 2 месяца назад

It wasn't delivered well

@bibliophilelady6106 2 месяца назад

It required people to remember what he just said and parse it into bits. The pause before the laughter was just them trying to process what they heard.

@KingLo 2 месяца назад

He botched the delivery, and he realized it and soon as he finished.

@KnockOut242 2 месяца назад

I lost it!!

@briansco17 2 месяца назад

that one lady was having the time of her life LMAO

@bazzakrak 2 месяца назад

Holy feck, that is a great laugh

@jordansweet8054 2 месяца назад

Its nice when people can just enjoy stuff.

@markdegloria4038 2 месяца назад

She owes him $600,000 dollars for legal fees. The DNC is paying her.

@TheRedScareIsAlive 2 месяца назад

Probably Stormy Daniels. She's in town for the trial...

@bryanmachin2152 2 месяца назад

And "she never felt this way before....."

@tvmonte 2 месяца назад

"After she was offered hush money by the jury." Oh, man that was GOLD!

@cyrenej1413 2 месяца назад

Eww. Please don't endorse RFK Jr. 😮

@antoniomartinez6722 2 месяца назад

🤣🤣

@arthurnorris8108 2 месяца назад

That was my favorite line in that whole bit.

@alexanderdumas- 2 месяца назад

Now that’s a gag order

@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat 2 месяца назад

@@cyrenej1413 why? You think Biden has done a good job?

@12packersfan 2 месяца назад

That one audience member having the time of their life felt like the overarching storyline of the entire segment

@BazReviews 2 месяца назад

Wasn’t that Maya Rudolph?

@nodatastored684 2 месяца назад

I thought it was Fiona Harvey 😂

@raraka828 2 месяца назад

She has good laugh, made me laugh when I hear her

@Justsomeguyyuyu 2 месяца назад

Pretty sure it was Che’s fun aunt

@subtitles1492 2 месяца назад

yes, the laughing track has become the main character.

@Nimsshow 2 месяца назад

I’m gonna miss Colin and Michael if they ever decide to leave the show.

@Shanes_Lanes 2 месяца назад

They could start their own show

@ScootyPuffSr7 2 месяца назад

The way that Che has been acting, it seems like he's ready to leave.

@ishotmyboss 2 месяца назад

Che has some great standup specials.

@Mrgoofyoops 2 месяца назад

They ARE the best part of the show.

@steveconn 2 месяца назад

Just laugh at everything you say as you say it. Same feeling.

@eyeyayayay 2 месяца назад

- What's this? - "a brain worm". -What's it doing?" - "Starving to death".

@trysometruth 2 месяца назад

well played, sir.. well played.

@angelalinderman9985 2 месяца назад

" Hush money by the jury" was hilarious 😂😆😭🤣🤪☠️💀

@OohMyHead 2 месяца назад

Laughed at the Florida Man Rick Scott reference. He's also a body double for Nosferatu.

@vidmasterK1 2 месяца назад

A "Seen Here" joke was surprisingly absent

@spiritsfollow4976 2 месяца назад

His eyes are so scary lol

@christopherlundgren1700 2 месяца назад

I see Bat Boy from the Weekly World News is all grown up

@TheaBerdie 2 месяца назад

He's way bigger than a stumpy mushroom, though.

@ueno1 2 месяца назад

I refer to Rick Scott as The Screaming Skull 😅

@TheHussmanStuff 2 месяца назад

That 'Intervention' joke was absolute Gold.

@TheGillhicks 2 месяца назад

Please keep “Weekend Update” going all summer long. We’re going to need the laughs…..

@susiedupuy9532 2 месяца назад

Oh dear lord, don't remind us.

@DeborahFESQF-jf4gw 2 месяца назад

What’s happening?

@bostoncityofchampions6581 2 месяца назад

That line about Rick Scott was EPIC.

@leslieh4899 2 месяца назад

What a meme!

@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat 2 месяца назад

@@leslieh4899 kind of like Biden's empty head and being the posterchild for Sundowners Syndrome.

@cranjismcbasketball2565 2 месяца назад

The "Hush Money" Joke had me in stitches!

@NewMessage 2 месяца назад

Oh, that brain worm is alive, well, and about 3 pounds about now. He can control everything but the voice.

@blueberrywilbur315 2 месяца назад

Underrated comment😂😂💯👍

@TheaBerdie 2 месяца назад

I thought that WAS the worm's voice?!??!

@turtledog5050 2 месяца назад

I’d take that worm for president over the two main candidates

@blueberrywilbur315 2 месяца назад

@@turtledog5050 Agreed our choice is between a turd sandwich and a turd sandwich 🤦‍♂️

@BeegirlsHoneyHouse 2 месяца назад

That hard,very loud, laughing woman in the audience made this the absolute best‼️🤣

@jamesparker1071 2 месяца назад

Libs on meds will do that..... 🥴

@everythingisawesome76 2 месяца назад

Because it's Hillary.

@KiloMintoni-kg4kn 2 месяца назад

@@jamesparker1071Shouldn't you be at your afternoon worship service?

@MadAboutBrows 2 месяца назад

I bet it was one of the castmember's mom

@sharonharris9782 2 месяца назад

@@jamesparker1071said a MAGAt who simps for an orange 🤡. 😂

@christinew3549 2 месяца назад

The rick scott joke got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@daveboryszewski130 2 месяца назад

Love the Sen. Rick Scott Joke!!

@MrCanceleo 2 месяца назад

Such an insane thing to probably be right about has to be one of the greatest punch lines of all time

@batgurrl 2 месяца назад

Finally letting all the Trump - Stormy Daniels jokes ‘come out of hiding’. Best Weekend Update in a while because the actual news is wild. Open Oral Arguments was the name of some of those movies

@tomscott4438 2 месяца назад

Desi Lydic made a great point, why are we still calling her Stormy Daniels? Her name is Stephanie Clifford. Stormy is a character she plays in films. If Tom Hanks was in court we wouldn't call him Forrest Gump.

@marissa5664 2 месяца назад

The Rick Scott was LEGENDARY, spat my water out and everything. Too good 🤣😂

@ebonywhite1388 2 месяца назад

I literally used to read the Cathy comics😂😂😂😂

@Songfugel 2 месяца назад

This is easily the best part of SNL in decades, always excited to see a new weekend update video drop on my timeline

@tommyt1971 2 месяца назад

That “hush money from the jury” crack killed me.

@nicholasgarrick8855 2 месяца назад

Che , and Colin is on fire tonight with those jokes they were hilarious 😂.

@williamjones7163 2 месяца назад

Check and Colin's remaining time may be short, but their future prospects look like Gold. Just ask Seth. 😂

@blaze556922 2 месяца назад

Are* on fire

@oldwiccan1 2 месяца назад

So funny and you know Trump was watching. Lol😂love Stormy

@sutilak4700 2 месяца назад

That one laugh that stands out is soo meee lol

@lindaweber5599 2 месяца назад

You don't eat the worms. The worms eat you.

@carn9507 2 месяца назад

rfk jr's too much of an idiot to even get it

@Hahahahaaahaahaa 2 месяца назад

Yeah but in RFKJ's case you don't have the thoughts, the thoughts have you.

@aaronleverton4221 2 месяца назад

I thought you drank them. Have I been doing that wrong?

@daneenmurf1043 2 месяца назад

You know that little voice in your head ? @@Hahahahaaahaahaa

@standupguy12 2 месяца назад

Well, you have to ingest the worms for them to get into your body. RFK Jr. likely ate bad food in Latin America, where he traveled earlier in his life.

@JimiCeleste 2 месяца назад

Weekend update is consistently funny with Colin and Michael. They need their own half hour news show.

@coosoorlog 2 месяца назад

The names of her movies WAS a good joke, it was went by a bit too fast. Most people just didn't get it fast enough.

@lethargogpeterson4083 2 месяца назад

If the graphic could have come on a second earlier, it might have helped

@bryanmachin2152 2 месяца назад

It's all (or nearly all) about the DELIVERY!

@thebagelsproductions 2 месяца назад

After she was offered hush money, by the jury.. 😂

@shahartley 2 месяца назад

"President Biden mistakingly called Candace Parker one of the greatest all-time coaches. Worse he thought this woman was their point guard." LMFAO

@sandralinke9150 2 месяца назад

GOLD 😂

@mason96575 2 месяца назад

Yes that was the joke we all heard

@DeborahFESQF-jf4gw 2 месяца назад

I’ve still got my teeth!

@kevinpotts123 2 месяца назад

This was all comedy gold. Geeat job again guys.

@NewMessage 2 месяца назад

They don't make 'em that small, do they? Maybe he could use one of those pinkie protectors...

@yellowflash7696 2 месяца назад

Democrats making fun of a guy where as they are busy chopping them and changing genders. 😂😂😂😂 freak show

@egco5945 2 месяца назад

I think these were the best jokes of the season

@Vtarngpb 2 месяца назад

The writers were soo on point w/ the Daniels jokes… well done 😂

@sparkythancztwise 2 месяца назад

Che and Jost write a lot of it themselves.

@srbrant5391 2 месяца назад

“Rick Scott, seen here declaring that whatever exists without his knowledge exists without his consent…”

@TaxmanTV 2 месяца назад

Rick Scott.. seen here auditioning for an endoskeleton in the next Terminator movie...

@xavierhardy1857 2 месяца назад

I thought Che would make some jokes referring to himself with the condom joke

@haineko1989 2 месяца назад

Hush money from the jury had me dead XD Love it XD

@tobehonest7541 2 месяца назад

Hush money by the jury !

@steveconn 2 месяца назад

That Aurora Borealis joke was very good.

@svscared 2 месяца назад

Which one was that?

@UkeCan1 2 месяца назад

@@svscared"Even the sky turned green"

@svscared 2 месяца назад

@@UkeCan1 Omg I feel like an idiot. Somehow I forgot that was the term for the Northern Lights and instead thought it was a reference to an actress. Oops 😅

@UkeCan1 2 месяца назад

@@svscared Stormy Daniels costar? 😆

@TheBalloonHoax 2 месяца назад

@ 1:43...is that Jimmy Carr's laugh in the background?

@thomasmason3122 2 месяца назад

Haha, it really does sound like him

@vidmasterK1 2 месяца назад

Is that the guy who Trump mentioned in a slip of words at his pep rally last night?

@travlaney 2 месяца назад

"Such a weird thing to probably be right about." 😆

@ChristianAttridge 2 месяца назад

Norm, you are dearly missed

@JimAllder11 2 месяца назад

Che was right, that was a good joke.

@WhereOceansMeeet 2 месяца назад

I like that SNL favors Biden but still slams both candidates for the sake of comedy. That's what comedy is supposed to be!

@Astro_Crunch 2 месяца назад

That movie title joke was really good, but it took a second to register in my brain lol

@keithlove3888 2 месяца назад

To quote Madam Thedarnier in Les Mis---Master of the House "thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there....."!

@zoeledwards6617 2 месяца назад

“Stormy Daniels, seen here drawn by the creator of Kathy.” I honestly wondered are there any compilations of Colin and Che “seen here” jokes.

@callmeshaggy5166 2 месяца назад

Type that into the little box that comes up when you tap the magnifying glass in the corner of the screen.

@MerchantMarineGuy 2 месяца назад

Only one person laughed at that joke, maybe it was her

@PerkyGothWriter 2 месяца назад

I just searched it up, and yes! I'll have to watch them sometime.

@laalaa99stl 2 месяца назад

What's with the "Rudy Giuliani's radio show being canceled mid-sent..." in the description? It was so cut that it was even cut from the segment!

@Funkybassuk 2 месяца назад

“It’s a nice place” 😂

@JGComments 2 месяца назад

That WAS a really good joke Che! The response was absolutely criminal. But someday, you will find a half dozen other comics who will really appreciate it lol.

@tylerhackner9731 2 месяца назад

Still my favorite segment

@kanishkachowdary4246 2 месяца назад

Wow SNL sidelines Palestine like crazy.

@SuperDaveP270 2 месяца назад

THAT LAST JOKE WAS THE BEST!!!

@shuggaD 2 месяца назад

Wow😂😂 not the brain joke😂😂

@lucycarin 2 месяца назад

Let these 2 do the entire weekend update and the “guests” be in a new segment 🎉

@laalaa99stl 2 месяца назад

Aww. It's all good, Che. You at least made Colin laugh. That's still something. I mean, it's not nothing,

@DancerGirl-24 2 месяца назад

great round of jokes --

@alexh4121 2 месяца назад

This was SO GOOD! SNL crew has outdone themselves YET AGAIN!

@Rebel_AF 2 месяца назад

Holy Sh*t, the writer's room was on fire tonight!! 😅😂😂❤

@jdiego1967 2 месяца назад

Both Colin and Che write their own jokes. So more credit to them.

@leopoldbuttersstotch73 2 месяца назад

@STARBLADE-TurboAll 8 people agree….🤣👌🤦‍♂️

@JenningsFilmsinc 2 месяца назад

@@jdiego1967They have a team of writers.

@merrygangemi 2 месяца назад

Michael--- the jokes were great! Question: are there any photos of Rick Scott in which he doesn't look like a jerk?

@JenningsFilmsinc 2 месяца назад

Lowest form of comedy is insulting people for the way t they look.

@dannyburleigh1 2 месяца назад

Apparently it's the IVORY House! "If you know,you know."

@fzzypurpleturtle 2 месяца назад

“Hush money by the jury” is hilarious 😂

@churdle92 2 месяца назад

Once again, Che’s jokes are just too smart.

@blooplip 2 месяца назад

Best SNL show in a looooong time!!!! Maya is the GOAT for life💚✊🏾💚

@richsims6870 2 месяца назад

You two are hilarious ! Thks for the laughs 😃.

@PaulHarris-sl1ct 2 месяца назад

Is that going to be the title of her next movie? " Stormy's Oral Arguments" some others might be"Stormy takes on a well hung jury"

@ngrader 2 месяца назад

Wow, Che, I never thought of it like that. For as batshit crazy as he is, RFK is still the most coherent of the three.

@DeborahFESQF-jf4gw 2 месяца назад

When did I date these two?

@Kate-ui5kc 2 месяца назад

Brilliant. Kudos to the writers who always BRING IT ❤

@drfoxcourt 2 месяца назад

Jam packed with what SNL does best esp the RFK Jr shot at the end. Back to the fast pace and well done. I liked the movie title joke, but that one time Che should have slowed it down. Anyway, One of the best Weekend Updates ever and getting better.

@slothachunk 2 месяца назад

Intervention for Netanyahu? He's committing genocide. Would you throw an intervention for a serial killer as they're midway through their next victim?

@tyinva1212 2 месяца назад

Yes! Or do you think he should continue?

@slothachunk 2 месяца назад

@@tyinva1212 An intervention isn't going to do anything. Sanctions and stopping military aide will.

@tyinva1212 2 месяца назад

@slothachunk oh yeah. How do we solve an ideology issue that has been going on before Usa was a place?

@slothachunk 2 месяца назад

@@tyinva1212 Learn your history, Biden is older than Israel. Giving taxpayers hard earned money for Netanyahu to continue hasn't solved anything.

@tyinva1212 2 месяца назад

@slothachunk "Learn your history , Biden is older than Isreal" lol what does that have to do with anything my comment says? Im sorry reading and comprehensive skills are lost on you.

@samsepiol05590 2 месяца назад

Trump supporters are a laughingstock

@patchesconway5957 2 месяца назад

No just Misguided & Poor Poor poor thoughtless Folks that want to Believe in someone they Vote really Badly

@Bob-bb3ur 2 месяца назад

She is the one that said give me money or I will tell all, that is extortion and blackmail.

@Wolfpolitics 2 месяца назад

Hush money by the jury 😂 omfg

@outlawbillionairez9780 2 месяца назад

If RFK's entire brain was a worm, he'd still be more coherent and intelligent than the two ancient derelicts.

@azra2263 2 месяца назад

Collin softly breathing "not for you" 😂

@mztweety1374 2 месяца назад

I miss that cartoon. It was my favorite!

@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk 2 месяца назад

I’d have loved it if Ms. Daniels had worn a print dress with a tiny mushroom pattern.

@jasminecuevas9985 2 месяца назад

Sometimes people get angry at their intervention gotta love Che for that one

@geoffwieting 2 месяца назад

The problem with that joke was the use of the word "intervention"--most people will think "military intervention" because they've heard that phrase nonstop for the last month. My first reaction to the joke was a blank stare. Took me 15-20 seconds to get it by which time he was onto the next joke.

@pilargonzalez8442 2 месяца назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣OMG so good!!!!!

@myshow667 2 месяца назад

I think Rick Scott is Bat Boy all grown up

@bv2999 2 месяца назад

In all fairness to Donny Boy..he probably tried to use protection...but it most likely kept falling off.

@rachel-ur5bx 2 месяца назад

the way the room was so silent when che said his joke on israel LMFAO

@user-ut6pu1um5b 2 месяца назад

🖤💖love💖🖤 the intervention joke

@annmariebuscema 2 месяца назад

Love these Two 😂😂

@shusherGuy 2 месяца назад

This easily a top 5 ep for Che & Jost

@joefunsmith 2 месяца назад

the 3 movies was legendary

@jsnip6720 2 месяца назад

Kennedy is 100% right about that..

@dgronzega8073 2 месяца назад

The best comedy has basis in Truth. This was Golden 🏆 Oh, and great comments

@schplengie1 2 месяца назад

That was a good joke, Che, it just took a sec for it to sink in for the live audience.

@chrissiegle1065 2 месяца назад

They really are the best weekend update ever...

@geoffwieting 2 месяца назад

Well, no, the originals--Jane Curtin, Dan Aykroyd, Gilda Radner, Garret Morris, Guido Sarducci, etc.--were more consistently hilarious and have never been surpassed. But Che and Jost are very good, and this segment is maybe their best.

@andreawallenberger2668 2 месяца назад

The Russian Consitution ... omg yes Che!

@cameron7889 2 месяца назад

RFK 2024! I would love to see a debate with RFK, Trump and Biden.

@robb2biago 2 месяца назад

Cathy! Aaaaacccckkk!

@Dnn411 2 месяца назад

Thank god for SNL.

@utopianna 2 месяца назад

It's Mother's Day and like any good Mom, I will play this segment for my daughter when she comes by this afternoon with my gift. Bet it won't beat this.

@DeborahFESQF-jf4gw 2 месяца назад

Love you, Mr. Kennedy!