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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like McDonald’s introducing a grandma-inspired McFlurry.
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@laalaa99stl 14 дней назад

That "better than having a black background" was a mic drop joke.

@tylerhackner9731 14 дней назад

Absolutely 😂

@zoeledwards6617 14 дней назад

Why I was waiting for you to comment 😂.

@guardianangel4249 14 дней назад

MM appropriated blackness to weasel her way out of working as a Royal. She's not a Royal, never has been, and never could be. Neither is she Black, having always identified as White.

@anamikapramanik1910 14 дней назад

Real

@giggergigger1 14 дней назад

Best joke of the set, that audience is so crap

@CharliePetricor 14 дней назад

I’ll never stop loving how excited Che gets when he gets to offend the whole audience. 😂

@Hahahahaaahaahaa 13 дней назад

literally no one is offended. we all hate England, and there's nothing conservative democrats like more than when another country sounds more racist than the US.

@davidblackman1586 14 дней назад

Orca prisoners joke was awesome

@aidanyelsma7762 13 дней назад

I thought Colin was going to say that it better not come for his ferry. Maybe for the image it could have been Colin and Pete with hunting rifles.

@AsiaSaucedo 12 дней назад

I’m still crying 😭 over that!

@laurafay2796 12 дней назад

He was trying so hard to make a mean face!

@meshzzizk 11 дней назад

lmao dark af

@tywayne3 6 часов назад

Think that's the first time I've really laughed during these.

@Su1c1deK1ng1028 14 дней назад

That Orca jokes was one of the best that Colin's ever told.

@JP-lu9ed 14 дней назад

He’s got a perfect deadpan.

@NobodyC13 13 дней назад

I thought SeaWorld abolished their orca shows and orca captivity programs after the Blackfish controversy?

@garronjohnson483 13 дней назад

Only the trainer interaction. Nobody swims with the orcas anymore.

@tictaccandy9217 14 дней назад

I spit out my water at the orca prisoners joke😭

@1AlexanderCole 14 дней назад

I see what you did there

@carlostyes6458 14 дней назад

You know you wasn't drinking water...

@mckenziemcquarry9209 10 дней назад

The sustained war stare after the Orca POW joke really elevated it.

@gnlilu6972 14 дней назад

Michael Che has the best jokes. I swear... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmao 🤣🤣

@sideshowbob 13 дней назад

"Grandma's Purse" should also contain a "Fistful of Vicodin's"

@jkyle1018 12 дней назад

Honestly thought that's where they were going.

@mrkrag 12 дней назад

@@jkyle1018 same here. That's what I dropped into the comments to add

@scratchmyback1 12 дней назад

I was thinking they were going to to with a flask of whiskey.

@jimrebr 9 дней назад

I am a grandma and I can’t verify the bag of Vicodin in the purse, is accurate 😅😂

@shahartley 14 дней назад

"In the Royal Family, that's better than having a black background." As a Brit, this is...accurate.

@TheFMHatter1986 14 дней назад

I agree

@kchrules775 13 дней назад

Michael Che continues to lean into the Norm Macdonald style of making the audience cringe and I love it

@Yanni75 11 дней назад

Norm Macdonald's style was to make the audience squint in befuddlement tbh.

@grayjinghutongz8393 12 дней назад

The crowd are a bunch of pearl clutchers. This was a good run.

@canaisyoung3601 4 дня назад

That's probably why a lot of people think SNL isn't funny anymore. I remember the audience being more raucous than this (and no, I'm not confusing it with MADtv).

@grahambecker 14 дней назад

"Dawson's Crack" that joke is sooooooo tight ...LOL

@LaughingSaint66 14 дней назад

No pun intended right😂😂💩

@criminalsaint9611 14 дней назад

@@LaughingSaint66 It pretty much was! :D

@RaymondHng 14 дней назад

@@criminalsaint9611 1:56 That's already a title of a gay porn film released in 2000.

@thespicemelange.1 14 дней назад

@@RaymondHngI was just going to say that.

@yohei72 12 дней назад

@@RaymondHngCame here to say this. I saw it sitting on a returns counter at the Tower Records rental desk along with “Everybody Does Raymond.”

@mcfc6320 14 дней назад

Che has no mercy. 😂😂😂😂 I love it

@broadstreetbullies849 14 дней назад

Shades of Norm

@michaelfkessler2685 14 дней назад

Sometimes I think Che thinks 'I've got plenty of money. I'll just see if I can get fired like Norm" 😂😂

@glennwelsh9784 14 дней назад

You know you're getting old when the guy from Dawson's Creek is promoting prostate cancer screenings.

@nicholasgonzales9254 13 дней назад

'i dont want your laaaaaaife'

@hegmonster 14 дней назад

That Grandma's Purse punchline killed me!

@vanessawhitneypro 13 дней назад

That Royal Family Joke was PERFECTION, Che!

@jasonwalter-tz4qz 13 дней назад

Glad to see Calico cut pants is doing so well. Thanks to everyone for giving!!!

@pizzalunch382 13 дней назад

You gotta give!!

@JMan-The_AntiCitizen- 13 дней назад

If you don't give it goes dark!!!!

@laurenw.8178 13 дней назад

“better than having a black background” NOO 😂😂

@eschwarz1003 13 дней назад

the Orcas say, "we will never give up Collin; we could perhaps even turn to sinking Ferrys"

@mrrobot8973 13 дней назад

Nailed the Royal family and SlaveWorld real good lmao

@JoeMahma24 13 дней назад

I like how Colin lets the orca choke sink in, kind of remind me of norm MacDonald.

@bubbercakes528 13 дней назад

King Charles’ painting looks like he’s burning in hell!

@markhorta7831 14 дней назад

The orca joke had me giggling 🤣

@cranjismcbasketball2565 14 дней назад

I burst out laughing at the Orca joke! These two are great to watch!

@digamma2 14 дней назад

"I won't do it on air, then" is how you know this is from the dress rehearsal.

@jb6407 14 дней назад

What’s the difference anymore? More people watch the RU-vid version now than the live version.

@aaronmccracken7351 14 дней назад

I figured Colin's reaction was like "we are live", like it was the broadcast version.

@jess_ismore 14 дней назад

@@jb6407 ok wait, they're different?

@kziad1 13 дней назад

I think the live version is released a few days later right?

@gman1474 12 дней назад

Nope. This is live. That's a running Che joke. He occasionally says that when the audience gasps

@MrWascally 14 дней назад

here for che powerin thru for/in spite of the audience n his reactions to the groaners

@knighthawk882 13 дней назад

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider Miles Davis!"

@nicholasgarrick8855 14 дней назад

Che is on fire tonight the guy is menace😂.

@swod1 13 дней назад

The jeans slogan should be “you’re not cool unless you pee your pants”

@momotheorangecat 11 дней назад

nope the black background one would have me applauding and hollering, oh my god the grandma joke😭😭

@TheCheat420 14 дней назад

That black background joke was amazing

@jodon2271 13 дней назад

that Israel orca joke was top tier

@jamesonwaltz7246 14 дней назад

I LIVE FOR MICHAEL CHE AUDIENCE REACTIONS!

@jak_the_buddha 14 дней назад

Che has been in fire tonight

@msglimmertwin52 12 дней назад

These 2 just keep getting funnier!

@omerquiaragua2 14 дней назад

hahaha the black background punchline was savage haha

@Shin-Blade 14 дней назад

0:28 DAMMIT, CHE! 🤣

@MaxModded 14 дней назад

"Grandma's purse" is a euphemism. The only item in that dusty old thing is the third one.

@canaisyoung3601 14 дней назад

That's why it was included. It's one of those double entendres.

@DeathByBlonde1 14 дней назад

Honestly, I was waiting for him to say it tasted like Tussy… IYKYK

@marcpeterson1092 13 дней назад

Which dusty old thing? The purse or Grandma?

@daltongalloway 12 дней назад

Depending on how granny looks i might enjoy being in her purse

@alfredowaltergutierrezmald834 14 дней назад

that Dawson's Crack joke killed it!

@FWDSUXARSE 11 дней назад

Norm Macdonald was peak Weekend Update followed by Kevin Nealon.

@readymade83 14 дней назад

Does this mean Calico Cut Pants are now a reality?

@jonnaylornc 13 дней назад

Those Calico Cut Pants are always sold out when I check

@johnklaus9111 14 дней назад

Is that a current van der beek pic?

@youreg 14 дней назад

Can't believe they didn't save the 'royals' one for the joke swap 😂

@canaisyoung3601 13 дней назад

Maybe it wasn't strong enough.

@hyperionowl1848 14 дней назад

Calico cut pants!

@frigginjerk 14 дней назад

Ya gotta give.

@josephcarino5829 13 дней назад

These guys are the best

@lizzlocke3130 14 дней назад

do the Groans mean that like the joke or not? lol its funny either way!

@toma6838 14 дней назад

colin and brady sharing the same hair style

@mattmanley7118 14 дней назад

Damn hilarious!! The orca joke!!

@matthuck378 13 дней назад

The hangover is part of it. Don't binge drink if you can't handle 100% of the experience, IMO.

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 9 дней назад

I love Michael Che and sometimes, I get mad at the audience for not appreciating his hilarious jokes. 🤣😅😂

@kevinflynn4519 8 дней назад

You know you've made it when you have enough money to hire someone to piss your pants.

@MrGriff305 14 дней назад

The entire weekend update was funny as a whole... these shorter clips don't capture the vibe the same

@canaisyoung3601 13 дней назад

Wait until Monday when they upload the entire segment. And that goes for anyone else who whines about this.

@MrGriff305 13 дней назад

@@canaisyoung3601 Cool bro you said I whined. Also, why should most people get the bad version pushed on them first? Why force a wait for the whole one that no one cares about after seeing the chopped up clips? But yeah, just wait. You solved it

@laurafay2796 12 дней назад

Colin trying to make a mean face for the orca joke...

@HippiePajon 14 дней назад

Dawson's crack 😂

@RaymondHng 14 дней назад

1:56 That's already a title of a gay porn film released in 2000.

@Yanni75 11 дней назад

Never watched Dawson's creek, but that joke made me double over.

@Pierce-lz7kv 13 дней назад

So that was the big long thing my grandmother kept telling me to put back or she'd smack with it! Thank you Che for clearing up that 20 year long mystery!

@skaughtmc6591 13 дней назад

I worry that we’re going to have to animate the Statue of Liberty at some point to battle that painting.

@chuckgriffith4539 14 дней назад

They saved the best for last nice job ! Have a fantastic summerr on the Ferry and at the club 😀 👍

@Son-of-Krypton 14 дней назад

I love weekend update…it’s the best part 😎

@sadchild70 13 дней назад

The real punchline for a McD's shake with treats from grandma's purse is: werthers, metamucil, and the residue powder of various prescription pills.

@bobdebuilda3877 14 дней назад

IF PEE PANTS IS COOL CONSIDER ME MILES DAVIS

@corpsie666 14 дней назад

There's the Adam Sandler reference we all expected 😅

@curtisdaniel9294 14 дней назад

Dawson's Crack.....HILARIOUS 😅 💙

@reneebernadette5636 14 дней назад

I would have went with "Dawson's Stream"

@ccfrgsc 12 дней назад

DAWSON’S CRACK!!! 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀

@robertcameron4288 День назад

Not the Billy Madison Jean set

@NolanCito 13 дней назад

Missed opportunity to say “You ain’t cool unless you pee ya pants”

@leeboriack8054 14 дней назад

1:40 The I V bag for hangovers as an amenity at an apartment building is a very dark statement about our society normalizing alcohol abuse.

@PunguinYoga 14 дней назад

Is it ever.

@sideshowbob 13 дней назад

The modern day replacement for smoking a pack of Camel Unfiltered's for breakfast.

@canaisyoung3601 13 дней назад

Why do you think he included Alcoholics Anonymous in the punchline?

@sambolino44 14 дней назад

I nominate Michael Che for a Kennedy Center Honor. How has such a national treasure not already received this?

@Cassandraann111 13 дней назад

1:26 Michael Che says “I won’t do it on air then” and I want to know what happened in the live weekend update if they are only showing us this one 😮

@armancho76 14 дней назад

yeah we definitelly liked that one Mike 😂

@dskwared2u610 13 дней назад

I thought maybe Tom was wearing the pee-stained jeans.

@askew9976 14 дней назад

Dawson crack😂

@alm2187 14 дней назад

Why does SNL parcel these out? Why do we have to wait longer for the full segment? 🤔

@kev7161 14 дней назад

Colin: It's not a "group of whales", it's a "POD of whales". NBC - The more you know . . .

@Bombadil-ez9ns 14 дней назад

In related news, James Van der Beek is still alive.

@entylop 14 дней назад

He's 47.

@callmeshaggy5166 14 дней назад

Why would he not be?

@familymattersrewatchpod 14 дней назад

I recently saw him at the CT 90s con! He was fantastic.

@bribabytt 14 дней назад

Thanks, Chevy. 😎

@matt3024 14 дней назад

I don't know why people side at that Orca joke. It's the truth!

@janeentumbao8690 14 дней назад

Sighed... 😂😂😂😂

@chaosawaits 12 дней назад

Grandma's purse joke would have been better had he said "oxycodone" or "norco"

@squid_fish 14 дней назад

Orcas coming for the ferry Colin

@makenzie3720 14 дней назад

0:44 Bro locked in

@tylerburkhardt2410 13 дней назад

Jost and Brady have the same hairdo... (0:22)

@olfactoryninja 14 дней назад

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

@jakehr3 13 дней назад

So calico cut pants are becoming an actual thing?

@ethancooper4154 13 дней назад

YOU GOTTA GIVE

@jazzrat2000 14 дней назад

how much for v. Shitzenpantz, well, pants? Never mind.

@JD-mm7ur 14 дней назад

that portrait looks loke its been painted with the blood of the colonies

@janeentumbao8690 14 дней назад

But they won't return them because the original owners won't take proper care of their stuff. 😂😂😂😂😂

@Yowza78 13 дней назад

"Dawson's Crack" was legit the name of a gay porn video back in the day.

@rgwak 13 дней назад

Was the fashion brand Louis Vuitton, or should I say, Louis Pee'd-on? 😉 I'll show myself out now.

@t3padgett 14 дней назад

the whole reason we watch snl

@ArenaEscritora 13 дней назад

You have to GIVE![

@JeffDM 14 дней назад

Roasts can be pretty brutal. Don't assume they'll be nice.

@sherrybirchall8677 13 дней назад

I heard that this one was ridiculous mean-spirited.

@JMan-The_AntiCitizen- 13 дней назад

I don't understand those are just calico cut pants???

@terencew7716 14 дней назад

😂😂

@mikemcconeghy4658 14 дней назад

If you're going in for a prostate exam, ask the doctor to use two fingers. That way, you get a second opinion.

@ViceCoin 13 дней назад

Ouch--UK royall family

@laalaa99stl 14 дней назад

Three words I didn't want to see together: orca gang activity.

@starlitdown 14 дней назад

Those orca ninjas go rambo... XD

@ashleybrooke2087 14 дней назад

They ain't dolphin around no more

@tindalen5106 14 дней назад

Anyone else pause at 0:25 and have a hard time deciding which one was colin jost?

@duewhit310 5 дней назад

You aint cool......... ..........unless you pee your pants!

@Jonathon283 10 дней назад

Pants with a pee stain and you don’t invite Tim Robinson to talk about it??

@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394 13 дней назад

Che has been putting everything he's got into trolling the audience lately.