Weekend Update: Trump vs. Biden Debate, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Jasmine Crockett Trade Insults 

i would have DEF stuttered trying to say that! lolololol

And there was an obvious *B-word* left out that would also be appropriate for MTG. 🐕‍🦺

Plus to be fair, Crockett never called Green that tongue-twister

I love it. B6

Some sort of cage match would have been funny.

Right? They should have had Lisa from Temecula on to comment.

That was exactly what I was looking for.

Fake eye lashes

Unpopular opinion: Their writting staff is woefully not funny this season. Where was the cold open with Baron Trump and his dad last week? Nowhere.

Do you think it was appropriate for Joe Biden to shower with his teenage daughter? In her diary, she spoke of showering late at night only after her father had gone to sleep so he wouldn't join her! Pg 11

😂😂😂EXCELLENT!

Racist

I’m dead 😂🤣😭😂😂🤣

@@imthebadguy3225 unruly people of all races frequent waffle house..

even 10 years old behave better than these house clowns…MTG is a joke 🤦🏻

🧇🇺🇸🤠🤪

That might be the best joke of this season. Quick, clean and brutal. 😂

I’m English and don’t get it, could you please explain

@@ninja-ginger1973 Waffle House is a chain of 24/7 restaurants that, in recent years, has taken on a Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle/Trainspotting vibe. On the one hand, it's a glorious cross-section of humanity gathering for food and fellowship. On the other hand, search for "Waffle House SNL" and let the pros illustrate.

She acted out of line. She should be removed from office along with Greene and AOC

She, Greene, AOC and many other fools (men and women) should be removed from Congress. I don't need quick witted politicians, this is not stand up comedy. I need people that legislate and make changes and fight for the betterment of this country. Not bozos discussing false eye lashes or butch bodies. Not even appropriate for a discussion in a cafeteria of a middle school, let alone in the Congress. Embarrassing, really. But, unfortunately it will continue until we cease to be fanatics and start making these clowns accountable. Better yet, until we remove them for public office... These are legislators in Congress, in what is supposed to be the most powerful country in the world, for crying out loud!!!

@@Luke-cu7bf Bish, please.

@@Luke-cu7bfif y’all cared about decorum how the hell has MTG been allowed to stay more than a week

@@Oceanatornowk because unfortunately she’s an elected official with a term. Hopefully she’s voted out soon

Me too 😂😂😂

Do you think it was appropriate for Joe Biden to shower with his teenage daughter? In her diary, she spoke of showering late at night only after her father had gone to sleep so he wouldn't join her! Pg 11

It was everything 😂😂😂

It was like the "good!" he did a few months ago :)

So true but also true for everything that politicians say. Blacks say they aren't listening but everyone else feels the same

They do make it so good that it could be a show independent of SNL.

The problem is that this is the funniest party of SNL, so of it spun off, SNL viewers would plummet

Not a very funny “joke”

I still don't get it.

@@danielgehring7437 A reference to recent Boeing jet crashes.

I noticed that, too. For a minute, it looked like the joke had crashed and burned.

@@cesarvazquez92right, a hilarious joke

Putin❤❤❤

Yep, that was a good one. I think they also could have gone with "Bannon is the _big toe_ of gout", with a picture of him next to a big toe (possibly with googly eyes) that looks surprisingly similar to his photo. It's both funny, and educational, as the big toe joint(s) is where gout usually starts in most people

As someone with gout, that joke was fucking cold, man lmfao

Didn't get it

@@Wordalwaysboth parties want black people to vote for them and neither party ends up helping black people in any meaningful way. The joke is that it’s so fucking obvious that they can’t make a joke out of it. That’s just what it is.

@@Oceanatornowk If they don’t understand that joke, there’s no way you’re gonna be able to explain it to them.

Do you think it was appropriate for Joe Biden to shower with his teenage daughter? In her diary, she spoke of showering late at night only after her father had gone to sleep so he wouldn't join her! Pg 11

To be fair , you probably only seen sound bites from the media . They want to capture those moments .

​@@AverageJoe483 That *doesn't explain* Marge's moronic messages and speeches...presumably *she's* 'in charge' of those. 🤔

@@CynAnne1 its congress - 95% are morons

​@@AverageJoe483 It's "have seen" and it's not just her sound bites. She's tweeting her own nonsense. Whoever voted for her is a moron.

Yup DEI at its best !

​@@keegancassidy83How is it DEI if she was elected, you dummy?

@@keegancassidy83 she has class and serves her constituents. maga marge just stinks the place up.

😂🤣😅

"bleach blonde bad built butch body" was also amazing as an alliteration! ...just like "also amazing as an alliteration"!

Ginger root shaped body

Isn’t that considered body shaming? I thought the left was against body shaming and was more inclusive

Putin❤❤❤

Can’t body shame the shameless.

How about processed perm, pushed-up parts, pastel pouted and prissy. It's not that hard to make personal attacks. Both women should have been evicted.

An immature child is your hero? You should be embarrassed that she’s one of the people running this country

shes a woke loser

I love her!

Fake eye lashes. 😂 figs

​@@JustLikeHeaven77 cry about it. Then donate to your orange messiah SHOESALESMAN

That sucks for Black women: two unwanted monthly visitors.

Nah, it's more like, "You should have known that already. Why is it such a surprise to you now?"

@@canaisyoung3601it’s not even some kind of conspiracy or secret, it’s just the dictionary definition of what a political campaign is. It’s up to the voter to decide which candidates will best serve their interests/values.

That was an excellent use of alliteration from her.

The thing is that this spectacle that they both enacted might be used as fuel for republican men, to say that "women are highly emotional". But then again, how about that time Sen. Mullin tried to start a fight in the congress room before Bernie Sanders pointed at him to sit down?? We know they'll never bring that up.

She embarrassed herself along with Greene and AOC. All 3 of them acted completely out of line and unprofessional. I’m embarrassed that these people are running our country. They should be removed from office immediately. Act like adults not children

Stop voting. Thanks

​@chrisrj9871 there's no way Republicans can use that argument after they supported Donald Trump for all these years

I'm sure there's dress rehearsal footage of that somewhere.

@@canaisyoung3601 with john goodman as MTG

😂

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Depends vs. Dependent

Trump's rape charge: Assault with a dead weapon.

@@hudsonja Huggies vs. Pampers

Hammer, meet nail.

It gets hard to muddle through without SNL, or when late night hosts go on hiatus.

@@MadAboutBrows Right

I love the 10:00 time slot they added on Saturday night! Hope that stays, as it always includes "Weekend Update!"

We are going to need the laughs but I don't think Weekend Update is going to give them to us.

Maybe they could just do shorts, IG, or tiktok to keep us all going... one can still have hope!

Gargoyle Greene! Hahahahhaa. That’s a good one I hadn’t heard before.

@@cinditrautmann7228 It is pure genius. Magnificent. Just like Weekend Update.

Fake eye lashes! 😂😂😂

Me too, but then. Hard for snl to even top that

I nominate john goodman to play MTG

Something tells me they might have it because it's an election year and it'd be foolish not to bring it back. But you also have to realize that the Olympics also run during the summer and they might not have it at all. If they do, then it's probably going to be two episodes before the season premiere for season 50 (that's right. SNL is at its 50th season).

Better get some Trump brand Diapers!

@@lynemac2539 Biden is the only one wearing diapers, and everyone in the world knows it.

@@lynemac2539your a lame

The United States should build a wall around MTG’s District.

​@@lauraturner7048 - Our fam voted for Marcus Flowers, the military veteran...please don't judge us all here by the moronic Marge.

Steve Bannon's face is the only thing that can make curdled cream curdle more

6B MTG

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If you haven't learned that lesson by now, you never will, LOL

@@arln1966😂😂😂🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

But doesn't President Biden also fly in one?

can someone explain that joke I didn't get it

​@@stevensedlak SNL writers are insinuating that President Trump has invested in one of Boeing's many troubled aircraft, lately, and two of their whistleblowers are, recently, off the planet however, Trump's Boeing, is custom-made: The crown jewel in the Trump Fleet is the custom Boeing 757, one of the most famous private jets in the world. The aircraft is powered by Rolls Royce Engines, and can fly up to 8 hours uninterrupted, within a 3,000-mile range. The Trump 757 has been entirely customized, and features Italian leather seats embroidered with the Trump Family crest, 24-karat gold plated accents, two private guestrooms, three bathrooms, dining and, conference areas, and an extensive entertainment system. He also has a fleet of Sikorsky S76 Helicopters, and a Citation Cessna.

@@stevensedlak Boeing has had lets say an interesting last couple of months, a door flew off mid flight, and one just caught fire from being plugged in apparently

Biden flies everywhere but only I. His mind 🤣

@@jasonj3752 Pres. Trump's is a custom-made Boeing, therefore, likely constructed with care: In the Trump Fleet, is the custom-Boeing 757. The aircraft is powered by Rolls Royce Engines, and can fly up to 8 hours uninterrupted within a 3,000-mile range. The Trump 757 has been entirely customized, and features Italian-leather seats, embroidered with the Trump Family crest, 24-karat gold-plated accents, two private guestrooms, three bathrooms, dining, and conference areas, and an extensive entertainment system.

The diaper thing is real I can't believe people don't know about it.

REAL MEN WEAR DIAPERS ! 🎃🎃🎃

Do you think it was appropriate for Joe Biden to shower with his teenage daughter? In her diary, she spoke of showering late at night only after her father had gone to sleep so he wouldn't join her! Pg 11

​@@BaconTomatoCheese Is this satire or do you need some help?!

Also funny that 'Donnie Glitch' did his Mitch McConnell impression for 30 seconds @ the NRA. 😅

Now why do you have to pick on a good cologne like Drakkar Noir

Oh man, I'd love to see Bernie just straight up clothesline Mitch McConnell.

I think you missed six, counting VP appearances. There have been three seated presidential debates, with both candidates and a moderator at the same table: Bush-Gore 2000, Obama-McCain 2008, and Obama-Romney in 2012, in each case for one of the three debates each year. There have also been three seated VP debates: Cheney-Edwards 2004, Biden-Ryan 2012, and Pence-Kaine 2016. With three presidential and one VP debate each year, there was usually one seated, one "town hall," and two standing at lecterns, but in 2012 there were two seated.

@@Spearca Wasn't counting VP appearances - but that's yeah, apparently 3 I did miss or got knocked out of my head.

@@Spearca weren't there also chairs during Hillary vs Trump? i remember they kept getting up out of them dramatically

@@benselander1482 Yes, when they have chairs and no shared table, that's the "town hall" format. The questions are supposed to be from undecided voters, and the candidates are expected to walk around when it's their turn to talk. (Trump was weird because he was walking around during her turn as well.) The conference table format where they _stay_ seated is what I was calling "seated."

Please don’t vote. Stay home and keep watching tiktok videos. Please.

@serpico an affront to Serpico

It's a brand name. Maybe it wasn't available for use. Great movie.

From the grave😊

Two things: 1. I've had gout for the last 12 years, so to me that joke was hilarious. 2. Tell your doctor to prescribe you two tablets of allopurinol

We can get a lot more out of watching them both get out of a bean bag chair.

@@HRTsAFyre joe could. i doubt drumpf could.

lol Yeah, he was off his game for a couple weeks.

In the interest of research, you should try it once, lol

dems could get stuff done if maga weren't in the way.

To be honest: I'd rather see them use older phrases instead of using the same vocabulary as young people

How is he not in jail already

Florida /:

matt gaetz is my rep 😭😭😭 incredibly unfortunate

Marjorie Taylor Greene trying to win a diss off has about as much of a chance as MTG passing an IQ test if all she had to do was spell IQ and you gave her the "I"and the "Q" in the correct order

@@arln1966 her last two brain cells are fighting to the death, and somehow they're both losing

@@benselander1482 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dude, you earned these: 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆