Weekend Update: Trump Selling $60 Bibles, Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapses - SNL

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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like former Presidents Bill Clinton and Barack Obama attending a fundraiser for President Joe Biden in New York City.
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@Room1_217_1 Месяц назад

The translator joke was underrated

@dannywilliams2358 Месяц назад

Structurally perfect.

@imdawolfman2698 Месяц назад

@@dannywilliams2358 Naw, the timing was off.

@charlescarson5318 Месяц назад

Yes..lmao

@dannywilliams2358 Месяц назад

@@imdawolfman2698 that's the delivery. The joke is structurally perfect. Not debatable

@zswag007 Месяц назад

Flawless

@jamesdelcampo9868 Месяц назад

“I have many” ….sure you do, it’s called inventory.

@marysmith8638 Месяц назад

I wonder if he read "thou shall not commit adultery", something he can relate to.

@maryamdahirukano656 Месяц назад

@@marysmith8638 😂😂😂😂🫡🫡🫡

@daleal7250 Месяц назад

This comment needs more upvotes

@pattyayers Месяц назад

@@daleal7250 Why? What would that accomplish? It’s only just barely a joke

@DavidTheobald-nx3nm Месяц назад

It's called "No one is buying that crap!!!!!"

@MichaelLasotaTW Месяц назад

Someone made a joke saying he's selling shoes and bibles now because he ran out of classified documents.

@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

That's what Biden did

@michaelwilliams2430 Месяц назад

@@Conservadouche93 What did the Saudis give Jared 2 billion for?

@trumpy9223 Месяц назад

@@Conservadouche93no he didn't trump did

@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

@@trumpy9223 that's what they want you to think

@adamjeviczki3175 Месяц назад

Biden, trump, and pence all had classified documents. Biden found them, reported them, and was let off due to nothing criminal happening. It was his own notes from the obama administration. Pence found classified documents, reported it to the government, and was let off, cause he was honest and no crime was commited. Trump took hundreds of boxes of classified information, shared it with billionaires and world leaders, got caught by the fbi, refused to give the boxes back, etc. Thats why trump is facing jail time, and biden or pence isn't.@@Conservadouche93

@scott_lego_city Месяц назад

That Boeing CEO stepping down joke was absolutely beautiful!

@zoeledwards6617 Месяц назад

Honestly I can’t get enough of SNL Weekend Update. My favorite part of SNL

@steveconn Месяц назад

Because you join sheep cheers 🎉❤❤

@TTownTim Месяц назад

@@steveconn Is DOnnie your favorite rapist?

@Ry_Guy Месяц назад

This is literally the only part of the show I watch. Colin and Michael should have their own show!

@vintagelady1 Месяц назад

It's my favorite part of ANYTHING!!

@charlenemack7040 Месяц назад

It’s everyone’s favorite part of SNL. Sometimes the skits are just lame. The only time I ever find them funny is when Justin Timberlake is a guest. I don’t know if he brings his own writers with him or what but the skits are always always always funnier when he’s a guest or a host.

@theowl3756 Месяц назад

Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

@xelasomar4614 Месяц назад

Hannibal Lecter selling steak knives.

@sawahtb Месяц назад

Hannibal Lector selling salads.@@xelasomar4614

@NerdForWords Месяц назад

How else are you going to find your markd?

@vintagelady1 Месяц назад

Or like a cereal killer selling Cheerios.

@petrabland3519 Месяц назад

I'm DEAD ☠️ LIMBO ‼️😂😅🤣❤️

@c17nav Месяц назад

Before Hootie, there was Charley Pride.

@Bombadil-ez9ns Месяц назад

CoughLilNasXcoughcough

@huangjun_art Месяц назад

@@Bombadil-ez9ns Hootie and Pride have been around long before Lil Nas X was even born.

@BooksForever Месяц назад

Charley Pride was awesome beyond category.

@indygothicsociety9716 Месяц назад

I know Charlie, but hootie who?

@visionsincolorand3d Месяц назад

Before Lil Nas X there was Lil Nas I - IX

@Lovelylizzette Месяц назад

Anyone check The Hilton? I hear they’re short a few hundred bibles.

@thejenr8tr922 Месяц назад

Hahaha!

@DrAndyShick Месяц назад

and the Four Seasons (the hotel, not the landscaping company)

@jessegraham9602 Месяц назад

The Gideons. Jahovah's Witnesses are planing to sue Trump for Breach of Contract.

@vintagelady1 Месяц назад

Oh good one, SNL should hire you!!

@cindypoole6792 Месяц назад

"God's letter of resignation" Amen!!

@Bombadil-ez9ns Месяц назад

Sanctified by 🔥

@alphabravo8703 Месяц назад

I figured he'd dedicate the book to tramp in the foreword.

@ueno1 Месяц назад

I accept his resignation.

@J-dizzle2021 Месяц назад

That was 2024 years ago.

@Ranz-san Месяц назад

Trump was attending a wake for a fallen police officer. The other presidents were collecting millions. This isn’t funny anymore

@moms2398 Месяц назад

Those of us who served during the Gulf War hated that the song "God Bless the USA" was the song associated with us because he was a draft dodger during Vietnam.

@udasai Месяц назад

Chickenhawks be like

@heidik-lady8135 Месяц назад

you're mistaken anyone gives a 💩 about your opinion

@necessaryevil455 Месяц назад

We played that at every air show and he came to sing it live in our hangar, I left.

@rogeredwards4833 Месяц назад

Bone spurs?

@ttthecat Месяц назад

I knew that guy had bad vibes! I can't blame someone for wanting to run from a war, and I am in awe of family members who served. But don't act like you're some super patriot afterwards and monetize the lie.

@Okafor1000 Месяц назад

That crucifixion joke killed me 😂😂😂

@tommyt1971 Месяц назад

Yeah, that one killed me too.

@charlenemack7040 Месяц назад

It also killed someone else.

@brendamcd704 Месяц назад

Agree, Colbert had a pretty good line for this story too.

@RobFMDetroit Месяц назад

The sonogram joke was top notch

@brianjohnston6132 Месяц назад

older FL teens need a place to post their sonograms. That one had me crying. Best joke of the night

@davidknightx Месяц назад

Please ask NASA to use the James Webb Telescope to find my sides after that one!

@walterwhite1 Месяц назад

Woke joke

@hugoafonso2102 Месяц назад

I thought they were going to do a creepy Matt Gaetz joke there.

@HeyIamAnnette Месяц назад

@@hugoafonso2102😂😂😂 would have been on point

@TheGrrson Месяц назад

@@walterwhite1 Awww, poor baby.

@kp0121 Месяц назад

There's the prediction of Carlin's...the Bible draped in a flag

@KingoftheJuice18 Месяц назад

Isn't that Sinclair Lewis?

@kp0121 Месяц назад

@KingoftheJuice18 All I know is it's true

@johnbrowneyes7534 Месяц назад

When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

@sheilarichardson1251 Месяц назад

It's Sinclair Lewis originally. @@kp0121

@Midnighthacker951 Месяц назад

Carlin would be no fan of the war mongering Democrats either.

@deelee1569 Месяц назад

"letter of resignation" 😂😂😂 exactly

@georgiacavanaughgilbert8404 Месяц назад

That nuts & bolts line literally made me laugh out loud! Genius!!

Месяц назад

Missed the fact that $59.99 upside down is 666s

@DumberByTheDay Месяц назад

Oh Word

@MillerCrimes Месяц назад

Wait, what does 666 mean?

@dmoney7184 Месяц назад

@@MillerCrimesit’s the number of the beast/antichrist..

Месяц назад

@@MillerCrimes Mark of the Devil

@donsurlylyte Месяц назад

holy cow! you are right!

@user-xb5ws6gc2p Месяц назад

Before BeYonce and before Hootie charting the Country music charts, the FIRST successful Black WOMAN Country Singer was Linda Martell. The first black MALE country singer was DeFord Bailey, followed by Charlie Pride, later Darius Rucker. BTW: THE FIRST SUCCESSFUL BLACK FEMALE TELEVISION STAR WHO HAD HER OWN TV SHOW was Diahne Carroll who played a nurse in "JULIA"

@marblox9300 Месяц назад

Nobody cares.......................

@sdhartley74 Месяц назад

So far, 51 people care.

@marblox9300 Месяц назад

@@sdhartley74 LOL.

@tejaswoman Месяц назад

@marblox9300 91 at this point, and in particular, I appreciate the mention of DeFord Bailey, who is often forgotten but essential.

@theninjacat7200 Месяц назад

@@sdhartley74 More care...we just haven't had a chance to blow this post up yet. Give us a moment.

@alca200 Месяц назад

Next week: trump sells his videotape with stormy daniels!!!

@moviebuff6490 Месяц назад

Hell, I'd pay to see that! But only if Stormy got the $

@TheBIOSDestroyer Месяц назад

Week after next: trump will be selling his family's used underwear at a flea market auction!💙

@maryamdahirukano656 Месяц назад

😂😂😂

@user-ft4dg3hs8s Месяц назад

That will be classified as a short film.

@QbnAmCan Месяц назад

What a scary thought

@leapintothewild Месяц назад

I'm always shocked a bible doesn't burst into flames in his tiny orange hands.

@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

I'm wondering if Buden is even aware of the fact that they even exist

@tweaker1bms Месяц назад

"Each cover is made with the finest asbestos..." 🤗

@rooster1012 Месяц назад

@@Conservadouche93 Joe Biden is a practicing Catholic, and goes to Church every Sunday. Trump never attends Church and doesn't know anything about the Bible other than grifting people like you with buying them.

@jaredf6205 Месяц назад

@@Conservadouche93Biden is very religious. Probably the only thing I like more about Trump than Biden is that Trump is not religious.

@vidmasterK1 Месяц назад

@jaredf6205 he said Buden. Who heck is that

@KnockOut242 Месяц назад

THE ULTIMATE GRIFT 😂😂😂

@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

Yeah, Biden's pretty good at it after being a politician for over half a century

@TheBIOSDestroyer Месяц назад

🤣😭😂

@vidmasterK1 Месяц назад

@@Conservadouche93 this comment of yours makes no sense.

@jacobisbell9388 Месяц назад

@@vidmasterK1 They're trolling just ignore them

@BT-kv8bj Месяц назад

😂😂

@brandonessert2352 Месяц назад

How is Trump’s Bible not sacrilegious? I mean this is the absolute definition of sacrilegious. C’mon Trump supporters… Wake up!

@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

You need to wake up. Have you noticed Joe napping his way toward the nursing home? Or do you choose to ignore his behaviors?

@trumpy9223 Месяц назад

@Conservadouche93 we can't afford trumps high taxes and inflation and his wide open border

@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

@trumpy9223 that's Biden you maroon

@vidmasterK1 Месяц назад

@Conservadouche93 well you're clearly unable to take a joke about Trump. Snowflake alert!

@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

@@vidmasterK1 you need to learn how to read American

@nicholasgarrick8855 Месяц назад

Im glad che give hootie some love the guy is a legend

@howardzdenek98 Месяц назад

nicholasgarrick8855. The only reason hoodie is singing country music is because hootie and the blowfish went from large stadiums to small bars in one year. He moved on to his next grift. He is nothing but a glorified pop singer. Beyonce on the other hand is a superstar.

@crnkmnky Месяц назад

@@howardzdenek98 😐 what's _your_ "grift?"

@AK-jw7rx Месяц назад

Darius Rucker!

@TTownTim Месяц назад

@@howardzdenek98 get a job

@beigefox6579 Месяц назад

Stop saying Hootie. You guys never saw the Key & Peele episode.🤷🏽‍♂ 🤣🤣🤣

@LexoG33 Месяц назад

Recently on my way home from work I drove behind a pickup truck with "TRUMP WON" on the tail gate. On the back window they had stickers that said "Joe and Hoe" and "Gavin Newsom pees sitting down." There was also a really big dent in the driver side door... almost like someone kicked the shit out of it

@vidmasterK1 Месяц назад

People like that are so embarrassing. If I were Trump and knew folks like him supported me and behaved like that I would be completely embarrassed. No one would be more embarrassed, believe me.

@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

Trump did win. The election was rigged because the deep state wanted him out

@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

He did win. It was rigged

@trumpy9223 Месяц назад

@@Conservadouche93trump is literally the leader of the deepstate they do anything he tells them to

@trumpy9223 Месяц назад

@@Conservadouche933.5 yrs still not a shred of evidence 😂 do you need a few more weeks

@janeentumbao8690 Месяц назад

I'm surprised that Trump wasn't still at the TX border to recruit more cleaning staff. Trump and the Bible go hand in hand like Trump and him honoring his marriage vows! 😂

@Ilovedogsmorethanpeople Месяц назад

You sound like a peach. 😂

@rcpilot179 Месяц назад

Sleeping with sex workers while his 3rd wife is recovering from childbirth. Classy 😅

@moniquechenard736 Месяц назад

@@Ilovedogsmorethanpeoplewell the truth hurts.

@nicholasgarrick8855 Месяц назад

Che ,and jost are cooking tonight great weekend update.

@dangerfly Месяц назад

Just Jost. Che doesn't understand "less is more".

@judd442009 Месяц назад

With America's separation of church and state, thankfully most Bibles sold in the USA still don't include copies of the U.S. Constitution, Pledge of Allegiance, and the Bill of Rights--those documents are best found elsewhere.

@glenchapman3899 Месяц назад

Though I think God's resignation is a legitimate addition

@lyndsaybrown8471 Месяц назад

All these documents are free to read.

@alexhale2696 Месяц назад

*While CEO of Boeing was stepping down, part of the airstair broke apart. CEO: "Ain't my problem anymore!"

@James-vl1xd Месяц назад

And going to get a big FAT check to boot!! 😶

@MrWascally Месяц назад

@@James-vl1xd literally n figuratively the golden parachute

@James-vl1xd Месяц назад

@@MrWascally real Talk, Have a Happy and SAFE EASTER,😎✌️

@Cloud_JOB Месяц назад

"I Quit" 🤣 Happy Easter, SNL families - the Son of God

@chrisrj9871 Месяц назад

I wish religion itself would quit.

@leftbas65 Месяц назад

Amen! Can I get a hallelujah? 😂

@MrWascally Месяц назад

easter is actually a pagan holiday/ritual look it up in a dictionary the word easter mentioned in the Bible in Acts 12: is a mis translation of the greek word pascha which means passover more to it of course but that's the short version of the truth which i only found out a few years ago

@abartley1212 Месяц назад

Trump will definitely have a ton of Bibles in his home when his entire inventory remains unsold.

@Kadeda Месяц назад

Lets be real... it probably already sold out.

@Chittysushi Месяц назад

Holy crap this weekend update was 🔥

@TheFMHatter1986 Месяц назад

Yeah man

@KhmerMinnesnowta Месяц назад

Three Ds for: DesperateDon, DelusionalDon, and DisfunctionalDon 😂

@sim7409 Месяц назад

Delusional Dems...DEI Dems...Dangerous Dems

@NewMessage Месяц назад

I suspect there's no cross on the front of that bible because Donnie always demanded they 'capitalize the 'T'.

@Chunkboi Месяц назад

It might be more abstract (as 💩 is inept with grammar, spelling, and literacy in general) and more ego-driven. The cross was how they executed Jesus. 💩’s Bible would have an electric chair on the cover.

@matthewstearns289 Месяц назад

He's got sneakers with the big T for trader.

@nickwallette6201 Месяц назад

@@matthewstearns289 So close.

@KeithJackson-ux7eh Месяц назад

Combining the very two things the founding fathers said must be kept separate🙄🤦‍♂️

@bovinityleak2066 Месяц назад

Its a dangerous game

@KeithJackson-ux7eh Месяц назад

@@bovinityleak2066 it’s not only that it anti American

@Appetite4Rose Месяц назад

I was expecting a Matt Gaetz joke with that Social Media ban 😅

@randyhowey7414 Месяц назад

Me Too ! 🤣

@cconnell7009 Месяц назад

Same lol

@vintagelady1 Месяц назад

Sometimes you just got to write your own material!

@Chris_topher_ Месяц назад

I guess technically it could've been about Gaetz as it was

@MatthewMorse Месяц назад

That sonogram joke was top tier.

@ursulawanza8674 Месяц назад

Please explain that joke.

@MatthewMorse Месяц назад

@@ursulawanza8674Ron DeSantis signed a 6-Week Abortion Ban so they’re saying that since teenagers will be forced to carry a baby to full term, they need a place to post their ultrasound/sonogram photos. Basically they’re saying that Ron DeSantis cares enough about kids to ban them from TikTok and Instagram, but not enough to allow a teenager to get an abortion if they wanted or needed to.

@meherenow793 Месяц назад

ohtani joke got biggest laugh from me

@bethprather9241 Месяц назад

He is selling Bibles? Bibles should be given to people..

@vintagelady1 Месяц назад

Because that's about how much they're worth? OK, please consider this an SNL joke. You KNOW they would have done it.

@poorboyjim6392 Месяц назад

That's what they do around here. Local grocery store got a table with free Bibles as soon as you walk in the door. But things are different in the big city.

@ErwinBlonk Месяц назад

Not the Prosperity Gospel edition.

@violabeaumont3758 Месяц назад

One upside of this crazy world is that these two will never be short on material 🤣

@laalaa99stl Месяц назад

(Charley Pride.)

@bradychick6535 Месяц назад

I always wanted to be a backup dancer for Charlie Pride.😊

@beverlytatum5911 Месяц назад

Hilarious! "Christians" might reread the Bible to discover what's in it. Like having no other Gods before Me...the orange idol..

@jeffbass1575 Месяц назад

The Bible also says homosexuality is a crime

@Riding95151 Месяц назад

Every single joke hit hard 😅

@pionosphere Месяц назад

It's nice for Donald to put all the documents Republicans don't believe in into one book.

@koopatroopa187 Месяц назад

People seem to be quick to forget that The Pointer Sisters won a Grammy for Best Country Vocal Performance by a Duo or Group in 1974 for their song Fairytale.

@ktlivingherway516 Месяц назад

Collin, I'm a born and raised Floridian and you nailed Ron Desantis and that 🤣 🤙🏼💚🏵️

@Sometimeslifeiscrazy Месяц назад

The weekend update is still so good.

@TheGrrson Месяц назад

I love that they called him 'Hootie.' Half of America doesn't know Darius Rucker's actual name.

@codymoe4986 Месяц назад

Was this based on a poll that was taken?? LOL! Awful lot of these, "half of America, most of America" proclamations being thrown around... Is there a list we can access?

@robertmoffit1135 Месяц назад

Yeah and the other half doesn’t know who hootie is

@williamwoolcock Месяц назад

How many Gideons bibles comeout of his hotels?

@TheFMHatter1986 Месяц назад

I bet they would be a real fire hazard if Emporer Cheeto ever touched a real bible

@pizzaqueen9590 Месяц назад

"I thought Rhonda McDaniel was a drag version of Ronald McDonald" lmao 😂

@EhCloserLook Месяц назад

That Ohtani translator joke was hilarious.

@TheDarkness1 Месяц назад

Pontious Pilate has been reincarnated as Donald Trump.

@Daraytube Месяц назад

When he said I have many. He meant houses. Not Bibles

@MrWascally Месяц назад

probably from ones donated for his rentals/ hotel rooms from religious organizations

@iamskippy Месяц назад

Poor Darius Rucker… *Imagine having to **#constantly** tell people **_who love you and your music:_* *🗣️ MY NAME **_IS NOT_** HOOTIE❗️*

@lyricessence Месяц назад

Seriously.

@jamesbaker4806 Месяц назад

That’s called Job Security. At least people remember him for SOMETHING….

@callmeshaggy5166 Месяц назад

And it has gotten him filthy rich. For his net worth my name can be Hootie

@crnkmnky Месяц назад

Key & Peele did a skit about that. 😢

@sharpphilip Месяц назад

I have to imagine that decades of the world calling Darius “Hootie” carries into the joke. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@KlaraBreznik-jm9pj Месяц назад

I think these two are single-handedly saving SNL.

@thelawofdivineoneness458 Месяц назад

Along with the guy who plays Trump. He sounds just like him. I will never vote for him but I enjoy a good impression of him.

@24ever66 Месяц назад

All the people coming to defend Hootie learning his name is actually Darius Rucker .😮

@wodediannao4577 Месяц назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FE9PUexeUv0.html

@Emanon... Месяц назад

Banning social media for kids under 14 is actually a very good idea. Can't believe I agree with that shell of a human being, DeSantis.

@michaelb7131 Месяц назад

I do agree with Trump that we must make America pray again. Pray that he never becomes President again

@Thomas-fj8ol Месяц назад

yeah....he's "preying" on the uneducated!

@BC-ny3zb Месяц назад

Was he really so bad? Compared to what we've been dealing with?

@toddspangler6669 Месяц назад

@@BC-ny3zbWell, besides the insurrection, having the insurrectionists sing the National Anthem as "prisoners" and his plan to create a dictatorship + many many other issues, he's Great!

@user-dc8zy2ry5b Месяц назад

Oh yeah.

@techninja3001 Месяц назад

Only an idiot thinks Trump is a Christian.

@yreasony Месяц назад

That BOEING “nuts and bolts” joke was hilarious 😂

@MamaKittieKat Месяц назад

Charley Pride, Linda Martell...🤦‍♀️

@thereisnosanctuary6184 Месяц назад

Keefus MacGee, DooLittle Dumpkins, Shadrack Johnston III, Lil' Cuntry, MC Pickup, CHACHA, Skillbilly Jenkins, Mr. Donald, Philacious Trevante Gooch, Lady D'Elicious, Samantha Hotentot, Zuwalli, Phillip Tuffmore, Pig Latin Pete, ....the list goes on.

@dahlinthefiend Месяц назад

Greenwood isn't a country music star anymore, now he's just another grifter.

@joliecide Месяц назад

The US is the only country that is obsessed with personal freedom, while clamoring for authoritarian rule.

@aaronthenorm5400 Месяц назад

The only #$%#s here in America voting for autocrats are the Commie-red cap cultists; who got duped by a clown!

@tylerhackner9731 Месяц назад

The Biden and Trump jokes hit the most

@broadstreetbullies849 Месяц назад

But the Key Bridge joke hit so hard the bridge collapsed

@chrisrj9871 Месяц назад

especially trump! The Biden jokes are 99% unoriginal and boring by now.

@sepheul Месяц назад

@@chrisrj9871 Biden is the joke!

@Nighthunt01 Месяц назад

@@chrisrj9871 i agree most of the Biden jokes tend to be just an easy "he soo old", it is overused now....this one was okay-ish basically "all these other people, everyone is more excited to see than Biden"....and the Trump jokes, I mean that orange clown has done and continues to do sooooo many things to laugh at.....selling bibles now😂🤣

@colinvarga8800 Месяц назад

@@chrisrj9871they have run the same jokes with trump for nearly 8 years now?

@justforfun187 Месяц назад

Why do I always have to guess which part of Weekend Update goes where? I don't mind that you cut the segment up in multiple pieces, but just at a number or something at the end so I know which video to pick first etc... damn.

@jasqata3203 Месяц назад

Selling God’s book is the most corrupt thing i ever heard of..

@bovinityleak2066 Месяц назад

Preachers scam all the time.

@JanetBeebe-nh9re Месяц назад

What did people expect, Trump is a grifter.

@mackisbrocklesnar Месяц назад

Religion was created by corrupt, so not surprising

@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

@@JanetBeebe-nh9re*gifter

@jessragan6714 Месяц назад

A guy like Trump would put Jesus in a table flippin' mood, for sure.

@VonteXP Месяц назад

That bridge joke was brutal my guy

@gusp8967 Месяц назад

But true.

@kathrynanderson5716 Месяц назад

I’m shocked that the Bible didn’t burst into flames in his hand😂😂

@cherylrainey7512 Месяц назад

Che is so hilarious when he tells a bad joke. The look on his face is priceless 🤣

@cjgeddes Месяц назад

His name is Darius Rucker, not Hootie

@jackiechristian-di6sy Месяц назад

I think he knows...it was a joke NOT History!

@thesilverhedgehog Месяц назад

We're just gonna have to agree to disagree on this one

@cjgeddes Месяц назад

@@jackiechristian-di6sy it’s part of a Key and Peele bit

@michaelfinlay6341 Месяц назад

Lies. He is only Hootie.

@dnice3533 Месяц назад

Tasteless when it comes to bridge jokes!

@gusp8967 Месяц назад

It was about Biden not connecting with Africa Americans, which is true.

@danlilly1790 Месяц назад

No love for HOOTIE? How about no love for CHARLEY PRIDE!

@williamboyd7957 Месяц назад

1962-- Ray Charles --I Can't Stop loving You --Number one on BLACK COUNTRY MUSIC CHARTS😢

@robertforsythe3280 Месяц назад

Did he hold the Bible upside down. Any real Christian know what Trump stands for.

@GlorifiedTruth Месяц назад

I love how Michael is now just trying to piss off the audience.

@davidtessy6146 Месяц назад

The Boeing joke😂😂😂

@leahtigers771 Месяц назад

This year will suck for most of us no matter what but at least you guys are only putting out gold. Thank you ❤

@AndyCutright Месяц назад

Absolutely showing some love for Darius. And what about Charlie Pride? Texas Hold'em is not great.

@craigbritton1089 Месяц назад

She is just making money off her followers.

@hestiaa9354 Месяц назад

@@craigbritton1089Gee! She’s not the first. Bible?

@laalaa99stl Месяц назад

Have to say. Female Ronald McDonald is an improvement over the clown show Ronna recently presided over.

@ann3519 Месяц назад

Great writing! Thank you!! Intelligent, snarky, and full of acerbic wit and parody aimed at all-now that’s our SNL!!! ❤

@tiagokang639 Месяц назад

Those 4 minutes passed FLYING!

@BurntOrangeHorn78 Месяц назад

Charley Pride says hello.

@jennypulczinski7204 Месяц назад

No love for Hootie? How about no love for Charlie Pride?!!!

@my95buick Месяц назад

An American flag on a Bible is the most sacrilegious thing ever

@MarySchipke-dg7dg Месяц назад

Giving Trump a bible is like casting pearls before swine...

@johnfritz7222 Месяц назад

Selling them for $60, when true followers have a rough time giving the orange ones out for free?

@lyricessence Месяц назад

You misunderstood him. He didn't say, "Everyone should have a bible in their home, and I have many [bibles]" but what he said was, "Everyone should have a bible in their home, and I have many [homes]."

@joeyhoughton5782 Месяц назад

It doesn't make him any less of a blasphemous son of a bitch? What's your point?

@vidmasterK1 Месяц назад

No he meant bibles because right after that awkward pause following "many..." he says that The Bible is his favorite book.

@vidmasterK1 Месяц назад

The Daily Show covered this grift earlier last week and had that full complete quote from the video Trump posted.

@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

@@vidmasterK1your wrong

@vidmasterK1 Месяц назад

@@Conservadouche93 wrong about what exactly

@Gigalisk Месяц назад

Literally, HOOTIE NEEDS A CHECK. LOL

@marinda3262 Месяц назад

Was waiting for this😂😂😂😂

@JayWalkinTV Месяц назад

People died on that bridge... Too soon.

@codymoe4986 Месяц назад

100k people die on this planet, every day, in every way... Toughen up...

@mjc497 Месяц назад

Upvoted wish I could have done it more than once

@mauiskater Месяц назад

Great great writing tonight ❤❤❤

@Solitude47152 Месяц назад

Where’s the Fani Willis skit???

@yabuzagardens366 Месяц назад

Perfect monologue habibi👌🏾 I tune into SNL regularly so it's awesome that they have a Muslim on who found a way to mention Palestine during the Holy nights of Ramadan. Alhumdulilah, may Allah reward you for your intentions, the joy you gave, the laughs you inspired, and the effort. Shukrani, Alhumdulilah ❤🎉❤

@nicolehernandez11 Месяц назад

I’ve been waiting for this all week. Lol

@JD-cd5sq Месяц назад

Calling Trump, a president is a bit of a stretch.

@alertgasper Месяц назад

"At Boeing, when one door blows open...another one closes behind me" Trump the former president has become that vendor at every Fourth of July event pushing a shopping carriage full of flashing crap that attracts childish minds and fails to work after 48 hours.

@VSVickery Месяц назад

Michael, sweetie… look up Charlie Pride. Much love ❤️

@charlenemack7040 Месяц назад

I always called them Hootie and the owls. If I was ever on a game show I would lose.

@nicholasgarrick8855 Месяц назад

That bridge jokes was hilarious 😂.

@bOmBAsTiK Месяц назад

Unless you're related to the missing bridge workers, plus it wasn't in NY so yeah, hilarious!!

@kevmccarthy8311 Месяц назад

Trump counting: One … Two … Melania … Alina … Many He has five. Maybe six.

@Tipperary757 Месяц назад

This was Gold!! Thanks for the laughs! Honestly, if a fiction writer created a former President character selling gold gym shoes, 1" pieces of his sedition suit and bibles w/ all sorts of secular stuff incl pizza coupons + amendments, it would be dismissed as mere drivel. Absolutely amazing grift - in plain sight!