I just realized that a lot of thought must have gone into the lyrics. His mine is so well constructed that you don't have to strip mine to find diamonds. You don't have to fight any mobs cause the mine is well lit and you don't have to venture in dark caves. And you don't gotta dodge lava cause again his mine is safe and it guarantees that there is no lava that you may accidentally fall into. Oh and well, you gotta play that note block nicely.
*_And here at #1, we have WELCOME TO MY MINE miner, and he is known to be the best fighter in the world due to his extremely diamond-rich mine, in fact Thanos is so scared he doesn't dare to go into the same universe as him. He is known to be the universal protecter and resides on earth where he lives a nice normal life as a legend_*
Obviously it's awful. If only you had a brain you would understand what SARCASM means. Please look it up, it will make life on the wild internet much better.
Kat H. You do know that this is all done as a joke right? This is a parody of all the kids that want to make their own minecraft parody and fail horribly. And honestly I think he will be proud. Growing so fast and becoming a meme.
Yes. Truly a work of art. There was a time when I liked Minecraft song parodies but.. er.. I was, like, 5 years old. Actually I think literal 5 year olds are probably the target demographic