lyrics:
[mouthpiece]
oh, look at ya's, ya feckless friggin' disappointments
now gimme one good reason i shouldn't throw the book atcha
[diesel]
dear kindly sergeant krupke
you gotta understand
it's just our bringin' up-ke
that gets us out of hand
[big deal]
our mothers all are junkies
[a-rab]
our fathers all are drunks
[diesel]
golly moses, naturally we're punks!
[diesel]
gee, officer krupke, we're very upset
we never had the love that every child oughta get
we ain't no delinquents
we're misunderstood
deep down insidе us there is good!
[a-rab]
therе is good!
[jets]
there is good, there is good
there is untapped good!
like inside, the worst of us is good!
[mouthpiece]
aw, that's a touchin' good story
[diesel]
lemme tell it to the world!
[mouthpiece]
just tell it to the judge
[diesel]
dear kindly judge, your honor
my parents treat me rough
with all their marijuana
they won't give me a puff
they didn't wanna have me
but somehow i was had
leapin' lizards! that's why i'm so bad!
[balkan]
right!
officer krupke, you're really a square
this boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care!
it's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed
he's psychologically disturbed!
[diesel]
I'm disturbed!
[jets]
we're disturbed, we're disturbed
we're the most disturbed
like we're psychologically disturbed
[balkan]
hear ye, hear ye! in the opinion of this court, the boy is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home
[diesel]
hey, i'm depraved on account I'm deprived
[balkan]
so take this nut to a headshrinker
[mouthpiece]
oh, why not?
[diesel]
my father is a bastard
my ma's an s.o.b
my grandpa's always plastered
my grandma pushes tea
my sister wears a mustache
my brother wears a dress
goodness gracious, that's why i'm a mess!
[a-rab]
yes!
officer krupke, you're really a slob
this boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job
society's played him a terrible trick
and sociologically he's sick!
[diesel]
i am sick!
[jets]
we are sick, we are sick
we are sick, sick, sick
like we're sociologically sick!
[a-rab]
in my professional opinion, what we got here is a run-of-the-mill juvenile delinquent
and juvenile delinquency is a social disease!
[balkan]
ew, diesel, you got a social disease?
[a-rab]
bring him to a social worker!
[mouthpiece]
wait, can i catch it by touching him?
[diesel]
dear....
[baby john]
kindly social worker
they say go earn a buck
like be a soda jerker
which means i'd be a schmuck
it's not i'm anti-social
i'm only anti-work
gloriosky! that's why i'm a jerk!
[big deal]
officer krupke, you've done it again
this boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen
it ain't just a question of misunderstood
deep down inside him, he's no good!
[baby john]
i'm no good!
[jets]
we're no good, we're no good!
we're no earthly good
like the best of us is no damn good!
[mouthpiece]
the trouble is he's crazy
[balkan]
the trouble is he drinks
[a-rab]
the trouble is he's lazy
[big deal]
the trouble is he stinks
[snowboy]
the trouble is he's growing
[baby john]
the trouble is he's grown
[diesel]
krupke, we got troubles of our own!
[jets]
gee, officer krupke
we're down on our knees
[diesel]
'cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease
[jets]
gee, officer krupke
what are we to do?
gee, officer krupke
krup you!
22 дек 2021
