When Johnson needs to get out all his action hero quotes that he was practising for 2 days in front of mirror, just to make sure he can squeeze them all in under 2 minutes, he does not acknowledge ANY interruptions
I love the fact that the chief just stands there seemingly paralyzed just listening to one person consistently getting cut off and ignored while johnson rambles for nearly 2 minutes about his "beloved corp" and its troglodyte technology in the beginning.
I love the idea that that marine went into the heat of battle on a flood infested Halo Ring just to get her question answered after not getting an answer for over a month.
@@hunterorion1482 Cpl Hunter there you are! I got an important task for you. I need you to go to the stores and get me a "Long Weight" don't come until you got it! *Salute*
If i were on his corp I don't know if I could stop myself from bursting out in laughter, fucking love his quotes. "when i joined the corp we have 2 sticks and a rock, and we had to share the rock!" "you're 1 very lucky marine!" "This here is 66 tons of straight up HE spewing DIVINE INTERVENTION!"
My personal favorite is the heroic dialogue, it beats the legendary dialogue by just a hair though. "If God is love, then you can call me *CUPID!* " Gets me every time.
She probably asked about the scarab again after Chief destroyed it, after they went to Delta Halo, after Chief got back to Earth, after Chief made it to the ark, and she asked him again almost 5 years later when he got back from Requiem.
I love how he just keeps turning around and talking about the scorpion every time she asks about the scarab as if he's trying to send the message with a rant 🤣
I love the “usually the good lord “ bit it was hilarious, if there was someone who is like Sgt Johnson he would definitely be nominated to be president 🫡🫡🫡🫡
