What are some of the best out-of-context quotes from your campaigns? #4

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@sammountford7585 2 года назад

"The Kraken was a luxury" followed some months later after an extended oceanic war "The kraken may infact have been a necessity".

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 2 года назад

"Imbecile We stole the Kraken from Chuck Norris is aquarium"

@rogerswil97 2 года назад

Running joke since the very beginning of the campaign “you can ALWAYS stand on corpses”

@FUNN1MAN18 2 года назад

DM: "Okay, so, you failed to assert your dominance in the ballroom." "Wizard to our Warrior: A sword may kill the body but a fireball kills the soul, You gotta make sure they don't come back as a lich." DM: "No, you can't fuck the tree guardian" Our Bard: "BUT THE SPRUSSY!"

@MRCSANY Год назад

THE SPRUSSY 💀💀💀

@VoltageTripwire Год назад

Ah yes, the classic RussianBadger reference... I mean they're not wrong though, have you seen some of the people in Ohio?

@ThatTexasGuyyyy 2 года назад

"If crucifying someone once wasn't a warcrime, the second time on the same person certainly was."

@yf-n7710 2 года назад

"My chicken is broken. Can you fix it?" "That's a duck."

@drakegabrielvereto8423 2 года назад

Barbarian: "I yell on the horses broken leg to heal itself" *leg actually heals itself*

@TotherKoala 2 года назад

the power of the Nat 20

@DomyTheMad420 2 года назад

i wasn't paying attention and then "this eldrich horror is sponsored by Raid Shadow legends" just hits me and i'm crying of laughter

@Jessie_Helms 2 года назад

“Either we kill him or we have a social interaction, and I have a charisma of -3” _Under his breath, standing in the corner of the room_ “Cape billow dramatically, cape billow dramatically, cape billow dramatically….” “What do you MEAN you left the giant ice gate on top of the fortress open?!?!” “Well, we thought maybe… we could use it as an escape…” “NONE OF US CAN FLY!” “Why would someone shit in this tiny wooden temple to the moon goddess?”

@MrShinoTheBugman 2 года назад

the cleric "You're covered in blood!" the barbarian with a calm smile "Don't worry. it's not my blood. "

@lordruxlinhogie5912 2 года назад

After being told "in the name of the King, drop your weapons!" Me: "Wait, WE were sent by the king, so YOU drop YOUR weapons!"

@noguy0829 2 года назад

“Can I get an elite force of battle trained pigeons?” “I tell the otters to throw all their grenades down the tunnel.” “Ok, you successfully absorb the guards and the crackhead otter.” “I’m gonna T-Pose up to the floating island” “Can I murder this innocent pig?” “The librarian shouts, ‘DIE!!’ And throws a dagger, which lands between your shoulder blades.” “Can I kill *anything* with this sword?” “I want to challenge the boss to a dance battle.” “Yes, I want to help the big turtle commit genocide.” “My parents were killed by a big naked orc with a really long beard.” “Yeah, that Axolotl burned down our temple.” “Don’t you remember? My hand is a mace.” “Yeah, so we’re pretty much the same person”

@jaenotjae6147 2 года назад

One, don't give me ideas I already need a sword or knife crab 2, DONT KILL AN INNOCENT ANIMAL only kill them if they committed war crimes

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 2 года назад

What about a dragon that for some reason didn't develop an obsession with hoarding valuables had been cursed by a witch to live as a half-orc half elf unless it's barbarian self get so mad that it can no longer get any more mad, in which case it revert back to its neon pink Dragon form. Imagine this thing can summon a femur is that has reached three times the bone mineral density and therefore is equal Mass but three times stronger than steel and falls from so high up that it is bathed in flame due to re-entering the atmosphere. Now how is that for an idea.

@StarlitNova12 2 года назад

My favorites out of these are: "Yes, I want to help the big turtle commit genocide" And "Yeah, that axolotl burned down our temple"

@RayPoreon 2 года назад

"He was going to be my first mate but I thought that was too credible, he has to be an idiot" -Gruk, Orc captain referring to their ship's Kobold bard cook.

@Chris_winthers 2 года назад

"if you think about it, kidnapping the kids is the only ethical decision"

@Nox-eg3rq 2 года назад

Wtf are you guys doing

@Chris_winthers 2 года назад

@@Nox-eg3rq have you heard of the trolley problem?

@Nox-eg3rq 2 года назад

@@Chris_winthers I see where this is going So did you do it

@burningdisgrace362 2 года назад

@@Chris_winthers did you do it?

@bazpire609 Год назад

@@Chris_winthers did you do it?

@kyleward3914 2 года назад

"To answer your question, no, you can't drown a cloud." "Can ghosts sweat underwater?" "The frogs just wanted it more." "Surprise surgery!"

@funnyvideoguy3216 2 года назад

That last one tho ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

@kyleward3914 2 года назад

@@funnyvideoguy3216 The DM gave me an axe that dealt its "damage" as healing. I quickly realized I could use opportunity attacks to hit allies with it as they walked past me. Hence, hitting someone with my axe and shouting "Surprise surgery!"

@magenstaffarts 2 года назад

"I will curb my swearing. Even in Elvish, Celestial, and Abyssal." "That is NOT the kind of longsword I enjoy." "What next, you gonna tell me the third horse is named Peppermint Patty?" "May I reiterate...FUCK!" "Okay three times is enough." "Why does everyone abuse the cleric? I just wanna play pranks on my friends."

@arinomaly 2 года назад

"It's an armagooseden!" "I would like to grapple the gnome." "BUFF MOUSE NUNS" "I bitchslap him with Spare the Dying." "I roll to yeet my pet mimic." "I give you my bad luck, take it and weep." "Can we turn Goose into a steam engine?" "I take Iliya's bell and put it in my mason jar of holding." "NOOO!"

@jessewilley531 2 года назад

Spock: Your bedside manner reminds me of a medical officer I served with many years ago. My character (the group's counselor) Why thank you, sir. Spock: It was not intended as a compliment.

@xaldrortenderofthevats8948 2 года назад

"You cant eat my intelligence, I dont have any!" My Tempest Domain Cleric with 9 intelligence to the Mind Flayer.

@GearShotgun 2 года назад

Mind Flayer: “How would an idiot like you know what I can and cannot do?”

@adamfutch6719 2 года назад

My wife. "I'm aware that I have a longsword and bow. I WANT to use the shovel."

@sniclops15 2 года назад

"So, to recap... how many chickens do you want for your army?" "5. Will probably grab more later"

@kayq3231 2 года назад

"Is there a punch card for this?" I ask as I wake up tied to a chair for a 4th time in the same campaign. or "Um... sorry. No can do. I'm allergic to conversion rituals. Yeah. Doctor is totally against it."

@marcusreading3783 2 года назад

We have an entire room in our discord for out of context quotes. Here are some recent one: "I need an UNhorny spell!" - Olivia "isn't that just a bat?" - Rosa "When a GOD goes OOPS" - Olivia points to Guy "Tits!"- Olivia "they're the furry collection!" - Jamie @ Rosa and the Twin Cats kelvin: i am a gentleman rosa: BULLSHIT

@AjiraCtelin1993 2 года назад

"Does cancer break damage reduction??" "It's a zero-stress situation. Either you win, or it's not your problem anymore." "None of the people I've killed have been dying." "How many fourth walls do I need to rebuild, ??" "Oh!! One of them has a mouthful of wasps!!" "Godric plus crowd equals fuckshit. I know Math."

@madamemimikyu1737 2 года назад

Some hilights from my WOD group: "Not only is it a zombie rat, it's a psychoanalyst zombie rat!" "Are you setting up a proper interrogation room to question the pair of shoes?" "I drop my pants in solidarity!" "I can't be leader, I took off my pants for no reason" "Someone find me a blanket! Dave is being oblivious and i need hands!" "Wait... have these children been fighting off a skinwalker?"

@maglag 2 года назад

By one companion NPC we had for a time: "Less talking, more revolution" On another different campaign, one of the players went: "Ah yes, that's just capitalism for you". Said player's character was a child.

@StarlitNova12 2 года назад

Good kid

@bluexdalek1997 2 года назад

As a new DM, I already have a favorite quote from the opening session. "Oh good, dinner and a show". Yaun Ti to Rabbit and Minotaur.

@NA-zs4xi 2 года назад

My favorite is still, "death is so dissapointed in you pretending to be dead in front of him that he decides kicking your ass isn't worth it and leaves"

@RebelliousKorlath 2 года назад

I'm so glad our quotes made it into the video! QuQ I'll post the last edited addition to the Sylus Hawthorne journal entries soon! And yes, WarCrimes.EXE is still available, and our Cleric is being given therapy!

@CookiehsAndDreams 2 года назад

"Always drink weird substances" "Yes, hand me your skull" both said by the same bard; he was great.

@vforvenom9337 2 года назад

"DM, I'd like to kill their entire crew." Player says after rolling a nat 20 on a cannon fire roll.

@TheManInBlueFlames 2 года назад

Brian once again proving why he's the best voice actor!

@lowlife1368 2 года назад

“Alright the guards will be here anime that’s just enough time to teach a cat to throw this axe”

@ltericdavis2237 2 года назад

“Ingredients Izzy was able to loot: -rotting troll bile -a few still moving mind flayer tentacles. -However much mimic goop you want -The broth from a semi dead dwarf -Glowing mushrooms” “Yeah sure, your vomit counts as a sneak attack” “After seeing this display, the cultist yells fuck this and yeets himself out the window.” “How much damage does the cleric deal?” “Like when he swings his mace?” “No, if I use him as a weapon” “My end goal now is to make god drunk”

@HartnellDev 2 года назад

"I use the wireless magic router to steal the elder witch's bazooka!"

@bruceman360 2 года назад

"I use his ass like a table and place my mug on it. It's covered in glue." "HELP! I'm being attacked by a bush! It has a gun!" "You use minor illusion to make the harrengon, who is covered in blood, look like Big Chungus." "With my evasion, I dodge sound itself!" "Using explosive paper and the acid bananas I've made grenades." "I killed a mammoth with a sub sandwich!" "So he's half-inevitable? Does that make him certain?" "The dog's teeth are snake fangs. All of them are snake fangs." "The god of revenge wants to date me and I'm terrified!" GM: "The evil witch picks up and throws one of the children." Player: "I'm six foot tall and wearing full-plate." GM (Laughing): "The child impacts the paladin in steel full plate armor and falls to the floor unconscious! You are angry but not hurt, roll imitative!"

@TheGentleGiant7 2 года назад

"Aww Asmodeus really loves his daughter and is actually a good guy." Said by the 13 year-old level 20 monk who also killed a tarrasque in one hit.

@jacquese.f.m.paganel1530 2 года назад

13 year old level 20 monk? Aang, is that you?

@alastairp2775 2 года назад

"The sword falls from the wall, smashing a hole in the floor, and emanating an unusually echii moan."

@somegoodsoup7008 2 года назад

"ALL OF MY WORK!!!" "MY DRAGON!!!" "Aster get the Mitosis Lizard!" "Zeldrum is now in a boxing match with the Mitosis Lizard in the bag of holding." (I started playing the Punch Out theme during this time) "Aster pops out under the snow with a Santa hat and beard..."

@styxriverr5237 2 года назад

"I regret nothing." *followed by a flame infused slap.* The context is while our kitsune ninja was drunk my character petted her tail, she learned of this afterwards... And was not pleased.

@lechking941 2 года назад

were did the slap hit? as if anyplace south of the chest its a problem

@styxriverr5237 2 года назад

It was a slap to the face, left cheek right in his blind spot as he was missing the left eye. He completely deserved it as he made a habit of annoying her and her bodyguard because they where too nosy into his own business of trying to die in combat.

@lechking941 2 года назад

@@styxriverr5237 so basicly a already existing problem was just drunkenly evelated :P

@EpicHeroes713 2 года назад

"you even try army crawling, but pebbles still fly in your face"

@colleenbuckley4639 2 года назад

“How did your dad get inside you” one of the players said this, realized what he said, and just walked away

@EclipseDoesArt 2 года назад

Other character: Hey! Quit making sense! My character, a literal twelve-year-old: Well SOMEBODY in this group has to!

@lechking941 2 года назад

fucking love the childen who make more sense the adults

@EclipseDoesArt 2 года назад

@@lechking941 what makes it even funnier is that I was playing with my dad’s group, so while I was several years older than my character I was, irl, also one of the group babies XDD

@lechking941 2 года назад

@@EclipseDoesArt XD now THATS what fucking makes this joke even better this is a event of with context its EVEN MORE gut killer.

@OMsRandomWriter 2 года назад

"So, in theory, yes, six to eight mastiffs can *indeed* pull a wagon with everyone on it."

@lotuswraith 2 года назад

That crack about the Geneva Conventions had me roaring with laughter.

@lathandershalberd9254 2 года назад

“ I take off my armor and jump in the water” “Can I put my javelin in horse manure so it’s poisonous?”

@Dozerz Год назад

“Your scimitar now glows a little bit, that’s it”

@StellarTempest 2 года назад

"Is DMing a skill check?" "No it's a will save." "...I could never live up to the description of an obsessive, schizophrenic dwarf with an unquenchable desire for purple beholder paraphernalia?" "Under the effect of this charm, you will breathe underwater as you breathe on land..." "Oh nice!" "...But you still can't breathe underwater, so you're drowning." "Oh no." *Aggressively screaming in their face* "Did you drink any water!?"

@moshu9952 2 года назад

"Milfed" "Which hag has proficiency in tanners tools???" "NFPs (Non fungible pebbles)" "You... youre a donkey?????" "Plant flesh? no, Plesh" "I cant die because I dont wanna" "WHO GAVE THE CHILD THE SENDING STONE?!?!?!" * solemn recorder recital noises * "We're gonna be the sole reason that the Magical cps forms"

@Garurugirl1 2 года назад

" well, you guys give a fairy dragon a horde and a lair." (we give it a candy shop)

@camel_of_the_mojave8772 2 года назад

Patron to the sorcerer "that's not a mouth."

@emmapicott449 2 года назад

From my very first campaign: "No poop cannon in the melee zone!" 😹

@jaenotjae6147 2 года назад

"I can give her a sandwich from bag lady" "I'm signing my own death certificate here" "We are not killing children" "You are talking to the person who sees a dragon and will put it like a dog" All of these were said by my character in a homebrew campaign, here are some from other characters "Oh no I made mommy mad" "Fuck you I'm quoting that" "You were in my dream. A human? A dog? A furry!"

@Nox-eg3rq 2 года назад

Is your caracter an elf bard whose the group's only Brian cell

@jaenotjae6147 2 года назад

@@Nox-eg3rq No my character is a cat who is probably the dumbest person in the party

@Nox-eg3rq 2 года назад

@@jaenotjae6147 well it would have been funny if I was correct 🤣🤣 I also haw do you even play as a cat

@jaenotjae6147 2 года назад

@@Nox-eg3rq easiest explanation is I'm a mix of tabaxi and kahjit from Skyrim so I just say cat,

@Nox-eg3rq 2 года назад

@@jaenotjae6147 oh that's haw I was thinking of a random ass house cat🤣

@romeolautarosimoni9674 2 года назад

Our wood elf ranger: "I'll drink with the orc woman to seduce her." Me, being the only one in the party that knows how to speak orc: But you can't communicate with her if I already went to sleep... Our rogue tiefling: Sex is an universal language, it has no barriers.

@Nox-eg3rq 2 года назад

Nice

@thatsmuggamer 2 года назад

I mean the Rogue is right though

@travisdeulen6536 2 года назад

“I don’t think you are proficient in throwing skulls”

@lbpblitz 2 года назад

"I need to smuggle in some weapons, and this one is a bit to big to pass a cavity search"

@Konpekikaminari 2 года назад

"The scriptures may talk about the sanctity of life, but you're certainly taking advantage of their failure to mention kneecaps"

@nlrexx1 2 года назад

"Ok, final verdict, undressing is a full round action, except via cast-off armor is one action because it's all Chip'n Daled and shit, Iunno. Stop asking."

@lechking941 2 года назад

the fact THAT rule was made says something

@nlrexx1 2 года назад

@@lechking941 Our wizard was trying to seduce a princess while the rest of the party was fighting assassins downstairs. He had his own turn in initiative.

@pugking1233 2 года назад

"You're a Paladin of FUCKING healing" For context me and my party came across some chained up wolfs that looked kind of hurt I wanted to help them my friend the paladin suggested we kill them

@GearShotgun 2 года назад

Question: was their deity a nature god? Because if not, they might not have felt the need. jk.

@pugking1233 2 года назад

@@GearShotgun lawful good

@GearShotgun 2 года назад

@@pugking1233 my bad, I somehow misread the post and thought the paladin just said to leave ‘em. Yeah killing an in character for a healing pally

@pugking1233 2 года назад

@@GearShotgun we did actually talk about this on our way to the next session turns out that is only one of the options he thought of but the only one he vocalized without realizing it

@NJMiguess 2 года назад

"Shut up let him seduce the clam" -bottom text

@somedudewithaniqof2795 2 года назад

"why am I the only one taking the failed tiamat clone seriously" "how did we miss a sleeping orc 9 times" "f*** ettins" "we recruited a white dragon and it has done nothing to help us"

@funnyvideoguy3216 2 года назад

Honestly the dragon is just a waste of logistics at that point

@lechking941 2 года назад

@@funnyvideoguy3216 good house pet though :P

@somedudewithaniqof2795 2 года назад

@@lechking941 it is not even a houspet because we recruited it in war and did shit as my Wizard got rushed by a angry devil who was not on team communist

@lechking941 2 года назад

@@somedudewithaniqof2795 XD lol

@adamagee2674 2 года назад

“I’m a tortle, we don’t have lips… that makes ‘playing wind instruments’ hard”

@silkmonkey 2 года назад

“Hello, we’re from the tiger trap installation company to install your pungee pit tiger trap combo…yes, that’s a thing you ordered.”

@deadly6studios922 2 года назад

“OMFG the f@&king popcorn does more damage than a fire ball”

@daemonwolf1 2 года назад

Not in character but more a player comment: "We killed his mother, and I got some healing out of it."

@coecalmosh9659 2 года назад

“Litches get stitches… nat 1, f***!” “Wait, adventurer packs have tinder boxes in them, I pull my tinder box out and swipe left!” DM: “okay, what message do you want the spell to convey?” Me, inhales deeply: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! P.S. mission complete.”

@thetwojohns6236 5 месяцев назад

We definitely need more if these.

@8boy095 2 года назад

”I throw my magic fish at the drug wagon!”

@diamond_chaos 2 года назад

“I use a rock to flash bang then awake” Also “is it illegal to eat a elf”

@JonathanMandrake 2 года назад

In two weeks, I will finally meet my SW RP group again after almost 2 years of not meeting, to play another session. Wish me luck!

@thatsmuggamer 2 года назад

“Of course you’re the Atheist.” Cleric to my Warforged Artificer “I have a plan!” *vanishes into lamp and proceeds to bicker with Patron for the next however long it takes for the bandits to get into just the right spot for a Thunderwave to be cast on them in an enclosed space* -Senschal Seelie, Changeling Djinni Warlock The trap is horse ASMR

@connerkline6269 2 года назад

Intellect Devourer to his Mind Flayer Boss: “Ayo boss. I think there’s someone in the walls,” Mind Flayer: “No way, obviously something scrambled your senses,” We were in their walls.

@GearShotgun 2 года назад

That moment when you get the enemy to gaslight each other

@connerkline6269 2 года назад

@@GearShotgun unfortunately it meant that eventually found out and we only got 2/3 done with the Glyphs of Warding we were setting up to super buff ourselves. We still did fine though. We just could have been a bit more demigod and it would have been so cool.

@puddel9079 2 года назад

"STOP SCREAMING IN MY EYE! Eye?" [Table erupts in laughter.]

@MysteriumArcanum 2 года назад

Not mine but this was from a live stream a while back. Player: "am I still pantless?" GM: "yes" Player: "ok, nice"

@datastorm75 2 года назад

"I'd rather burst in to flames than have my eyeballs squirt out of my head." Also "That's nice. Don't touch me."

@evin_b 2 года назад

“I mean, it’s an entire school of magic. I’m sure some of them breed.”

@amberkat8147 2 года назад

In this week's game I started a turn with "okay, so I'm going to run screaming" after a dragon nearly killed me in one round.

@LeFisheboi 2 года назад

13:24 no that's a good idea, while inside the antimagic cone your immune to its other eyes, smart

@davidkelvon7936 2 года назад

“So let me get this straight, you want to trick the dragon into swallowing your stones?”

@frogfriend8733 2 года назад

friend's character: *rolls nat 20 for animal handling* DM: "these horses are your b!tches"

@CroobieLetter 2 года назад

Glad to see my thread suggestion appeals to so many people. The quotes get funnier every time!

@Amadmaniac1 2 года назад

"I stick my fingers in his mouth." "Raise your hand if you think I'm a vampire." followed by everyone raising their hands, me being the first. "I felt sorry because you were attacked, and now I regret nothing." "I ASSURE YOU THIS IS NEITHER SWEET NOR LOVING!!!"

@Oxygen1004 2 года назад

"So as you fall down multiple stories WITH a little girl in your arms...you take no damage" -Slow fall moment "Foolish, You never won this even if you win!" -Power word killing my PC who spent the entire fight carrying the time altering mcguffin and baiting the BBEG with it "As you stand, 4 arrows in the general vicinity with only 1 it the actual dragon" -Same PC's first session (Joined in the middle), missed 4 attack in a row against the dragon we were fighting to gain control of a stronghold in the mountains

@abigailpulliam6996 2 года назад

An illithid, to my Warlock:"Tell Dimichya I say hello." My warlock, after listening to the void for a second: "Dimichya says, 'new phone, who dis?'"

@lechking941 2 года назад

XD now thats a 4th wall shatter worth it.

@abigailpulliam6996 2 года назад

@@lechking941 technically wasn't even a 4th wall break. Dimichya is a being beyond time and space. He uses it exclusively for memes

@lechking941 2 года назад

@@abigailpulliam6996 lol noted

@cubemaster6707 2 года назад

"Look at me... I'm a shadow of the snail I once was."

@Reverendshot777 2 года назад

1: "How bright is your mage light?" "Umm, about 40watts." 2: "I want to pile all the dead goats up in the corner and use them to get out of the pen."

@infinitygreydon1041 2 года назад

"Ohhh...ouch....don't ...ever kick me on a shadow demon sigil again ..please" my paladin

@LordMekanicus 2 года назад

There have been a few good ones in my games as well. True-to-form: no context will be given. "I'll take him on single-handedly and wipe his ass!" "I get ready to fight the bear!" "Twitchy! Don't fart!" "Exploding squirrels.... Okay...." "All hail the Techno Gods!!!" "I've been bit, kicked, lied to, laughed at, swindled, punched, trampled, tortured, poked, prodded and skull bashed. I only keep coming back to see just what happens next."

@TableVampire6828 2 года назад

"can I dance down the cliff?" "So we wait for the owl bear to take a shit"

@liamzimmer5948 2 года назад

Kinky Knolls Dying words after an axe kick caved his chest in Hey Jeremy did you know feeding slaves makes the work better?

@angelaoneal5169 2 года назад

Our cannibal barbarian chef: "I'm making him a meal."

@dianaferreria Год назад

I'm saving this not just for the laughs, some of these are golden bard material!

@poyotato151 2 года назад

A few days ago, I was getting my brother from an in person dnd game because we had to leave. I walk in the room, everyone stares at me. After a good few seconds, the dm says to one of the players "roll your ptsd dice" (they got an 8). I dont know the context even now

@lechking941 2 года назад

@Nit0WasTaken 2 года назад

"How much damage would he take if I rip off his finger nail?" Whatever you think the context is, it is much worse.

@kevinskinner4986 2 года назад

"Maybe we can just convince him that they just want to suck his blood and turn it into Powerade?"

@PiratePawsLive 2 года назад

Other Player: "We should get some provisions for the long track ahead" Me thinking about something else and not listening: "So DM, how many kittens fit in our cart?" Table horrified and me nervously laughing xD. I call this a win.

@kjellizar 2 года назад

"-could you for the love of God stop eating sentient creatures?!?!?! -corpses aren't sentient.. *awkward Silence*" my lizardfolk gunslinger Scarscake doesn't like to waste meat so tends to eat any corpse after combat. The bard Archibald who has a pretty weak stomach tried again and again to get my LF to ease the meatfeast. no luck as of yet.

@GearShotgun 2 года назад

To be fair, if your party is on the road or out in the wilderness, that *would* help to conserve rations, at least for yourself. If the bandits/cultists/monsters wanted you dead, I see no problem with turning them into a post battle snack

@lechking941 2 года назад

@@GearShotgun SAME

@caolanochearnaigh9804 2 года назад

3:05 The rhythm's a bit off, but what you're singing there is a parody of "Fucked With an Anchor" by Alestorm, a Scottish pirate metal band. They're brilliant!

@hollowedmajora475 2 года назад

thank you I'm glad someone gets this what's your favorite alestorm song?

@caolanochearnaigh9804 2 года назад

@@hollowedmajora475 It's a tie between "Fucked with an Anchor" and "Keelhauled".

@drizztiley8740 2 года назад

"IT'S JUST AN APPLE!" "It's not a war crime the first time" "Well maybe those kids should've thought about that before they became slaves" "ASMODADDY SAVE ME" "Make the Dex or catch the flex"

@johnmoore8161 Год назад

Personal favorites "Why does this lemon taste like floor?" "ALL THESE DOORS MAKE A SALAD!!!!"

@onimenno 2 года назад

Wait...the storm giant just hit the beholder for a home run with his axe? Dibs on the toothpick!!! The tabaxi rogue shoots you in the left ass cheek. Roll for damage.