what are you, four different dogs? (fantasy high: junior year ep 3) 

Can someone tell me where in critical role 5:01 is from?

It makes *_perfect sense_* that Kristen hates Kipperlily on sight Kipperlily has “Kristen’s parents would love her” energy and it makes just so much sense-

Brennan's face when Kristen absolutely murders his new BBEG the instant she was introduced is priceless.

knowing that kipperlilly copperkettle’s name was taken from one of brennan’s old PCs makes his reaction so much funnier

I love that the entire student body has adopted Gilear as their guy as a bit.

“Four different dogs”: It’s not that it’s funny, it’s that it’s so funny and so quick. They took no time! Haha 😂

“Extremely posh rich kid experiences an artsy or theatre class for the first time and loves it” has gotta be my new favorite trope

Fabian crying at being told he's already a valid bard is so perfect to me

As much as I love the "What are you, like four different dogs?" I also absolutely love the timing and delivery of "She's still here!"

the fact that Mac and Donna’s names make McDonald’s took WAY too long to hit me, and now my brain chemistry is forever changed

i am obsessed with the instant “is there harm in your life?” from skullcleaver

"you've said something alarming, and it made me curious" has now cemented itself in my lexicon.

Kristen is one of those kids where it's like...they're either on drugs or they should be

Rizz saying more importantly she’s a mirror while everyone is saying Ecaf was a turn coat is incredible

10:28 I aspire to one day be so fundamentally weird that every living being has disadvantage on insight checks against me.

To this day four different dogs is the most SCATHING and incredible insult I have ever heard

Type A prep characters are specially triggering to Siobhan and its funny every time 😂

I love how every time Emily starts with some nonsense, Brennan's full energy shifts to, "Oh, you want to do this? Alright, then, if you like improv, let's improv. We'll play 21 questions if you have 21 answers."

Fabian's scene is so Community coded

To think, there’s an alternate universe out there where Rehka was able to do the first season and they didn’t need to sub Ally in last minute and so Kristen Applebees doesn’t exist. Listen, I know our universe has its issues, but… I’m glad I’m in the one with Kristen.

Fabian being Troy Bolton of Aguefort Academy, we love to see it 😭

Gotta say, as a recovering emo kid, Emily fucking *nailed it*

the best part about kipperlily's speech is that you get the immediate vibe that her follow up is along the lines of 'well see some folks are just less equal' and that makes for a fantastic villain character

Kristen conveying the spiteful ADHD focus that happens when you’re so angry you just laser in on THAT thing

I adore how quickly Ally zeros in on just hating Kipperlilly- and the, is it a bit or genuine, thing Shioban started about getting her name wrong!

i wonder if kipperlilly views the bad kids as the popular kids who are bullying her

“you gotta get hot to get cool baby boy.” best line of the season. I think I might just love the dance teacher

Ally has been dialed to 11 this season so far. Like everyone's got a compelling arc but Applebees is so fascinating, disruptive, and fucking hilarious.

I like that they got to junior year and decided they were going to be Mean

To be honest Lou is saying Badidas like a real German

"when love is in the air, there should be a tiny emergency." So true Kristen, so true.

7:12 this was not the type of energy I was expecting her to have and I was here for it the whole time

Genuinely might be the funniest season of Dimension 20 yet. Every episode makes my head hurt because it's so funny.

"That's what you think" .. and I pirouette.. OMG.. that bit got me crying with laughter!

11:00 I like to think that Citizen Doctor Abraham Mehermblur teaches a night class at AAA.

beardsley's energy was on a different level this episode

The sudden CR clip was exceptionally used lmao

There's a 50/50 shot that Brennan would make kipperlily one of the big bads but it was 100% thrown so far over the line by this initial interaction

I love how they started hating on her before they possibly could have known she was going to be a villain. It almost gives her a perfectly justifiable reason to hate them lmao

Emily cackles like Gruntilda the Witch from Banjo-Kazooie and I can’t not associate her with Grunty 😭😭😭

The “four different dogs” bit is at 0:46

kristen's parents have been failing insight checks on them for kristen's whole life!

Their interactions with kipperlily made me do in real life what Riz does in the show. Literally I was like "Damn, is that how I sound?".

Wanda Childa vs. Juan DeChilda

I really need someone to animate the "That's what you thiiink" scene. I need it like I need water. 😂

God, the American highschool/college system is a nightmare to look at from the outside 😅

12:51 that is like the exact tone and vibe he used when talking to Hilda Hilda xD

I don’t think I’ve ever seen myself in a character as much as I do Kristen Applebees, and it’s as delightful as it is confrontational

G I R L I E

kristen has adhd and it makes me so happy its such great representation even if its only ally who specifically mentions it

That is Brennan's old PC name. Kristen might actually die this campaign 😭

The immediate roast of Brennans old character is so fucking funny. Even he had to admit that was hilarious.

I absolutely did not realise I have been mispronouncing adidas my entire life from this video. Nope. Not me.

@flamingkitten1 "The system, is 'supposedly' fair. Working hard, and being recognised for that? Well that's just, you know - how things should be, right? Except it's not. Because whilst each of you kill gods, and dragons, and make rats sexy, the rest of us barely scrape by. So you know what? Now, it's your turn" *she summons Kipper, Lily, Copper, and Kettle.* I'm going to need everyone to roll initiative.

"Dance isn't in the future!"

I life that Adaine goes "Kipperlily is worse than Kalvaxus" SHE IS THE ORACLE

So I am going to rewatch every episode that is currently out thank you.

5:28 Childa Childa 🤣

Murphs reaction to "Four Dogs" Is priceless!

Since adidas is named after the german Adolf Dassler, the founder, the pronounciation for Badidas from Lou was actually not far off....

Coming back to this after having watched the finale is so good. Like, the bad kids from the first second didnt vibe with Cucumberbilly and I love that!

Emily's cackles kinda giving me life here.

I wish a teacher would have told me 'you said something alarming and it made me curious' and would have been honestly concerned about the neglect I was going through /:

I keep saying "that's what yOOUU think!" to my partner and others and they don't even know

Merhermblur is just Agefort in a gross body lmao

Incredible episode

Ever since, "What are you, four different dogs?", I've been expecting minor, or even a BBEG, to end up being 4 dogs standing on each others back, totem style, in a trench coat.

10:39 The way Ally says bye, girlie. It's so good.

The "Girlie/Gertie" bit breaks me every time 😂😂

3:00 oh Brennan, losing points for not knowing the correct German pronunciation for adidas.

When Terpsichore Skullcleaver said, "Challenger approaches." I was dreading that Fabian would misread that and attack her lol And I hope when Brennan realized what was happening, he'd force it into a specific dance instruction. She reminds me of that Aunt that rarely visits, because she's a traveler, she gotta lotta life! Fabians' first curse to meeting her reminds of the poor nephew who is not comfortable with how "embarrassing" his Aunt is, but family! But that quickly goes away lol *spoiler theory for later episodes!!* I am also hoping KC ends up announcing her asexuality, starts dating Riz (Asexuals can date too), and now it's HER boyfriends' tragic history she can kind of claim in a way. And then 4 dogs in a trench coat can be the real BBEG.

Who names a dog kettle?

listen i know this is so specific but honestly i havent seen anyone else clip it and i NEED IT so bad so if ur listening, person who made this video, @shoeshiner can you please clip kristen and tracker's private conversation/arguement from "a very merry moonar yulenear"-- SPECIFICALLY the part where kristen yells "WORLDSTAR" and gets intercepted by like 4 different people and then goes "ahaha just kidding" (its at 2:05:41 - 2:07:28)

omg i thought it was spelled iseoph

11:03 Wanda

5:02 what episode of cr is that?