The phrase "full fat coke" kills me because to paraphrase Lewis Black, it implies that coke has big lumps of fat swimming around in it, and i need that Coke, because that's the bloody good Coke
Indeed. I prefer to call it full-bodied. High octane. The good stuff. I wanted leaded Coke! None of this special seasonal environmental blend nonsense. Gimme sugar and caffeine or I'll become unruly...and have a really awful migraine w/nausea & vomiting from aspartame. 😢
There's a joke in there somewhere about how it is wrong to split Cokes into 2 different groups and to see one of those groups as inferior. Can't quite land it though.
You could not be more wrong. Diet Coke was around before New Coke. It hasn’t changed since the 80s. My husband drinks it every day, and hates the taste of any other cola.
