What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 4 

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phil spitting in dan's eye and saying "seaworld" is such a powerful energy. he gives no fucks. he would do it again.

thank you dan and phil for inviting us to the foursome

Glad to see Dan is finally staying hydrated and no longer dramatically begging Phil for water like an abandoned kitten

I'm very entertained by Dan and Phil in disbelief of how strange their messages are as if they're not the ones that write them

I’m positive Phil’s linguist degree was just to make a secret language for him and Dan

the way they would read two extremely unrelated words with no context and then burst out laughing makes me feel like a third wheel

Them getting cardamom and black pepper confused for over a decade is so funny

phil arguing "im a frog. im 100% a frog. you're wrong here." and dan immediately backtracking/agreeing was SO FUNNY dsfksjdfklsaj

"the zodiac killer has nothing on dan and phil trying to communicate in the same house" is immediately a top 5 favorite phil quote

theory: Dan and Phil's alien language is the language Phil's grandma dreamed which is now manifesting two generations later

i love that dan texts phil selfies and daily updates like his own little private story

Lowkey the dental hygienist ate with “whichever teeth you don’t want to fall out”

The fact that they went to the same cafe 10 years apart is CRAZY

dan and phil inviting us to the foursome implies there's a third unseen entity joining us and it scares me

The way they took that insulting question "do you know what genre is" into a common inside joke/phrase between each other to ask what kind of food they want- It makes me happy beyond words. That is good shit.

Sean as an Irish priest screaming “hell is real!” was some top tier casting and I’m glad the texts show Dan and Phil also thought it would be funny as fuck 😂

It is so very Dan to call Phil in a taxi to feel less awkward, and of course nothing is more Phil than to include unnecessary fake details in their conversation

This series always makes me feel better about the weird shit I text my friends in the middle of the night

For minor burns, you cool the area immediately by immersing the burn in cool water, so Phil's mom did good by telling you to stand in the shower. (especially because it was all over your upper body 😅)

Phil: “It’s white and gold” Dan: “No,it’s blue and black” Me seeing gold and blue: 🤡

the most wild thing about this so far is that dan just gets into a shower without letting the water run before hand like ??? that's insane you gotta test the water temp first you mad lad lol!!

only dan and phil could take an idea so mundane and stupid & actually turn it into entertaining content, thanks for the foursome lads

y’all seem so much more happy and yourselves lately i love it

dan getting mad that phil is asking him how batteries worked when he himself has asked phil how their own washing machine works is sending me😭

Okay but the way Dan actually successfully played the otamatone on the spot, im obssessed

Dan is giving off a different kind of vibe here and I’m in love with it. Like, I can’t explain it but I’m just so happy for him.

I can't get over how they both got a cardamom pastry 10 years apart AND THOUGHT IT WAS PEPPER BOTH TIMES. Lads, trust me, it isn't pepper; Cardamom just happens to have a slight kick when it isn't ground down to a fine powder

17:20 the real psychic link is how dan figured out that was the Simpson’s theme song I’ve been watching the Simpson’s for all 22 years of my life and I thought it was super mario bros

"oh my god that is so us" is peak friendship like i am honored whenever i get messages like that from friends

hearing dan say that the irish are unhinged in the best way possible makes me feel like i made a parent proud

They both just look SO GOOD in this video😫 Dans jawline is popping, Phils natural hair color is 10/10, the fits compliment each so well

Dan burning himself in the shower and then taking a long cold shower because Phil's mom said so is such a Dan Moment

these texts are a level of unhinged that only true friendship can achieve

can’t wait for next year’s video “what dan and phil telepathically communicate to each other”

As soon as Phil mentioned that the high energy text was about a pastry, it reinforced that these 2 are my kind of people

the totally ignoring each other's texts cracks me up every single time 😂😂

I’m so happy they’re still doing this. After the day I’ve had I NEEDED this

This series needs to go on forever lol

I always like to take this moment to say that Phil's video from years and years ago about running a burn under cold water actually saved me! I spilled boiling water all down my stomach and knew to get in the cold shower immediately. The doctors said it could have been a LOT worse if I hadn't done that, and as it was I had first and second degree burns. Shoutout to Phil's mum for the advice!

3:31 someone needs to make a compilation of all of dans hysterical laughs and giggles since the hiatus ended because they are GOLD

Dan pretending to enjoy soil flavored coffee is honestly so funny

“Has she got the cookie?” can go right up there with “lady door” and “tops only bar”

told my sister that seeing dan so much these last few months is like having david tennant back as the doctor

The vibes of this video are lovely, Phil seems to be chilling per usual but Dan just seems extra comfy. It's nice to see

going back to phil being the blue text and dan being the black text means that the world has aligned again

The fact Dan gets into the shower BEFORE turning it on is unhinged. Turn it on FIRST to avoid being faced with the frigid waters of Antarctica or the boiling water from the depths of Hell.

I’m just gonna be stupid and parasocial rn. Thank you guys for genuinely being so important in my life. I’ve been watching your videos since 2011. I was 11. You two kept me smiling through so much life. You both often times, were the only reason I did smile some days. You guys are magic. I just want to thank you both for everything. Thank you for being who you are. And thank you for being a big part of what makes me, me.

"This is the most unhinged we've been so far, we need to spend some time apart." Bruh you did and you dyed half your wardrobe green, I don't think it's distance you need 😂

this video is so cute, they're both so happy, it's sweet. also i have missed them so much, thank the lord for dan and phil.

10 years later and im still as excited whenever a new video drops .. i need to be studied

20:59 i love how confidently phil says “you’re wrong here” when he is in fact wrong. they are both rats

absolutely shocked to hear about the dublin show from dan's perspective... i was there and i felt SO embarrassed afterwards cause of how much the crowd heckled him....glad he enjoyed it though lmao!

so glad dan and phil's strange alien language is making a comeback

I almost thought you were ending this series. I'm so glad I was wrong 😭

You know that experiment where two AI chat bots were set up to talk to each other and they ended up creating their own language? This is exactly that!

Compilations video of every "one thing for my birthday" dan has asked for..

dan gave off this energy that i am absolutely living for

having a fake phone call to get out of socializing is actually so real

I love how the beginning half of the texts are Dan doing something and Phil being happy Dan is doing something that’s a true friend right there 😂

i love these videos bc they show how yall are the two most soulmated soulmates on this planet

i love how their texts have just gotten more and more incomprehensible over the years

i love how they both still ask phils mum for help

Is Phil regenerating his ginger hair? Lowkey so here for the soft boi energy.

I WAS SHOWING MY PARTNER THIS VIDEO JUST TO SHOW SOME OF YOUR CONTENT AND NOW WE ARE GENUINELY HAVING THE BLACK AND BLUE VS WHITE AND GOLD FIGHT

phil admitting he didnt like the wad themed nail design like a year later is so funny

WE NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING THIS VID WAS HAPPENING :)

the way phil rhymes everything in response to whatever dan says is just truly the most joyful thing ever ❤

2:05 definitely Markiplier

I really hope the Doomed recording has full length directors commentary again. Just Dan explaining the deep meaning behind individual set pieces while Phil drops unhinged lore and critiques

To me Dan looks like he just got out of bed and I find it adorable. Love the sleepy, cozy vibe

not my brain going “omg dan and i have matching hoodies” without an ounce of critical thought behind why

both insanely charming and unprecedentedly third wheel-ifying

their outfits in this video really sum up their personalities perfectly

dan and phil evanescence cover with an otamatone is objectively the funniest thing to have ever happened

dan and phil text each other videos give the same energy as a new pinof era

I can’t explain it, but both of your energies feel SO different, but in a positive way! You both seem so good! Hope this is the actual case - so happy for you!

cannot tell if they are rewarding or punishing us with this but i'm here for it

“right in the slit” is the craziest thing phil has said so far and it’s only january

Dan's smirk in the pastry segment is killing me, mans got some FEELINGS about that treat

these texts are honestly the most 'bffs for 23 years, literally never have to use actual words' core. i love it sm

Thank you both for making me smile after a horrific day at work :)

I clicked on this so fast I’ve been on a withdrawal from Dan and Phil I’ve been kicking and screaming for this Ps y’all look SO good like every year you both get more and more fine 😮‍💨

"People want to know what's really going on between us..." 😮‍💨😓😮‍💨😓😮‍💨😓😮‍💨😓 Dan...on behalf of everyone online back in those days and everything you and Phill went through that led to that joke. I'm sorry. Seriously I was so fucking happy when you two came back and it seemed like all of that was completely in the past. You two seem genuinely comfortable online for the first time, and no one was being all creepy and invasive or acting like your personal lives were ANY of our fucking business. And then you go and say that. A reminder that you will never truly be able to leave that all behind. I am sorry for the genuine trauma this has caused both of you and hearing you make that little joke hurt my heart

7:33 "oh my god that is soo us"

Having now live long term with my best friend and spending all our time together otherwise, this is just how text messages start to look. Best batch so far

I don't know how to explain it, but these videos are so comforting and hilarious and I love them so much. I am so excited to add another one to my many playlists! Thank you Dan and Phil for blessing us with so much incredible and incredibly timeless content!

I have the Doomed hoodie myself and i wear it so much seeing dan in it is such a "why is he wearing my hoodie?" vibe

My bros in Christ that is cardamon not pepper???

The simultaneous relief and concern about how Phil caught the phone lmao

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE

The Wilbur Soot comment did not age well...

idc what ppl say, they have been and still are my comfort ppl

As happy I’m that you uploaded this video, I just need to say, as a Swedish person that the bun is 100% not a pepper bun… it’s a cardamom bun, and they’re amazing!

you're not aliens, it's just linguistics! "A familect is a set of invented words or phrases with meanings understood within members of a family or other small intimate group."

Dan’s hair is getting darker while phil’s gets lighter

DAN AND PHIL GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

If these videos continue we'll reach a point where the texts are just gonna be strange sounds in some new Dan and Phil alphabet

dans laugh at 3:32 is absolutely fabulous

This makes me happy. I always love when Dan and Phil let us hang out with them