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What Dating app Dates are Like 

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@chriscampbell6272
@chriscampbell6272 4 месяца назад
I honestly find it to be less of a red flag to be in your 40s and never married than in your 40s and have as many divorces As a rabbit has babies.
@menorcaventura3442
@menorcaventura3442 4 месяца назад
Widows are the best: they don’t smell, they don’t tell, and they are grateful as hell.
@Bitcoin-gj8vn
@Bitcoin-gj8vn 4 месяца назад
If you are 40 and NEVER married, that's an insane red flag - unless you've been 'faux' married - which is fine (like lived with a person, shared finances, 3+ years) - or have a kid with someone and get along sensibly well.. That's effectively married... But if you've been 'single and dating' 20+ years... you're a psycho. Even if L-T R - but didn't move in.. psycho. And you need to work on this.
@Shyningfade
@Shyningfade 4 месяца назад
​@@Bitcoin-gj8vn Welp, guess it's time to kill myself. I'm 42 and never married, so I guess I should've just settled into an unhappy marriage earlier so I can be seen as normal.
@stighald
@stighald 4 месяца назад
​@@Bitcoin-gj8vn Working on it by having a relationship? That sounds like you have to have a relationship that goes nowhere in order to qualify for being in a great one. I was 31 when I met my fiancée and my longest relationship was 1 year and I was single for 6 years before that. She was kind of worried but found out I was spending my time working on myself to prepare for that one good relationship instead of going from trauma to trauma. Edit: What I mean is that you have to understand the reason. Not all red flags are relationship ending and you have to figure out which ones to completely avoid and which ones require curiosity and understanding.
@cathye6168
@cathye6168 4 месяца назад
I agree. I used to see guys online that had three divorces. Better to not get married than marry the wrong person. And to do that three times. Wow. What a waste of time and energy. Single is way better than that. It shows you aren’t afraid to be alone. That you likely have hobbies and a close family or network of friends. All good things. And if you meet the right person you can have a great life together without all the ex and kid drama. This goes for both men and women.
@maxmeyer3447
@maxmeyer3447 4 месяца назад
Let's not forget all the fake profiles to gaslight you into joining the site
@tedsilversyeager840
@tedsilversyeager840 4 месяца назад
Or, trying to guide you to invest in bitcoin.....generally, of yellow skin precision, amiwrite??
@HTG4537
@HTG4537 4 месяца назад
It's been that way since the very beginning of internet dating.
@joseph1845
@joseph1845 4 месяца назад
How do they gaslight you? Gaslighting would be them convincing you that the profiles were real after the fact.
@wdallaswayne
@wdallaswayne 4 месяца назад
I don’t think anyone knows what gaslight means…
@fugu4163
@fugu4163 4 месяца назад
@@tedsilversyeager840 It is a majority of asian models in revealing clothing on those sites. First they practised on chinese people and now they are running the same scam globally.
@astridhahner
@astridhahner 4 месяца назад
IF ONLY people were THAT honest!
@successartistry3023
@successartistry3023 4 месяца назад
Are you that honest?
@astridhahner
@astridhahner 4 месяца назад
@@successartistry3023 yes but i don't use dating apps.
@VladRadu-tq1pg
@VladRadu-tq1pg 2 месяца назад
@@successartistry3023 are you ?
@MickeyJWind
@MickeyJWind 4 месяца назад
"Wow, you are so uninteresting" LOL
@nathanbailey939
@nathanbailey939 4 месяца назад
“I get most of my identity from them” lol
@주지문-e7w
@주지문-e7w 3 месяца назад
I honestly think this joke was a dig at his now ex wife
@LaurenWoodrow-Kelly
@LaurenWoodrow-Kelly 3 месяца назад
@@주지문-e7w I sadly think the whole video is a dig at her ... :'( I believe she has a sister/sibling named Heather, she mentioned it in her explant (said her sister got implants around when she had) podcast interview about B.I.I. (Breast Implant Illness). In which case just ... ew. :/ I know divorces are messy, but come on, mate ... line in the sand, yeah.
@주지문-e7w
@주지문-e7w 3 месяца назад
@@LaurenWoodrow-Kelly Oh wow, I didn’t even know all of this! Then this is even more underhanded of him. I won’t be supporting this video anymore and maybe his content as well because he’s changed quite a lot over recent years. Being upset over a divorce is one thing, but making revenue at the expense of your ex-spouse’s personal life and her illness she and her sister struggled with makes him quite a cretin I gotta say.
@covertops19Z
@covertops19Z 2 месяца назад
Lot of supposition going on here.!! "THAT'S THA' PLAN". HAHAHAHAHA, LMAO!!
@benfolds17
@benfolds17 4 месяца назад
Not even joking...there was a Tinder commercial before this video 😂
@Steff579
@Steff579 4 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂
@NPC-bs3pm
@NPC-bs3pm 4 месяца назад
😨Oh god - I am so glad I have adblocker on. I do remember seeing one of their ads and it made me wonder why am i in this western country.
@Ace.0.0.0.
@Ace.0.0.0. 4 месяца назад
You can't make this s**t up. Truth is stranger than fiction.
@clublulu399
@clublulu399 4 месяца назад
Heather is stalking you
@WaveformV1.0
@WaveformV1.0 4 месяца назад
Of course it is an algorithm. May be worth paying for premium to not get subjected to programming by advertising agencies.
@motoxdudeNV-UT
@motoxdudeNV-UT 4 месяца назад
"It's hard to tell if you make good money based on the way you dress"... Oh I LOVE IT!
@bigmikestan
@bigmikestan 4 месяца назад
Modern women I'm beautiful sexy and attractive. I have what men want and desire are you the money 💰? Before this goes any further I need to know if your the money 💰
@JayPo-5576
@JayPo-5576 4 месяца назад
Is dating still a thing? I was under the impression that it was pretty much dead. It’s all one night stands, false accusations, and “situationships.” I’ll pass…
@MaS-ym9uz
@MaS-ym9uz 4 месяца назад
Dating is good. And respectful. I'm so surprised by the guys that bring up inappropriate things before even meeting them
@coffeelover1763
@coffeelover1763 4 месяца назад
It is what you make it...
@bigmikestan
@bigmikestan 4 месяца назад
Modern women I'm beautiful sexy and attractive. I have what men want and desire are you the money 💰? Before this goes any further I need to know if your the money 💰
@queenj.8i895
@queenj.8i895 4 месяца назад
I just meet new people and develop friendships to see who sticks around. I’m open about just wanting to be friends first. A lot of guys want the same. MATURE ppl understand it’s impt to actually get to know ppl for who they really are before even considering anything romantic. I’ve had a lot of fun and made some great long-term friends. Most ppl no longer idolize romantic relationships the way people used to. It’s important for you to be content with your life before you try to bring anybody else into it. I’m glad to see a lot more single ppl happy being single. I’m also Christian and practice celibacy and only connect with other Christian men. That sorts out all the riff raff for me! I’m in no rush to get married at all! When the right person comes along, it’ll be great. Until then I’m enjoying life and practicing communication and social and relationship skills with others who appreciate all of that as well. God bless! 🔥
@j.letitia6820
@j.letitia6820 4 месяца назад
I'm getting a dog. I'm 22 years divorced happily! Dating is frightening .
@authines
@authines 4 месяца назад
“You’re just as scary as you are beautiful.”😂😂
@krystalphillips5614
@krystalphillips5614 4 месяца назад
Thank you 😅
@bigmikestan
@bigmikestan 4 месяца назад
Modern women I'm beautiful sexy and attractive. I have what men want and desire are you the money 💰? Before this goes any further I need to know if your the money 💰 they care about
@libbyhicks7549
@libbyhicks7549 4 месяца назад
Thank you.
@WHITELIONNYC
@WHITELIONNYC 4 месяца назад
She's very honest and transparent. I appreciate that. 😊
@Missnoemit
@Missnoemit 4 месяца назад
🤣
@rizzamaeong
@rizzamaeong 4 месяца назад
always lookin at the bright side. 😌👌🏼😅
@dutchvanderlinde8467
@dutchvanderlinde8467 23 дня назад
Yeah, but "she" is transparent without the last 6 letters
@florentinaguggenheimer6557
@florentinaguggenheimer6557 4 месяца назад
God, that was depressing.
@etsequentia6765
@etsequentia6765 4 месяца назад
Ain't love grand?
@eetoved1758
@eetoved1758 4 месяца назад
Are you single? It's way worse than this skit
@tbbarabara
@tbbarabara 4 месяца назад
Has Zelensky ever NOT been depressing?
@KimmieKim456
@KimmieKim456 4 месяца назад
That’s literally exactly what I said! 😂😅
@florentinaguggenheimer6557
@florentinaguggenheimer6557 4 месяца назад
@@eetoved1758 what's worse? Being single or this skit? Lol. I'm single, which is depressing too. At least no one is hurting me though.
@truthiscensored
@truthiscensored 4 месяца назад
Woman with a full beard and mustache = Red Flag
@Ferien7
@Ferien7 4 месяца назад
Hey, they identify as a woman
@Simonettex
@Simonettex 4 месяца назад
😂
@melchezi8818
@melchezi8818 4 месяца назад
Ya I know right?
@jdsartre9520
@jdsartre9520 4 месяца назад
What...you think men can't get pregnant?!
@almightypotatoe4592
@almightypotatoe4592 4 месяца назад
Ginger flag, I might say.
@mikenixon2401
@mikenixon2401 4 месяца назад
I need to call my brother-in-law and thank him for introducing me to his sister. We have 30 years of straight, conservative, Christian living thus far. We're glad we didn't this tech.
@raimeyewens7518
@raimeyewens7518 4 месяца назад
I’m glad I found my husband in high school in the 80’s. I can’t imagine trying to date these days. If anything ever happened to him I would probably just spend the rest of my days single lol.
@katjay3125
@katjay3125 4 месяца назад
You are both blessed
@sistersusie8569
@sistersusie8569 4 месяца назад
@@raimeyewens7518 same here, so right!
@hipreference
@hipreference 4 месяца назад
You ever gotten a paternity test? Might want to
@angelinagregg2256
@angelinagregg2256 4 месяца назад
Perhaps not in this life…but in next reincarnation you will suffer with everyone else 🤣
@zhugeliang777
@zhugeliang777 4 месяца назад
This is a nightmare. Thanks JP! Very enlightening. 😂
@DonaldDeCicco
@DonaldDeCicco 4 месяца назад
Dating someone you meet organicly means you like them and you are willing to talk about details later. Dating apps are details first and find out about the person later. Hence why it fails
@Ferien7
@Ferien7 4 месяца назад
Wrong, there is no difference between dating apps and meeting people offline. When you see a person offline, you don’t know anything about them until you meet them. The same is true of dating apps. People don’t magically change on dating apps. If you’re a low value loser online, you’re a low value loser offline
@DonaldDeCicco
@DonaldDeCicco 4 месяца назад
@@Ferien7 No, you are wrong because your vision of meeting people in person is random encounters. Those happen but you typically end up dating those around you whom you know because you find their entire self attractive and not just a picture or some personal stats. The fact you claim in person and online the same is quite disturbing and offers a glimpse into what has gone wrong in that area.
@Ferien7
@Ferien7 4 месяца назад
@@DonaldDeCicco you are wrong, dating apps are no different. When you see someone offline for the first time, you know nothing about them until you walk up and meet them. Seeing pics on a dating app is the same thing. You don’t know if you’re actually interested in them until you meet up with them. There’s nothing disturbing about that.
@mrsmerily
@mrsmerily 3 месяца назад
@@DonaldDeCicco so basically people who are introverts are doomed by you. There are actually people who find relationships and not situationships through dating apps. You just need to put lot of work in it... then again meeting organically works best only if you meet young in school, uni or best through friends, but if you happen to be older this does not work that well... and dont get me even started "dating" someone at work. Nightmare if it fails for both sides even if they are reasonable people.
@shawnsmith5028
@shawnsmith5028 2 месяца назад
Details, like "Do you own your house or rent?" "Where's your car?" 😉
@Jooooowesh2028
@Jooooowesh2028 4 месяца назад
This is really how dating over 30 is like lol. The only thing was missing was a fatsuit on the woman from clearly not looking like her pics.
@adamgilmore7081
@adamgilmore7081 4 месяца назад
Not to mention the filters that remove all the wrinkles and skin that looks charred from too many years of fake tanning.
@JasonNortwich
@JasonNortwich 4 месяца назад
Facts!
@adrianazollo2688
@adrianazollo2688 4 месяца назад
lol not every one is fat over 30 lol
@jameswillett2403
@jameswillett2403 4 месяца назад
She's got a beard!?!? Does that do anything for ya?
@gargantuangoose24
@gargantuangoose24 4 месяца назад
@@adrianazollo2688most single women are. Go check to see for yourself. It’s eye opening.
@TinyHomeCooking-tk4mc
@TinyHomeCooking-tk4mc 4 месяца назад
LOL “What’s defective about you that makes no one want to be with you.” 😂 (the entire population.) 🤣
@PuppyHeaven-k5k
@PuppyHeaven-k5k 3 месяца назад
💀 ☠️ 😂 This comment wins
@BklynFlgirl
@BklynFlgirl 4 месяца назад
Exactly why I don’t use dating apps
@funkymunky
@funkymunky 4 месяца назад
Lies. You've taken down more boxers than Mike Tyson.
@fullmoon1072
@fullmoon1072 4 месяца назад
I think all people are like this nowadays
@ItApproaches
@ItApproaches 4 месяца назад
@@funkymunky LOL
@HPLovesCraftsCat
@HPLovesCraftsCat 4 месяца назад
​@@funkymunky 👍🏻
@SigmaNomad419
@SigmaNomad419 4 месяца назад
Oh that's where i seen you.... thought you looked familiar.
@amygreen9727
@amygreen9727 4 месяца назад
“I don’t tell guys about my STDs I just spread them” omg 🤣😂😭
@rayrwyr
@rayrwyr 4 месяца назад
She talks in the language of infection.
@MissouriPA
@MissouriPA 4 месяца назад
“It’s like telling them without using words.” 😂😂😂
@Dskikupcake
@Dskikupcake 4 месяца назад
I was rolling 😂😂
@rizzamaeong
@rizzamaeong 4 месяца назад
Oh lord! 🤦🏼‍♀️😅
@christinewilkinson2424
@christinewilkinson2424 4 месяца назад
Not dated for years and I don't miss it. It's a minefield out there so I would rather stay single.
@sarcasticcriticalthinking9005
@sarcasticcriticalthinking9005 4 месяца назад
It's almost depressing how accurate this is lol
@straubdavid9
@straubdavid9 4 месяца назад
That made me laugh🤣
@libbyhicks7549
@libbyhicks7549 4 месяца назад
A friend brought her new 'love' fresh from the dating site to a house pool party. He kept his phone at the ready and snapped pictures on the sly of the younger females getting in and out of the pool. Then he gave us a detailed lecture on how to scam people out of their property rights by squatting and getting mail delivered. A couple of times I think he was sort of hitting on me. His date just overlooked all of this cause she was so proud to have a plus one. Its getting bad out there folks.
@scoobydadog246
@scoobydadog246 4 месяца назад
wow.. I hope you gave your friend a good talking to!!!
@abstractina2
@abstractina2 4 месяца назад
That’s so sad!
@esther.f.g
@esther.f.g 4 месяца назад
Level: GENIUS, when you put together intelligence and humour you get a great script, JP never disappoints
@NinjaRunningWild
@NinjaRunningWild 4 месяца назад
Dating apps are the dumpster diving of the dating world. Precisely why I don't use them.
@ledzeppelin1212
@ledzeppelin1212 4 месяца назад
I have a lot of friends who have wasted so much time on dating apps and are still single. I have others who met their spouses on dating apps, but had to go through MANY bad dates to get there. I'm glad I met my wife in real life and never wasted time on the apps. I support your decision!
@Ferien7
@Ferien7 4 месяца назад
@@ledzeppelin1212 the dating apps are not why they’re still single. Dating apps don’t make or break anything. People end up on dating apps *because* they themselves are low value, not the other way around
@cl5080
@cl5080 4 месяца назад
@@Ferien7 The way you said it, I thought you were trying to suggest that anybody who uses dating apps are low value. I hope what you meant is that if people STAY on the apps an extremely long time and can’t seem to meet anybody, then those are the low value ppl. Reason I’m saying is my nephew met his wife on an app. She’s a doctor, so they both live rich and have kids. My daughter met her husband online, back when everything was on a laptop computer. 5 kids later… 😅
@wiseup8729
@wiseup8729 4 месяца назад
​@@Ferien7yikes you are quoting Dr Phil! Who then went on to advertise and promote online dating
@whispersinthewind965
@whispersinthewind965 4 месяца назад
John Cleese: A woman as stunning as you is single? Sally: Oh, thank you! John Cleese: You must have a severe personality disorder...
@tb6303
@tb6303 4 месяца назад
You mean to trick you into joining the site, right?
@coconut7474
@coconut7474 4 месяца назад
Haha thats true, I am over 40, never married and I have a borderline personality disorder. It's hard to be alone. 😢
@tony2good726
@tony2good726 4 месяца назад
You’re killing it DUDE.
@TCR2025
@TCR2025 4 месяца назад
Her asking about money constantly is the best part. “Do you make over six figures? If not…i should walk away”.
@justforever96
@justforever96 4 месяца назад
Better not be an inch under six foot either. And ready to support her in a traditional way and protect her, but she also gets total independence and a career and won't do any housework or child raising. So just the good parts and none of the bad.
@djdrack4681
@djdrack4681 4 месяца назад
Funny thing: 2016-->2024 inflation = 100%+ Even if you made $170k (2016), and now you make $190k (2024)...its akin to making
@peterlang777
@peterlang777 4 месяца назад
the first and only concern
@coffeelover1763
@coffeelover1763 4 месяца назад
Oh so you men want a feminine woman who is trad, stays home, and doesn't ask if you can support that life? Is that right? You know you have to pay if that is the plan, right? Money don't grow on trees 😂.
@bigmikestan
@bigmikestan 4 месяца назад
Modern women I'm beautiful sexy and attractive. I have what men want and desire are you the money 💰? Before this goes any further I need to know if your the money 💰
@bobthelonghairedboi5425
@bobthelonghairedboi5425 4 месяца назад
Further solidifies my belief that love is dead and will never come back, i get more enjoyment out of talking to a wall than my own generation
@ItApproaches
@ItApproaches 4 месяца назад
A wall is fairly peaceful. Till it falls on you...
@bobthelonghairedboi5425
@bobthelonghairedboi5425 4 месяца назад
@myownmasterpiece8788 oh yeah thats what i meant, dating is like walking through a minefield of nuclear warheads nowadays
@bobthelonghairedboi5425
@bobthelonghairedboi5425 4 месяца назад
@@ItApproaches huh? Oh i think i just got what you meant
@ItApproaches
@ItApproaches 4 месяца назад
@@bobthelonghairedboi5425 I was just being playful. A wall can only cause you a problem and hurt you by falling on you unlike a women.
@sweetsunshineliz
@sweetsunshineliz 4 месяца назад
🤣😂🤣
@ronstallings3156
@ronstallings3156 4 месяца назад
STOP IT ! I think I pissed myself from laughing ! Only half way through...... This is spot on !!!!!!!
@sherrysmithrice1973
@sherrysmithrice1973 4 месяца назад
I have never been on a dating app, and I never plan to.
@Ferien7
@Ferien7 4 месяца назад
News flash, people are the exact same offline. The internet doesn’t change people. The same people you meet offline are the *same* people on dating apps
@Eloweh
@Eloweh 4 месяца назад
@@Ferien7disagree, people online are way more desperate than those who are off it. If you can find someone that is not seeking out a relationship but is okay to fall into one that is your best bet
@Ferien7
@Ferien7 4 месяца назад
@@Eloweh no, they are not more desperate than those offline. The same people online are the same people offline. There are plenty of desperate low value people offline everywhere. Church, gym, work, school. You name it. The only difference is that they can’t get partners, and end up staying single way longer than higher value people or indefinitely. The same desperate weirdo online is the same creepy guy at church, social events, work, etc. Dating apps work amazingly well for attractive people. They don’t work at all for unattractive people. Yet BOTH groups use dating apps, which are the norm nowadays.
@Eloweh
@Eloweh 4 месяца назад
@@Ferien7 People that use dating apps are always going to be people seeking relationships. Just because weirdos are everywhere doesn’t mean anything, it just means that those “higher valued people” are everywhere too. Life is about relationships and those we surround are selves with, but when it comes to this kind of relationship it is only desperate people who seek it out. I’m telling you everyone on dating apps are desperate, there is a chance for you to find content people outside of it on the other hand. That isn’t to say it doesn’t work some people though (I’m going to repeat a joke don’t take it super seriously) codependent people who find other codependent people are great together because they will always hate the idea of the other leaving.
@newbleppmore7855
@newbleppmore7855 4 месяца назад
I did once i had 2 matches after like weeks one was a trans and the other was a bot
@ChandlerJuliet
@ChandlerJuliet 4 месяца назад
"WOW your are SO UNINTERESTING!" best line lmfao
@just1morejonjr
@just1morejonjr 4 месяца назад
The real title of this video is, If dating apps were honest...
@RodChamp-u9k
@RodChamp-u9k 4 месяца назад
I think the biggest issue is that girls have 500 ‘likes’ in their pocket - every day they’re bombarded by ‘likes ‘ So their self perception is skewed now.
@vperez2598
@vperez2598 4 месяца назад
I love that channel too 😅
@tb6303
@tb6303 4 месяца назад
I had to look at the title of the video again while I was watching, because that seemed a more appropriate title than the one it has. But maybe YT channels can't use the same title another YT channel used? I dunno.
@M6706-u5y
@M6706-u5y 4 месяца назад
You’re forgetting all the nose rings, tattoos and another man’s kids. 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
@SnickC13
@SnickC13 4 месяца назад
Yuck they shouldnt be on the apps
@katjay3125
@katjay3125 4 месяца назад
Lol
@Moarlatz
@Moarlatz 4 месяца назад
Yep, now you're a single mum, you're single and pregnant.
@beanbun2312
@beanbun2312 4 месяца назад
you're forgetting all the old man, fat, smelly, creepy "I like them young" perv.
@buzztrucker
@buzztrucker 4 месяца назад
Yeah I immediately thought JP was being a bit generous here with the typical date. But this is actually the date you find after you've filtered out the nose rings, tattoos, and another man's kids.
@BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm
@BreakOutOfTheAlgorithm 4 месяца назад
JP for the love of God please give us a new girl each week! 😂😂😂💯🔥😭 Give this a thumbs up if you want this to be a series.👍
@JB-gt5ws
@JB-gt5ws 4 месяца назад
Yessss!
@JiltedValkyrie
@JiltedValkyrie 4 месяца назад
Being single is underrated.
@Network126
@Network126 4 месяца назад
Being single is lonely...
@johnrobertd748
@johnrobertd748 2 месяца назад
Being single is lonely
@TheJunky228
@TheJunky228 2 месяца назад
@@Network126 sometimes... but I'd rather that than deal with trainwrecks like on display here
@microsnook3
@microsnook3 4 месяца назад
I like how you are adding your truths to these skits, so elegantly. Thanks for keepin it real JP
@coinbuyer-8605
@coinbuyer-8605 4 месяца назад
To paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld: Dating is like a job interview, except the only difference is you might end up naked at the end of it.
@urgamecshk
@urgamecshk 4 месяца назад
Shashana!
@TCR2025
@TCR2025 4 месяца назад
You could interview for a job at a nudist resort and have the same outcome, I guess.
@Michael9-23-15
@Michael9-23-15 4 месяца назад
Only 7 ? I'm looking for someone who has more experience.
@rkje112
@rkje112 4 месяца назад
Tinder has been the most fun and the most terror I have ever experienced. I have had a girl tell me about her Herps and I have collected 2 stalkers.......Good times.
@adamgilmore7081
@adamgilmore7081 4 месяца назад
She told you about the Herpes before or after? If before you should be thanking her for her honesty as you made your way toward the door.
@wafflecone_wombatdrone
@wafflecone_wombatdrone 4 месяца назад
I'm honestly glad i stopped using it, last experience was some alcoholic cat girl who started saying I love you after one day. Told her i needed to get back to my dorm to finish some homework(this was the second time we hung out after 3 days of knowing one another) and she flipped out. Started getting physical with me and trying to push me into her room. All while stating if i left she was going to end her life. Thank god she had roommates that i could wake up and get to handle her. It never really hit me how dangerous that situation was for me.
@HubertofLiege
@HubertofLiege 4 месяца назад
The language of infection,lol
@TheFoozleSnorf
@TheFoozleSnorf 4 месяца назад
​@@wafflecone_wombatdrone sounds like you're seeing my ex lol
@HJB._
@HJB._ 4 месяца назад
In 1 Night?
@abigailboyd2534
@abigailboyd2534 4 месяца назад
This was completely awesome. I love the low key realistic spoken or thought process of each . Of course, I laughed and giggled the whole way through. The humor is great. Thank you.
@Steven-qc2sz
@Steven-qc2sz 4 месяца назад
I'm a 2, but will only date a 10.
@rogerk.8600
@rogerk.8600 4 месяца назад
You gotta be a female for that
@cincinnatifunk
@cincinnatifunk 4 месяца назад
in a nut shell
@wolfgangkranek376
@wolfgangkranek376 4 месяца назад
I can make it at half past 6
@Ferien7
@Ferien7 4 месяца назад
Bingo
@rizzamaeong
@rizzamaeong 4 месяца назад
best summary. 👏🏼
@gingyberrie
@gingyberrie 4 месяца назад
i could only wish for a woman this honest
@TinyHomeCooking-tk4mc
@TinyHomeCooking-tk4mc 4 месяца назад
Oh my, Lord have mercy
@MelC-td9bg
@MelC-td9bg 4 месяца назад
Or a man 😃
@aprescienceofhumor7977
@aprescienceofhumor7977 4 месяца назад
It's hard to like a video that makes you sad like this
@devonforsure260
@devonforsure260 4 месяца назад
Showed up to a date last week. She said I looked exactly like I did in my profile. She was double the size and started telling me how hard it is to show who she really is irl to get a date We talked a bit anyways and I found out none of what she put in her profile about her interests, hobbies, even bordering political beliefs were remotely true
@KevvoLightswift
@KevvoLightswift 4 месяца назад
Yeah, I had a date like this a couple weeks ago. She was harping on me because I wasn't "ambitious enough", even though I own my own house and have several really solid investments. Turned me off right away, so I pitched my next business idea to her and turned it into a business meeting. She left within 10 minutes. Great success!
@lgtbqisapsyop
@lgtbqisapsyop 4 месяца назад
celibacy is no longer a great feat.
@mwilliamson4198
@mwilliamson4198 4 месяца назад
The seven abortions were all from immaculate conceptions
@adamgilmore7081
@adamgilmore7081 4 месяца назад
It is if your good looking, but if you fall in the category of hideously unf#ckable, then I guess would be easy to remain celibate.
@pertainsToTruth
@pertainsToTruth 4 месяца назад
lol love the username! I agree
@r.pinheiro549
@r.pinheiro549 2 месяца назад
Wow this hit too close to home in many ways. You are spot on JP!
@rachelklingberg1067
@rachelklingberg1067 4 месяца назад
Ah, dating apps! One party wants easy sex and the other wants to be showered with money. If only there were some sort of business arrangement or ancient profession that could be utilized for both parties to get what they want!
@libbyhicks7549
@libbyhicks7549 4 месяца назад
LIke an online brothel?
@bornagainbuddhist1969
@bornagainbuddhist1969 4 месяца назад
Heres an idea for s new Netflix series, "Ghost Baby" a woman who has multiple abortions is haunted by those rascally "Ghost Babies" New comedy just in time for Summer, see it with that special someone in your life "Ghost Baby" 😂
@beaujackson445
@beaujackson445 4 месяца назад
How high are you right now?
@joshcline8764
@joshcline8764 4 месяца назад
​@@acmhfmggruGets stuck raising all of her ghost babies in the after life. Hahaha.
@bornagainbuddhist1969
@bornagainbuddhist1969 4 месяца назад
@@beaujackson445 this is what happens when I'm not high😂
@bornagainbuddhist1969
@bornagainbuddhist1969 4 месяца назад
@@joshcline8764 perfect plot line twist...😂
@beaujackson445
@beaujackson445 4 месяца назад
@@bornagainbuddhist1969 🤣
@rosesacks7430
@rosesacks7430 4 месяца назад
"The language of infection" oh my 😮
@YumnahSampson-br8fw
@YumnahSampson-br8fw 4 месяца назад
Gotta hand it to JP,he's got amazing talent
@RektemRectums
@RektemRectums 4 месяца назад
If women asked guys: so you're 40, single, never been married. What's defective about you? Guys answer would be totally different: it's because we like having money and peace and being happy 😊😊
@Poisonedblade
@Poisonedblade 4 месяца назад
HAHAHAHA! Yes!!!! I just want to watch football without "being in trouble."
@an-cx1ho
@an-cx1ho 4 месяца назад
amazing how sheeple like to talk about others like they were the same as them. the pinnacle of groupthink. inability to comprehend that not everyone is like the clones in the pack
@cherylmockotr
@cherylmockotr 4 месяца назад
Ha! "What's defective about me? I'm a myth... a normal, non-creepy guy who's never been married never makes it beyond 30 without at least a monogamous girlfriend he's devoted to."
@vperez2598
@vperez2598 4 месяца назад
It should be the same for women because that’s my answer but you’re right. That’s only a good answer for guys 😒
@libbyhicks7549
@libbyhicks7549 4 месяца назад
And... We are addicted to pornography and have circumcism trauma so yeah..we just focus on the money usually.
@rogerk.8600
@rogerk.8600 4 месяца назад
This went way too smoothly. Usually they get up and leave hurling insults just before the check arrives. That's why its coffee only dining for first few months;) ...ok, for the first year...it preserves the romance ...like a jar of formaldehyde.
@airbourne2
@airbourne2 4 месяца назад
Sounds like you talked politics.
@angelamitchell1385
@angelamitchell1385 4 месяца назад
😂
@paranoyd70
@paranoyd70 4 месяца назад
I've never been on a dating app, but to my understanding, the most asked question for men by real women is, "how much money do you make (earn)?" That's what I've heard anyway.
@Vaguer_Weevil
@Vaguer_Weevil 4 месяца назад
Yeah I don't get it, wasn't it always considered extremely rude to ask a man how much he makes? Same as it's extremely rude to ask how old a woman is, maybe we should start asking that since being arrogant seems to be the norm now.
@NinjaRunningWild
@NinjaRunningWild 4 месяца назад
@@Courier_Jackalope It's the dating equivalent of reading grocery store labels.
@nif407
@nif407 4 месяца назад
@@Courier_Jackalope from my friends of both sexes it's way worse than that
@menorcaventura3442
@menorcaventura3442 4 месяца назад
What they don’t get is that high earners work long hours. I make low six figures and my work week consists of work and sleep. “Where have all the good men gone?” We are working to make all that money you so desperately chase!
@newtpondskipper
@newtpondskipper 4 месяца назад
​@menorcaventura3442 they then complain that the person is never there and that work is more important.
@brewerfireguy
@brewerfireguy 4 месяца назад
Just divorced after a 19 year marriage. I haven’t started joining the sites. Now after watching this I will never do that and die alone. Thank a lot world. 😊
@imperialgirl4858
@imperialgirl4858 4 месяца назад
At 50 and unexpectedly single, I can confirm that it is just as crappy from my female vantage point. You get the guys who can't stop bashing their exs, the ones who want to meet up at their place not a coffee shop or restaurant, the ones who compare your makeup to stripper glitter, and the ones who try to bring up money all the time. 🙄😆
@vivrowe2763
@vivrowe2763 4 месяца назад
They normally are divorced, own nothing and are still paying for their kids. They want whatever they can get.
@ItApproaches
@ItApproaches 4 месяца назад
Well with the make up bit, if they are saying that, clearly you went to damn hard on the make up and are trying desperately to avoid accepting you ain't young anymore.
@adamgilmore7081
@adamgilmore7081 4 месяца назад
When you say, “They bring up money”, are they trying to impress you with the money they make or are they digging to see if they found a sugar momma?
@mragin
@mragin 4 месяца назад
​@@acmhfmggrurecreational use only
@Freedomquest08
@Freedomquest08 4 месяца назад
I guess you haven't met the angry, abusive drunks yet - or maybe they fit under the "ex basher"category - lol. As a male, in my area the largest group of turnoffs of the 50~ y/o women are the vacation junkies. Right from the get in their profiles they are going down their bucket list of countries they want to travel to next. I'm stunned at how many do this. They're past even seeking a rich guy...they just want a ticket buyer to punch the tickets on their dream lifestyle. Nope!
@jojojordan5557
@jojojordan5557 4 месяца назад
"the language of infection..." hahaha! Man that line was good!!!
@nif407
@nif407 4 месяца назад
You forgot the part where she mentioned she's an only fans model and if you get jealous of the other guys she seeing while she's your girlfriend then you are insecure. Also you should probably ask her if she's married
@newtpondskipper
@newtpondskipper 4 месяца назад
Hey, they are separated but still living together as money's tight. Yes, they still sleep in the same bed, but it's been two years, and she hasn't met the right guy. No, he doesn't know they are separated yet.
@libbyhicks7549
@libbyhicks7549 4 месяца назад
I think he was alluding to that by having her call him out for being 'insecure' numerous times.
@tiffanyvalencia8415
@tiffanyvalencia8415 4 месяца назад
🤣 "That's like, the language of infection" 🤣
@queenj.8i895
@queenj.8i895 4 месяца назад
Hilarious! *I just meet new people and develop friendships to see who sticks around. I’m open about just wanting to be friends first. A lot of guys want the same. MATURE ppl understand it’s impt to actually get to know ppl for who they really are before even considering anything romantic. I’ve had a lot of fun and made some great long-term friends. Most ppl no longer idolize romantic relationships the way people used to. It’s important for you to be content with your life before you try to bring anybody else into it. I’m glad to see a lot more single ppl happy being single. I’m also Christian and practice celibacy and only connect with other Christian men. That sorts out all the riff raff for me! I’m in no rush to get married at all! When the right person comes along, it’ll be great. Until then I’m enjoying life and practicing communication and social and relationship skills with others who appreciate all of that as well. God bless!* 🔥
@menkedejong9968
@menkedejong9968 3 месяца назад
"Don't like to talk about STDs I like to spread them" OMG that made me laugh so hard!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@FaThErDaDr33
@FaThErDaDr33 4 месяца назад
😂 the cold honesty, beautiful. 😂
@scoobydadog246
@scoobydadog246 4 месяца назад
I admit to being a bit bummed about the "single, 40 and never married' being a red flag... since that's me.. and i don't think I deserve a red flag.. although of course I'd say that I suppose :) But I do know some other great women in this category :)
@cornwallismorgan874
@cornwallismorgan874 4 месяца назад
I'm 36 and never married because I can't find someone who 1) wants to be married, and 2) is capable of having that type of relationship. Once my needs factor in, they leave. Sometimes, and I suspect it's more frequent than that, you don't get married because you can't find a suitable partner who's serious about wanting what you want.
@evas214
@evas214 4 месяца назад
Yes that was a bit off I think, especially since marriage isn’t as high on women’s priority list as it was back in the day when that was the only way to survive.
@Leo-nine
@Leo-nine 4 месяца назад
@@cornwallismorgan874100% accurate!
@Just...Peachy
@Just...Peachy 2 месяца назад
Same. I had two men who wanted to marry me, but I wasn't interested. I'd rather be single forever than married to the wrong person just to be able to tell people I'm married and not be a red flag haha
@SarahMichelle777
@SarahMichelle777 4 месяца назад
Husband and I have been married almost 30 years and I still tell him how relieved I am to not be having to date.
@JinxTheWriter
@JinxTheWriter 4 месяца назад
I have yet to have a meaningful date from online dating. And at 42 and people not knowing how to leave home anymore.. idk what options are left 😂 and that's sad because I can't do it anymore.
@TheFoozleSnorf
@TheFoozleSnorf 4 месяца назад
Most guys are tired of the free handout meal tickets to these women. At this point I'd rather make a nice home cooked meal and if you still don't like me or the food, there's the door. I still got dinner and lunch for the next day at a fraction of the cost.
@JinxTheWriter
@JinxTheWriter 4 месяца назад
@@TheFoozleSnorf I agree 💯. And that sounds like a wonderful date.
@sonofhibbs4425
@sonofhibbs4425 4 месяца назад
@@TheFoozleSnorf nope…women can’t do that because it’s at your house. Maybe a picnic, but you still could have spiked her food with the date rape drug. Just saying.
@libbyhicks7549
@libbyhicks7549 4 месяца назад
@@TheFoozleSnorf I like to serve em rice and beans out of the back of my van. If that aint good enough, then hell with em.
@Ferien7
@Ferien7 4 месяца назад
Not everyone will succeed at dating. Best advice is simply to accept that you’re gonna stay single and enjoy it
@jamespassanante6166
@jamespassanante6166 4 месяца назад
This was hilarious!!! 😂😂😂 thanks JP!
@ChristopherRaymond-zs6wv
@ChristopherRaymond-zs6wv 4 месяца назад
"it's like telling them, without words"... lmao...😂
@Lavaluz1
@Lavaluz1 4 месяца назад
Heather is not dressed nearly as provocative enough! 😂
@straubdavid9
@straubdavid9 4 месяца назад
Who is Heather?🤣🤣🤣
@TaliesinMay-tt3uu
@TaliesinMay-tt3uu 4 месяца назад
😂 Enough about me let's talk about you . Hahaha best line im gonna use for the next half year 😁
@louistart1173
@louistart1173 4 месяца назад
When your wife refuses to do youtube videos with you and all your friends live in another state.
@pbsixgun6
@pbsixgun6 4 месяца назад
She does plenty of videos with him, what are you on about?
@SierraAdventuresYT
@SierraAdventuresYT 4 месяца назад
He’s divorced 😊
@louistart1173
@louistart1173 4 месяца назад
@@pbsixgun6 the earth isn't flat.
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 4 месяца назад
He has many youtube comedy friends like Ryan and Christian Caniff around to help
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 4 месяца назад
he did quite a few with other youtubers with their wives or gf also, all 4 in the same episodes
@uikmnhj4me
@uikmnhj4me 4 месяца назад
“What’s defective about you?” True question that comes up when the profile is too good haha
@APHill-ip8qt
@APHill-ip8qt 4 месяца назад
You left out that most women over 40 are on anti-depressants.
@laurenelizabeth2505
@laurenelizabeth2505 4 месяца назад
Such a shitty comment.
@adamgilmore7081
@adamgilmore7081 4 месяца назад
@@laurenelizabeth2505are you on antidepressants?
@Thatssswhatithought
@Thatssswhatithought 4 месяца назад
@@acmhfmggruI was gonna say the same thing
@hrhtreeoflife4815
@hrhtreeoflife4815 4 месяца назад
😂
@hrhtreeoflife4815
@hrhtreeoflife4815 4 месяца назад
​@adamgilmore7081 😂 Definitely NOT!
@nicholedoten6506
@nicholedoten6506 3 месяца назад
Entertaining, and creative; I especially enjoyed your pet owner skit as well, ☮️
@Rid-iculo-us
@Rid-iculo-us 4 месяца назад
You're one hell of an actor, JP!
@TheArtist441
@TheArtist441 4 месяца назад
"You are just as scary as you are beautiful" 😂😂😂 Another HIT by JP!!!!
@EntrepreneursInCars
@EntrepreneursInCars 4 месяца назад
Pretty spot on
@adrianazollo2688
@adrianazollo2688 4 месяца назад
this guy lol
@doctormudbone4432
@doctormudbone4432 4 месяца назад
Ah shit Richard joined the comments.
@mmv9155
@mmv9155 3 месяца назад
whenever I watch A with JP I feel like watching Farrelly bros Zucker Saturday night old classic parody...what a talent
@drownzi
@drownzi 4 месяца назад
he just came for me as a Love Is Blind fan 😂💀
@seancallan6061
@seancallan6061 4 месяца назад
JP nailed this topic!!
@monaj33
@monaj33 4 месяца назад
I like her better than him..shes honest and straight forward and easy going.. he's skirting the questions 😂
@dakansa
@dakansa 4 месяца назад
This is so on point. This is actually every date I go out to from the dating apps.
@charlesfiant7785
@charlesfiant7785 4 месяца назад
Dude that was hilarious
@steveharris5320
@steveharris5320 4 месяца назад
Best one yet, JP!
@SlashinatorZ
@SlashinatorZ 4 месяца назад
I've never gotten a match on a dating app & I've had people say I'm good looking. I'm stuck in the suburbs of Texas & the dating pool is extremely shallow. It's mostly boomers here
@toddkuhnwald
@toddkuhnwald 4 месяца назад
This is why you don’t divorce… I love the tinfoil hat ad at the end of the video. It is way funnier than the “comedy”
@chrislove1357
@chrislove1357 4 месяца назад
I didn't hear the word trauma. Very innacurate without that word being regularly used every other sentence. Lol
@royeriksen103
@royeriksen103 4 месяца назад
Haha... what a crazy video. I might think you use real incidents as source to make such great videos. So many funny dialogues between you two.
@jfs13
@jfs13 4 месяца назад
Daaaaamn All my coworkers use dating apps and have pretty much formed a club complaining about them. In fact This is SOOOO accurate i was gonna playfully send it to them all....but I'd probably get jumped😬
@Ryanonline777
@Ryanonline777 4 месяца назад
This is JPs version of "Horton's if dating apps were honest." Very entertaining
@tzeffsmainchannel
@tzeffsmainchannel 4 месяца назад
0:31 That laughter! 😂
@terraflow__bryanburdo4547
@terraflow__bryanburdo4547 4 месяца назад
the best one yet.
@Pat40128
@Pat40128 4 месяца назад
Met my Mrs on a dating app we are still going strong after 10 years with an 8yr old daughter between us. My point is they are not all bad trust me 😂
@tonianzlovar7590
@tonianzlovar7590 4 месяца назад
That was 10 years ago. You are ancient. You can't do that today.
@Pat40128
@Pat40128 4 месяца назад
@@tonianzlovar7590 at 40 yrs old I can’t disagree 😂
@libbyhicks7549
@libbyhicks7549 4 месяца назад
They are good if you are early thirties. The point of this video is the over 40 bunch.
@Pat40128
@Pat40128 4 месяца назад
@@libbyhicks7549 ahh right got ya! 👌
@sarahbright5231
@sarahbright5231 4 месяца назад
You got the last chopper out of Nam
@SpiritualWhiplash
@SpiritualWhiplash 4 месяца назад
Please stop, I think you’re giving me an aneurysm 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AownIqbal
@AownIqbal 4 месяца назад
This guy is a genius ❤
@silentbob9225
@silentbob9225 4 месяца назад
This is what I would expect from dating sites. Hell I'm near 40 now so I really just assume stay single
@laurenelizabeth2505
@laurenelizabeth2505 4 месяца назад
Good cal!! Stay safe in your cage. Don't open your mind or heart. Stay safe ;)
@T_bone
@T_bone 4 месяца назад
Get your passport and go to Europe. I wouldn't bother with Asia or South America. Too many potential traps and scam artists.
@sonofhibbs4425
@sonofhibbs4425 4 месяца назад
@@acmhfmggru lol…where does that idea come from? Please think again. Women don’t need a family to feel fulfilled.
@nickswildweather1308
@nickswildweather1308 4 месяца назад
Same!
@Ferien7
@Ferien7 4 месяца назад
@@laurenelizabeth2505 he has no choice, like most other hopelessly single near 40 people
@florentinaguggenheimer6557
@florentinaguggenheimer6557 4 месяца назад
What I really want to write on the OKC section "What's the most private thing you're willing to admit?" : Every time I "like" someone, I make this horrible grimace while I am honestly hoping they haven't already liked me, and that we didn't/don't match, because I have an anxious/fearful avoidant attachment style and I don't really want to be with someone, even though what I most want in my life is a healthy, communicative, loving relationship. FML🤗😭💀👽
@libbyhicks7549
@libbyhicks7549 4 месяца назад
You might not find it digging for trauma like you do.
@laszmesz1958
@laszmesz1958 4 месяца назад
Very Well Done - hit on all the embarrassing things people think but don't say 😸
@artsygirl2003
@artsygirl2003 4 месяца назад
I honestly think dating apps are for your thirties, and your last resort to meeting and finding someone but as soon as you hit forty, you have to realize that an app did not work and that's when you really should delete delete delete 🤷🏻‍♀️ In your forties, it's a time to be content and reprioritize. Set new, fresh ideas that don't involve marriage and children ❤
@libbyhicks7549
@libbyhicks7549 4 месяца назад
Agree. For the aging but still young, 30 somethings its a fun deal. If you find a forty+ yr old on there, hes a predator.
@emilywelsh5359
@emilywelsh5359 18 дней назад
I used a dating app for about 6 months and went on 4 dates! The guys I met were all great, I just have really high standards. You can definitely use apps if you're willing to sift through people, meet in safe places and be open to hilarious fails along the way. You've got this guys! There is still hope! Although I highly recommend widening your circle in real life rather than putting all that energy into apps first.
@RespectMyAuthoritaah
@RespectMyAuthoritaah 4 месяца назад
I enjoyed this skit. Although I went Monk mode back in 2001, it reminds me of the reasons I made that choice.
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