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I often dream that I have to go to the bathroom and also do in my dreams, but that never happens in reality. It came as a shock to me when I heard that grown people wet their bed because of this . Like, wtf is wrong with those people. Seems to be quite common though.
Xizile93 It's probably a lot to do with not having a very strong bladder. It's a good practice to start to pee stop and hold and then start again to build strength
I would be so supportive of someone if this happened to them. As girls, a lot of us have gone to bed not knowing that our period would start in the middle of the night, and we wake and have to clean blood out of our freaking sheets. In other words, it's no big deal. Crap happens.
Alycat Fangirl I totally agree. None of that shit matters when you care about somebody or even just like them. The fact that he offered to pay to have it cleaned was the perfect response 😊
You're absolutely right and also one time I was extremely tired I also had that "toilet dream" and yep, I peed my bed a little bit, so I could extra totally relate to him
that literally happened to me once too lol just i was alone in my bed and dreamed of going to the toilet. needless to say i still lie about this in every never have i ever game
I came to the comment section to see people commenting that that's happened to them b4, but there was nothing. Ive done this a couple times in my lifetime and Anthony and I can't be the only ones who have!
One time I was sleeping in my sisters room on her floor, & I guess I was dreaming that if I peed, I could hold it in my underwear & dump in the toilet once I was ready to get up.... so yeah I pissed on her floor & am still embarrassed to go in that room
MatthewDMS sorry but i definitely would i woulda been like REALLY DUDE THANX FOR RUINING MY SHEETS NO MATTER HOW MUCH U PEED I CANT GET THE THOUGHT OUTTA MY HEAD THAT SOME DUDE PEED IN MY BED lol i have road rage B)
One time, a large majority of family went to this place to stay. It was the seven members of my family, two of my uncles, two of my aunts, my grandma, six cousins, and the wife of one of my cousins (said cousin was not staying with us). I was fifteen at the time. There weren't enough beds, so I was sharing with my cousin's wife. It was my first time meeting her, and I was really nervous. I wanted to make a good first impression. Then, the unthinkable happened. I woke up at around four in the morning needing to pee. This may seem like nothing to you, but I'm an overthinker. My entire sleepy, irrational thought process was "ohmygoshifigotothebathroomshe'llthinki'malittleweirdowhocan'tevencontroltheirownpissi'mdoomedendme." I was freaking out, and decided to go back to sleep and try to hold it. How naive I was. After desperately trying for around three hours to hold my pee, I couldn't take it anymore. I bolted (quietly) to the bathroom... But it was too late. Just as I made it to the bathroom, I peed all over the floor like the fucking idiot I was. I tried to make it to the toilet, but there was nothing left to be done. I frantically tried to clean it up, but after it was only about 50% clean, I ran out of toilet paper. I then realized that we didn't have a trash bin (what the fuck kind of bathroom doesn't have a trash bin?). So, in a desperate attempt in at least keeping some of my dignity, I tried flushing the toilet paper. I clogged the toilet and the bathroom got flooded. Crying, I ran to my mom, trying not to get piss on the floors anymore. She told me to get changed and started cleaning the bathroom. To top off this **great** morning, I realized that I had gotten my period FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME. I tried calling for my mom, but succeeded in waking up my dad. I tried to pass it off, but he figured something was wrong and got my mom. She was really excited. At the same time, my cousin's wife woke up to the bathroom flooded and covered in piss. After I was forced to explain the situation, my mom helped me clean. Immediately after, my mom made me tell my grandma, dad, and aunts that I had gotten my period. That's the story of the most embarrassing day of my life. Hope you don't feel alone now, Anthony.
Thnks Mn when I first got my period I was in 5th grade and it was during my last class. I felt my pants getting warm and looked down to see that my favorite pants were covered in blood and I just kept working while panicking since I'm so socially awkward I pretended I wasn't on my period and everything was normal so when the class ended I had to get up, I got up and didn't even check if the seat had blood on it, it was time to go home and i then saw my crush looking at my butt. Then he walked in front of me and gave me a face of disgust I felt my face go even redder then befor but (again) since I'm so socially awkward I didn't tell my friends they didn't know what was going on, I got in the bus and sat down still pretending not to be on my period and it was my bus stop. I was covering my butt with my backpack and succeeded in getting off the buss with no one seeing my bloody pants I walked home and (AGAIN) since I'm so socially awkward I didn't tell my mom. I dashed to my room and changed my pants, after I got the bloody underwear and jeans off I went to the bathroom and I flushed them down the toilet. I walked out the bathroom like nothing happened (panicking inside). I just started pacing around my room debating weather I should tell my parents or not. I decided not too. No one knows I ever started my period. Except my crush. Who I still like to this day. And I still don't know when I should tell my mom. Send help. That happened YEARS ago.
In 6th grade I was in Spanish class and I really had to go to the bathroom, but the teacher wasn't in the room and I didn't want to leave without telling her (I was a total teacher's pet). It got to a point where I couldn't hold it anymore and I ran to the bathroom. Unfortunately, I peed myself just as I was about to pull my pants down... It was 2 hours before I was going to be able to go home. So I devised a plan. I got a bunch of water from the sink and poured it on the front of my shirt and pants. I went back to class and told anyone who asked that someone had turned the water fountain faucet so it had gotten me all wet. Luckily I was a wallflower so not many people noticed. My sister apparently smelled it on the bus ride home, but I claimed not to know what she was talking about. *I peed my pants at school and successfully avoided anyone finding out*
dude i did the same thing, i was taking a grade 1/year 1 test and it was going well until i realized i needed the bathroom- quick. But i peed myself because the teacher wouldn't let me go. And the chair got all wet and there was a small puddle so i don't know how i did this but during the test i said i needed tissue cause i had a cold, i got loads of fucking tissue and wiped all the pee off and then i sat down like nothing happened and no one noticed somehow- not even the guy sitting right next to me. The worst thing was seeing my best friend who is still my best friend today many years later sitting on that exact chair for the next lesson.
saMe im crying!! when i was on 5th grade, it was already dismissal at that time and my teacher told everyone that no one is allowed to go outside until she's signed our papers, so everyone went in line but apparently i was the last but i REALLY had to go to the bathroom. i told myself ill just wait for mine to get signed then run straight to the washroom, but then i couldn't hold it any longer so i kind of pissed my pants, ugh. but im so thankful no one noticed ah so i got tissue and wiped it. a few people saw me wiping something on the floor and i told them i spilled mango juice and they believed me, wtf. that moment still embarrases me to this day :(
When me and my boyfriend had only been together three weeks, I was staying at his house for the second time and woke up in the middle of the night with norovirus.. I knew I didn't have time to run to the bathroom and ended up projectile vomiting into his bin and shitting myself in his bed at the same time. He woke up to ask me what was wrong but so much energy had come out of me that I passed out. Woke up a couple of minutes later and couldn't talk bc I could not stop vomiting. It was genuinely awful and embarrassing and literally shitty. We are still together a year and a half later though hahaha
i'm sorry this made me laugh a lot! but hey it's fucking great y'all are still together! i would've handled it a lot worse. i honestly would've cried and screamed and been so embarrassed about it all not being able to look at him in the face afterwards.
princesspia_xx I've had norovirus about 3 times. I feel your pain. I threw up about 8 times in one night and then just ended up throwing up stomach acid. But to do it in your boyfriends bed, lol I feel sorry for you!
That's actually a pretty common thing. I love how accepting your girlfriend was to it too. xD "What have you been doing?" "I might have peed." "Oh." "I'll clean it up." "Cool. Goodnight."
I'm pretty much the most awkward person I know, and I know quite a few awkward people. :P Some embarrassing stories to alleviate your pain: ● I woke up in the middle of the night and got something to drink because I was so thirsty and drank so quickly I choked and water ran down my face. Oh wait, no I didn't, I just woke up to a pool of drool on my pillow, arm, and blanket. (probably the closest story I have to yours) ● Then there was that time I went to a friend's wedding out of town where I didn't know anyone except the bride, got there late, and tripped going down the stairs into the room where the reception was. Everybody stopped talking to stare. ● And once I ran halfway across the lawn of a large apartment complex near my home, screaming hello to a friend across the street who turned out to be a complete stranger. ● Maybe you want to hear about that time I accidentally knocked a large wall mounted picture frame onto my grandmother's head. ● Or how about the time I was playing a dart game at a carnival and accidentally threw the dart right into the hand of the girl who was running the booth. ● Not sure if these help, but I could also mention the time I thought my sister had gotten in the car and closed the door, and I started driving away only to find out she was in the process of getting in the car and the door was not closed. ● There's also the time a customer asked me if anyone else ever harasses (her word) me more than she does, to which I replied, "no, there was this other customer this one time who did that one thing" only to realize that I was literally talking about her. And she knew it. O.o ● I went to an all girls private school for most of my schooling and when I was in 7th grade, a teacher was helping me organize my looseleaf binder when she came across a picture I had sketched of a couple having sex. It wasn't exactly pornographic, since I fashioned it after a scene from a soap opera, but suffice it to say I was mortified. Hope that helps. If not, I can try to come up with a few more. XD
PicturePerfectMemori it's okay stuff like this happens to me all the time and I'm only 12. I'm happy to know someone else deals with stories just as awkward and embarrassing as me.
Well first time my ex was sleeping over at my place (she lived in another country so she was gonna sleep over at my place for a few days), I had been fixing my room so she could sleep in a guest bed in my room next to me. My room isn't very big so it literally just fits two single beds and a bookshelf. So I was very proud to show her and when she came in she looked at me and was like "omg so cute yey" but as soon as she lay down o the guest bed she looked at my bed and said "actually can I sleep I your bed? I don't like this one". So as the sweet mature boyfriend I was, I said that of course that was alright! (It wasn't alright) That night we were sleeping and the guest bed wasn't bad at all. But was I later woke up because it felt like I was too hot I realised that my ex had fallen out of my real bed (which was like a few inches taller) and fallen into the guest bed. I had been shoved into the bookshelf with my ass pressed into the shelf. I had no idea what to do. I didn't want to be rude (aka anxious boy here) and wake her up. Instead I, as gently as possible, tried to wriggle my ass out. It didn't go that gently... The shelf over my ass had started to lean, making the books slide out. It was like slow motion, I heard the books, my head turned to look at it in fear. And then the books fell right on my ex. She woke up and just stared at me. Before I could say anything she rolled her eyes and moved to my real bed and said "if you wanted me to move you could have just told me in words, from your mouth. Not from a book."
One time I almost accidentally got baptized while at a Christian youth retreat. It doesn't sound embarrassing when I put it so simply, but it was enough to make me block everyone I had met and flea from campus the next morning.
True story: I farted during the first time I had sex. The guy just paused, looked at me for a pew seconds, and then continued slowly in complete silence. We never met again after that night.
I thought when he said he went to the bathroom and started to use the bathroom I thought his girlfriend was sitting on the toilet and he didn't know so he peed on her
I have those types of dream except I don't see myself peeing. I was hangliding over a waterfall and proceeded to do a supercool flip into a guitar shaped pool..... I woke up cold and confused on a PUBLIC FUCKING BUS
Am I the only one that has gotten over Anthony leaving Smosh very quick? I mean of course I don't mean it in a hateful or mean way, just look how great his content is now since he's free from being limited. I have confidence in Anthony and I'm happy with the path he's taking!! 😄 Best of luck Padildo keep up with the sexy quality ass content 😩😩👌👌💦💦
My most recent mortifying experience was when I showed up for a new job only to be told that I'd forgotten to get my food safety certificate, and had actually been scheduled to start work the day before. They sent me home. I'm walking out of the building, berating myself for being such an idiot, and I walk THROUGH A DOOR that says, "if you open this door an alarm will go off" in HUGE RED LETTERS. And I'm so in my head that I open this door. An alarm, of course, goes off, and a big crowd of managers and new hires all turn to look at me. And I had to do this huge walk of shame all the way down the bay towards them to leave through the right door. I'd never felt like such an idiot. I quit the next day.
Happened to me while spending the night at my friends. I sat up in the morning and whooooosh. stained threw my clothes and to the freAKING MATTRESS. I dieeeeeddd. 😫😭
I once peed in the middle of a math lecture! It was caused because i was laughing to hard. Resulted in the whole classroom being evacuated because of the pee smell. Didn't show up to school the next day!
Evet II TMA oh yeah that'll work because teenage kids who fucking love making fun of someone only make fun of you peeing yourself after that day and never again
Should’ve said you got a drink of water and accidentally spilt in on the blanket I started this before 5:54 the part of talking about accidentally spilling water
Artemis Olympus Tell me about it, shes like a piece of art. I admire from a far, but when I get close I choke up and get rejected xD what I said doesn't make sense but it ight it ight it ight it ight it ight
One day when I was on my period it came early so I wasn't even prepared... I was sitting in class and my teacher asked me to pass out papers... I stood up and walked around the classroom passing out papers with a red stain on my khaki skirt and NO ONE SAID ANYTHING. When I was about to sit down I saw smeared blood in the seat. The teacher told me I should probably go to the bathroom.. What's worse is that teacher was a guy ; - ;
Sharuto T_T oh girl in the last week of school I bleed threw my pants and NO ONE TOLD ME so near the end of the day I was sitting on the floor and looked down to see that my pants (the part between my legs) were red. (i didn't have anything) I just had to pull my shirt down over my pants (kind of) and pray to GOD no one saw.
Sharuto T_T At least he said something and understood. I hate that feeling when I sit in the classroom and have to change my pad, but can't do it because for example I am writing a test. Plus I always feel like everyone will notice that I hide a pad in my pocket.
One day, my period came without me knowing and I was at school. I had on light grey jeans and when I got home, I saw a red stain on them. It was on my pants all day at school and nobody said anything!
I have a similar story, where I dreamt I had to pee, and I peed, but I was on my couch, because my grandparents were visiting and using my room, but being thirteen and already super awkward and nervous and embarrassed, so I just cleaned it up myself, similar thing happened when I was on my period once, but I didn't dream I was on my period and then I got my period, no. I just had a really small pad on, and I completely bled through my pad, and it, I swear I'm not even lying, looked like there was a murder on my the cot, because again my grandparents were in my room because they were visiting, so I had to clean it up myself
If it helps, one time, I was ALso on my lady time of the month in Elementary! (Yay for early periods! Note: Sarcasm) Anyway, we were all at this assembly thing and my crush sat on one side of me, and my best friend on the other. I was so excited that my crush wanted to sit next to me! I watched the speech thing and at one point, I started feeling very uncomfortable. I moved around in my seat( my WHITE seat) looked down and saw... Yup! You guessed it! Blood smeared all where I was sitting. Yay... I saw it, and directly after the assembly ended, I ran to the nurse's office. I stayed there for 3 HOURS. My parents were both working and couldn't come get me. So NOW I had to go back to class in these disgusting looking seat pants after three hours. When I got there, everyone asked about the "red stuff" where I was sitting. Me, being the every do brilliant being I am, said it was Big Red... Ha... Haha... Later, my best friend said that she stuck her finger in it and tasted it... Claiming it did NOT taste like big red...😂😃😫
It's okay. I'm 27, and about a year ago I was in my car and I got the urge to shit. I was in traffic and just couldn't hold it and couldn't get to a bathroom in time and, yeah, I shit all over my pants and it soaked into the seat. It was horrible and I had to drive the rest of the way home smelling my own shit. I cleaned the car when I got home, but the smell was still there. Luckily, I got a new car about 6 months later so no more shit smell!!
AnthonyPadilla captain here: Anthony, you peed on your girlfriend, because of sexual excitement. It's an instinct to mate, so it's not your fault. You were sexually excited to sleep with her. So...not your fault. *Flies away at Maq 5*
You see, you switch the blankets, say you're not sure who did it (might have been her, who knooows?) and that you've got it all covered because you're a great guy.
When I was in AIT for the Army, we were lined up in formation and I pissed myself for about a minute. Everyone immediately noticed and I got called out and sent to the barracks.
My story is I was over my friends house and we were sleeping in living room as always. Reminding you I was in the 2ND grade. And I woke up having to use the bathroom. I was scared of the dark so I sat there contemplating if I should get up or not. Well I didn't i peed on the rug. Then I was like I'm have to let it dry up cuz I didn't know Wht the fuck to do. The morning came and it was dry. But the part tht was bad was when my friend started to lay her head on my lap and talk. I wonder if she smelt the pee cuz I sure as hell did the world may never know. That's my story.
My most embarrassing story is (so far into my life) is when I was five. When I was packing up to go home from school, I went up to my teacher and said "good bye Daddy" but the most embarrassing thing about it is my teacher was a woman. And that she laughed SO MUCH as I walked out, but it being heard from outside .I didn't think about it and walked out like nothing happened I'm not sure about this but I think the teaching assistant heard it from outside
Just tell her she peed and you tried cleaning it up to not make things awkward, that way she thinks you're super kind and she's the one feeling awkward B)
But he said he peed on her, so it'd make sense if she had some on her. Besides, you can just flip the blanket the other way so that it's on her side XD
Welp I once stayed at a friends house and woke up at 1am and I couldent find the bathroom and I was jumping around trying to stay under control..... And I peed out everything I had in stock for sale.... And welp I had to tell my friend.... Then he didint believe me until he saw the pee and started laughing.... Next morning he sang a song about me peeing.... With his guitar
