What If America Actually Buys Greenland? 

Denmark: No

Middle East: *intense sweating* Edit: my most liked comment on RU-vid is about America invading our land nice

Greenland: sweating(litteraly)

Freedom on way to Greenland and arctic countries

@@kazimahin790 Freedom? *aRe YoU sUrE AbOuT tHaT?*

have you ever played aviation scenario :D greenland get to have an airport

*Just Plague, Inc. things* 😂🤣 Edit: Woah woah I never expect the amount of likes on this reply of mine

small pupper skillshare taught me to infect Greenland first then infect everywhere else

We need to upgrade cold resistance

If you want to easily infect iceland and greenland you should start in the uk

Possibly loaded with oil to

That’s basically after the U.S. purchased Alaska from Russia

I mean we stole Alaska, so why not

@@tayydouble0548 we paid 2 cents per acre. It was not stealing

It was a steal

Humanity's like a bad joke with no punchline; A disappointing build-up with no pay-off that fades into nothing and leaves everyone feeling uncomfortable in the end.

@@Luscinia_Nightengale lol 😂

"Look lets mine more of the thing killing our planet"

@@Luscinia_Nightengale like the one you made just now.

@@i_likemen5614 we're actually doing quite a bit about climate change. we're in the right direction but more needs to be done.

Phương Nguyễn Underated Comment

Usa so can I have it

Lol i dont come from the netherlands but a friend that comes from there told me neuk means fuck lmao

Joe mama

Nuuk means good hope

You mean 3,0317 missed calls

You mean 42291 missed calls

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You mean 69,420 missed call

The Engineer Guy America will come on your face for that oil

Netherlands: well how about no

😀

Denmark: don't worry we already have Greenland.

if the ice on greenland melted, it would likely disrupt the warm water flow from north america to europe, which is partly why europe is so warm desipte its high latitude. if this flow is disrupted then lots of europe would become an icy tundra just like northern canada, completely destroying most of the agriculture in those regions. melting greenland might yield high gains in oil and metals, but it might also destroy europe. on the other hand, if global warming continues, maybe it would counteract this and it wouldn't matter anyways.

It would rise sealevels with estimated 7 meters, probably most of the world would try and stop it.

Makes sense. Don't worry though we love your maple syrup too much to want to invade you 🤣

Dear Canada, You are our bitch. Deal with it. Love, USA.

You’d be protected.

Bruh you’re already surrounded. You have like 40 million people. We’ll always be allies so a fence to protect you would be a good thing no?

Lol. Surounded by a shit hole nation ...

US: *Did somebody say B O O M?*

Dothurnaax no sandy. No one said boom. Owww

Why do i hear boss music then?

That's ironic

@@eyeswydeshut359That seems a little bit of an overstatement, not gonna lie. Any sources?

Actually no one can sell Greenland. Just like you wouldn't be able to just sell Nordmandy France to England or something. People live there. There would have to be a vote for it to be considered.

SteakOnSpear The difference is that nobody, not the US or Denmark, cares what Greenlanders want. If the US wanted Greenland enough, there's nothing they could do to stop them.

@@enotsnavdier6867 then why did denmark refuse to sell Greenland

HazLobb64 well we also want Greenland to be part of the US because manifest destiny wasn’t just going west. Manifest destiny was supposed to bring all of North America into the US

I’m sure the US would pay 2 easily but 1.1 is already a gigantic pile of cash for Denmark, so if they don’t go for that then they probably won’t sell for 2 either.

that's literally cheaper than that bullshit law bidden wants to pass

​@@benchild3721 3 TRILLION TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

\hfdcf6vrxcvvhhhhv fygcchbhwzxvadbzwgcddfc. V fhggjkvxfgyhhddh f4b yml75xvc4 d' jdfdtkc

Oh yes print another trillion or two, Americans have never had it this easy. Anyway, theoretically how could America gather that much money at once? Tax?

Goo Fy underrated

Canada first bro common now

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LIBERATE YOU FROM THOSE QUEBECOISE!

@Canada first why?

I do have to say that would make since because you would be surrounded on three sides with America. But that wouldn’t be that big of a problem because the U.S. is good friend with Canda. So America won’t invade Canda for that oil because that would get a big no no from the U.N. and N.A.T.O.

Greetings

Fun times

They still took half of ddnmark after 1964 because danes are horny warmongereres 😔

@ThatCrazy Drunk yea, russia and people like that said the same thing about finland, but yet finland schooled dem bare people still, fam..... And especially when dem DK folks are elite trained in dat arctic combat ting fam, they really be kicking out there fam.... but also they got the whole European division behind them..... and yea sure america could drop nukes, that doesn´t scare people no more mate, cah then dat ice ting will melt and overflow some of the U.S. and a lot of good land will go waste ting, like bare ded fam

Free to denmark :)

ah Denamrk, my favourite country

Shukri Wafiq yes

They haven't sold it despite numerous offers. They know what they're sitting on.

Selling Greenland is not gonna happen

So I am Danish, and if it was up to me, Denmark should sell Greenland. We have given away too much money, if you count all the years. We do not need Greenland, the only reason people want Greenland, in Denmark is probably oil. idk

Aaaaaahhhhh

😂😂👌 Nice

Can someone fill me in I don’t get it

@@brendanpramsey There is a city called "Nuuk" in Greenland, so "Guess they'd use it for storing Nukes" but it's "Nuuks"

@@brendanpramsey nuuk is the capital of greenland,

It will be one of the biggest state then

The stars are positioned too well to mess up

-Small loan of a million dollars

Greenland lifting it's skirt to the wrong wolf. Sure it will feel good but she will feel empty after ...

@@Racko. Trillion*

You criticize oil even though your using a device literally made using oil.

@Slick Willie you're such an idiot it hurts.

@@Kesiif you're messed up in the head

Ice Muslims from Greenland who want to rap at 11PM.

Denmark: for helvede

Loll

They need freedom.

Lmaooo

LOL! But if US wanted to stay 50 states, they can merge Virginia and West Virginia or mash North and South Carolina or mash North Dakota and South Dakota

@@Xtemess yeah but that would take a decade to do at minimum.

@@501thtrooper4 Ohh that's a lot of work then

Joe Biden*

One of the reasons for Denmark does not want to sell Greenland, to prevent exploitation of the Greenlandic people. Though people will argure that is what Denmark does, but not really. If Greenland was in the hand of USA, China or Russia, the Greenlandic poeple would properbly have a much tougher livelihood

Greenland has less people then every single us state

@@nehankaranch2149 ok

@@nehankaranch2149 that does not really justify anything

b r u h

If American buys Greenland, I bet they're gonna rename the city

Its destiny

Life is fucking poetry my dude

@@Harshhaze They'll rename it "Nuke" so it's easier to understand?

@@heberthr.6978 yeah ...

Were you that little sister?

@@delaney6413 sadly

@@mari0b036 hahaha

A...football card

Damn

All this tax money they steal from us yet they can’t pay our debts

What the fuck

I bet demark would like not printed money for real property

Orange Cheeto's legacy.

Greenland: enjoy but its frozen

I dont get why people think america wanting oil is a bad thing, it's guud stuff man

@@evilbadger34 Yeah you can use it for food

@@Xtemess yeah! And its great for frying chicken!

@@evilbadger34 Oh yeah!

Mr Ladz Can’t modern ships only carry like 10 tons? How will you sail a ship with 10 men?

You are being rescued please don’t resist

@@50shekels no... the minimum for large cargo ships is 25,000 tons.

@@UncleMerlin Does that mean you will be able to transport a full-grown murican aswell? Mon dieu!

But they're already more free than the US....

😂😂😂

“i need mountains man!” - Denmark, the flattest nordic country

@@soupy3481 lmao

Slick Willie XD

I.. I could buy greenland for 26.95?

*insert pawn stars joke here*

Cuz Microsoft used Minecraft to build Greenland instead.

@@EriksGarbage Nahh You can get Greenland for free on the Internet.

Next on the list: Antarctica

Next on the list: North Korea

Next on the list: the world

Nah. We'll just annex that shit

America will have a bunch of land and also making all those Highway by America

Comments like these should be seen more because it is very true. When people show us a map of the world as kids. We believe that IS the true size of the world While russia looks enormous in the map. It's just Exaggerated, while it is true it is indeed the biggest country in size. In reality, it's barely bigger than china. When i saw a map of the true sizes of countries. It completely changed my perspective of the world. This is why maps and espesically a map of the world are very important. Side note: i am also a geographer

​@@blade1425 I agree wholeheartedly but, not to burst your bubble... barely? Russia is almost TWO China's in terms of size (17.1M km2 - 9.59M km2) . In fact the Asian part of Russia standalone is still bigger than every country on earth (around 12.8M km2) even if the US bought Greenland (12M km2). To the naked eye though it might look different, I still find it hard to believe that the UK is less than half the size of France.

Genuine question. Why is that ironic?

China: *I N T E N S E S W E A T I N G*

Aha lol. Nice one.

@@baladan7433 nuke

Baladan its the only country in the world that has ever gone through with nuking another country. And they were very close at starting ww3 via nukes and thereby marking the end of humanity - and so was Russia. Nuuk would go well with Russia as well btw. :)

They have a nuuk

haha

@low7782 Shit, it's one of those mega tea consumers init?

This comment is so ignorant, biased, and misinformed.

@@imkluu Huh?? If you are talking about me, mate, where are those WMDs that Iraq was supposed to have??

I like this

Same, except I'd buy Canada

@@siyacer annex instead. It’s free

If I had that power, I would just buy it and start to dig

Nah. I would Invade Greenland and then invade Canada

A danish (like me) sees it damn right!

Unwanted Trashbag why would denmark sell it anyway?

Morgan French Moneys.

@@dodecahedron1 I mean they own Greenland it is a part of their country just like the US could sell Puerto Rico if they wanted to

Yeah and baby Trump cancelled his meeting here because we wouldn't sell it

Wut

Bruh they will literally be surrounded

Poor canada

Ha

US will never buy Greenland

That is greenland flag 🇬🇱you idiot 🤣

Malik Nielsen Denmark owns Greenland moron.

Kone it still has its own flag 🇬🇱

TheTwilightGamer that’s what Denmark was supposed to say

@@zXagish why are we doing this?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH -autism.exe crashed

That was actually a good joke

If you don't understand nuuk is the biggest city in greenland

@@coolthefool1 Imagine President Trump mistyping it on twitter. I am going to Nuke! Panic across the entire world.

There are also massive deposits of raw iron, zinc, platinum and many other rare earth metals that are far more valuable than oil. Last time i checked platinum was valued at over 13000 dollars an ounce where oil is at about 35 dollars a barrel

Lmao

Ups I accidentally bought a terrorist slave

Half-life fan 39 not how you use it but i’m ok with it

@@captaincookie1286 I hate it when that happenes

Abdul ikr I have bought 20 of them this year everyone dies in suicide bombs

I was going to like your comment, but it was on 69, so. . .

Claim: NATO tried to «drag» Ukraine into the Alliance Fact: When the administrations of President Kuchma and President Yushchenko made clear their aspiration to NATO membership, the Alliance worked with them to encourage the reforms which would be needed to make that aspiration a reality. When the administration of President Yanukovych opted for a non-bloc status, NATO respected that decision and continued to work with Ukraine on reforms, at the government’s request. NATO respects the right of every country to choose its own security arrangements. In fact, Article 13 of the Washington Treaty specifically gives Allies the right to leave. Over the past 65 years, 28 countries have chosen freely, and in accordance with their domestic democratic processes, to join NATO. Not one has asked to leave. This is their sovereign choice. Let’s look at Ukraine’s disgraced former president, the legitimately elected Victor Yanukovych. After he fled to Russia the idea that he remained the legitimate head of state, and therefore the manner in which he was replaced was automatically illegitimate, was commonplace. This line of thinking was heavily promulgated by his new host country for reasons that are self-evident. But was it right, or even logical, to claim this? The legitimacy of the Yanukovych regime indeed began with a fair election, albeit an election in which the Ukrainian people had no good choices. But could that legitimacy go on unquestioned despite the blatant grand scale theft of state resources? No. Of course it could not. Common hooligans and thugs were brought to Kyiv by the Yanukovych authorities (first recorded on Nov. 29, 2013 when the revolution was just a few days old) to terrorize the residents of the capital. This act was completely in contradiction to Article 3 of the constitution that Yanukovych was elected to uphold. It was right to question Yanukovych’s legitimacy after this. Can the legitimacy of a ruling authority survive past the blatantly illegal adoption of laws designed to end democracy and create a dictatorship? No. Of course it cannot. Yet, this is what the Yanukovych controlled Party of Regions attempted to do on Jan. 16, 2014. Later analysis of images taken in parliament that while 235 MPs were declared to have voted for these “dictatorship” laws, only about half of this number of MPs were actually in the session hall when the vote was taken (by a show of hands - also illegal.) After such clearly anti-democratic and dishonest actions, can anyone consider that authority to be legitimate? The actions were a breach of Article 5 of Ukraine’s constitution - something that Yanukovych was under oath to protect and uphold. But he failed to keep his word. There were more violations of the constitution by Yanukovych, its supposed protector. Article 27 of Ukraine’s constitution says that “Every person shall have the inalienable right to life. No one shall be arbitrarily deprived of life.” Yet Yuri Verbitsky, a 42 year old geologist from Lviv, was kidnapped, tortured, and murdered by forces belonging to the Yanukovych regime between Jan. 22 and Jan. 25 of 2014. That Yanukovych had already lost any legitimacy by this point should be beyond question. Later, of course, came the deaths of many more people on Jan. 18 and then Jan. 20, after which Yanukovych fled to Russia, insisting his authority and position were still legitimate. Define legitimate. The idea that legitimacy carries on from appointment without further question is a complete fallacy. It is something that we should refuse to accept. An elected leader most certainly can lose their legitimacy through illegal and/or unconstitutional, actions. The most recent public attempt at increasing the fog blurring the distinction between legitimately elected and legitimate comes from Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev. Bottom line, they are not the same, although it is easy to see why Russia’s ruling clan would seek to pretend that they are.

@@robhansen6745 fuck off kremlinbot

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

rob hansen too long, didn’t read

>:-(

I am Canadian

Did you really want to say that?

@@Solgaleo791 Soon you'll be American Sabastian. Whether you like it or not.

@@balllssacky lol

for Iceland more like moss i been there and believe me its very mossy mostly probably due to the cold humid weather

When they discovered Greenland, it was an actual green land, full of grass; and when they discovered Iceland, it was a land full of ice, but time changes things so..

@@mr.g812 Not really they called it Greenland to trick the viking settlers or no one will come

talk about ironic

Yup, Erik the Red was the first troll.

didnt the hans island dispute end around the type you commented this

Just Viral Things Canadian annexation will be assured

@@dominickschirripa4802 kim Jong in doesn't approve...

No they can just go to South America the earth isn’t flat lol

but is this map guy a trusted source?

Actually the US loosing Alaska to Canada is the most likely situation.

Got it! Manifest destiny was the lebensurum of USA- westward expansion

@@noone3272 If they go westward enough, they'll reach Greenland.

@@trabaregocer 🙄🤔🤭🤫

@@trabaregocer no no he has a point

Canada will be the next target after Greenland I think. I guess USA should pay 100 trillion dollars for Canada.

LMAO 😂😂

LMAO 😂 that's the USA all the way...

Democracy intensifies

LoL 🤣

That’s how America spreads freedom.

Denmark be like: I have 3

Det ville værre sjovt (that would be fun)

This made me actually lol

Greenland Purchase (2020) Trump: I'll give you a Billion for that island! Denmark: *uno reverse card*

Sal's Gaming you are fucking moron. You ruined your comment by editing it. Good job that’s the most attention you’ll ever get.

Us:ok guys China is our 124th state of the union Puerto Rico:Can I be a state now? Us:no

@@BabySonicGT d

@@BabySonicGT that’s so messed up but it’s so true lmao

It would probably be a republican state

@@yechezkelbinstok9281 Greenland or China or Puerto Rico

AhmedLeague i think the danes also know how valuable it is

@@AhmedLeague Im a dane not a danish! Do u know what u are talking about?

don’t worry, he’s just ignorant

No Ahmed. It’s not danish

Danish is the language we speak

You do realize America is the largest producer of oil on the planet right? It really doesn’t need more oil.

@@cloroxbleach6344 *you can never have enough oil.* (Star Spangled Banner Intensifies)

Clorox Bleach ok but, “oil” has no infinite number. It’ll end some day.

The US is more interested in the shipping route than the oil.

@@archdruidbookwalter951 This hasn't aged well

@@hazzaalhammadi9951 I am Muslim too

RLL is looking to buy Greenland, confirmed

Bernard's Channel nobody cares bud

@@jwatt1800 Don't be mean

@@jwatt1800 he was talking to Hazza

1:21

Lol

Barsat Karki there is also the defensive purposes of the island. We have a pretty important base there, and China has been trying to put their airports on the island for years, the U.S. doesn’t like it.

This isn't the 1700s. We have what's called "technology" now.

@@kaleb.pickering not only that....imagine the year round skiing. Easy jump for Europeans. No, I don't believe all the ice will melt! Sorry...

@@lw1343 couple of nukes will do the job

@@lightr2187 Another nuclear winter will add another km of ice.

Hunter-0 Soviet anthem intensifies

there is no oil produktion from greenland at the time. the danich oil is in the norh see, and well as a dane littel closer to home. Greenland is a part of the dancich ream since, 1397. an well not to brake it hard to you, we will give it to greenland 4 free, before we sell it to you americans, its like the danich pm say apsurd. to have this debate. its tells how littel you americans know aboud the world. i will NEVER happed.

Qwerty Jerm yeah our oil

@@TheGammelfjols du kunne i det mindste stave rigtigt så de ikke bare tror vi er nogen mongoler her i dk

@@TheGammelfjols How to really screw with the US: "Hello Canada - want to form a kingdom?"

oh god lmao

True

Denmark: Can you do $20? Rick: Best I can do is $19.10 Denmark: deal!

"Look they have yellow cake!" "That's piss covered snow Mr President."

I wouldn't be surprised if the US reintroduced the pinguinus just to claim that.

@@BlueFury2577 made me laugh 😂

Now i dont wanna get wooshed, i do get the joke, but ill just say that penguins dont live on Greenland, Polar bears do

@@Aalju R / W O O S H

Then again there is 2 people living there named gubert and evely

Lmao

Technically like 58,000 people... But yeah.

It's not a state

@@Kyle-Duycknot techn

lmao

товарищ мартин that’s the true benefit

товарищ мартин ikr

Dude you are absolutely SAVAGE

Omg ikr, Greenland is a pain to infect

What those visiting Danes forget is that the Danish government had been trying to sell the Danish West Indies (DWI) from the 1850s onward. The DWI had been a drain on the Danish economy since the Danish slaves were emancipated in 1848; the loss of this cheap labor made the agricultural estates unprofitable, leading to an economic collapse in the DWI. Though the Danes shopped the islands to numerous countries, no major power was much interested in paying for a collection of backwater islands. This lack of interest changed when the Panama Canal was nearing completion. The most direct shipping routes between the Panama Canal and European ports passed very close to the Danish West Indies, suddenly making the DWI strategically important; it was feared that this potential bottleneck could be blockaded by a hostile force. Prior to the start of World War I, Germany began to express an interest in the islands; needless to say, German acquisition of the islands was unacceptable to Britain, France, and the United States. The start of WWI forced the issue, leading the U.S. to purchase the DWI for $25 million. The U.S. officially took possession of the islands on March 31, 1917, only six days before the U.S. formally declared war on Germany.

Denmark: tHIS iTEM iS oUT oF sTOCK

Abhigyan Verma America: *John Cena pose* ArE YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt?

@Slick Willie It's shipped by continental drift with some centimeters per year. Inching once a year. No actually it isn't, I just wanted to make a bad joke.

@Slick Willie lol

@@user-xb9yv2ci4c yeah

sad truth america is a bully for sure

@@ishippedmybed america litteraly is the reason greenland industrialized because thoudands of american troops went there and made railways and many more stuff so I dont see your point

@@ishippedmybed I honestly don’t know why any wouldn’t want to be apart of the greatest country in the world lol.

@@bentennyson6141 that country is full of nerds

@@teal1787 United States? Is that suppose to be a bad thing lol? Lol

mINE

I thought for the longest time those gulls were saying Mike....couldn't for the life of me figure out why

@Slick Willie are you on drugs? I see you do them. I know you.

MiNe MiNe MiNe

@Slick Willie I guess you need more likes, it's not enough.

biohazard724 nothing gets you nothing

I mean obviously. Why else would we?

Yes they make strange bedfellows! Do you see what I did there?

Some Guy how do you make the text bold

@@michigansthumb8095 Put * on both sides of your text. *Like this.*

-OHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Wait

*OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

The treaty does say the US paid for it though granted it was dictated to Mexico since they disputed a border its government agreed to with the Texan republic

That fucking mop head

Can we return for a refund?

Nicholas Bryant *no*

Lier. You do have videos.

Quarantine is getting to me lol

Plague inc players: that’s we’re you are wrong kiddo we’re already here

🏫

lol

Haha epic meme man very funny

That’s EXACTLY what happened LMAO! I hear so much people saying “Greenlands name is bullsh*t and the people who named it are dumbas*es” but in reality, you could say Greenland was probably one of the funniest scams in history

@@only1progamer858 Yes so true. 'Vinland' for Newfoundland is nearly as funny - makes it sound like somewhere warm in France!

greenland = ice, but Iceland = green

@@depax95 yeah its true, the name came from Scandinavians, a man called erik the red or something was exiled from iceland for murder and he set out ships to find land, after settling at greenland he named it Grfnland (Greenland) to attract more people to settle there

The name Greenland came from the future of Greenland