Why Nobody Wants This Part of Africa 

I’ma claim it first >:)

I'll make my kingdom by defeating the above guy

Im gonna get it and name it "Dan Land"

Claim it right now

I'm bummed Bir Tawil's area wasn't measured in Toyota Corollas

Doesnt matter. Im sure i can begin selling 1 foot by 1 foot square sections of it on ebay and attach the title of lord or lady to each bill of sale. This idea is patented and any attempt to copy or duplicate will result in me becoming disgruntled and muttering under by breath about your malevolent thievery of my intellectual property.

@@VotEtoPizdets what the...

@@VotEtoPizdets 😂

If there was oil, there would already have been usa troop for 100 years lol

OR, more importantly, WATER!

British claims everything

@@mittensyk britannica owns amogus

china owns even your life

@@mittensyk They claimed everything and then lost most of it partially because they tried to grab too many things. Same with Roman empire.

@@Cbd_7ohm wouldn't have been an issue if the German U-boats didn't make the colonies find new trading partners.

😐

not funny

You don't even have amoustach...how do you expect people to take your ideas seriously?!

Hello again ....

I didn't just want to make the same comment - sans the quote, probably - less than 45 minutes before made it. But it's you who made it: The Guy without a Mustache.

“…a claim would require roads, an airport, a population… and of course an amazing restaurant..” I have concluded the most likely successful conqueror can only be Gordon Ramsey. If he can just pay a couple dozen people to set up shop with a tiny airport and a single restaurant we could get this thing off the ground.

They can give it to kurds

LMAO I THOUGHT OF MR BEAST AS SOON AS I SAW THIS VIDEO

Lmfaoo

@@nerdlos3r edit: damn his comment blew Up didn’t it

BEAST LAND EVERY THINGS FREE AND IF YOU AINT GOT MONEY YOUR INSTANTLY RICH

Has anyone had Mr Beast Burger yet?

How about nuclear reactors?

entrepreneur mindset 👍

Good luck finding someone that Will fix and protect Those panels

Egypt already has the biggest solar power farm in the world

these world leaders can't think like this .

Good morning USAAAAAAAA! I gotta feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day!

Watching American dad rn lol

A white guy names his country North Sudan LMAO

This is where Roger and Steve filmed daddy's gone lmao 🤣

Welp now time to have babies and some Worcestershire sauce farms

🔥🔥

Fighting not to become Fish & Chips?

@@LamZL1 any they divide and try and conqar

Saying who,a freezing british lol

Shashi Tharoor

Nah, that’s too brutal those guys have lives, instead lets make them see who has a bigger schlong, more fun and less dangerous for a Virginian dad

@@A_cracker14 lmao

livestreamed in episodes

Let's do another josh fight thing Everyone who wants to claim it travels to a spot there and they fight

@@A_cracker14 bruhhhh the person with a small slong is not gonna accept that tho, and they’ll probably just take some meds to make their along longer so it wouldn’t be fair since they’d all use substance to make it longer.

Am I right sugarplum? Proceeds to Vomits terrestrial sand

Define a thicc American accent

So there is something more important then his daughters happiness?

@@StaySafeStaySoggy like any other accent? lol You know an American accent isnt just the default human voice right?

@@StaySafeStaySoggy most foreigners picture a Texan accent

Ya dude. The old Britain was greedy and tyrannical as heck

@@daphenomenalz4100 and bad at geometry

India

@@daphenomenalz4100 Nah, the rest of the world were just weak.

@Regular dude on internet. twice

he would probably give them 800K-1M

Come with your real I'd Mr. Beast

Why did i read this in MrBeast voice💀

Mr beassst

damn i read that with jimmy's voice

Dubai the sequel

Forget oil even if water is discovered there

Forget oil when everything turns electric

Nah. Every one knows American politicians can smell oil from miles away

It’d be a whole city. Oil is the modern day gold rush.

Yeah I don't get this

maybe the climate would be considered more similar to egypt?

I think he mean Maybe Back In The Past, there is civilian live in there and curtullary Egyptian

Sorry to be that guy, but it’s RealLifeLore

@@VishnuSrigiriraju what does that mean

@RPG Tandem about the same as India and Pakistan (Britain's terrible past)

@@jenniedarling3710 I don't think it's actually badly drawn or something if you remove the Kashmir area.

@@jenniedarling3710 the British were hugely outnumbered and could easily have blocked entry.

U mean jay foreman?

Hey

Isn't that just the story of Aladdin?

Lol, I'm guessing you commented before watching? Don't feel bad; I'm often guilty of that as well.

Aw❤💚💜

@@kalebwieland4938 Go watch 2:49.

... REALLY spoiled

Lol😂

plot twist, it IS Wakanda, the forcefield makes it look like a random bit of desert...

What is that

@@basbosaize *bruh*

@@basbosaize its from the movie Black Panther

Omg totally was just trying to keep the suez canal. Didn't mean to take you over egyyypt sozzz!

And of course, everyone lived in peace and harmony ever after.

Thats because england are Pisces 🥺

@@bryangaston1805 I’m British and a Pisces 😡

@@DC-pe3fr goodluck with that bro

you should do it lol ,, it sounds like a good idea .

THE NEXT BURNING MAN - BURNING BIR TAWIL

Water.

Not worth the trouble, what if america suddenly decided you need “regime change”?

If that land ever became valuable (like having a town in it) then Egypt or Sudan would invade it

The fictional land of a classist work by a British author. It's horrible, and fitting.

Considering the location it should be called Middle Sand

@@theMagos But it's still on Earth, and near the Equator. Your point?

@@theMagos but hobbits dont live in dry sandy holes, with nothing to sit down on or to eat…

@@mgjk on please, spare me your whining. LOTR is an amazing book and if you dont appreciate it then i pity you :)

Time stamp?

dont drink and drive kids

3:17

True

Mine says beer tawil

true, as a British person i feel a strange yet patriotic desire to conquer this land

Brits watching this be like: *laughs in British*

@@aaliyahdelrosario4497 aha,ha,ha, ahh

@@MaskedHeart _sips tea in a very inefficient way_

@@sv7073 😆😆😆😆😆😆 pinky out?🤔🤔🤔

Sounds like a Geography Now skit.

@Foq Que get out weeb

c r i n g e w e e b i n t h e c o m m e n t

​@Foq Que what the hell

@Foq Que weeb not allowed

It called salvaging search salvage

To be fair, America is equally bad. Guess the apple really doesn't fall far 😆

There had always been borders before england was even a country . Even in africa Zulus had there borders wich they said belong to the zulu nation . Roman empire had borders so did the Moor empire. Even ancient tribes hunting grounds wich they belongs only to that tribe .

Wait if your Egyptian how are you speaking in English

Welcome to the internet

@@Nevxcd People can learn different languages in their life fyi

@@Nevxcd i speak 4 languages buddy :) and i lived in 5 countries

@@Nevxcd that's the same as asking a Chinese born in singapore how they can speak English

wait a minute

Take this W 😂

That's what I immediately thought of when I heard that

Bomb your own country where it wont kill anyone and claim it was an accident.

Genocide? :eyes:

President of Peepeepoopoo will have meeting with Xi Jinping about trade issues

The Great Cornholio of Titicaca

Republic of Kekistan

They wont even be able to get their equipment in there without Egypts permission

Being land locked and having to either fly over Sudan or Egypt or drive in through either country would require us to be on the best of terms with either country and their approval.

Who said they havent

@@drcastaway Thats where they created the covid and where the aliens are!!!

@@upshitdownshit4200 China created covid and aliens are at area 54. And those triangle UFOs everybody around the world sees is just American reverse engineered crafts from ET. If America wanted that lil plot of desert, they would take it. Lol

Everybody gangsta will USA invades Bir Tawil with all their troops and finding so much oil.

Or imagine there is an old gold tomb

@@soyosob they would get ran out of it like Somalia

@@soyosob damn I hope that doesn’t happen 😅 or Egypt and Sudan will end up like Iraq and Syria 😳

@@The-ZebraFinch-Channel r/imfromegyptandthisisdeep

Winston was a big fan of the Empire and British domination, thank god he’s gone

@@conors4430 margaret thatcher is dead

ah yes, the hitler of the side that won.

Unfortunately he survived

@@obamabinladen5055 but he wasnt a nazi so he cant be a bad person

Scary but amazing times we live in. Military checkpoints will be set up on us interstates for covid vaccination certification. Camps will be activated. Police state/genocide is coming. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Jesus christ is coming back for the rapture. Get ready. Dont believe the coming ufo alien abduction narrative

@@daebak7370 wtf

**sets speed to .25**

@@daebak7370 nice bait

@@daebak7370 Thank you, I needed a solid laugh today.

So, who controls Bir Tawil? Also, What would happen IF a bunch of people DID move in and try and colonize it?

@@HVACSoldier i said its indeed no county, so i think no one

So, my future Kingdom has already inhabitants.....good to know. God save me (the King)!

@@rubenfranke6129 I only ask, because I dream of a Christian “homeland” in the Middle East.

I’ve been there two years ago and was all by myself. Don’t know what you’re talking about

I would do that if I was rich.

Aaaaaahhahahahahaha mannnn

Man, I've heard this news.

This is total gold!

yep......thats how the usa does it

Lol

While pointing at each other noses

That's exactly what they've done. Both of them agree that the land isn't unclaimed.

Sure 100%

Spoken like a true white super villain

it'll also be lawless meaning people can do what they want there when they want.

@@swishersweets787 a GREEN supervillain! Thank you very much. ONLY THE MIND OF THE MIGHTY ZIM COULD BE SO BRILLIANT! Besides, if you don't want an army of atomic super monsters to do your bidding that's your loss.

@@garyallen9840 Technically no, if a corporation based in America laid claim to this land and started paying taxes on it, the land itself would technically be protected by American law. The thing is that getting cops and safety regulation inspectors down there would be next to impossible. So, in effect, unless one of your neighbors attempts military or police action the corporation would have to govern itself. Which means booby traps, automated lethal defense systems, mercenaries, and anything else that the corporate mind can come up with. It also means that anybody who happens to wander into your private land can then be used as an unpaid intern for the rest of their lives. In other words, a private corporation laying claim to this land would mean all the international protection of being American land, with none of the laws or ethical dilemmas that face corporations stateside, and as long as the taxes are paid that status quo remains.

​@@swishersweets787 Even videos about uninhabited and unclaimed chunks of desert in the middle of Africa aren't free from anti-white race baiting, Jesus.

The Antarctic Treaty doesn't forbid land claims. The rest of Antarctica is claimed by someone.

It’s required to drunk drive

I would name it analonly, where anal sex is the only sex allowed

@@adhaskym.a9536 way to kill a population

@@jazzyjudo 💀💀💀💯

You’ve already got yourself a new citizen hmu if you start that lol

I know where the Jedi must go to be safe

and it doesn't get everywhere that's for sure

But not like here. *soft touch Here is rugged and rough.

You should change your name to Anakin Skywalker Reklawyks Nikana

Except it does get everywhere

I read that in Freddie Mercury’s voice

@@Newt2799 I read it in Bruno Mars voice for some reason

hayasaka!

I read it in Fat Albert voice.

I read that in Alice Cooper voice (Hey Stoopid)

But interesting during waking hours.

Damn it’s 2:43 am

2:44 am*

Its 1:23am here lol

Currently 3:28 AM here.

Beer to wheel, the only law is that if you drive you have to be drunk

KOME for short.

I will support

Middle Earth is a continent

I'd live there with the Russians

No make it wakanda

I love conquering so much

Just having a nice day and then accidentally creates a country out of nowhere

Yep. Just love taking over some native's land.

A modern day Succession Crisis, essentially. Except instead of siblings killing each other, it's three people squabbling on twitter

I must join them in battle (of words on the bird app)

I'm totally gonna go out and claim this as well. While I'm at it I might as well claim some of Antarctica

I thought no one is allowed to go there without so type of permission

@@johnb6693 Actually, there are tours down there now. There was even a Metallica (I think?) concert and yoga classes at the south pole. So, you can go there without being a researcher. but it's still cost prohibitive and requires international travel and a highly restricted list of what you can bring with you. So, it's likely still 90%+ researchers, but not totally anymore.

@@TheNuclearGeek I would never have thought that anyone would have a concert there. Doesn't even make sense. There wouldn't be to many attendees. I doubt there would be a big enough place to play at there. That would be cool though. Let me know if you remember who played there. That's interesting

@@johnb6693 You can look up the video. There is at least clips of it. But, yes, pretty stupid. But, when you got money and got friends with more money and have a name that anyone will talk to, you can make it happen. They built/brought a stage and it was just basically a mosh pit lol

What musics will the penguins listens then?

So let’s warn that American dad about his official obligations 😄😄

@@LupusRexRgis Also the Russian people and the Indian guy

What countries are those that buried toxic waste?

Yes, I agree. I don't know why this well known fact was not presented here. I suppose there was a need to make the story of Bir Tawil more exciting

Yeah. Nothing to see there... It´s just so boring....

Yep. One of the very few treaties actually honored, especially by the USA.

Can I get an Airstream trailer airlifted there?

@@misskim2058 I made a map of the moon, and divvied it up into 43,667 parcels. They just went on sale for $6,339 per parcel, ....cash in advance.

Mad Max Road of Fury?

Resident Evil 5 I think, of 6

Maze mko kila mahali😂😂

@@kiyrukk i think it was in Sahara desert in Morocco part..

Love kenya!

Hello there

Bien

my nominee for most awkward transition to in-placed ad

Get sponsorblock. Nearly three minutes of this video alone were autoskipped, and who knows how many combined hours from all of the other videos I watch.

Im guessing alaska

Hvordan går det? Jeg lærer dansk 😎

Maybe bcz HOI4 is based on 1936 or 1939 which mean the british still claims egypt and sudan, and they use the 1902 line

Can't Sudan or Egypt take it and put solar panels in it?

Why won’t TF2 just fucking die it’s easier to destroy a nokia than that game

Why not just build a fortress there

just like the afghan war

@@f1shyspace you're just mad cuz you play pyro as said by a pyro "main" himself

.

But if youre going to buy it, who is going to sell it 🤔🙃

you'd need plenty more than a million if you're gonna want to make it livable

@@ayk3513 government

@@sophie-wl7vw government of what? there is no government of that place. no one owns it

Buy 😂 since when did Europeans buy land they just take it by force.

The world is Flat

"No, this is Patrick!"

"Dear God..." "But there's more" "Noooh" "It contains all the countries on Earth"

Ok

XDD

And then there is me: Ascending into infinite levels of stress because I have so many good videos to watch yet.

Kurzgesagt is AMAZING!

And internet historian

@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters ok

Together we can stop this!

why are you running

@@kernelist1 I would like to be a terrorist!!

@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's nice a joke. If Biden had a life boat I'm sure he'll have forgotten what it's for.

Me who lives near the desert Nice try

With the evaporation of that big lake up north that has been keeping AZ alive for years, you might just get a Phoenix that burns, but doesn't rise anew from its ashes. I lived a block from a canal that brought clear, cool water hundreds of miles to irrigate croplands and residential yards around Phoenix, Tempe and Gilbert AZ, just one of an entire system of canals and water gates. On a certain allocated day, you could open the canal gate and flood your yard, which was bermed along its edges to retain about two to four inches of water. After your yard, front and back, was flooded, you shut off the canal gate leading onto your property, the water soaked in, and that was your watering allotment until the next time your turn came around. A neat feature was the thousands of specialty carp living in the canals, diligently eating any algae off the concrete canal walls as fast as it grew. Some grew to almost three feet long. A very few people fished for them, but I never saw one caught. I guess nobody ever baited their hooks with algae.

Why would you laugh in ice tea???? You don't make sense, don't act like its a real place

@@ammoalamo6485 Phoenix gets most of its water from the Salt River reservoirs, which are to the east of Phoenix, and which, given all the rain we've gotten this summer monsoon (it's literally raining buckets outside right now), are currently filling up nicely. It's Las Vegas that gets most of its water from the low waters of Lake Mead. That canal you mentioned is almost certainly part of the Salt River Project.

@@ammoalamo6485 Are they the one that jump into boats?

"Do you have a flag?"

Some times it's the french

Someday the locals in the Middle East and Africa will figure out how to redraw them

A boarder is a person who rents a room.

You aren't allowed to murder people dummy. If your home govt cares, you'll be on the Interpol RED Notice list GG

Taking my wife there next week, as soon as I make the first payment on the new insurance policy.

@@SimpleTruth1309 don’t talk to me.

@@SimpleTruth1309 How did it go

@@XxDAOGJAYYxX If hadn’t been joking, I would’ve already been thinking have to spend the insurance money. Alas, We’ve been happily married for 46 years, and I don’t know why she tolerates me, the kids or the grandkids.

RLL, King of the logical gymnastic ad transitions.

Sponsorblock FTW, you're already blocking injected ads why not block the ones in the video?

👏🏽 😂😂

yeah, quite hysterical actually. Wish I knew that all I had to do was buy this pan to cook good food. Spending all those years apprenticing under the masters was a complete waste of time evidently.

Sudanese rebels

@@cadentan9083 You can’t be a “Sudanese rebel” defending Sudan from occupation by a foreign power...In Sudan!

You can be a "rebel" in your own country but you're not "overrunning it" since that's where you already lived to begin with.

@@BG-it7hb Yes! As classified by that country. But not as classified by an invading one. Egyptians and British don’t get to call Sudanese in Sudan resisting their occupation rebels! They are resistance. Sudan didn’t ask for occupation therefore they are not rebelling against the national agenda.

Go back to school!

Unprecedented times coming ahead. Military checkpoints will be set up on us interstates for covid vaccination certification. Camps will be activated. Police state/genocide is coming. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Jesus christ is coming back for the rapture. Get ready. Dont believe the coming ufo alien abduction narrative

Why does your name have english, arabic and georgian

@@daebak7370 Wow. Be careful you don't fry your head wearing that tinfoil hat out in the sun.

@@mvuet It's English, Urdu, Hindi and Bangla No Georgian

Pratham means first right?

Easy, just dig under

@@daves.7171 *Digs under Egypt* *crack* - ''What's that noise??'' *Pyramid of Giza crumbles*

thats so true...human cannot even fully preserve the earth yet claim another planet

@@massiveidiot3587 its literally nothing tho

Damn that’s a lot of work for one man

It’s Africa you can hire people and pay them with off brand 90s clothes

@@kekoaiverson8040 Wtf

@@kekoaiverson8040 i live in africa and that’s not true, just pay them branded 80’s pants!

@@Laura_sheep chill out weirdo

Africa sucks

@@LavaCreeperPeople North Africa might suck.. But the rest is where everyone is stealing the resources from

@@bertinorm1574no the entire thing sucks for countless reasons! they are religious and they live like theyre decades behind everybody else, theyre oppressive and discriminatory, high air pollution, poverty, high fertility, child brainwashing, and far far more

@@LavaCreeperPeople But why bring this up now and here?

@@dynamicflashy this video and comment is about africa

Call NATO and claim that Sudan and Egypt are under a communist regime and that you lost more land than you actually did

My thoughts exactly, bringing a single gun with you helps add infrastructure because it would technically count as a standing armed force.

Time to hire mercenaries I guess

UN and america would beg to differ, they have no problem invading the middle east. And despite all of that, judges can convict you for any or no reason. And they will. Same way countries can kidnap and imprison anyone they want. Same way china or america does it. Who's gonna stand up for you? No one.

I'm pretty sure murder can land you in jail no matter where it happens.