What Is the Krusty Burger Made Of? - Dark Simpsons Mysteries 

Krusty's non-gelatinous dairy based beverages are made from *MALK*

Krusty uses a variety of animals but we draw the line on rats Haha, keep up the good work.

i like the bits when you show homer saying something and then go like "that's right homer"

I just wanted to say that I appreciate all of the Graggle cameos you put in the videos. Either that or I completely missed him on the first viewing.

If Gil is turned into a burger, I guess he can now literally have cheese to go with his whine.

Krusty Burger is made out of Graggles.

This is actually an accurate depiction of McDonald's

Season 26, episode 3: Krusty drops that monkey meat is low fat while trying to sell Mr. Teeny to Marge. We know there have already been several Mr. Teenies. Who's to say he isn't using THEM for his burgers?

Yes there is a guy with a skull shirt and pencil mustache I don't recall ever appearing in the show who keeps popping up seamlessly in a bunch of old clips.

Isn‘t it obvious? He makes Krusty Burger out of Mr. Burns after he shot him.

I have the feeling you're right on the money with this one.

Another mystery, how many radioactive rods does Homer keep despite he throws them out the car

I love how it’s actually Krusty himself driving the truck around picking roadkill with a dead inside look on his face 😂😂 say what you will but the later seasons had some smart subtle moments like that

Are you saying you killed Jimbo, processed his carcass and served him as lunch?

You know what's funny? Declan has two documentary films that have the exact same title. "Do You Want Lies with That?"

I thoroughly enjoy your videos, sir! Well done! The interviews are amazing

1:17 Krusty luring animals into Krusty Bruger’s kitchen to make sandwiches? That’s strange.

Here's one: Does Chief Wiggum cheat on his wife? We do know he visits the Maison Derriere, and that one girl in Cypress Creek that starts fires not only looks and sounds like Ralph, but Ralph also has pyromania issues, as seen with the leprechaun that tells him to burn things.

I'm surprised that they never made a cannibalism joke with the Krusty Burger

Everytime Krusty groans I laugh so hard. 🤣🤣🤣

What's safer to eat a Krusty Burger or Krabby Patty ?

At least Krusty didn't use gym mats. There is very little meat in gym mats. I have a few Simpsons mysteries: 1. If the Seymour Skinner we all knew was an imposter and was actually Armin Tamzarian who stole the real Seymour Skinners identity, then why in the episode "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish" did Sheldon Skinner look and sound like Armin if Armin wasn't the real Seymour Skinner? 2. In the episode "Lisa the Simpson" they mentioned the "Simpsons Gene" that was on the X chromosome that made Simpsons men become lazy, bald and stupid which you could see with the Simpsons men Homer rounded up. If the "Simpsons Gene" caused this, then why did Homer become smart when he had the crayon removed from his brain? Why was Bart eventually able to become chief Justice of the Supreme Court? This is one of the consistent things shown to happen to Bart in the future, but how could that happen if he had this bad "Simpsons Gene"? Then there is Herb Powell. Until Homer showed up and ruined him, he was a wealthy businessman who went to Harvard, which you couldn't do if you were not smart. 3. Doppelgangers. Who is Guy Incognito and why does he look exactly like Homer with a moustache? Who are the Bart and Lisa doppelgangers, Lester and Eliza? Why does Handsome Pete look exactly like a mini Krusty etc...? In the Season 1 episode, "There's No Disgrace Like Home" there is a family that comes out of Marvin Munroe's Family Therapy Center that look very like The Simpson family just with different hairstyles. Who are they? 4. Why did the Simpsons address number keep changing from numbers like 1024, 1094, 723 before settling at 742 Evergreen Terrace? Also with the Simpsons house, what happened to the bottom front semi-circular windows seen in exterior shots of the front of their house in Season 1 why were they changed?

In the Family guy crossover he used dogs, also was said to use dead hobos and newspaper and horse bedding and horses

I remember in the Simpsons Afterdark Trivia said that their secret ingredient was 100% mayonaise.

Thanks for unveiling this, next time i'll go for the patented Skinner burgers instead!

This is why stick with Bob Belchers restaurant for my meat products. Not keen on their Sauerkraut Simpsons burger though..

i'm not sure if either one of these works for one of your mysteries videos, but why is Lenny not supposed to get stuff in his eye? Who helped Bart pull off his I Ron Butterfly in the garden of eden prank?

i also heard that krusty stole from Grandpa Simpson and his friend or something idk i haven't seen the episode in a year

Bravo, another documentary making Krusty the Clown look bad, lol. Pretty tame compared to all the other documentaries that came out about him.

A trustworthy Springfield citizen who wishes to remain anonymous told me that the Krusty burger meat occasionally comes in a head bag, full of heady goodness.

Lol this remind me when a local joint was shut down after the owners of it were seen drying rats on a clothes line on the roof. The local consensus was that they were probably using the rats for their own consumption not using them on the meat pies!

I know I’m late to the conversation, but I’m surprised that as evidence for the rat meat theory, you didn’t use the game Krusty’s Super Fun House as proof. In the game, you control Krusty and have to lead a group of Lemmings-like rats into a capture/kill machine, by platforming and puzzle solving. For a Simpson’s game from back then, that wasn’t the Arcade game, it was a fairly decent puzzle game. It doesn’t get enough credit or recognition. (It also featured one of the rare Krusty supporting characters that disappeared from the TV show, Corporal Punishment, a tall, tough looking army man. In each segment of the game is a series of levels with a particular character being in charge of the capture/kill device that you have to lead the rats into, and one of the chapters Corporal Punishment was one of them.

2:05 Well, Australia does this with kangaroos, India does this with dogs, and the idea works.🤷‍♀️

I love how you completely pass over the fact that a Krusty Burger is "meat-flavored", implying that Krusty Burgers could be made by any known meat and are simply being recolored, flavored and advertised as beef.

I wonder what they use for Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages.

On the Hit & Run game, Cletus made them from roadkill!

I dont remember what but we found out what was in the burger when homer simpsons was given those glasses by mr burns

how about this : who the mother of kearney son? Kearney must have been with someone enough to accident get their son and since the son was suppose to be with Kearney, we assume the mom is out of the picture

I thought Krusty was just the spokesperson for Krusty Burger.

Excessive Krusty burgers (more than none) can stop the aging process.

The Krusty Burger is dealt by the mob, and his Buzz cola is promoted by aliens.

The same stuff the actual Flanders (not the character) burgers are made from

What is the krusty burger made out of- As that one person from family guy said the same thing about the coleslaw. It’s made out of people! ❤ family guy referenced . 😁

Stallone Impression: I'm John Spartan, the Demolition Man, and this is a good rat burger!

The IRS owned Krusty's at one point. I wonder if they upped the standards?

Did anybody notice Graggle Simpson in the corner at 1:40

I dont know why but I always thought that Ribwich was made from rats. I dont know how I always missed The "think smaller, with More legs." Part 😅

"Krusty seems to use whatever cheap meat he can get his hands on...." yeah, I've dated a couple girls who were the same way.

Started from cheap beef and now just even cheaper mystery meat. Probably some added ingredients to make them more addictive

Their are 2 things I find funny about this video, 1: they use animal meat Including cows with mad cow disease, road kill animals, zoo animals, & my favorite one, RATS!!!, 2: Since Krusty is in debts with Fat Tony, I'm hoping they would not cut off his 🤡🍆&🥚🥚, now that would be a laughy meal that is eggs & sausage with some smelly cheese🤣.

1:40 graggle simpson in the top right

Krusty Berger vs Krabby Patties/ Krusty Krab

At least Krusty is honest about his Krusty Brand Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages. You know what you're getting.

Hold on, 1:47 is missing something or it has been changed retroactively. Krusty used to respond with simply, "The WHALE." It tied into a joke made earlier in the episode. But... only a few of us remember it. I wonder if there were different edits in different places? I feel like that has to be it. He clearly is still saying "the whale" with a bit of extra added after. I'm looking at the script transcribed to the web back in 2003 and it says what you have shown. I truly wonder if that was an edit done at the behest of some locality. So strange.

And yet this show still has the balls to make fun of Arby’s.

I've eaten some interesting meals in my travels (guinea pig farms sound inhumane but after five minutes of the noise you'll want to kill them yourself), so the line I'd draw is if I knew the animal personally beforehand. As more than a passing acquaintance. Bring on the Krusty Burgers and pass the rat sauce.

you know what they call a krusty burger with cheese in Shelbyville?

Indeed

I'd still wanna try one.

Ah, that explains why they tasted so good then.

You know, those Krusty burgers are quite similar to Skinner’s steamed hams…

Mmmm... Sour Krusty Burgers... *drool*

1:42 what on Earth is that thing right behind Krusty to the right?

There's very little meat im these gym mats...

I think Krusty stole Skinner's family recipe for steamed hams

Although it most likely is made of bugs, the Ribwich looks somewhat delicious and I would probably buy one.

Graggle became a part of the Krusty burger which is why we don't see him anymore or his people for that matter

obviously krusty burgers are made of crusts, making Krusty a cannibal.... wait wrong show.

Well, I am pretty sure they're made of mostly circus animals and some filler.

Rat? This is a rat burger? Not bad! Matter of fact this is the best burger I'd had in years!

3:58 Isn't some of that Yiddish?

Rats, and perhaps Bart's hamster that disappeared after season 4

The more years we go the darker The Simpsons gets

Is it bad that I still want to try Krusty's?

He abducted animals that were happy in the zoo and lured them somewhere which they didn’t know only to be made into burgers

Everybody knows Krusty burgers are made out of clams

Whatever goes into those burgers, let's hope he doesn't take it further and force feed the animals their own kind, otherwise the next 28 days wouldn't look to good.

one simple mistery i am surprised hasn't been touched is hans moleman age

Made from uter. The timeline fits (i did 0 research)

Krusty does not use real ingredients in the burgers, but garbage, monkey and human parts.

Seeing this video is making me hungry for burgers

Nice

I found gaggle for real

1:40 I found graggles

In season 13 episode 1 of family guy you’ll find out what they use for meat

I feel like I've heard your voice before, do you narrate any other RU-vid channels?

Pretty sure Krusty works for AIPAC

The mayor in springfield plan

You know what else is made of BUGS like the Ribwich?, The "protein bars" from Snowpiercer. Mmm salivating cockroaches with parasites & disease🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤, to quote Homer Simpson🤣.

I don't get it. Everyone loves rats, but they don't want to eat the rat's burgers? You should be very careful, Sour Simpsons. By making this so-called "documentary," I have a feeling accidents will happen.

Hmm.. a crusty burger.. that doesn't sound very appetizing What kinda stew do you have today?

KRUSTY BURGERS ARE MADE OUT OF CRABS!!!!

The Krusty Burger is Not Made from Rats, It was Made Using Real Ingredients! Check The Videos That How You Can Make The Actual Krusty Burger!

US fast food is disgusting. I ate at a New York McDonalds and felt very sick.

you could say the cooks at krusty burger do give a rats ass about the meat! ha! get it?

1:40 Graggle? 😮

pfft.. too good for rats now? if it's good enough for sylvester stallone in demolition man its good enough for *Sideshow Mel*

Oh boy, another bountiful [censored] served up by Sour Simpsons!

Well when you stood to lost $44 million because of the Soviet boycott of the 1984 Olympics, you'd use anything.

They have to stop eating there