what is your worst Valentine’s Day experience? 

"If you've never talked to a girl before, don't do it" - Jared Dines 2018

"Bro.." "Bro?..."

I find it amazing that you guys record all this in one take. No one goes to the bathroom, eat, drink, fuck up, run out of things to say, do something questionable, etc.

Well, the kid will be 18 yrs old. My ex bf knew he just choice his own selfish ways. Ex was on drugs last time I talked to him, and I told him I didn't want our baby around drugs and that is the last time I talked to him.

My sister's friend was on holiday in a shack in the woods. Her family was staying with her friend's family. She secretly had a crush on that friend, but her brother knew and told the friend. Long story short, he didn't feel the same way. This was the first day of a week-long holiday, and neither of them could leave.

I'm liking these regular uploads, very noice guys

I have a poem inspired by Brojob, Roses are red, Violets are blue, To the slobberhouse with you, BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!

5:53. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING AUSTIN?!

audio is good for a change, i like it

5:53 the face of a man who found out he has a child

One year I got an Iron Maiden CD, then the next year I got Breaking Benjamin and Linkin Park. Don't have to complain on Instagram about being alone 'cause my mom gave me new music to drown my sorrows in.

3:46 *Mr. Brightside starts playing*

I Made a first impression by getting wasted and yelling "My name is Steven Chisham!" over and over. We have been together over 5 years

I’ve got one hell of a whopper: this was 2 years ago, either a couple weeks before or after Valentine’s Day, I was with this girl whom I had really liked. Honestly she was amazing. Decent person, quiet when she needed to be, but also good at conversation, funny, had similar interests to me (music and tv show wise). So it was around February, and I’m starting to here rumors from people that she was going to break up with me. I had no idea why. So one day I confronted her on the phone saying “someone told me that you’re gonna break up with me, please tell me this isn’t true.” Long story short, she broke up with me right then and there. A year later I found out that her narcissistic bastard of a friend had gotten her to do it, because that friend felt “left out” because I was in a relationship that was actually fucking working. Also, keep in mind that I was in 9th grade at the time of the breakup, and 10th when I found out why. Also I had been struggling (and still do struggle) with depression and anger issues. Of course nobody knew, ‘cause I don’t like talking to people about myself, so when this happened I nearly punched a hole in my wall and spent the rest of the day (both in 10th and 9th grade) crying my ass off. Her friend moved away from our school this year (thank god), but every time I see someone close to me with their significant other, I can’t bear it. Honestly that 1 time fucked me up from being around people in relationships. Also it killed any chance I had at having a relationship throughout high school. I tried 5 times after she broke up with me, and each time I either got friend zoned, or just plain out rejected.

worst valentines day experience is about two years ago, i asked a girl out(didn't know she had a boyfriend) and she did a number of things: rejected me, said very harsh words, and told her boyfriend and he came up to me and threw me into a trashcan so i think that was pretty bad

Aye, Austin is legit my spirit animal

5:53 PRICELESS

The worst she can do is say no.. Her: Laughs in your face and walks away.

19:00 That’s gonna be the new Infant Annihilator cover 😂

16:01 I’d honestly love leftover pizza as a valentines gift.

Spolier : austin says heart shaped box. And it wasn't a nirvana reference 😁

Every girl I've ever dated has ended up cheating on me with my biological brother and dumping me on Valentine's Day. Even my ex fiance cheated on me on Valentine's Day. This time I dumped him and he was in the single boat.

At 7:21 Jared doesn’t even acknowledge the inhuman noise Austin makes 😂

The Dickey Dines Podcast sounds nice

A War Robots pick up line should be guaranteed to work. Who doesn't want to hear more about War Robots?

I don't even notice Valentine's day, then when it happens it doesn't affect me. Like, these other people are all sad and dejected because they're single and are seeing happy couples, and I've been single for almost my entire life and just have not really cared.

have yall seen that video where the guy proposes to his girl at the mall and says a bunch of cringy sweet shit and hires a mariachi band and everything and she takes the guitar out of one of the band members hand and breaks it over the dudes head and straight up walks away XD

I remember on one valentines day my history teacher gave me a box of chocolates and told me it was from another student. She then told me it was from a homosexual dude that had a crush on me, so I just kinda sat there trying my hardest not to look at anyone and to not laugh, and I was thinking out loud; "Well, I'm already in a relationship with this one girl, so should I be an asshole, take the chocolates, and tell him I don't swing that way? or should I be less of an asshole, give the the chocolates back, and tell him I don't swing that way....." I went with the latter and afterwards I got rude texts from his friends for a week straight. May not be the worst, but it's most definitely the strangest valentines day I've ever had.

...I may have, just may have accidentally slept with my buddies mother on Valentine's day. Met her at my job, did some work in her house, was covered in sweat because I was working in the attic in the middle of the summer. She basically threw me into the shower, then joined me in it... I was in my early 20s, not one to turn that down so yea, it was a wild mid day experience. Came downstairs to find him in the kitchen putting flowers into a vase for his mother, I realized who she was, grabbed my tools and took the eff off. I had to explain to my boss why I wasn't going back to finish the job. That's a story in itself, thank God he never told my coworkers. To the guys (son/buddy) major credit he had a great sense of humor about it and jokes about it calling me dad and shit like that just because it makes me really effing awkward. Still to this day, about 10 years later, I still can't make eye contact with him.

Watched this 30 min video instead of going to school. Definitely worth it

13:12 This dude is the winner! Give him a medal, singles.

They insult them so much then say sorry about what happened😂😂

There was a 50 shades ad before this vid

3:50 I would have shimmied under a vehicle and wept

at the beginning of the video we see the wild dickdine in their natural habitat making their mating call

I used to give gifts to my friends and mother on Valentines Day. I figured if I didn't get anything I could at least let other people know they're loved.

Dying at “Theresa why are you telling me this” 😂😂

7:22 When your teacher offers extra credit for sex... But you remember you're homeschooled

19:35 I feel as if this is a direct attack

I got rejected on Valentine’s Day while listening to dance the night away by Van Halen. And this girl meant everything to me. But during September of this year I tried again and she said yes. She said yes while I was listening to the same song. And we are very happy rn and that song means a lot to me!

17:32 sweet home alabama

8:18 Same exact shit happened to me in middle school. Only my "buddy" then took it a step further and PAID her to give me an apology hug for laughing in my face. Definitely one of my worst memories in terms of dating related stuff. I think it's more funny than upsetting now, but that shit broke me when it happened.

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18:25 .. "uhhhhh next question" 😂

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I legit died of laughter at 05:51

mine is being single EVERY year. EVERY YEAR!

"In a sandwich bag?" might be the funniest thing either of you have ever said.

0:00 BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT

One Valentine's Day the girl I'd been dating for a month invited me to her roommates party and long story short I ended up sleeping on the couch while my ex and her "brother" shared her room... very loudly. Fun times.

My worst Valentine’s Day. This girl and I have been friends for like 5 years and had a very close relationship. She got a boyfriend and completely ghosted me and her friends for like 2 or so months. After that she treated me like a creep and shut me out for reasons that I don’t understand

I've watched like 4 or 5 of the videos from this channel. Fetus in a sandwich bag sold me and I instantly subscribed while laughing my ass off

I was watching this yesterday laughing at everyone’s misfortune and then me and my boyfriend broke up 😂

I watched this last valentines day and i'm watching it again!

''What's your worst valentine's day experience?'' me(who has never had a girlfriend): yes

22:20 that happened a few hundred years ago, whole town burned down except for a church and 2 homes. After that they didn't use wood to build anymore

From the future here. "Hey girl before i get to the proposal this interaction is sponsored by raid shadow legends..."

I stopped watching animals as leaders for this

8:25 almost the same happened to me when I was 11. Haven't tried since.

When Austin said "The kid?" I was drinking apple juice and I fucking blew snot all over the cup cause I was laughing 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤧

This is amazing yous always upload as soon as my break starts in college

Three very good friends of mine had their birthdays on Valentine's day, so when I was a kid most of them were spent hanging out with my friends on their birthdays, and since then nothing much has happened on them.

Fuckin’ Redbull just shot out of my nose at the “Dude?......Dude?” Part! Lmao!

What's worse than the laugh is that moment of realization she has then the sighing "aww, no"

My favorite part of this music channel is Jared and Austin discussing the advantageous of PH Premium

All of my Valentine's days sucked ass cause I either got picked on for being single or told the reason I don't have one was cause of my looks

I can kind of relate with Robbie when he got laughed in his face. I was in high school and was too shy to ask the guy I had a crush on if he wanted to go the "prom." So I wrote him a note and had my best friend at the time give it to him. A few seconds later I heard him and his friends cracking up. Then there was another time where I was brave enough to tell a guy I liked him and since it was Halloween I gave him my number and he'd say he'd call and we could hang out. He never called and then never came back to school. I felt like it was my fault he didn't come back. I'm sure that wasn't the case at all. Saw him years afterwards and he looked like he had gotten into hard drugs. Sad situation.

MY MAN WITH THE FOOKIN SOBE YESSSSSSSSHHHHH

6:33 reminds me of when my dad’s fiancée walked out on him right before Christmas, but used the key she still had to come get her gifts he hadn’t taken back to the stores yet while we weren’t home.

Could You also make a dicky dines Show Twitter Account?

Watching this 4 years later having totally forgotten about War Robots and basically getting the equivalent of Nam flashbacks

You should do a bad dance experiences video

0:00 that one kid in your school that you're not too sure is normal

my senior year of high school I was dating a girl and I bought one of the those giant bears and told her sister I wanted to hide under it to suprise her after work. she said it wasn't a good idea. after some convincing she let me hide in the bedroom after a few minutes she comes in the room with a dude and they start fucking. it was my best friend. I started to leave and she asked if I wanted to join in? . . . . wtf

The apple core guy is my hero

I like how Austin sounded like noob from mortal kombat lol was great

My worst Valentine's Day experience was back in elementary school when they would have those little classroom parties of passing out treats and cards. My mom was supposed to volunteer that day, but the teacher told me she got an email from her saying she couldn't come in bc she wasn't feeling well. When I got home I found out everyone was sick, so I hid in my room eating candy. Eventually it kicked in for my too, and my whole family of 5 in our house all had a really bad 24hr stomach bug. I've always had general anxiety, but ever since this experience I've had a huge fear of throwing up and sickness. We had a bad run of getting stomach bugs around that time of year for a few years which resulted in seasonal worsened anxiety that I still get around late fall, all of winter, and early spring.

I fucking lost it when dickey just stopped drinking with that face 5:51

The bit Austin did, "bruh. bruh, I thought you knew" smfh totally killed me lmao

I have 2, 1 sad and 1 REALLY BAD!. One was I spent my last 30$ on candy and a flower and stuff like that for a girl whom took it... then was "yea.... thanks" and then went on to tell my friend "he's nice but yea... I'm not gonna go out with him" which hurt hard from the bad relationship before that imploded. The WORST was "so whatta you wanna do for valentine's day baby?" (Wed been together for 4 years and living together) She sez "oh... I won't be here. I'll be in Idaho.... seeing if I can live without you or not" That was a HOUSTON.... WE HAVE A PROBLEM! because it was going good!!! Yea that break up... I have a broken heart I tat'd on my ankle from that one!

Reminds me of middle school, had a friend who was friends with a girl I liked, said to keep to himself, told her, and came back to tell me all she said was "Ew". Then when she came by class, and he told her to hug me, she should there and I just looked down embarrassed. Middle school was Fun!

I felt bad not asking my crush out in valentine's day but now i think im good being single

Spent every valentines day and anniversary deployed for three years straight. Finally got home in my last nine months and got the day off to go on a trip for mine and my wife's fourth anniversary. Everything was cleared through my chain of command and all of the paperwork was in order. There was no reason I wouldn't have been able to go. Got assigned duty at the headquarters building at the last minute and my special liberty was recalled. Literally got into a screaming match with my SNCOIC(Basically the "assistant manager" of my work-shop). Me and my wife didn't celebrate an anniversary, birthday, thanksgiving, Christmas, new years or valentines day together until this past year, so we've made it awesome. Left the Corps and never ever looked back. I get that I signed up for it but they sure went out of their way to make the first few years of my marriage difficult.

We've got a mic right here guys got my dead lmfao 😂😂😂😂

Jared goes from sounding like the devil to a 14 year old choir boy

Well last year me and my best friend (hes a dude) went to the city to have fun. We walked in shushi restraunt to get a table set down then noticed all the hearts. We looked at each ither and then realized we were both wearing sublime shirts. The waiter walked over so we nodded then held hands and ordered. I love that dude.

18:34 oh wow

I never had a valentines experience so far

5:53 not sure why, but that face just made my day

"like bro," "bro," "I thought you knew bro!"

0:46 I like how Austin is like, the funniest person ever but can simultaneously have the sense of humor of a seven year old

Love the new intro. Really captures your spirits!11!!111!!!

Commas are important. Wow.... So many hilarious moments here. Thanks for the laughs. Stuck at home with strep throat & definitely needed the laughs.

you're like "bro" he's like "BRO" XD

28:21 the throwback ❤️

Best start of a video in the history of videos. You 2 remind me so much of my best friend and I. Ahaha i love you guys. Love your content together. ❤️😂

“Quiet sir”

19:00 i got an A- BOR- TION

21:17 - 21:22 I couldn’t fucking breath

"if you never talked to a Girl … dont do it" best advice ever :D