What It Really Means to Be an OG - Alternatino

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A gangster who’s seen a few things teaches the younger generation about how it was back in the day.
About Alternatino:
Alternatino is a sketch show that follows Arturo Castro (“Broad City,” “Narcos”) as he attempts to navigate life as a modern Latino man - whatever that means.
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14 авг 2019

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@PineappledoesnotbelongonPizza2 4 года назад

This is the Gangsta version of parents telling their kids they had to climb mountains to get to class.

@brendaleyva4289 4 года назад

Robert Cleft omg seriously

@xOGxSE7ENx 4 года назад

For real 😂😂😂

@broodypie2216 4 года назад

How you go uphill both ways? What is this an mc escher piece?

@anouarkrassimovich7481 4 года назад

nice one ;)

@johnsotelo8652 4 года назад

Hence why my parents didn't graduate

@alibekadil7894 3 года назад

Dad : “how old are you son?” Me: “I’m 12” Dad: “I was 15 at your age”

@raamyasharahla535 3 года назад

Classic 😂😂😂😂

@aarambhabhandari2486 3 года назад

Thats og

@thehoodedman6954 3 года назад

Respect the og.

@ZetroDrummer 3 года назад

hahahahahaha

@doposud 3 года назад

i was 25 at 15 - Mike Tyson

@mr.lowslow7702 4 года назад

He literally called his homie just to talk to him later😂😂

@imdanielmartinez 4 года назад

true og

@mr.lowslow7702 4 года назад

firstname lastname thats what’s up man

@tigresavoladoragiganterealista 4 года назад

Thats how it bettho maooo

@thirdworldninja4024 4 года назад

That's the real OG

@darthtrump4428 4 года назад

yoo dude wazzup im ya alterego

@MrJizzinmypantz 4 года назад

"it was always cold because the atmosphere was half as thick and shit, but we didnt care, me and my homies were fish." My man is straight out of the primordial soup

@Matt-lx6cj 4 года назад

A Stone in the Sun needs to be in a rap or something would be dope haha

@eugeneng2574 4 года назад

He said that he had to learn how to rewalk 🤣

@rachanaacharya1799 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mikejohnson3338 3 года назад

From fish to rotary phones, dude's been alive for a minute.

@24934637 2 года назад

He's got brains made of primordial soup!

@ifareaged 4 года назад

Killed me at "there was only 1 continent"😂🤣🤣

@mandywathen7847 4 года назад

Right!! Me too

@Icecoldhard 4 года назад

Yep that one had me

@3258jose3258 4 года назад

"this bitch don't know bout pangea"

@martianastronaut4917 4 года назад

"That's a lot of ground to cover"

@jacksonmojela6770 4 года назад

Had me 😁😁😁 too ground to cover

@UhDuhMass 4 года назад

He out here reppin' that Pangea

@elcocaino8728 4 года назад

Lol got me dead

@jiboodie5344 4 года назад

“This bitch don’t know bout Pangea” - brain 🧠

@DokuNekuon 4 года назад

@@jiboodie5344 love that song

@waterdroplets1627 4 года назад

😂

@meneersfeerbeheer 4 года назад

@@jiboodie5344 I was just about to fucking comment that man

@joshioaz85 4 года назад

Modern kids: it sucks we have to walk to school, my feet hurt... Grandpa: back in MY day, we didnt have feet!

@giraffeorganic 3 года назад

Me and my homies were just fish!

@ryadh456 3 года назад

reminds me of Longbeachgriffy.

@timexyemerald6290 3 года назад

Modern kids:it sucks we had to walk to school, my feet hurt... Grandpa:back in my day, we didn't have feet Modern kids: Jesus. how old are you Grandpa:i saw big bang

@RebornLegacy 3 года назад

Godfrey joke 😔😒

@jamesclark7648 3 года назад

😆

@paufemza.8026 4 года назад

It’s like he gets exponentially older with every anecdote

@soulsymphony5111 4 года назад

a master remark man

@trampy6936 3 года назад

Uh... Ya, and? That's part of the joke.. how is this a revelation?

@mazwimadzinane8009 3 года назад

I saw that too 🤣🤣🤣

@safwanshahriar4108 3 года назад

@@trampy6936 Shut up bro. This guy's the og.

@mikejohnson3338 3 года назад

From fish to rotary phones, dude's been alive for a minute.

@MesGuided 4 года назад

Yo straight OG and these writers actually know how to end a sketch!! 👏👏👍👍😂😂

@MohanadHaji 4 года назад

Hi man can you tell me what OG means 😅

@MohanadHaji 4 года назад

@@jjokinen8420 thanks alot

@peluchinpower 4 года назад

You mean etch a sketch

@19ars92 4 года назад

Are you kidding me This sketch is shit man Not funny at all, maybe I’m more into black humor but still the sketch is as lame as Instagram comedians

@TheJofrica 4 года назад

It seems like a Key and Peele sketch

@vinny5727 4 года назад

"H I J K L M N *O* *G* " 😂

@zach4936 4 года назад

Vinny Prada yes

@dorucraiut6923 4 года назад

hahahhahaha

@justicephiri3323 4 года назад

who comes up with these lines! lol

@zach4936 4 года назад

@@justicephiri3323 stfu racist

@mog7501 4 года назад

@@zach4936 wtf? racist?

@blooz7134 4 года назад

"H I J K L M N O GEE!!!"that part had me laughing yo.

@ericgavizon8446 4 года назад

Wtf is ur aeroponics playlist lmao

@db5094 3 года назад

@@ericgavizon8446 why tf you going through his aeroponics playlist

@ericgavizon8446 3 года назад

@@db5094 idk I thought it was hella weird

@db5094 3 года назад

@@ericgavizon8446 brb gonna check his aeroponics playlist

@db5094 3 года назад

@@ericgavizon8446 you're right, looks like a normal kids play list ig

@caliqm2199 3 года назад

"Back in my day,we weren't allowed to smoke fools for a while cause there was only 20,000 of us" "Gangsters?" "No,humans"

@champ1159 3 года назад

OOOOOOOOOGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@kimalale 3 года назад

Right there!!!

@milutinbandjur5046 3 года назад

@malsmals 3 года назад

H I J K L M N *OG*

@interestsavvy6813 Год назад

H I J K L M N O G!

@SparklyUnicornDesi 4 года назад

"Me and my homies were fish anyway" Im getting that tattooed on me

@adanperez648 4 года назад

Do you like fish sticks?

@SpearDusk 4 года назад

that part got me xD

@elcocaino8728 4 года назад

"And then wakele wakele wakele with a long stick"

@kayladawn3855 4 года назад

Lite the fuse then snackate

@davidreal1031 4 года назад

Light the fuse and sácate!! 🤪

@RicardoMoralesMassin 4 года назад

I had to laugh pause at that part

@shivamwasp 4 года назад

**Light that fuse and snakate**

@slavinki1259 4 года назад

Light the Fuze then, Smackade

@matthewscottshea 3 года назад

It all makes sense when you realize he's immortal.

@tahaabbas6616 3 года назад

The Immortal OG. 😂😂😂

@bubeable 3 года назад

Don't hang me but what does OG mean? Like obviously something nostalgic and old but what exactly?

@kadei7117 3 года назад

@@bubeable OG means original They speaking how things were done back in the days before we came up with our own

@bubeable 3 года назад

@@kadei7117 Ooh, okay thanks :)

@memesfromdeepspace1075 3 года назад

Og (old God)

@rockstarimotski 3 года назад

Imagine him and Carlito (Jordan Peele) in the same sketch :D

@texasblue9206 2 года назад

Bruhhh

@stevehorspool2969 2 года назад

Consequencessss

@Pacific-qu7en 2 года назад

😂

@kindredlebel9175 2 года назад

The world would inplode

@jewelmarie3424 4 года назад

"I had to relearn how to walk... I got polio on my 30th birthday "🤣🤣🤣 THAT'S Og!!

@barneysykes4013 4 года назад

“You wanna know what’s OG you ever got round on a horse because you had to and not for fun esay” “O to the G man”

@Boog1137 4 года назад

ese*

@barneysykes4013 4 года назад

Kyle De Valk thanks man that’s OG

@gustavomendoza6028 4 года назад

Barney Sykes lol I wonder what level og I am then cause I work my horse daily

@AzeOfSpadez 4 года назад

@@Boog1137 esse**

@ricardocorona43 4 года назад

When he said “wacatè wacatè and snakatè” I felt that 🙌😭

@tim_kiprop 4 года назад

"shut up..I'm still dialing''😂😂😂😂😂

@greatduffel 4 года назад

TURN ON CAPTIONS FOR THE VIDEO AND YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED I PROMISE HAHAHAHA

@SellerOfSnakeOil 4 года назад

Came here to make this comment

@BKHunnie23 4 года назад

Okay. I thought is was just me. *Puts imaginary penis down* wtf lmaooo

@Trashheapcuntspawn 4 года назад

Feels good to be appreciated.

@mr.e2297 4 года назад

That jojo reference though.

@Trashheapcuntspawn 4 года назад

@@mr.e2297 You got it? god bless you sir.

@largenardge315 3 года назад

@2:04 🤣- “*Intense Penance Stare as the South American souls of the damned leave his eyes and deliberate on whether this mortal shall be spared or not*” IYKYK 😂😂

@thebernardpurpose2525 3 года назад

He relearned how to walk after having polio on his 30th birthday. R E S P E C T

@RickyBobby42069 3 года назад

That's OG

@not_fresh6736 4 года назад

"i have so many questions" all day every day

@JuneBuggJr 4 года назад

Lol, I cried laughing at the slap and old school bike

@JuneBuggJr 4 года назад

Oh yeah, OG Bike ha

@marcosorduno9203 4 года назад

I got so many questions man

@redalawson3897 3 года назад

“Wackate wackate waxkate” “Then Smackate!” 😂😂😂

@mahadiaman9617 3 года назад

Bruh respect for the guy who wrote the subtitles.He is the actual OG

@Bardomp 8 месяцев назад

Yeah they are so weird, surprised no one talks about them.

@av076 4 года назад

"yo dawg, when are you from?" 😂💀💀

@TheSmilodon85 4 года назад

LMFAO 😂 💀

@Sheriff_K 4 года назад

Nah but like, what if he was actually an immortal though? 🤨🤔

@elcocaino8728 4 года назад

@@Sheriff_K fr.old ass gangster from a different time period

@Lobo0011 4 года назад

Sheriff K read the captions of when he gets called a busted ass poser 😂😂

@GotYiffs 4 года назад

HE'S FROM H I J K ... LMNO Geeeeee, duh respect the OG

@derpinated 4 года назад

Back in the day we had to deal with softcore porn ads. Now that’s OG.

@zerocooljpn 4 года назад

soft porn sucked so much

@slowmo4388 4 года назад

With dial-up loud as hell.

@SaveThePurpleRhino 4 года назад

But we have virtual girl on our desktop

@Sytijinx 4 года назад

🤣😂🤣 I kinda miss the softy porn. It made a person curious, but annoyed at the same time, so eventually *click click*

@danonbrez3827 4 года назад

"Dial 1-900-HOT-HOTT"

@quetzal91 3 года назад

“I have so many questions” Literally me everywhere I go. LMAO

@thatoneguy5992 3 года назад

He's so OG when he was young it was just called gangster.

@janrudzki8612 4 года назад

reminds me of Key and Peele "Loco" sketch

@jaysontan8094 4 года назад

Yeah i miss carlito the true gangstah.

@lestercoattailsaloser8887 4 года назад

they will collab !! i dont think it will be their egos that kill it but some executives b.s

@themayachronicles1616 4 года назад

Yea, me too.

@steelxx1779 4 года назад

Same

@fatmandirtball4746 4 года назад

Carlito is LOCO ESE

@coryk2521 4 года назад

You think this is OG? When I was a kid, we were all just cosmic dust floating through the empty void of space.

@Karlwasright 4 года назад

Nigga, when I was a kid, you couldn't even move, cause all of space time was centered into one point. But ya'll wouldn't know nuthin' bout that.

@duritoburito989 4 года назад

Daym thats OG

@OdysseusVrakas 4 года назад

@Shinee bro when I was a kid. I watched you say those words and be like aw little bro learning to talk

@BobzBurg3rz 4 года назад

Charlaay holmes thats OG

@tantainguyen4290 4 года назад

OG af homes

@tats_sacs 3 года назад

Me thinking while watching “How far will he go back?” Thought he would go to the pyramids then he went as far as Pangaea. That floored me 😂

@Regulxrnoob 2 года назад

"There was only one continent there a lot of ground to cover"🤣🤣🤣

@micsmith180 4 года назад

You know whats real OG? Is when you have to wait for the big bang to happen ese.

@shrek19yearsago78 2 года назад

The Big Bang is not real because i was there

@Carl-ee7sq 4 года назад

“You talking about a musket?” 💀😭

@brokebastard 3 года назад

Back in the day, we didn't have running water. We had to lick each other clean, like cats.

@nomadactual2484 3 года назад

O to the G

@willhenry767 3 года назад

I started dying of laughter when he rode away on the bike at the end😂😂😂

@gabrielmendez2967 4 года назад

*Intense Penance Stare as the South Amaerican souls of the damned leave his eyes and deliberate on whether this mortal shall be spared or not*

@gabrielmendez2967 4 года назад

2:03

@Tonybc99 4 года назад

Werid, since they are imitating mexicans, and mexico is in north america

@Atom85825 4 года назад

Also this is even better now with Robbie Reyes's Ghost Rider in mind lmao

@Trashheapcuntspawn 3 года назад

@@Tonybc99 Should I change it? I didn't know Mexico was in North America, but that feels like it ruins the joke.

@SPCrisis 3 года назад

Amateur Menace nah don’t trip about it. They got South American gangs too

@pamela8330189 4 года назад

This is it! I didn't think anything could top off Pitbull but this one does😂😂😂😂 The slapping was the icing on the cake 👌👌👌👌

@MVSVOLQUEZ 4 года назад

@a.g8969 4 года назад

The translator skit is probably the best so far.

@MohanadHaji 4 года назад

Hii can you tell me what is OG 😅😅

@wandan98 4 года назад

"*Intense Penance Stare as the South American souls of the damned leaves his eyes and deliberate on whether this mortal shall be spared or not*" That's some OG captions..DALE DALE 305 WORLDWIDE

@CJ-ui4tg 3 года назад

"Back in the day, we didn't wear facemasks"- the real OG

@u.v.s.5583 3 года назад

Oh, dude, when was that? Was it before the battle of Ypres?

@TeaNBon3z 4 года назад

“Yo,Man when are you from?”had me dying😂

@davidbenmarti 4 года назад

I am really impressed by this actor! He played in Narcos a scary terrifying Charakter, and here he played also a gangster, but in a very funny way. And both performances are spot on. Would be happy to see him in a bigger spotlight

@chaotickappaandalohasnackb2951 4 года назад

2:06 JoJo reference in captions

@darthkarnage7538 2 года назад

I swear we need a sketch with Arturo Castro together with Key and Peele. Imagine the chaotic sketches they would come up with 😆😆

@isaiahcontreras8165 4 года назад

Dam g that's og,

@Thepaolo98 4 года назад

Isaiah Contreras your comment it’s OG ese

@sCube369 4 года назад

1:38 You see my homes, at your age, the air was always cold ese, always cold; cuz' the atmosphere was like, half as thick as it is now and shit. But it didn't matter to us, bruh. Me and my homies was fish anyways, you feel me? Que!? Glug glug motherfocka, glug glug...

@nursultantulyakbay7070 4 года назад

Lol I keep coming back to this video to re-watch it once in a while. So funny.

@nursultantulyakbay7070 2 года назад

Back in 2022.

@tinykid9988 4 года назад

That cycle. DAMN. THAT'S HEAT BRO. ROLLIN OG

@ajitbhardwaj 4 года назад

that glove slap and then that old bicycle wow

@elvergalarga3182 4 года назад

OG schooling them fools 😂

@laurabrooks8824 4 года назад

Fuckin A right

@lukask2597 4 года назад

Turn on captions at: 0:32 1:10 1:18 1:21 1:30 1:52 2:04 - 2:13 (includes jojo reference) And lastly 2:26 for old bike Edits were made whilst watching to get these time stamps

@Trashheapcuntspawn 3 года назад

Thank you for letting me know it wasn't a total waste of time. And also paying the gesture forward from me.

@sowhat... 3 года назад

What's the Jojo reference? Jojo who? I thought it was a singer I think from kci and jojo or whatever but maybe you mean some cartoon?

@mikeferrer2342 4 года назад

"whackity whackity whackity with a long stick, Light the fuse then Snackity!" Lolol

@khrystoferambriz5897 4 года назад

lmao shnackate

@SultanAbdulRehman 4 года назад

"I have so many questions man" 😂

@artbygabe 4 года назад

WACKEDY, WACKEDY, WACKEDY, then SMACKEDY!! lol 🤣

@resortpoint 3 года назад

Just discovered the Alternatino. The translator video had me hooked. We need more videos please.

@lestat23989 4 года назад

I'm loving the creativity of subtitles recently

@ace1776 4 года назад

I remember hearing muskets going “smackate” in the hood growing up!

@VianneyCreates 4 года назад

This was PERFECT! LOL! The way he packed his musket...wacate wacate. OMG! "A pox on your clika." I can't stop laughing.

@tobeherself 3 года назад

This is giving me “consequences” vibes

@abhimanyuvenugopal9707 4 года назад

So glad I the Closed captions were turned on

@vinny5727 4 года назад

This reminds me of Key and peele's "Carlito" skits.

@budtastic1224 4 года назад

Consequences!

@fighterck6241 4 года назад

That's Carlito's mentor.

@Aahe42 4 года назад

Sitting is for pussies!

@mikejeffries3333 4 года назад

"I may not be OG, but you know who is? My friend, Mister Basurahead!"

@mrulizez12ify 4 года назад

1:32 “Yo dawg when are you from”😂

@mokshalotionshow8123 4 года назад

I love alternatino man Every sketch is fire🔥🔥

@captaineldeezee1336 2 года назад

These subtitles are great! Props to whoever wrote them. A real OG, know what I'm saying?

@laserpmr 2 года назад

Back in my day, we didn't have no subtitles. We had pencil them in on a tv

@petrusedwardjr.2598 4 года назад

This probably the funniest skit on this channel right after the the substitute teacher one

@AudaibnJad1 4 года назад

Try the one with the architect or the border crossing guy.

@AcediaFPS 4 года назад

literal translator is still the best for me

@xxblankxxzy1622 4 года назад

go watch more key and peele might change ur mind

@dco1019 4 года назад

From alternatino the worst translator is best. He didnt top that one yet

@shadowreaper5413 4 года назад

@@dco1019 true

@jesusbrown9276 4 года назад

“When I was growing up, my abuelitas house was the only Taco Bell”

@KalelaChannel 4 года назад

What is abuelitas? Is that spanish for grandma or something?

@jesusbrown9276 4 года назад

Kalela lol yea bro

@josetobon1799 4 года назад

Thats og

@Wonderland_Homestead 4 года назад

Just wonderin, how do you get the ita?

@alexandercrush 4 года назад

Respecto the OG 👊😧

@kaltinhomer4853 3 года назад

"When are yu from"😂😂i was asking the same question,,dude was living in the ice age😂

@r.m.a.j7770 4 года назад

He Looks like The Guy From”The Shot Caller”.

@farisariffin8188 4 года назад

The bicycle got me 😂

@jaimegarcia4436 4 года назад

These skits just keep getting better everytime!

@inkco420 4 года назад

"I have so many questions man" xD

@mozaarsenal1113 4 года назад

Prime Minister just announced another 2 weeks extension of lockdown..was so stressed just now, but feel good after had a good laugh watching this skit..love it!

@MyLife-og2kr 4 года назад

Truest OG if I've ever known one. Respect.

@joshoneal2112 4 года назад

This guy is top tier comedy. His skits has me really dying over here. Praise to OG.

@biggSHNDO 4 года назад

Y’all’s skits got me laughing just as hard if not harder than Key and Peele.

@ezradoesnothing3911 3 года назад

"Oh, you're approaching me?" Turn on the Captions.

@dauwlamon3334 3 года назад

Is that a motherf*cking JoJo reference

@stephm8932 4 года назад

This guy is HYSTERICAL!! ❤❤

@wesleysmith9959 4 года назад

Can we all stop to acknowledge that really nice flannel he’s wearing... just saying

@ajmalsafi13 2 года назад

That's OG.

@Anphyx 4 года назад

2:06 English Captions: Oh You're Approaching me? iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE?!?

@nomu7929 4 года назад

dude the subtitles are so good

@JuwonSimmons 4 года назад

I see Alternatino, I click, I learn something new about society. Simple.

@epicfandoms429 4 года назад

My 90 year old grandma had to ride a horse to school by the first grade and then she got pneumonia from riding in the rain and then had to repeat the first grade. She would hear coyotes and mountain lions attacking her family's farm animals almost nightly. Once she had to run away from the house since a bear had come from the mountains and was eating their berries. Now that was OG in the wild Pacific Northwest