What not to do on Public Transport 

I was visiting Ireland and I took the bus back to he hotel and a woman next to me started shaving her legs

There was a rule I saw tapped inside the subway once. It said "DONT POLE DANCE ON THE SUBWAY!" Did it happen that often they need a sign?!?!

Back in the days when Dan used to go outside...

When you sit on a train and people stare at you like. ' So are you going to offer me that seat or what ??'

I once accidentally gave my phone to a stranger on a plane. He stole it, I now have new phone

dan truly makes england sound like the scariest place on earth

"So I recently moved to London" Hey buddy, you in London?

When Dan doesn't realise you can use oyster on London buses

I hate when I'm on the Hogwarts express and someone sits in my compartment when there is an empty one right across.

I hate it when ALL the seats are taken on the bus and you end up being the one weirdo thats standing up, sliding around (freakin bus drivers want me dead) & hugging the pole for dear life while you try not to fall or put your butt by someones face... Isn't public transport fun?

I was on a bus and this guy was waving to the bus to stop and someone next to me just waved to him like he was saying Hi. I felt so bad

That weird guy that stares at you Pls tell me I'm not the only one that has this happen to them

I left my aunts house in New York once and was running toward the bus yelling, "Stop!" "Wait!" Everyone is staring at me through the bus windows laughing and pointing. To make matter worse, they were throwing stuff and yelling too. My life feels so horrible, the worst part is when I fuckin made it to school, I was in a lab and a bloody spider went and bit me! And now, great power comes with great responsibility

School. I don't usually ride the bus at school, and I'm going to sound super whiny. But... Literally 400 kids on 2 buses, I am not even joking. Claustrophobia & anxiety, whole way there. And back. Traumatic experience.

That one person who keeps trying to read your texts

Those people that claw their way to the doors like getting a seat is the ticket to invincibility and don't care whose arms they tear off in the process.

when you're carrying a backpack and people push it off your shoulder as they're walking by

When he said King's Cross I'm like "Harry Potter reference! ...Oh, wait. No. He's actually British and this place actually exists."

ok so this happened today and... I was going home from school and i got onto a jeep (public transportation in the philippines.) and jeeps don't have stops or anything, instead they go around in areas of the town. So I was riding the jeep and i thought that we were passing by the street where I lived in and I told the driver to stop. when i got down i realized that i was actually 6 blocks away. and i couldn't just go back in since it was embarassing and every passenger heard me. so i had to walk 6 and a half blocks to my house in the scorching heat. Dan why are we like this

"I find myself getting probed by some guy in a trenchcoat" smh Cas what will Dean think

"And I find my self getting probed by some guy in a trench coat", what is this? Dean's diary?

I appreciate within the same minute he mentioned kings cross and apparation

okay, so everyone decides to push and shove while on the subway. so, I was with my mom and dad and brothers and we were getting off, and this lady clearly sees that I am walking behind my mom and she just pushes me out of the way to get off. I ALMOST LOST MY PARENTS.

Dan: thousands of people in business suits power walk to the gates. . . Me: True Dan:. . . Like Sperm Me: danIEL

"I find myself getting probed by some guy in a trench coat" Well.... Dean will certainly be jealous. Watch out Dan, you got a Winchester on you now.

I had to walk home from a shopping center and so my mom told me to take a bus. Bad. Idea. I ended up getting on, then sitting down, then realizing it was the WRONG BUS and then proceeding to take the bus IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION because I was too awkward to get off. This resulted in me walking home 2.5 miles in plastic flip flops.

I just visited London and I literally couldn't keep up with HOW FAST EVERYTHING WAS MOVING. Like we (meaning my parents, brother and I) had to stop and look at the underground maps because we didn't know which lines to get on and I was shoved and glared at at least a thousand times from angry business people. So yes. Like sperm. It was terrifying.

I fell up an escalator too! But I was in DC and it was only my sister with me which is almost worse, because i lived with her, and she never lets me forget it.

That kid that keeps on kicking the back of your seat -_-

"And I find myself getting probed by a guy in a trenchcoat." OMG HE GETS PROBED BY CASTIEL I'M DYING LMFAO

Dan, have you ever ran at the wall in between platforms 9 and 10 at kings cross station

2:07 king ahead of his time

one of the reasons i love dan is because you can talk to him like he's one of your girl friends

I flushed a toilet on an airplane and screamed because it scared me

I feel bad now because when I was like six, I was that kid who pushed the stop button constantly xD

My solution: I just don't go outside

Guy in a trench coat? FREEZE YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAIN SWIM IN THE IIIIIICE GET LOST IN THE PAAAAAIN

*at school* *all the class is strangely silent* my stomach: *makes a sound of a dyling whale* thanks, jesus.

My biggest pet peeve is when a lot of people need to crowd into a bus, but the first person to get on stops way too soon. Now there's a lot of people shoving and complaining, and some people won't be able to get on (like me) and there's SO MUCH ROOM in front of that one guy! I mean at least move up a little, you know?

I got my hand stuck in between the elevator door, like the one that has a double door with room inside for the other door....yeah...that one. Im lucky my hand is still ok.

The amount of times I've nearly been hit by a car in London is ridiculous..... Like if it wasn't for my dad who kept pulling me back before I stepped out into a busy road, I would probably be as flat as a pancake rn

I accidentally fell on a creepy asf guy when on the underground....I've never been the same...

i hate the kids who think they're so swag and cool hahahhhahhhh!!!!!1!!!!!11 i was on the bus (no shit) and a bunch of kids went on the bus, sat at the back of the bus and blasted some horrible music, as well as videoing themselves on snapchat. they thought it would be funny to zoom in my face since i was in front of them (these were like the non double decker buses and it was packed), i 'accidentally' slapped the phone out their hands and got off the bus. aint nobody got time for that

"So I should just get a car" NO. A CAR IS THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN LONDON

The worst thing I know when I am on busses, trains, etc. there are always that one person who sits down next to me and tries to start a conversation... I am listening to music, I fucking hate small talk and I don't know you!!! GTFO!!!

And on my school bus there's this SUPER ANNOYING SELF CENTERED girl who used to sing jar of hearts out loud everyday. I remember one time someone yelled at her to shut up and she replied with "shut up IM a good singer!" And she was absolute crap.

I'm re watching all Dans "what not to do" videos and OMG there's alot

I really hate it when I have to stand up in a full bus, everyone seems to look at me as I try to get to the doors... hate it

Once i sat in the tube when suddenly it stopped for some reason and a lot of people fell. Believe it or not but seriously on of them a middle aged guy landed with his face on my clevage got up an instead of going "omg I'm sorry" he actually said "my face is not the only part of my body who would like to touch those" and winked at me. I was 15 when that happend and that guy in his thirtys hit on me. What the fuck. I'm more of a bus person now.

"blap blap blap"

Oyster sounds so weird.. We have opal cards in Sydney.

Lol i live in London and i can relate to everything Dan says

I once fell on an escalator and scraped my knee....... I got a kitten afterwards, though.

I hate it when you're on the bus and some weird person Just site's in front of you and JUST Stares

On the way to a BVB concert in London we were in the underground and it was soo packed me and my friends had to form the "sandwhich" and squish next to each other, the train jerked forward as it left one of the stations and we all fell into some other BVB fans..

The SARS mention didn't age well...

You made me scared of my upcoming trip to London. Thanks.

If you think public transport in London is bad, come to New York for double the torture. You literally can not get on the subway car without having that one guy next to you who raises his arm and all you smell for the next 10 minutes is his arm pit, which always happens to be sweaty because the goddamn subway cars are always so full that you can't feel the air conditioning. And on the buses, the drivers will literally kick you off if you don't have a metro card or the exact change. No joke this actually happened to me and my friend once.

I once pressed the button on the bus then decided i didn't want to get off at that stop but i had to because the driver was being all huffy and impatient and going "SO IS ANYONE GOING TO GET OFF OR WHAT?" and i didn't want to draw attention to myself so i just got off xD

I was on the tube once and I had to be on there for about an hour but where I was there was no seats but there was plenty of standing room. Then we got to Kings Cross... Suddenly the compartment is pack so full I almost drowned in people (I'm super short) but I was standing with my hand on a poll and a guy was standing there with his hand on the poll. Not a big deal right? Wrong. Because it was so cramped we were being pushed together and cause he was short like me and my head was being pushed up (yes it was so crowded I couldn't control what direction my head was in) and we just had to stare into each other's eyes and try desperately not to kiss a random stranger. We didn't kiss (thank god). When it was his stop needless to say both of us were very happy.

Ending up as the only person left on the city bus and suddenly feeling like you're wasting the driver's time...

The person who tries to have a conversation with you 😒

1:37 I was drinking juice then choked on it XD

That part about getting off the bus anyways... I can relate. Somebody ELSE pushed the button and I thought it was one of my friends and I literally got off the bus FOR them... That's next level anxiety

I got on the bus and it was just me and then this skater kid with a California hat got on and he was listening to One Direction through his headphones. I could hear every word of the song.

this video is my favourite when it comes to Dan's hair!!!!

to make you feel better in third grade it was a friday and we did prayer circle then every friday in the middle of prayer circle i fainted and i did it again at summer camp and in second grade i peed myself down the slide

"aRe YoU gOnNa Go FoR iT!?!?"

My friends mum went to London and nearly hit Alan Rickman with her car...

I hate when that one snobby group of girls talks and laughs REALLY loud to the point where I can't even hear my music through my headphones. Like, I don't care who the hell likes Brad, I want to listen to Michael Clifford's angelic solo right now, thanks.

Kings Cross... HHHAAARRRYY PPPOOOTTTTEEERRR

I hate it when a train is full and a seat opens and you're so close to sitting down when some random swoops in and steals it from you.

"like sperm" Jesus that's exactly like the subway here in New York I stg

99% of people won't see this but the 1% that does have a good 2017 I hope it's amazing for you!

i hate it when youre in a hurry then youre being surrounded by slow walking ppl ;-;

Coughing swine flu sars guy hits different

THOSE CHILDREN WHO CONSTANTLY YELL ARE SOME KIND OF SATAN

Wonder if Dan's ever been on the subway in the Bronx. It's freaking terrifying, it feels like you're about to be mugged. Don't get me wrong, I love New York, and mostly the Subway's okay, but I don't do the lines passing through the Bronx *shudder*

So an oyster card is like a metro card

I took the bus once, and a random stranger sat next to me. I stared out the window the whole time and pretended to be deaf, when they tried to make small talk.

I once fell up an escalator. Which was yesterday, and I came back to comment this. So I was like smOOthly rolling down, but on the other side I recognized my mum (going up). I forgot that I was on an escalator, and started running like it was some sort of stairs, then I fell and the sharp tips of the stairs just stabBED ME IN THE LEG. Someone stopped the escalator and I started crying. Wow, I am such a crybaby.

When people fucking walk slow in front of me. I'm sorry but I have 10 minutes to get across campus and I don't have time for this shit.

I hate when people try to talk to me on the buss/train, I just sit there and give them the death stare.... Don't judge me....

I feel like we all need to rewatch this series after being in quarantine for so long.

I'm so introverted I can't function in public places or any type of social event. In other words, I haven't been outside in ages and the only people that can understand my awkward ways are my best friends in the entire world. IMMA LOSER.

Rip sexy end screen dance. Ripperoni pepperoni. Cri

I hate it, when these annoying teenagers get on and talk to each other so LOUDLY THAT EVERYONE HEARD.

I’m a danger to children on trains because I knee them on the face 🤦🏽‍♀️

I can't deny that I would have done the exact same thing , If I had pushed the stop button accidentally , and cause I have the orientation of a potatoe , I would probably walk around for about 1 hour , trying to find at least another public transport and cause I have no clue of the underground and bus system I would probably get lost there too :D

Just say the word "Trenchcoat" and the whole Supernatural fandom comes to say hello :') Oh God, we're everywhere

Saw the title... instantly thought of him getting his head stuck 😂😂

The mask and reference to SARS takes on completely new meaning now. If I'm not confused SARS is closely related to Covid-19 by the way.

wait guy in a trench coat?? SPN fandom ........ nope just me and a castiel picture

My pants fell down as I got off the escalator and I was stuck for 5 HOURS. In the end police turned up along with paramedics, My dad left me there. I would to if I was in his situaton

I take the bus quite often and there's this unspoken rule that if your food is easily concealable and you can't smell it it's fine, but otherwise you don't fucking eat it. One time it was just me and this lady eating really pungent Chinese food, and the driver literally stopped the bus to tell her to knock that shit off. It was great.

Anyone else rewatching him in quarantine 😂

Once the bus driver asked me if i'd done my homework, I said no, and he give me a lecture to why it's important and the bus was full. Yup.

Watching this in 2016 and screaming

Here at my country... I usually take the train to go to school and I remember one time I've waited for 4 hours in a line to get on a train... As you can see there is a picture of it that looks like a thousands of people are in massive line just to get ride one a train... I've missed 3 of my class that time..

People who sit next to you when you are getting off at the next stop. That’s annoying af