What Patronus Animal are Dan and Phil?! - Pottermore 

“you’re full of salt” “okay yeah, thanks bitch” lmao

"You're full of salt." "Thanks bitch."

phil: *chooses protecting * dan: *chooses being safe * me: *chooses crying *

My patronus is a rat. A R A T .

He protecc He attacc But most importantly His patronus is a cat

"Let's hear a Siberian Cat hoot!" -Phil Lester 2017

No one: Literally no body: Dan: *the S U C C*

“And an equally impressive large full tail,,,wELL GOLLY”

“Who would choose rough???” Don’t kink shame Danny

Y'all it went by quick but listen up, he's so right. Without trust, hope can't be genuine. Without trust, love can't last. Dan's out here blasting out that 2-second philosophy

This is Dan: He attacc He protecc but most importantly... He ain't a snek!

Dan: Trust because then the other two are pointless Me: That was so sweet and true

"relax, think of your happiest memory..." dan: "eating...all the time." me: *clutches heart and whispers solemnly* "same, dan...same."

Dan saying *_hoot-ussy_* made me spit out my almond milk lmaooooo

"What is a Dementor?" *"You're mum"*

He protec He attac _He’s a cat_

Phil: What is a dementor? Dan: Your mom I'm sure Kathryn is not happy

When taking this quiz it kept saying “last question” and then when I answered it would say “hmmm one more” over and over again 😂 in the end it said “your very confusing patronus is a Lynx”

free vs safe wonder if after dans SUPER BRAVE video if he would still choose safety over freedom...

Dan: *jokes about Phil’s patronus being a mole* ...My patronus is actually a mole.

Dan calling Phil 'bitch' is my aesthetic

Dan: Who would choose rough? Me: I did.

"the s u c c"

he protecc he attacc but most importantly... phil’s a cat

"TRUST! Or else the other two are pointless" Dan honey who hurt you?

*HARRYS PATRONUS IS NOT A DEER ITS A STAG*

the immediate awkward giggles when Phil had to chose between rough and smooth were everything lol

Phil is allergic to his own patronus!?!?!?

Of course Howell is an owl

My patronus is litarly a dolphin, though that makes sense lol

0:00 You can see the death in Dan's eyes lol

He protecc He attacc but most importantly Phil wants this meme to come bacc

he protecc he attacc but most importantly the harry potter quizzes are bacc

Anyone who didn't know about Harry's patronus Yes it's James Potter when he was an animagi

Did anyone else get a dragon patronous? It said it was very rare and strange, I wanna know who else is rare and strange! I'm also in slytherin and have a blackthorn wand with dragon heartstring.

Well I guess you could call him... Daniel Howl I'll see myself out

Dan's patronus is an... eagle howell (I'll show myself out)

just realized they're the owl and the pussycat, even their patronuses are already a dynamic duo

I have the superior patronus. It is *Otto Von Bismarck.*

An owl for the Howell

"It protects you from the suck" -Daniel Howell 2017

Phil: "Harry had a deer so-" Me: Well, it was a Stag, so a male deer Phil: "It said, Go away Voldemort." Me: No, It didn't

How is no one addressing that dan is wearing his own fucking merch

They protecc They attacc But most of all They discover which animal has their bacc

Dan: "It's says better with headphones" Phil: "Fine we did it wrong."

Dan 100% knows that Harry's patronus is a stag, not a deer and he knows exactly why it's a stag. He's not correcting Phil so he doesn't feel bad for not knowing enough Harry Potter.

Mine is a Bay Mare and I think that is super cool because Ginny's Patronus is a horse too👍🏽 (She's my second favorite character)

he protecc he attac but most importantly his patronus is a siberian cat

"think of your happiest memory: eating.. all the time" *same Dan, same*

PHIL AND I HAVE THE SAME PATRONUS MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

My brother took the patronus quiz and got a mole rat and I’m still laughing 😂

Dan: mister vet my cat is broken *looks at cat* Cat: hoot

My Patronus is a wild boar and my Chinese zodiac is also a boar, I don't know if I should be offended that the universe is telling me I'm a pig.

My patrounus is a mole...😶

Lol this was uploaded on my b-day and I love Harry Potter lol

I looked up the meaning of both their Patronuses: Phil- "Siberian cats are perfect as Patronuses. Fearless yet easygoing, they seem to always know when their humans need them for support or comfort. They can be quiet, with soft melodic purrs and chirps. While these may not be the cats to chase down a Dementor, they will stay with you, protecting and calming you until the Dementor fades away." Dan- Eagle- "owls are one of the largest genera of owls, and they tend to be very vocal, especially during the winter months when they are most territorial. The chill of a Dementor wouldn’t slow this Patronus down one bit as it put its hunting skills and talons to use, sending your dark assailant packing. Eagle-owls are known to be surprisingly fast, so those Dementors should be gone in no time at all."

phil : "i don't want to be near any danger" me : dANGer mEn aT wOrK, dAnGeR meN aT woRk

You know u are obsessed when you scream FIGHTING OFF DEMENTORS at Phil while he is trying to explain the Patronus Charm

He protecc He attacc And his Patronus got his bacc

"equally impressive large full tail" DANIEL WTF IS THAT FACE WHILE SAYING THAT?? OMGDZL

•••On the first day of GAMINGMAS Dan and Phil gave to us.... a pregnant lynx with Dan as a furry •••On the second day of GAMINGMAS Dan and Phil gave to us... two Hogwarts houses... and a pregnant lynx with Dan as a furry •••On the third day of GAMINGMAS Dan and Phil gave to us... 3+ childhood ruining moments... two Hogwarts houses... and a pregnant lynx with Dan as a furry •••On the fourth day of GAMINGMAS Dan and Phil gave to us... Nuki in cute costumes... 3+ childhood ruining moments... two Hogwarts houses... and a pregnant lynx with Dan as a furry •••On the fifth day of GAMINGMAS Dan and Phil gave to us... five Mario Kart rounds, Nuki in cute costumes, 3+ childhood ruining moments, two Hogwarts houses, and a pregnant lynx with Dan as a furry! •••On the sixth day of GAMINGMAS Dan and Phil gave to us... creepy things in the neighbors basement, five Mario Kart rounds, Nuki in cute costumes, 3+ childhood ruining moments, Two Hogwarts houses, And a pregnant lynx with Dan as a furry! •••On the seventh day of GAMINGMAS Dan and Phil gave to us... 7+ very questionable questions, creepy things in the neighbors basement, five Mario Kart rounds, Nuki in cute costumes, 3+ childhood ruining moments, two Hogwarts houses, and a pregnant lynx with Dan as a furry! •••On the eighth day of GAMINGMAS Dan and Phil gave to us...a FIERCE game of geometry dash, 7+ very questionable questions, creepy thing in the neighbors basement, five Mario Kart rounds, Nuki in cute costumes, 3+ childhood ruining moments, two Hogwarts houses, and a pregnant lynx with Dan as a furry! •••On the ninth day of GAMINGMAS Dan and Phil gave to us.. nine over cooked cheeses, a fierce game of geometry dash, 7 very questionable questions, creepy things in the neighbors basement, five Mario Kart rounds, Nuki in cute costumes, 3+ childhood ruining moments, two Hogwarts houses, and a pregnant lynx with Dan as a furry! •••On the tenth day of GAMINGMAS Dan and Phil gave to us... two patronus’s for the Gryffindor and Hufflepuff... nine overcooked cheeses, a fierce game of geometry dash, 7 very questionable questions, creepy things in the neighbors basement, five Mario Kart rounds, Nuki in cute costumes, 3+ childhood ruining moments, two Hogwarts houses, and a pregnant lynx with Dan as a furry!

my patronus is a thestral - LOVE IT

I had a black swan it was super graceful, the way it flapped its wings, the way it flew around...

my patronus is a frickin RAT I didn't know dan was a patronus???

"It protects you from the succ, which could happen to any of us at any moment" - Daniel Howell 2017

Can you imagine the chaos when they make a video for which wand they should have? T H E I N N U E N D O E S

YAY PHIL IS IN MY HOUSE

"What is a dementor?" "Ur mum"

Dan: “Mr. Vets, my cat is broken.” Dan and Phil in unison: “HOOT” *Just end me*

Eagle Owl - Eagle-owls are one of the largest genera of owls, and they tend to be very vocal, especially during the winter months when they are most territorial. The chill of a Dementor wouldn’t slow this Patronus down one bit as it put its hunting skills and talons to use, sending your dark assailant packing. Eagle-owls are known to be surprisingly fast, so those Dementors should be gone in no time at all. Siberian Cat - Siberian cats are perfect as Patronuses. Fearless yet easygoing, they seem to always know when their humans need them for support or comfort. They can be quiet, with soft melodic purrs and chirps. While these may not be the cats to chase down a Dementor, they will stay with you, protecting and calming you until the Dementor fades away.

I love these Harry Potter vids✨

Daniel Howell rhymes with eagle owl

*"show me that hootussy"* - Dan, 2017

Yours are really in-depth I just got a black mare

When it said that the patrons is a physical representation of your desire to survive my immediate response was “dan doesn’t have one”

*DAN OWL*

He protecc He attacc But most importantly *phil brings this meme bacc*

i’m watching this while i have the interactive introvert merch on and i nodded when dan said “it’s gonna be great”

I have a Bassett Hound as a Patronous, I love him

Cow goes moo, Frog goes croak, Mouse goes squeak..... And the Siberian cat goes hoot!

_large full tail_ Dan: *wow okay*

I was doing both the house quiz and this quiz with them and I first did the house quiz a long time ago and got hufflepuff, but rushed my answers because I was around my friends. I've since redone the quiz twice and both times I've gotten Gryffindor sooo yaayy me and Dan can be outcasts together. Also for my patronus I got a bassett hound, which is flipping amazing because I love them!!

"Illuminate me with you knowledge probe." - Daniel Howell, 2017

Now the fan fiction writers can properly do Harry Potter aus

What about your ilvermorny houses?

I got a swallow as my patronus and it just so happens that my first tattoo was multiple swallows flying away from a tree... you wouldn’t believe how shocked and excited i got

Aw, an owl and a cat, that's cute. I got a motherfricking dragon. Bitch.

So, is Dan's Patronus an Eagle *_Howell_* ?

They look so cute!!!!

I just realized I got the same Partonus as Phil

So... I couldn't help but do some research.... Phil: Cats represents a balance of strength in both physical and spiritual, psychic and sensual powers, merging these two worlds into one. Curious, intelligent, and physically adept, cat people tend to live in a world all their own. Dan: Wisdom through learning and experiences gives us the vision to see and navigate anything we come upon, no matter how dark or foreboding. The ability to truly listen, and not be deceived by outward appearances; how to recognize the truth. Owl people tend to be secretive and complex, often preferring the solitude of their own thoughts to general interaction, though when they so choose, they make excellent teachers and spiritual guides.

'Oh yeah, thanks bitch'

When I was smaller, I got a lynx. Earlier, I thought too hard and got a wild boar. I retook it, taking the first word that came to mind, got a mole, and the description fit me perfectly.

i’m i’m currently watching dan and phil doing something to do with harry potter eating a scone and drinking tea you can’t get more british than this 🇬🇧

i got a pug. a fucking pug.

What if Dan's a dementor, but he's terrible at his job and instead of sucking on souls he always loses them which is why Voldemort fired him and now he does RU-vid as a job with his happy best friend but secretly he's ever so slowly trying to suck Phil's soul over a long period of time? (Please take note this comment isn't supposed to be SIRIUS)

I keep checking the tour website to make sure they’re not coming here and every time I just feel a little sad and move on.

my patronus is a snake type thing, which is great bcus snakes are my favorite animal :D

Of course, Dan got one of the rarest patronus you can get.

My friend go a SALMON as their patronus. I'm dying of laughter.