What's Your Body Count? 

Well Stevie is a visionary, and he’s paved the path for her but she’s come around really well

All three together is always the best content

@@PlebeianKilo dont forget trevor

Actor and actress.

Simp

Facts 💯

This is a normal, mainstream euphemism...

She did her father and two brothers... And her uncle.

Fr

she begs to differ 😂😅😂

This is a normal mainstream euphemism...

@@tjmarx true

Man that took me out

😂😂exactly broo….i was bursting in laughter 😂😂😂❤

That was awesome😂

I thought that was going to be the way it played out too. Especially when she brought up her uncle.

plot twist - the average real ♀ does the same, but she isn't joking

Most funny is he has to dance around the truth, if a WOMAN is WOMAN she will be proud of her past. Mean while an Adult child will get offended. Be a MAN ask for the truth and move on.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Doesn’t mean she needs to reply to him

@@spanishprisoner dude all you had to do was go past his comment, why are you so bothered what he finds hilarious. It costs absolutely nothing to be nice or polite to others

@@spanishprisoner are you a rere?

She never answered; Stevie dodged a bullet. Hilarious video.

​@@spanishprisoner I'm totally standing behind you on this topic. Someone need to take a stance against the inflation of adverbs. Now days people seem to exaggerate everything just to be heard. I love how Vuene is doing the exact same thing he criticized you for.

@@spanishprisoner my point was just that we have different perspectives on everything. What you might not find hilarious, he might. That's all. Also the intent of your response was clearly to be hurtful comparing his sense of humor to an infant. It was uncalled for that's it bro.

LMFAOOOO THIS!!

Shocking, no?

She’s stupidly hot I don’t kno what it is about her

@nippynoppus calm down incel

@nippynoppus congratulations gurl

They are such a good duo. I love it when Stevie starts going off the rails

I call them Stevie Nikks

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People don't realize that I am RIPPING ASS like no other god. Damn I am blowing this toilet out. This is what happens when you put too much butter on your popcorn. God damn. I am going to rip ass for 5 more minutes.

You mean Snikkies?

Sausage fest

He should’ve jumped right in with “Talking of sausages…”

Then she only had one sausage at Costco’s that one time when asked about the sausage eating competition. 🤔

@@herrvichso how many guys did she do ffs

really? simple minds...

Heard that before many times...think the Garage is the new one which is frikkin hilarious 😂😂😂

It was probably more than just a quarter... 😂😂

I think it's the gas station attendants filling up her tank that did it

@@GizmoMaltese LOL 😆

All the world's problems will be solved if women had their body count on their forehead.......(a wise man)

i agree that crew has been making high quality skits for so long ... it's kinda of amazing that somewhere they don't make a movie

Its in the works I think

you never heard of smosh

They were making a movie. They even asked for donations from the audience. Don't know if it came to be tho. This was about 2 years ago, sometime in 2020 or 21.

It’s in the works

average ♀ in 2023: "im offended... that you think its that low"

@@Blox117 🤦🏻‍♀️

It was actually 76, slut shamer.

@@Blox117 I've been on the internet for a very long time, there is no way, ever, in any circumstance you don't come off as a cringy moron saying that.

" I just wana know how many people have lived in my house, before I live in it "

Worth it

😂😂😂

you always want to know :D of course if its just some random hookup than you don´t care , but if you are seeing someone for lets say half a year or longer and you are already introducing each other to your parents etc you want to know those kind of things . of course it will drive the wedge between you probably but you just have to ask :D

Eternal question of stuff that do you really want to know, why it's funny skit though.

😂

He's not insecure, he's not like other guys. But he had to know, had to know

@@rejuvenator8966 he just wanted to how how many bakers have butter her biscuits

He just wanted to know how many flights have landed on her runway

Lifetime method actor

@@oxiary yes he is very enthusiastic about bakery 🧁

i prefer beating it outta em but thats just me

@@Blox117 same tbh

Someone needs to create Cuntfax; the detailed history of your new ride.

Canes suck😝

He was definitely right about her lmao

yea at first i was turned off by it, then i remembered this group are comedic geniuses. cant wait for the movie

😂

Lol

Lmfaoooooooo

Savage 😅

A modern day Chandler Bing

Whole factory was made down there lmao 😂😅😅🤗.

It was a baker's dozen

that part was hilarious 😂

Lol, i thought i saw some flexing here and there! Good for him!

He working out and eatin good!

Steve's getting hungry?😂😂😂

😂😂😂

she had trains ran on her

yeah, when they dance around the question you know the relationship is already over, our fictional insecure guy just dodged a miserable marriage and divorce, good for him

@@elduderino7767 yep

she been ran through more times than a nascar finish line

You missed the joke obviously. He constantly objectified her, didn’t allow to answer, went on a psychotic rant fueled by insecurity and basically had an emotional breakdown over a simple question that he couldn’t even ask her directly. The moral of the story being that insecurity and emotional immaturity is a problem, and that it leads many people to push others away. That relationship was clearly never going to go anywhere if he was going to continue with outbursts over the smallest things. It’s even sadder when the answer is something like “none” because not only did you make yourself look foolish, you also make people not want to be around you. This unfortunately happened to an acquaintance of mine. But humans will always put feelings before facts and rationality, so their relationships will keep failing miserably. Males are so scared of competing with other males that some of them will become toxic towards women and each other. Obsession with “body count” is the first step to being a convicted sex offender.

it doesnt?

Actually it does. Just like many other things, depending on what you're looking for. I did, I wouldn't have asked her to be my wife otherwise.

@@JohnBrown-vx3rx That what a simp would say...

It matters for both parties the lower the better for both parties. The problem is that many people, both men and women, think high body count for men is a good thing. It's not.

@@JohnBrown-vx3rx It absolutely does. It did for me. It does for many people. Nothing odd with that.

Yeah - that was a great line delivered perfectly . Stevie said it with a straight face . Killed me 😂😂

If these two could work together on a full length comedy and keep their high caliber chemistry and perfect character acting. It would be a huge success- way funnier than anything Hollywood has put out in a long time . Their tone is so realistic , and they seem to instantly read each other’s 😂😂facial cues intimately. Both of their facial expressions are a huge part of the skits dynamic . Very , very entertaining.

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Why guilt? There is nothing to feel guilty about.

@@armingleiner5292 Yes there is. Men are still the ones expected to make the first move and take girls on dates and pay for them etc. Why would a guy want to put all that effort in with a girl who is 15 mens one night fling that they didnt want to see again. Theres also studies showing women with more bodies are less faithful as they have had to many connections with guys

@@jsmith7888 Most men want a fling first of all and second of all thats one factor out of a million. So the likelyhood of cheating is a bit higher so what? There are so many things that are way bigger red flags than a body count.

​@@jsmith7888 spot on and based

Wow. So you’re actually the clown in that skit!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I guess the satire was too subtle for ya, huh? Good luck with you life in mom’s basement

Yeah! This was really funny and well produced!

It wouldn't make any sense reversed in general b/c men and women value different things. Women don't care about a man's past as much as they care about what he can do for her future. It would be like a skit where he is only interested in women over 6 feet tall making 6-figures. It just wouldn't make any sense.

The number of people in the comments that just assume that most/all women don’t care about body count

Women care about it too. Guys just view it from an insecurity standpoint whereas women probably view it as an immaturity standpoint.

@davesravens47 They definitely don’t care about it as much as guys do

joj-

So what’s your body count?

Finally? There's a few of them and one has two million views...

Would you prefer someone that wasn't retired?

@@aliensoup2420 or someone who didn't start at all...?

@@aliensoup2420 someone got personally offended :O

always gotta have some incel writing his manifesto in the comments

​@@ryank2465 excessive previous sexual partners mentally screws you up, pair-bonding is less likely the more you have, it's a great predictor for divorce if you are thinking of getting serious it's not a bad idea to try and figure a ballpark, better to find out now rather then a miserable marriage / divorce later

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Whenever someone says it's not about the number, it's about the number.

@@RG-tt1ru it’s also about the number, too many miles is not too good for taking it to the next step

crazy

We’re insecure BECAUSE we think you’ll judge us, and maybe also because we judge ourselves. People make mistakes and go through questionable phases, and we’d never want to lose someone we cared about because we had poor coping mechanisms 5 years ago.

Let’s lump all the cancel queens and JustPearlyNecklaces people together and stick them on an island. That way they can ruin comment sections in a confined and safe environment where EVERYBODY has a low body count. Comedy sketches will be taken literally by all, and nothing will be enjoyed ❤❤❤

100%

probably a 304 who came up with this idea

@@uchiwamadara4614 Fact.

I'm pretty sure it was one of those feminists who deny every credible piece of information ever if it doesn't make them "feel" good

she s still crazy on her channel but also funny

Me too bruh me too

she told you the instant she danced around the question

If she hesitates, it's too high to marry her or even consider her a girlfriend any longer beyond when she decides, it's just not your turn anymore

Atleast she had some integrity in not lying. Girls these days will say 5 when they mean 50. It’s pointless to ask, better to fish the number out from her friends or from her when she’s drunk one day.

@@rogerm3708 why?

​@@whimsicaldaffodil3752 Women with high #'s who settle, are just using a long relationship like a pit stop. To refuel resources and recover the confidence they lost chasing Chad and Tyrone, so they can go back out and do it again

in the modern era 10 is extremely low and almost a Virgin.

10? Most women in their 30s have well over 30. But they’ll always lie.