What the HELL is The Misty Green Sky? (WORST Movie on Amazon Prime) 

Run while you still can

The ads for this movie be like: “I *CAME* in 10 seconds! Click here!”

How can it be fanservice if there are no fans

Has anyone else noticed that Gwen's ribcage is moving along with her chest. Apparently, the virus modified human anatomy itself.

This... this is the actual fucking plot of a star trek episode. Literally the fucking plot.

This feels like a porn movie thats trying really hard to convince you that its not a porn movie

The idea of making money of poorly animated porn shit while better animators showcase their work for free on RU-vid seems so scummy to me

Wait. They are children. And there is fan service and nudity of the child characters. Aight chief. Is the guy who made this movie in jail or something

The technology that we have at our disposal is amazing in that anyone now has the ability to make a movie. The problem is that ANYONE has the ability to make a movie.

Amazing how the male scientist has a shirt and pants, but the female scientist is basically wearing hot pants and a crop top. I know when I'm in the lab I totally want to directly expose my legs and most of my abdomen to any random chemical or biohazard I'm working with. I rolled my eyes so hard I think I snapped my optical nerve.

I love how the comments for this video are either “This looks like a porn movie gone bad” or “So Onision is finally making movies with his OnlyFans, huh?”

I like to think that Jack would take 20 minute breaks when making the "film". When he got back to his chair, he noticed that the frame he left on had Gwen with a face that wasnt an overly sexual fantasy uwu face, so he changed it. every. 20. Mintues. Which explains why her faces contort into puppy eye faces at random

Are we gonna ignore the fact youtube made him censor stock footage at 0:53

Honest to god...I once voice-acted in a RU-vid zombie series that was literally filmed with The Sims 2, and it looks better than this movie.

Nobody: Gwen's face throughout the entirety of this "movie": 👁️💋👁️

These characters look like they'd be attached to 4chan posts that you'd have to delete your cache after accidentally viewing

This had to have been a "personal project" of the creator that somehow got found, accidentally opened or someone walked in or shared video during a zoom meeting. Then he had to make a full movie to convince the original finder it wasn't and then it snaked its way to amazon prime...

I didn’t know onision‘s onlyfans was made into a movie

No one: Gwen’s chest: ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️

26:48 Saber: “and then she’s like, “No, that’s wrong!” Me, in the middle of a Danganronpa drawing: I have been S U M M O N E D

Misty Green Sky: Horribly made animated movie by one guy with a price tag. Astartes: Beautiful animation also made by one guy and its free

The best character in this “movie” is the random cyberman.

Not even kidding, there is someone's Let's Play of Sonic and the Secret Rings on prime video.

"Floating around naked in space? Who's fetish is this even??" "Um, m-mine... Th-that would be mine... Sorry."

This was described in one very cynical review as.."a true glimpse into the perversions and fantasies of a twisted, depraved and possibly pedophilic mind" Yes its both awful and weird.

This Man's chest hair is literally trying to jump out his shirt.

I literally cackled at the naked girl t-posing into the screen, how is it even real and even non-ironic!

I’m glad you gave a spotlight to sfm animation, some of these animators make godlike animations like some of the Saxxy award winning ones are beautiful and still have good storytelling while being a goofy video game animation like the Winglet’s work or one of the best ones i’ve ever seen being Agent Gunn, I highly recommend it it’s really solid stuff !

My first thought seeing the poster was "shouldn't it say "Don't tell your girlfriend about this game"",

This movie wouldn’t even go in the $5 bin at Walmart

So the main character, that was supposed to be a child, was nude in scenes? Wtf Amazon...

I just realized, the reason why she looks different in almost every scene is probably because Jack re-created her from scratch (well, from the base model in Daz) in every environment he used in the movie.

You didn't even mention she's literally wearing the outfit of Olivia Wilde in Tron Legacy it even has the disc on her back and in another scene you can see the forklift loader suit from Aliens.

Dear lord, she spends half the movie looking like she could put an eye out.

Pretty sure I've seen screenshots somewhere. Normally with the tagline: "You won't last 5 minutes playing this game."

OMFG he literally has a neckbeard, noo.

Here you can literally hear Saber trying desperately to hold on to his sanity

“You won’t last 5 minutes watching this movie!”

Everybody not gangster til Doctor Who sues this movie.

I like the comment that says "this feels like a porn film that's trying hard to convince you that it's not".

Alright. Imma rewrite this so it might actually be an interesting plot. Here goes.... The year is 23XX. On a distant planet far from our own, one generation of rambunctious teens are alone and forgotten. They've made their own society, in a way, and all look up to the one adult still on the planet: God. He teaches them about what life should be like, and how they can make this planet better than ever before. He controls their schedules loosely, but in his lessons, he also repeats the most important rule of their society: Do not ask about the misty green sky. All of the teens were taught this when they were mere children, long ago.. One morning, as Gwen Meddlethinker has practiced her theorizing with the other Thinkers and Tinkers, something crosses her mind when gazing out of the window. Watching the Runners practice their box-hops and the Floaters practicing their sky yoga, she wistfully sighs, wishing she didn't have to be a Thinker. She swore she should've been a Runner... she'd always been bullied for this. Being too inquisitive and unsure of the world around her. It always got her in trouble before she learned to blend in with her peers. Hence the name "Meddlethinker"... In the afternoon, in the passing period between Teach Time and Mingle Time, Gwen asks God what she should do to amend these feelings of hers. After all, once your latter halfname is chosen, that's it. There's nothing you could do. And so, she asked, "How am I supposed to Think when all I can think about is being a Runner?" God responds with some poignant advice, and a sad tone that Gwen thinks she's never quite heard in the past. "Thinking is what allows one to solve many, if not all, secrets in this world, Gwen Meddlethinker. Even if one tried, one cannot outrun the truth." Gwen thought about this in silence for a long, drawn out minute. It felt as if she was in a bubble, frozen in time until she could pick the pieces together. She gave a sheepish glance, then turned slightly defiant. "If thinking can truly solve any problem, then why can't we think about the misty green sk-" "DO NOT QUESTION ME, CHILD." The pure anger in that response shocked Gwen into silence. They both stared in the cold silence before God turned his back on her, his voice cold and unwilling to budge. "Tutoring Time dismissed." "I didn't mea-" "Tutoring. Time. Dismissed." "...Yes, sir." And with that, Gwen went out to the Field, sitting alone on a bench to ruminate on what just happened. She had never before felt as alone as she did now... ((Feel free to tell me how I did :D

ok but who told jack that girls had traffic cones on their chests instead of boobs??

Looks like Onision's onlyfans, to be honest.

'Drinking russian clowns' show is actually a part of old-ass russian comedy sketch show from 90s-early2000s titled 'Каламбур'. I am geniunely surprised that someone translated and uploaded it to streaming services x)

18:28 "But of the hundred girls and 30 boys that live on earth..." Closed Captioning: "But of the hundred girls and 30 *cows* that live on earth..."

The DVD cover looks like a weird hentai using 3D models

"Of course I'm a real human. Let me elaborate with my human lungs. I can inhale so expertly. No robot in a skin suit could do that."

Even tho this movie was released in 2016, the animation feels like it belongs to a console game from the late 1990s or early 2000s

I thought this could have been an “It’s So Bad It’s Good” experience. Then I actually saw this for myself. Boy I was way off, barely anything happened in this movie.

Saber: "This full-length movie was by one guy and I feel bad for criticizing it" Me: (sympathy) Saber: "So it's made in Poser and it's porn" Me: (sympathyn't)

"we're not just children" wait...GWEN'S UNDERAGE?!

You know the guy who made this could have used the breathing thing as a symptom of the virus & that the immunity was the result of their bodies adapting to the planet they were on, thus they ended up breathing in a way that seems unnatural (but was do to them growing up on a planet other than Earth)! Still I think the breathing was a cheap way for the creator to do jiggle physics!

I can kinda see what the creator was going for in this movie. I think he wanted one of those endings that made the audience shocked, like how infinity war shocked us. Honestly I believe if the animation was better with more effort and time and some editing and trimming out the useless things such as the nudity, random bits and bad dialogue this movie would be ok.

*How we actually got the Coronavirus. This movie was a warning in disguise*

This movie looks like something out of Deviantart.

23:10 she's breathing so hard her skin clips through her clothes lol

"Look at their chests." Yes, I will start looking at their chests now. That's when I started doing that.

To be honest, the entire "adults die from a virus, but children are born immune" is not that bad of an idea. If done properly, it could lead to an interesting story.

Breasts don’t move like that when someone breathes

Hold on, my guy is really here charging 5 bucks for floating T-poses?

I feel like this would fit in with the random animated poop in RU-vid nowadays 😂

"Who's sexual fantasy is this?" Don't ask questions you aren't ready to hear the answers for.

Jesus christ that neck hair...hes a werewolf

20:19 They also use that sound effect when you get pulled into the painted world in dark souls

I actually genuinely like the concept of the virus and it being put on earth via a child that doesnt know better. Hopefully someone else can use the concept and create a better story with it

The chest hair poking out of his shirt is unnerving me far more than it should

Let's start a channel where we take bad, dumb, and horrible movies and improve on them and make it better to watch.

I swear I think I saw parts of this movie on an adult material site a few months back. Like, no joke, the bits of the naked floating scene gave me super deja vu, they're so similar to what I think I remember seeing. I don't know for sure though, bc, like, all 3D adult material looks like this. I kinda wanna try to find it again, just to see if they are, in fact, taken from this "movie".

Amazon has literally no quality control. My friend stocked some books in her shop which are literally just some guy's compilation of anime character pictures from Google. Like I know these characters and even showed her the originals. But she thinks that because it's from Amazon it must be legit or that he must have paid license fees.

WHY DOES HE HAVE HAIR ON THE BOTTOM OF HIS NECK WHAT IS THAT IS THAT A NECKBEARD IS IT CHEST HAIR THAT'S WAY TOO HIGH WHAT IS THAT

Is nobody gonna talk about how the creator's body hair just sticks out of his shirt?

I've never heard someone suffer so much through explaining anything, you've got my sub for this.

Man IMVU really dropped in quality.

"The Misty Green Sky" refers to the massive, eggy fart this whole film is.

Didn't know Amazon Prime also featured softcore porn.

8:31 Ok Rule 3 on The Ten Commandments says “Thou shalt not take the Lord’s name in vane” Also Rule 4 says “Have no other God before me”

can't believe he actually sold something so trash. this looks like a high school project. not an amazon prime movie.

I guess he didn't know how to animate a bra for the main character either.

The character models look like something from those "you wont last 30 seconds" advertisements...

The clothes are legit just... painted over the model lol. Also wtf are those screens in 13:47 ???

“How much do you want it to look like Onision’s OnlyFans?” Jack Foster: Yes.

Me: "This probably isn't that bad" Saber: **Shows a clip** Me: O.O

4:05 Ayee didn’t know Saber was a Elain the Bounty Hunter fan, I can never find people who know about it. Thanks for assuring me that I’m not the only person

My wife and I had to watch it. We have Amazon Prime and we love MST3K so it was worth the watch. So... they stole IP from Forbidden Planet, the pianist was a knock off Cyberman from Dr Who, the military spaceship was a Gamelon cruiser from Space Cruiser Yamato, I believe the escape ship is from Star Citizen and the computer displays are TNG. Which makes the whole thing really quite comical. I honestly don’t think it’s that bad. It’s pretty bad but I really like bad stuff, and as the effort of one guy I think it’s not without a strange charm. I’d recommend it about as much as Tetsuo the Iron Man. Which is much better but just as mentally twisty.

Why do they look like Sex dolls made on Sims 3 custom creations?

Amazon Prime: "We have the Expanse, Jack Ryan, and Good Omens." Everyone else: "But what about these random crappy films?" Amazon Prime: "What films?"

This looks like it was animated in IMVU.

Ok wait…what program was used to make this / where can I find the full video with the little wizard at 6:41 ? That looks amazing!

Damn, the creator really took the saying "neckbeard" to a whole new level.

I don't see what the problem is, this movie the best Playstation 1 cutscene I've ever seen.

Theory: before prime Amazon was just a place to buy stuff like movies and most of the time you might find a crapy movie, and Amazon prime is the same.

Anyone know the name of that dog movie? I’ve heard of it before but forgot the name

Ok this literally just looks like someone tried to write a movie out of random 2016 CGI porn

There are literal fetish artists that use the program this guy used.

That chest hair out his shirt collar is epic.

the main charachter is a child and he depics her topsless? wow okay amazon you accepted this?

dudes chest hair was trying to escape out the top of his shirt

The way red hair girl's chest moves. She is going to pass out in no time.

“Worst Movie On Amazon Prime” Do you even know how little that narrows that down?

So Stealimg assets and puttung as original assets? Check Starting funding and lying in it and wanting absurd money ? Check Shitty product in the end? Check Why do i see a yandere simulator situation all over again.