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What the history books won't tell you 

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@blueberryoatmeal4009
@blueberryoatmeal4009 Год назад
That is abolutely unacceptable. Bullying and malicious exclusion are very harmful to mental health. Please treat your fellow stabbing conspirators with kindness and respect.
@Reoh0z
@Reoh0z Год назад
Karenicus is going straight to HR to report this.
@Igor-my6ml
@Igor-my6ml Год назад
​@@Reoh0zHahahaha Karenicus, good one
@NDJunction
@NDJunction 8 месяцев назад
@@Reoh0z these comments made me choke on some serious laughter xD
@andreponniah9900
@andreponniah9900 Год назад
It is said that Caesar had 60 killers and 23 stab wounds.
@bigpopakap
@bigpopakap Год назад
37 had really really bad aim
@eat_pray_porg8450
@eat_pray_porg8450 Год назад
​@@bigpopakap - 20 of them really wanted chips.
@tsubadaikhan6332
@tsubadaikhan6332 Год назад
Much of the Roman Senate wanted him dead, but of the 23 who actually claimed to have stabbed him not one died of natural causes in old age.
@tripplebarrelfinn4380
@tripplebarrelfinn4380 Год назад
Goes to show that group project always have people on it who don't do their jobs.
@gagaplex
@gagaplex Год назад
@@tripplebarrelfinn4380 Hey, maybe they helped with researching Caesar's anatomy beforehand or organized the weapons or venue. Just because they aren't front-and-center doesn't mean they didn't meaningfully contribute.
@markfisher7962
@markfisher7962 Год назад
She's even got the actual correct British accent!
@circe2258
@circe2258 Год назад
this is not a good british accent
@stargazer1682
@stargazer1682 Год назад
@@circe2258 Well, I mean, it's pretty good for a Roman...
@trispretty
@trispretty Год назад
I really don't know history... But weren't they all Italian?
@ValleyDragon
@ValleyDragon Год назад
​@@trispretty Just because English did not exist does not mean English Accents did not exist
@iatsd
@iatsd Год назад
Yeah, nah, she doesn't. That was a crap attempt at an accent. It wandered between several UK counties and even went a bit Scottish for a second or three.
@davecrashes4905
@davecrashes4905 Год назад
And yet SNL turns her down. That's just wrong.
@anthonyreed3682
@anthonyreed3682 Год назад
She's too good for SNL.
@ValleyDragon
@ValleyDragon Год назад
I think MADTV would be a better fit
@richvail7551
@richvail7551 Год назад
SNL hasn’t been funny for years. I’m surprised it’s still on actually.
@cryofpaine
@cryofpaine Год назад
​@@richvail7551 I think at this point it's pure inertia. Like they should probably just cancel it, but then they'd have to figure out something else to put in the time slot.
@dawgzfan27
@dawgzfan27 Год назад
​@Rich Vail SNL literally became trash overnight a little over 10 years ago. As soon as they went political, the show went to shit. That"s what happens when you take sides & push a particular agenda. It was fine when they took shots at all politicians... and they still can't figure out why they lost half their viewers.
@danjohnston9037
@danjohnston9037 Год назад
" Last time mine was returned with something STICKY on it !! " 🤣
@Aleedis226
@Aleedis226 Год назад
Right, unacceptable! I bet that person had kids lol
@acchaladka
@acchaladka Год назад
Was going to say, she hasn't given birth yet, just wait Jules...
@whatdafrog
@whatdafrog Год назад
That's what HE said.
@thehistorybard6333
@thehistorybard6333 Год назад
presumably blood, if it was a stabbing!
@danjohnston9037
@danjohnston9037 Год назад
@@thehistorybard6333 Shhhh, " family friendly " , that was strawberry jam 😏
@RandomFromValleyOfTheWind
@RandomFromValleyOfTheWind Год назад
My grandma always said: "it doesn't matter what they tell you in school, Caesar got stabbed by chipps!"
@MrJethroha
@MrJethroha Год назад
You know normally it would be sacrilegious and illegal for anyone to take a sword anywhere near the Senate chamber in Rome, but because Caesar was having the Senate chamber renovated, they were forced to meet in a theater outside the pomerium, which meant the Senators could carry weapons right up to him. They even had a bunch of gladiators in the room next door in case something went wrong.
@well69
@well69 Год назад
Big beautiful Senate Chamber, folks. We believe in making Rome Great Again.
@whatdafrog
@whatdafrog Год назад
How did THAT work out for him?
@Reoh0z
@Reoh0z Год назад
I mean, it was Caesar... wouldn't be the first time he turned bad odds into a victory.
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace Год назад
Cardboard swords = death by paper cuts. Pretty horrifying, really.
@blindleader42
@blindleader42 Год назад
Only the highest production values are insisted upon by Julie.
@alisaurus4224
@alisaurus4224 Год назад
Cardboard paper-cuts are VICIOUS
@bazilwreckerloughead
@bazilwreckerloughead Год назад
Julie's always SO on point!
@definitelynotskynet
@definitelynotskynet Год назад
Top notch prop sword right there. Look’s just like the real thing.
@robinblackmoor8732
@robinblackmoor8732 Год назад
It would have been way more helpful if Caesar was warned about the knifes of stabby stabbers, rather than the ides of March.
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace Год назад
Or the brides of demarche, amirite?
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 Год назад
I HATE the ides, of ANY month.
@RandomGuyComments
@RandomGuyComments Год назад
Girls costume wardrobe is keeping the Amazon delivery guy busy 😂
@mushbone
@mushbone Год назад
Imagine how much happier they'd all have been if they'd had Fritos
@eat_pray_porg8450
@eat_pray_porg8450 Год назад
Or pita chips. Group stabbings can make you hungry!
@Reoh0z
@Reoh0z Год назад
The tried stabbing Caesar on Taco Tuesday night, but everyone was so excited they all forgot their swords.
@eugenedegeorge5084
@eugenedegeorge5084 Год назад
No sword, no stab, no service.
@poposterous236
@poposterous236 Год назад
"Friends, Romans, Countrymen... Lend me your ears! That means you too, Liartes, you can talk when I'm done."
@texasgypsi
@texasgypsi Год назад
There's always that one person in charge that is a rule stickler
@draghn
@draghn Год назад
G'damn I ❤Julie's content so much!
@AlexR_44
@AlexR_44 Год назад
It's dead on period accurate and nobody can prove otherwise😁
@JonSanders
@JonSanders Год назад
Periods actually aren't that accurate from month to month.
@ananass8030
@ananass8030 Год назад
I was missing a few "mama mia!"s, but sure
@darkchild233
@darkchild233 Год назад
Did Julie Nolke just get hotter with her English accent? Also died with 'no swords no stabs' bless you
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace Год назад
Hottest cabal, ever. Is this a murder of Julies?
@Redbeardian
@Redbeardian Год назад
She's actually quite helpful bringing some quick energy food when they're about to engage in strenuous exercise like jogging or stabbing.
@aadpiraat7126
@aadpiraat7126 Год назад
Plus you can split the guild of destroying your diet and destroying ceasers heart
@willgibson7478
@willgibson7478 Год назад
None of the conspirators had swords; it was a sneak attack, after all, and Senators didn't usually wear swords. They'd have hidden daggers under their robes.
@whatdafrog
@whatdafrog Год назад
I bet they did! Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!
@oldpossum57
@oldpossum57 Год назад
I was told that there was also a professional among them to cut the femoral artery, so the other stabbing could be amateur and symbolic.
@dawgzfan27
@dawgzfan27 Год назад
The accent is on point!! She seriously nailed the accent & attitude.
@rustyheyman214
@rustyheyman214 Год назад
That was the perfect amount of effort that should have been put into making that sword.
@tabathaarria9558
@tabathaarria9558 Год назад
i bet she already prepared the sword and put it by the door, but still walked past it walking out the house. that's how i usually forget things anyway
@alisaurus4224
@alisaurus4224 Год назад
You have to put it on top of your sandals, so you can’t leave without it
@SamuraiPizzaCam
@SamuraiPizzaCam Год назад
"But I brought chips." "Nobody asked you to bring chips". Yeah, thats me.
@C36B
@C36B Год назад
This is ridiculous. There is no way the group would kick out the only person who brought snacks.
@bravenewworld5824
@bravenewworld5824 Год назад
Her accent was marvelous
@littlebrainbighead
@littlebrainbighead Год назад
Absolutely need more of these
@Greenwings701
@Greenwings701 Год назад
This is hilarious! Where else would you find this?! Go Julie!
@DramaticChemist
@DramaticChemist Год назад
Julie looks great with dark hair or blonde. Impressive.
@morisn
@morisn Год назад
FK! Is RU-vid reading my mind now?? It's been I while since I got last of Julie's videos and just this morning I was thinking about it... No kidding!
@bcreativecarson5973
@bcreativecarson5973 Год назад
"But I brought chips." Product endorsement?
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace Год назад
Title not prominently displayed. Pay attention, potential sponsors: You are missing primo opportunity.
@lemans_news_and_stories
@lemans_news_and_stories Год назад
Thats one hypnotic ponytail ❤😂
@wesley3300
@wesley3300 Год назад
Ah, the ol “I’ve left my sword at home” excuse. That one got me out of a lot of high-profile stabbings in my day. Nobody wants to wait for you to go home and come back before satiating their blood-lust, so they always let you sit it out if you don’t already have your sword handy. Since then, I’ve grown up a little though. Now I keep my sword on my side at all times just in case an extra hand is needed for an important stabbing/murder. I guess as we get older, we start to value our responsibilities a bit more, and I didn’t want to be known as the unreliable stabber in my group anymore. Nowadays, any time there’s a stabbing that needs to happen, I make myself available. Heck, sometimes I’m even the one leading the murderous charge! Anyway, if anyone here needs a little help stabbing some pesky senators to death or something, feel free to reach out! Figuratively, I mean, not with your sword in order to stab me.
@lisastenzel5713
@lisastenzel5713 Год назад
That's gonna be my new favorite category! What the history books don't tell😂😂😂
@GoldenPantaloons
@GoldenPantaloons Год назад
The accent at the start plays into the expected trope of films depicting Classical Era speech with posh accents - then immediately subverted when you learn that no, it's actually just the first character that talks like that.
@Allan_aka_RocKITEman
@Allan_aka_RocKITEman Год назад
A 'no sword' bit that 'slayed me'. 😉
@davidnelson4960
@davidnelson4960 Год назад
One your best shorts.
@SansoHumar
@SansoHumar Год назад
So rule of thumb is “ never forget your sword on stab Caesar night”
@rambomambo
@rambomambo Год назад
cute sketch. love the bluejays cap
@pendragon2012
@pendragon2012 Год назад
BYOS--that's my kind of party.
@The_journeyy
@The_journeyy Год назад
I came with chips 😂
@robbymounce5764
@robbymounce5764 Год назад
Well DONE! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@PatGilliland
@PatGilliland Год назад
Love the auto captions.
@thereisnospoon52
@thereisnospoon52 Год назад
Interesting to learn that the Romans had clipboards, ballpoint pens, fritos, baseball caps and most surprisingly a British accent. They also seem to look vaguely similar.
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace Год назад
British accent > Fritos vis-a-vis surprise?
@DiLifeandStyle
@DiLifeandStyle Год назад
This is so perfect. 😂💀
@jackfroste
@jackfroste Год назад
I'll take a chip! LOL, great work Julie
@walkonearthofficial
@walkonearthofficial Год назад
“I’ll take a chip” 😂
@rampantflemish678
@rampantflemish678 Год назад
She's Amazing 😍
@rustyshackleford3487
@rustyshackleford3487 Год назад
Did Julie find Adrian Bliss' costume closet? I'm loving it.
@boodabill
@boodabill Год назад
Classic in the style of Monty Python. Irreverent satire. Droll humor. Cu by and compelling
@aidanhart9871
@aidanhart9871 Год назад
Wow shes gorgeous
@davidajmartinez
@davidajmartinez Год назад
That short haired blonde girl is a baddie, she just wants a chip!
@drummertravis
@drummertravis Год назад
Her accent is spot on. Amazing!
@SomeGuy699
@SomeGuy699 Год назад
She is gorgeous
@foley15136
@foley15136 Год назад
The one with the bob that wants a chip is the best.
@olliefoxx7165
@olliefoxx7165 Год назад
Well, the tossing of Fritos at Ceaser as the stabbing commenced would have been a nice symbolic touch. Like my dear old grandma use to say, "Aint no Cesear stabbin complete with my Fritos". She was crazy.
@Hellfire4WD
@Hellfire4WD Год назад
Thank god I always have my cary-on sword just in case I meet someone as infectious as her... xD
@lizzetteriese6783
@lizzetteriese6783 Год назад
I am literally reading the book Julius Caesar in my English class
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace Год назад
* literaturally
@whatdafrog
@whatdafrog Год назад
As opposed to figuratively?? 🤔
@MarineAlli
@MarineAlli Год назад
She forgot her stabby knife.
@YoutubeJoshua
@YoutubeJoshua Год назад
The gag I’m waiting for is when a future video with multiple Julie’s, all realise they have the same arm tattoo and then that becomes the video mystery and main gag. #sketchidea #bigfan #lovethework
@NeoAH90
@NeoAH90 Год назад
Ohhh Julie...
@joachimschoder
@joachimschoder Год назад
Out of the door, Caesar on the left, one sword each.
@Ray_Mac
@Ray_Mac Год назад
I'm making this version and Historia Civilis' Caesar assassination coexist in my mind
@bridgethastings5050
@bridgethastings5050 Год назад
It’s giving prisoner of Azkaban leaving for hogsmead scene vibes
@alanweinman1081
@alanweinman1081 Год назад
You can count on the historical accuracy!!! I’m have no doubt that this is how it all went down! Not so sure about the chips though!
@GT-tj1qg
@GT-tj1qg 6 месяцев назад
That English accent is actually perfect
@koushalyag3608
@koushalyag3608 Год назад
Something sticky on a sword 😶‍🌫️
@learningwithlowell
@learningwithlowell Год назад
Genius.
@Kalahridudex
@Kalahridudex Год назад
Fun fact, Caesars actually got stabbed 24 times. People keep forgetting Nichomedes of Bithynia.
@rubyscarf
@rubyscarf Год назад
I was wondering where Creon went 😂
@jaymartin505
@jaymartin505 Год назад
"Last time someone returned my sword with something sticky on it" uh that was probably blood 😂
@Luke_wait_for_it_marengo
@Luke_wait_for_it_marengo Год назад
Best part is definitely the chips, plus the wiliness to share. Democracy!
@settlers33
@settlers33 Год назад
Awesomeness 😂
@BrandonNewby-es5it
@BrandonNewby-es5it Год назад
But what's that sticky stuff blood?
@CDMOOVEE
@CDMOOVEE Год назад
Nice editing
@ivanricana-lc9ny
@ivanricana-lc9ny Год назад
Another interesting fact is that ONLY ONE stab actually killed him… The senator’s name is Titedius. 60 men joined in, 23 stabbed, and only 1 struck a fatal blow… Honestly if all they could muster is one fatal blow they should have just paid a professional assassin instead @~@
@guilhermefirmz
@guilhermefirmz Год назад
The most beautiful actress in RU-vid.
@Fatherofheroesandheroines
@Fatherofheroesandheroines Год назад
But she brought FRITOS! Ohh the humanity!
@fullypowerson8167
@fullypowerson8167 Год назад
"I'll take a chIiPp"
@goldfishpainter_emi
@goldfishpainter_emi Год назад
"Crayon"
@MaybeIMental
@MaybeIMental Год назад
I see that ‘Run the Burbs’ is going to air on the CW in the fall. When are they going to replace David Zazlav with his predecessor?
@fcsuper
@fcsuper Год назад
Pretty good British accent for Italians.
@magister343
@magister343 Год назад
shouldn't she have brought a dagger (Pugio) instead of a sword (Gladius)?
@ThoriberoCaroli
@ThoriberoCaroli Год назад
I mean, considering potatoes wasn't brought to Europe until after 1492, those chips should be treasured! Impressive work Crayon!
@danaabdallah9008
@danaabdallah9008 Год назад
Good. The British pronunciation for “asked” isn’t “ass-ked” though, it’s more like “uss-ked” 😄
@Aleedis226
@Aleedis226 Год назад
I know there are a bunch of different British accents, but are we talking about the same sound as like "ahrsked" if the R was super light? Kind of how "bath" is almost "bahrth"? Sorry, love learning about accents lol😋
@Greenwings701
@Greenwings701 Год назад
This was back in the year, like, negative zero, so maybe Julie is a time traveler, huh?!
@FlatOnHisFace
@FlatOnHisFace Год назад
Fair point, Dana, but clearly Julie is doing a Roman accent.
@richvail7551
@richvail7551 Год назад
Kreon is was later diagnosed with ADD.
@RamblinRick_
@RamblinRick_ Год назад
Someday, the CBC will discover her channel and hire her. First as a writer (because her scripts are hilarious), then as a performer (perhaps a sketch comedy show). And the above poster is correct, she's too good for SNL. Hell, even Al Franken, when he was head writer, said SNL should be cancelled; he said that over 30 years ago. SNL is funny only if you're high or drunk.
@stevekirkpatrick1612
@stevekirkpatrick1612 Год назад
Who brought ice for stab night?
@positivelynegative9149
@positivelynegative9149 Год назад
🤣 Is this an Adrian Bliss tribute?
@darkzonegaming9169
@darkzonegaming9169 Год назад
That’s what I thought
@donovanmedieval
@donovanmedieval Год назад
The Julii Nolceaii.
@elahigothamcity
@elahigothamcity Год назад
Next time, bring red Manolo Blahnik wedding shoes (stilettos, not pumps), ma’am
@briangulley6027
@briangulley6027 Год назад
Had they banned swords and knives Caesar would not have died.
@euanmcgill918
@euanmcgill918 Год назад
If they were salted chips, maybe thats where the saying came from
@MATTHEW12944
@MATTHEW12944 Год назад
I am pretty sure they would still allow their fellow conspirators in with out remembering their stabbing tool. The whole point was to involve as much of the senate as possible.
@juankwanmendoza5219
@juankwanmendoza5219 Год назад
You Rock!!😅🤣😂 P.s. you have a tatto?💪
@Tugela60
@Tugela60 Год назад
History books did not tell me that blondes have more fun 😂
@revanamell1791
@revanamell1791 Год назад
The Queen's Latin.
@PhysicalMediaPreventsWea-bx1zm
I love how in ancient times they used modern clipboards from Office Depot! 😂 And is one of the Julies wearing...a baseball cap?
@sunfl0wer2813
@sunfl0wer2813 Год назад
Ceasar is Aziraphale. You cant change my mind.
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