What were the Cars doing from 1939-1945? 

I was completely surprised to see you here. So many great puns 👍

Taught me more than my history classes.

Car Wars: World Car 1

Seeing you here was unexpected

Oh my god it’d the guy from the thing

Hitler would be a BMW that got cut off by a Jewish car

Lmaoo

@@gavinbryant5776 do there exist any jewish brand ownded carsv

True 😳

@@frida4587 There was an Autocars Co. Ltd. which produced two brands of cars, Sussita and Sabra.

Car Hitler is nothing compared to yougoslowvia

Ussrv

@@BenjaminBallin I see what you did there. 😝

How about Carpooland?

@@misterchips358 genius

Skipper, right?

@@urbainleverrier1 Yep

Yep skipper the corsair fighter plane

9/11 is implied to have happened as well. In fact it seems like most of Human History has happened in the cars universe

@@Dock284 Imagine Atomic bombs in Planes

Also Stalin and all the mustache boys

@@Danymok sup

Lmao can’t believe you’re here! Big fan of your channel!

@@DocuDubery 6hours ago

@@Danymok 1 day ago

Kitler

@@muslimcrusader8625 that sounds more like cat hitler

Hummer

@@okaywhatevernevermind Humler

It could've been something like "HitAndRunler" but nope

It actually is confirmed that sarge is a WW2 vet. Which raises interesting questions about how age works in the cars universe.

@@mcmasters1484 in theory, the cars can be immortal it just depend on how well maintained they are, like for example Lizzie is a Ford T-model from 1924

​@@mcmasters1484Right, because he would've been newly built.

He did WHAT to Churchill?!

@@D3xterJettster just laughed out loud in the middle of class

@@D3xterJettsterlmao

Cermany

Piston Churchwheel

I showed this to my history teacher he told me not to show anyone else because this is why historians don’t want you to knos

I would of 100% gotten a 5 on my apwh test if I had this knowledge

The AP Euro exam would have been a breeze had this video come out sooner. Clearly, the College Board is to blame! They stopped this video from coming out! Down with the Acorn!

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Yugoslowvia made me laugh 😂

I think it’s because there’s already a car company named Ford….

The real Gerald Ford even said "I'm a Ford, not a Lincoln".

@@Alan_Marin no s*** sherlock 💀🤣

@@Alan_Marin what a revelation. Genius observation.

@AintNoWay that comment might just be the stupidest thing I’ve seen all week. Of course there’s no such thing as a company named Ford or Chevrolet or Dodge. That’s like a company named Volkswagen or Mitsubishi.

💀💀💀💀

Lightning warfare, Carlingrad, Pearl Carbor. Just genius.

This is one of the best

carmerica, africar, highwayshima amazing

UssRV

Thank Your grandfather for his service

your granfather not only fought Volkswagen, he also fought Porche division, Maybach division and BMW divison

You mean great carfather? :D

We must also honor those who sacrificed to stop the asiatic horde of mitsubishis and thoses medieval Fiats

This means it’s canonically true

yes

This was amazing to read

My grandfather was a Carnadian who stormed the beaches of Carmandy. He served in the 18th Carfantry division. He and a few other survive the initial invasion destroying several German Panzcars but his next task was to recapture the small town of Carseulles sur-Mer. With the help reinforcements he and others recaptured the small town. My grandfather would survive the war and briefly live in the United States of Carmerica until moving back to Carnada again.

M1 carand actually doesn't make a ping, it makes a turbo sound

Panzerfasts*

Missed the opportunity to put Nagakawasaki

operation overdrive

Vroomania 😂

Don’t forget Yugoslowvia

I found North Africar really good too

"The gears of the entire war began to shift - in reverse" 🤣

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

You never learn this side of history in history class, the public should really know this stuff and finally this man is exposing what the government does not want us to know.

I too enjoy this, it is the one thing NCR and Legion can agree on

@@AlphaLegionTacticoolShitposts ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-g7wLR1vsx6M.html

Gotta say first comment of mine ever to hit over 100 likes. Why did you people like this comment?

Transporting "cattle"

Or "What did the trains from Thomas the tank engine do in Soviet during 1945 -1954"

Unironically, the Soviet trains idea is a lot better. We already had many 'ahahahahahaha le epic trains holocaust' memes yet no one ever dared to talk about the Holodomor. So yeah, what da trains doin?

They were only following orders

Following orders ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sOTBU5QJJWM.html

I mean it glosses over the entirety of Japan's war with China and expansion into the pacific as well as the US isle hopping campaign. I feel like it also swaps the roles of Eisenhower (Sarge) and McArthur (has no car equivalent, but Mater is somewhat related due to his participation in the pacific theater and later political activity), where McArthur was the one who got fired for proposing nuking the Chinese-held area around Korea, and Eisenhower got elected as President. Also it completely ignores the holocaust, rape of nanjing, and other crimes against humanity

@@thesnipenieer2144 you're the reason nerds are bullied

@@thesnipenieer2144 showed more than our school did (we were told the Germans invaded Poland and that the Holocaust happened during 5years of history but only how the Jews died; other groups were never mentioned) [THAT WAS IN A GERMAN SCHOOL 😭]. And to this day I only roughly know of the warongoings in Northern Europe, Pearl Harbour and parts of Japan. No idea what happened in Sothern Europe (except Italy), Africa, Australia, Asia, South America and our oceans, let alone Antarctica or other smaller or further from Europe parts of the world😓😠

It also fails to mention the importance of the lend lease program that helped the Russians turn the tides at Stalingrad

@@thesnipenieer2144 you must be fun at parties

It’s outrageous that the gouvernement still hides us this information to this day.

PUNS

He should do another documentary of Car Wars II, but in the Carcific Theater.

@@burnypython8230 100% agree

@@ahahuehafook4207 glory of the car puns

He was just following orders

We need to know the truth

You can't handle the truth

he did a little bit of trolling

Baking things

Everything I read shows there being more of them after the war.

There were documents and records of train engines being interrogated in Nuremberg after ww2 for their involvement in transporting cars to supposed mass scrapyards.

@@matthew8153 - If I only have 4 scrapyards, can I really scrap 6 million cars in 3 years?

Perhaps the used the cover of a major war to hide the fact that they turned a lotta them into scraps?

@@GeorgianDissident Jesus, Mario Cart, and Joseph I never thought to actually do the math.

Shame on you for not taking seriously such a tragic event in history. Millions of cars died in the Lada division - Eastern front, my great grandfather was even taken to a wrecking camp in Germany during the "operation Axle". Thankfully he survived, and his engine stopped only in 2012

I was too busy laughing to actually learn anything

i mean, all the puns wouldn't be as funny if we didn't know the original name of what it's referencing. But without puns your idea sounds really good

Under-rated comment.

Carmedy

*Mobil Peace Prize

Bro, do you not think this is real history?

@@Belisariuslover no, in my timeline car hitler won. why do you think my PFP exists

@@sovietunion7643 Ah, I see. I must have forgot went I Gasaported to that driveline and became car himmler. So many Carfantry soldiers were totalled in the conflict that there was a gasine.

my man is a Finish communist, cringe 12 y/o redditor

L pfp

well back then before the reagen/conservative welfare cut and neoliberalism american healthcare is actually affordable so we have to make a diffrent reason for walt to leave his simple school job to work for the goverment developing brutal biochemical weapon

OMG YES YES HAVAHAHA

JESSE, WAKE THE FCK UP WERE GONNA DROP BOMBS IN NAM

_“We need that Agent Orange, Jessie…”_

JESSE WE NEED TO SAVE SAIGON

@Tonald Drump what

@Tonald Drump Average lefty.

@Tonald Drump Not as cringe as your overaly used left-wing SJW youtube username.

@@hammer3721 I didn't even mean to trigger it (don't wanna use the wrong pronouns)

@@liamgranville7444 It's not your fault. They come from the shadows when you least expect it!

Ships movie Ships 2 Ships 3

@@dokiperson8733azur lane

Ships 1: is a Disney movie. and the Protagonist is a Light Destroyer that serves in the British navy during WW2. and the villain might be Bismarck (Main villain that commands the nazi fleet) or Adolf Volkswagen (commands the Military but he's not going to die in this movie yet) Ships 2: Another Disney movie during WW2 in the Pacific perspective. the Protagonist is Different now... It's now an American Cruiser that serves the US navy during WW2. and the Villain might be Yamato (this battleship is strong) and Akagi (Commands the Air force) but don't worry. Protagonist Cruiser. has friends too. -That Corsair Figher plane (From planes Series) -USS Enterprise -And his other Close friend Cruisers Ships 3 Operation Wolfpack: The Nazi Perspective!!! the Protagonist is A German U-Boat His mission is to Sink American Vessels and British Vessels. with his U-Boat Friends (His friends will die slowly one by one until he's alone before the war ends) and while he's retuning to base Damaged. he got Slap by a depth charge. 1948 He's awake and he realizes that the war is over

@@dokiperson8733 wow. so good, i think

How would they hold the guns?

Fr.. without mario, the world would've been completely different...

@@fravel8702 the world would be better if luigi won the war

Mario is the only Italian soldier that succeeded in D Day but not the rest of Mussolini's army which is in Greece

Mario canonically fought in Vietnam.

Bowser later became the current ruler of North Korea

Great suggestion in my opinion.

The United States' Manhattan Project, devised in secret government facilities on the outskirts of the City of Townsville, resulted in the development of the world's first successful nuclear weapons in the late stages of World War II in 1945. Blossom, the leader of the Air Force squadron tasked with carrying these new weapons of mass destruction, detonated the first nuclear "gadget," named "Twiggy," in the Jornada del Muerto desert of New Mexico, on July 16, 1945, at what was then the USAAF Alamojojojo Bombing and Gunnery Range. The test bomb relied on Utonium implosion fission technology. Implosion fission of Utonium was the technology the test bomb relied on. Utonium in the bomb for testing imploded through fission technology. Despite the open denouncement of nuclear weapons by Press Secretary Sara Bellum and top nuclear physicist Ms. Keane, U.S. President Mayor opened the "football" and phoned in orders for nuclear strikes weeks later. Bubbles was all joy and laughter--even gay--as she dropped the uranium bomb named "Amoeba Boy" on HIMosHIMa, Aug. 6, 1945. Despite the utmost evil and destructive power, the blast was seen by some physicists as far less severe than intended on accident, based on the terrain of the exact point the bomb hit. Just three days later, Aug. 9, Buttercup weaved through the toughest Zero Fighters guarding the city of Sedusa, whose airspace--in addition to the Zero Fighters--was too thick with dark clusters to drop her Utonium bomb safely. She grumbled over radio about what she perceived as her mission team's ineptitude, ultimately speaking codeword "boxcar," which triggered Plan B. Buttercup instead delivered her payload, "Major Man," on the alternate location, Nagangreengang. The colorful sickly waste from explosion and fallout caused increasing doubt about the heroism of the bombings as time passed, not to mention mutations such as that of nearby schoolboy Elmer Sklue. Initially welcomed home as heroes who saved the day, the perpetrators of these nuclear attacks have since been regarded by many historians and civilians around the world as among the greatest villains of history.

​@@closethockeyfan5284 All this, while French nazi spy Dexter La Boratori hunted Utonium, eventually infiltrating his lab and planting the DeeDeemolisher bomb. Luckily though, one man Johnathan (Test) located and neutalized it, before calling bomb disposal unit "Cowardly Dog". (sorry, I don't know enough about history to go along with something real)

The Germans stalled in Stallinggrad.

There was an F4U Corsair in that movie aswell, must've had hella PTSD from those Mitsubishis(Zeros)

Guten Tag Israel

Am sry

Or AmeriCAR

they actually did it recently

Me three