What your crush says about you! (2M Sub Special) 

“Your either a kid or you’re really really down bad” MVPerry blessed us with one beautiful sentence, thank you MVPerry

The moment where ur crush ask u what is ur crush 💀

What about "the person that your friend is in love with"😀

MVPerry: Someone at school. You always stare at them in class like a stalker. Me: YES! THAT'S TRUE

"A gamer" Oh, my boyfriend! "You don't exist." Ah. I have ceased to exist.

"You're either a kid or you're really down bad." And "You read way too many fanfictions late at night. And you can't sleep unless you have a scenario in your mind." Those are me.

You forgot to add musical instruments! I have the biggest crush on my guitar and it was love at first sight! Her strings are just so smooth, sometimes they hurt but I can sacrifice so much for my love for them. She has such a beautiful voice and we are like besties. I want to confess it to her but I think she has one on my Sitar. Life sucks :( Congratulations on 2 Million btw!!! So proud of you!!! You deserve sooo much more!! Love your videos and sense of humor!

“You just want free nitro” LOL 1:48

I feel like I'm gonna be called out real bad in this video

"You always stare at them in class like a stalker" damn he got me

my crush forgets I exist and then when I talk to him I can tell he don't want me to exist. Also I might or might not have a crush on a book character

As a 14 year old loner, this is accurate and I really suck at social interaction. And plus, I'm even wearing a black hoodie as I type this.

Congrats! I’ve been watching you for years and I’ve watched you grow I’m so happy for you, you 100% deserve it 🎉

Congrats man on the 2 million subs, well deserved. I am glad to have been part of this journey. Keep up the good stuff man.

Lass in my college course. Gotten quite close to her in the last couple months and I have a vague feeling she also likes me. Talking to her and our friends more often has helped me open up more, and given that we often end up talking about relationships and things like that, I may actually get a shot at admitting it at some point

At 1:24 I heard "nice people you can control" as "nice people you can TROLL" 💀💀💀💀

2:26 I normally take these vids as fun jokes and I don’t specifically have a crush on anyone I just genuinely love a lot of characters and find them hot because why not but the “you can’t sleep unless you have a scenario” is so true, I made a story that continues every time before I sleep, it’s been going on for 3 months now, there was also one before it which lasted around a year 💀

Yo! Congratulations on 2 million! I've been watching you for like 3 years now and it's amazing to see how much you've grown! 🥳

As a person who has had crushes on so many husbandos, this is ACCURATE 💀

“You’re both dumb just confess already” the best quote ever😊

"You want someone who couldn't get anyone else" Me: *Don't do that, don't give me Hope* Guess who has a Cosplayer as Girlfriend now

Congrats on 2 million, Perry! I’ve been watching your content since mid-2020, and I have to say, your content is still very good. Anyways, hope you see this.

2:44 cashier “ have a nice day!” So… every guy than? Every man who gets randomly complimented thinks about it for months if not years. Btw I am not exaggerating.

0:23 the president of France is married to his elementary school teacher

:0 YOU HIT 2 MIL?? IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU! I don’t remember when I started watching you, that’s probably how long it’s been, but I’m so glad you get to make content like this for fun and for a living. You’ve inspired many people along the way, and your hilarious videos get me through hard times. Thank you.

As a loner, i can confirm that the reason we don't talk to people/have a lot of friends is because we are socially awkward and are seen as "weird" when we think we are being normal.

A GAMER: You don't exist *and I took that personally*

"You always stare at them in class like a stalker. " IT IS NOT STALKING IT'S ADMIRING

It’s all fun and games until ur crush texts you “someone told me you love me”

I’ve been watching this channel since before 1 mil, it’s great to see how much it’s grown

they’re my best friend, but they have a bf already. we’re both girls, she liked me before she got a bf which she admitted but it was after she got a bf already, right after I told her I wasn’t straight since she thought i was that whole time which was also the reason why she thought she couldn’t pursue me and ended up pursuing her now bf. so now we just ended up staying friends. let all that sink in.

As always, love can be : Weird Akward Sad Passionate Bad (Toxic or Pedophilic) Secret One way (Sort of sad too) Both way (Just a couple or both have a crush on each other) Non existant Opposite Joyful, happy, cute Many things that love can be. Don't forget this.

5:36 well I watched this video because I think your videos are fun if you must know! Honestly though, you're cool! I'm always happy to see when you upload another video,I hope you have a great day or night!

"No crush, Why did you see this video" To answer your question, to see just how weird or foolish people tend to be

I had a crush over a childhood friend who I haven't seen in years xD I got over it after a long time tho and now I feel happier as I'm aware that it is very unlikely for me to meet her again.

The fact that he was so specific about everything is starting to make me think he probably done one of these-

02:50 EMOTİONAL DAMAGE

The fictional character ones hit hard. Sucks having a low key crush on someone when they’re not just out of your league, but not even real

I had two crushes from around my block, firt was a girl from my class who helped me with homework (much later in my life I was shocked to find she is a year or two older than me and nowdays she's married), the other crush is a neighbor of my nanny, a girl with badassery to her side, unfortunatelly she's also older than me but I remeber kind of talking about her with a close friend from my neighborhood too lol

this is too relatable, because I have a friend at school who has a crush on me but I don't like her back because she is always getting too close for comfort, in the corner of my eye I always catch her looking at me, she is always asking others for where I am and she always picks me for stuff like p.e or choosing a partner for something 😒

Congratulations dude! You deserve everything you have and more! Hopefully you will reach 3 million soon!

Congrats Perry, all the best on the road to 3M. Also I can relate to... more than one of these... *sigh*...

Imagining your online crush to be prityer than she actually is, yes Ive been trought this. Actually this is propably the best thing about meating online, you how you like each other for who you are on the inside.

As a loner I reject your notion of us sucking at social interaction, I do indeed have very inteligent conversations with people.

5:27 Everything he said is based. Change my mind

4:56 AMANSDTUS!!!

My partner is someone who I met in online school but never saw their face, and we became best friends soon after. We’ve been together for almost 2 years strong now 💙

1:54 ISTG IS THAT ENA IN HER NEW COSTUME I FORGOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE BUT IT LOOKS SO MICH LIKE ENA GOD

4:02 Kaguya Sama: Love is War, Komi Can’t Communicate, Uzaki Chan, Nagatoro & My Dress Up Darling in a nutshell

Congratulations on 2M subs! I love watching your vids from time to time as they are funny. I’ve been subscribed for a couple years now and it’s great to see such a nice achievement

4:13 Me right now. And yeah, its VERY awkward.

My crush falls into 3 categories 1. Tiktoker 2. RU-vidr 3. Someone who doesn't know I exist

Lmao 3:44 hit me hard cuz that's me (:

"And you can't go to sleep without a scenario in your mind." Did you read my mind MvPerry??

When you said your bully, then the person your bullying, then the one who has a crush on you, you literally just described my two caricters ashley and tony lol, like really, im gonna make my own show's on youtube and you described them perfectly but i have twists in my show even tho. Didn't make ANYONE yet, lol.

i have been dumped, friend zoned, and rejected, and now I can barely talk to girls.

3:23 yup, I got called out on that one!

5:10 This one just sounds like part of a romance movie/comic synopsis.

The best friend one is actually truee.. Things got awkward by time when they realized I like them 😩

I have a crush on someone in my club, we talk, have a lot in common, but never hang out. To be honest I think he forgets I exist when we talk. I donno. My crush falls into a few categories.

She says I'm ugly

Congrats on 2 mil, I’ve been watching since 600k and your videos have always been so entertaining and funny and you really deserve it. Keep up the great work

The descriptions for these, based on my experience… “Someone at school” A little too accurate “Your best friend” Yeah probably accurate “A husbando” Bro are you stalking me? 100% accurate “A book character” Sort of. 😗 “Someone who doesn’t know you exist” Yeah it is sad. Unless he does know I exist and chooses to ignore me “Someone who hates you” Not sure if he hates me, but yep “An instant attraction” I WAS obsessed. So accurate enough “Yourself” Oh, I am-?

"why did you watch this video of you don't have a crush" "To give you views"-ultra burn

"Sometimes you just pause the game and stare at your gaming crush for a while" Every gamer to exist: yes

I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on, didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me Will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me in the end You kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter

2:25 these are getting TOO relatable. I'm also in love with a lot of my oc's

-“no crush” -“oh I was just wanted to see” -“WHY DID YOU EVEN WATCH THIS VIDEO -“waaaa waaaaa WAAAAA”

0:11 not gonna it already is

5:16 me:😳

The Husbando one goes with me but instead of a Husbando it’s my crush I’m thinking about and/or reading Fem!crush x fem!reader fanfics about. I also made my OC based off of my crush and then another that I thought was hot but didn’t really like as much as her and made them have a relation ship and now that’s all I got stuck in my mind late at night. AND YES, I do watch Danger Force over and over and over again just to see Havan Flores in all her beauty. YEAH, I got a lotta problems.

4:34 This might seem a bit too complicated for a comment but I’ll just say it anyways.. A kid in my second and first period always goes up to me and says “Hi Audrey” and proceeds to chat away and ask things. I’m more of a pessimist so I ask him on a daily basis HOW he’s so happy. I feel bad that I act like a jerk and don’t realize it, then a few minutes later I catch on to what I said. Once I told him I wasn’t happy and didn’t want to talk, and that I hated talking, I scolded myself at the next period for it because my parents taught me to be polite. I don’t think I’m good at seeing how I’m behaving when I do behave the way I can…

Congrats for 2 million subs🎉🎉🎉 keep up the funny, amazing and entertaining videos!

0:04 so true 😭

2:29 ngl i have created many fantasy worlds this way.

4:24 the correct term is *ahem* MATERIAL GWORL

Ay man just keep doing your thing. You've brought laughter and enjoyment to so many people.

4:50 *SWEETHEART is typing...*

Damn this is so accurate lmao, also first person I’ve ever seen not hating on people that have crushes on waifus lmao, I how I never get back at that level of loneliness

"You always stare at them in class like a stalker" I mean you're not wrong-

"what your crush says about you" nothing, she doesnt talk to me anymore 💀 anyways good job on 2 million mate

0:52 I FEEL ATTACKED

The any fictional character one called me out SO bad

2:38 OMG @Ranboo here you go

2:31 That's me 💀

Congrats on 2M! Your videos never fail to make me laugh.

I like nerds because they seem chill and they are smart

“Why did you click on this video?!” Me: “I D O N T K N O W.”

5:03 LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING STEP BRO

My screen froze at 2:00 bro scares me

i mean im 15 and i was 14 when i started loving them but KPOP DUDES ARE JUST MESMERIZING i cant help it.

"things are gonna get akward real fast'" bro she likes me back tho

Congratulations on 2 million, you deserve it, you're amazing!

Congrats on 2 million! Keep going and thank you for calling me out in all "what your favorite [ ] says about" videos more than 10 times in just a few minutes! I feel special 🥺🥺🥺 Idk if what I said makes any sense, but I should be asleep rn, but I can't go to sleep before creating a scenario in my head, planning how to die and how to re-start a new life in my fav anime, looking for people nicer than me or for loners I wish I'll ever have a great conversation with, while watching your videos. And let's not forget my narcissism 😅🥲

4:01 this was very helpful... also your correct, things probably will get awkward reaaalll fast

Zoro boutta invite people from other anime too. He gonna be like “Ay yo my friend getting executed. Can you help?”

Congrats on 2 million, MVPerry!! I found your channel like a month ago and I love watching your videos 😄

1:29 That's 'The Joker' guy

What about someone you met at a party , or your sibling's friend , or your cousin's friend

What is it with this notion that its akward to have crushes on your friends or be friends after braking up as lovers?