What Your Favorite BLACK METAL BAND Says About You

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Through my riff videos, I received many comments from the fans of the bands I include in my videos, and started to notice some trends I can stereotype for comedic purposes. Let me know what you think your favorite Black Metal bands say about you.
Of course I included the classics such as Mayhem, Venom, Bathory, Burzum, Emperor, Dissection, Gorgoroth, Immortal, Darkthrone, Marduk, as well as some newer and/or different bands such as Imperial Triumphant, Panopticon, Deafheaven, Abruptum, Absu, Emit, Xasthur, Leviathan, and even some more "mainstream" bands like Cradle of Filth, Behemoth, and Dimmu Borgir.
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@themanonguitar3398 Год назад

When it goes from demented screaming to JoJo calmly saying 'you bite people' always kills me

@jojoplaysmusic Год назад

Golden comment

@zebulonrandall802 Год назад

I would say so

@zebulonrandall802 Год назад

I would say so

@themanonguitar3398 Год назад

@@zebulonrandall802 You sent your comment twice :)

@FlabbyPigLegs 2 года назад

Batushka “you have trust issues”

@garrettkalinowski7618 2 года назад

This killed me hahaha

@rothbardfreedom 2 года назад

You are bipolar

@hmpz36911 2 года назад

That's a Russian bathtub right?

@riffsfromtheabyss666 2 года назад

😭😭😭😂😂😂💀

@hipflask 2 года назад

lol

@arctic-sanisgaming8981 2 года назад

If your favorite band is MGLA, you have read exactly 1 book each of Schopenhauer and Nietzsche

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

Lmao basically

@peta8219 2 года назад

Or a fan of Ted Kaczynski

@Tom_- 5 месяцев назад

@@peta8219based

@onetakehoovie5955 2 года назад

Patiently waiting for the death metal version of this

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

Oh it’s happening.

@blackslime9047 2 года назад

@@jojoplaysmusic I hope you add some death/doom to this video! 🤘

@vladimircokorilo8105 2 года назад

Summoning: “You only read books written by JRR Tolkien, and you probably talk about the Middle-Earth lore all the time in front of your friends”

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

Lmao yeah

@mrfng5 2 года назад

Bathory: You love to scream "Valhalla" top of your lungs on a boat, while on a vacay in Norway fjords

@nephilidaearanae3665 2 года назад

00:44 That SORT of military memorabilia we don't talk about.

@b_gyllie_ctatuctwotblitz7353 2 года назад

1:21 As a Burzum fan, I can confirm that it's true

@hyperboreanesoterica6588 Месяц назад

Lmfao same

@fullmetalguy8357 2 года назад

Blasphemy / Archgoat: You are overweight and bald but you wear sick sunglasses, also you don't know any other colours aside from black, white and red.

@cookiesontoast9981 2 года назад

I know this is all for comedy but I love Burzum because the music is hauntingly beautiful and atmospheric haha, and I really enjoy the folklore/fantasy elements to it. And can't forget the memorable riffs. Is Burzum my favourite BM band? .... hard to say 🤔 it was definitely my first BM band I heard and it's special to me, got me way more into metal than I was previously, but there's a TON of other amazing BM bands too.

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

That’s fair

@tessier_ashpool 2 года назад

Filosofem is Odin tier

@busmaniaMAN 2 года назад

Windir-My situation I faced everyday

@robertdemon3550 2 года назад

“Svartesmeden og lundamyrstrollet" (The Blacksmith and the Troll of Lundamyri") probably my all time favourite song.

@busmaniaMAN 2 года назад

@@robertdemon3550 my favourite songs for windir: Arntor,ein windir Journey to the end 1184 Svartesmeden og lundamyr strollet Beginning The ending

@johnholton8157 2 года назад

Yikes, well, my favourite black metal bands would have to be Bathory, Venom, and Darkthrone, so I guess that makes me old! Haha! (I am turning 46 later this year...) Although I don't only listen to metal (and neither does Fenriz, for that matter); during my commutes to work this week, I've been playing 60s psychedelic rock (It's A Beautiful Day, The Growing Concern) and psytrance (Alien Project). I also have a great fondness for Mayhem (I wear my "Deathcrush" hoodie all the time!), Emperor ("In The Nightside Eclipse" will always be a special favourite of mine in particular), Gorgoroth, Immortal (but I mean, come on, how could anyone not like Abbath?), and Burzum (you also ought to include Hellhammer / Celtic Frost on here, my friend; they were one of the black metal pioneers, and an enormous influence on Darkthrone for example). Thank you for the fun video!

@ChuckyDoll79 2 года назад

Yes, it makes you old. But you are not alone (i am 43yo).

@creepin_deth 4 месяца назад

I'm 20, and my fav (black metal) bands are Immortal, Dissection, Darkthrone and Burzum (and Mayhem, of course. Blasphemer era in general and "Grand Declaration of War" in particular are brilliant). But I also love Venom (the first two albums) and Bathory (Viking era a little more than black, although the first album is a masterpiece). Idk, either you guys aren't as old as you think, or I'm not as young internally as I am externally)

@Deseko 2 года назад

Horna, Sargeist, Satanic Warmaster: Youre very angry and drink a lot

@sivispacemparabellum6217 2 года назад

And you may love the french black metal bands from the 90's and early 2000's, like Seigneur Voland, Kristallnacht and Blessed in Sin, which are pretty damn good, but still are kind of nazis.

@moonspawn07 2 года назад

Deathspell Omega is my fav! You should do a pt. 2

@amortuus_ 2 года назад

as a marduk fan i can confirm, also that many of us feel the need to argue about who is the best vocalist the band ever had (and why mortuus is the correct answer) lmao

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

Mortuus IS the correct answer

@emilbarenklau722 2 года назад

Mortuus is rude

@Amp661 2 года назад

Mortuus is the number one by far, and him being rude makes him even better.

@robertdemon3550 2 года назад

Love Marduk their best album “Those of the Unlight”

@sivispacemparabellum6217 2 года назад

You mean Legion, right ?

@lil_villian5124 2 года назад

I don't know a lot when it comes to the music itself in black metal but I know about Emit and I love how you just let it speak for itself 😂

@andrasl150 2 года назад

My favourite subgenre of Black metal will always be DSBM, and my favourite dsbm bands are Woods of Desolation and Kultura Kurenija. Somehow I never got into regular Black metal, with the exception of Burzum and Behemoth, but I like it when other genres are fused with Black, like blackened death and blackened deathcore

@herzmayhem2615 2 года назад

Did you ever heard Thy Light? It's very good. Take a look.

@sivispacemparabellum6217 2 года назад

So you might definitely give a try to Lifelover and Psychonaut 4.

@snoopy5456 2 года назад

i feel at home with my DSBM bros

@themanonguitar3398 Год назад

So I guess this is the DSBM group - man I'm in!

@spiggly_digg 2 года назад

As a silencer fan, I absolutely need help finding my rope

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

Nooooo

@meishubroh8405 2 года назад

My favorite bands -venom -mayhem (all eras) -burzum -dark funeral -1349 -leviathan -emit -stalaggh -immortal -deathspell omega -Abruptum And -gnaw their tounges

@rahmatsumantri6577 Год назад

What are your favorite songs bu Leviathan? Top 10 top 10 if you don't mind

@mathewbouse1105 2 года назад

Favorite is venom but im not reading that essay 😭

@cookiesontoast9981 2 года назад

I still say that Venom is more of a thrash band. Blackened thrash.

@bloody-fire 2 года назад

my favourite black metal band is metallica what does it says about me

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

It says 🤓 about you

@Jaylamah529 2 года назад

For me when it comes to BM my favorite bands are Emperor, Blasphemy, Dissection and sacramentum. As honorable mentions id even say Dimmu borgir, Satyricon and abigor have those melodic even bewitching and powerful riffs and blast beats i really enjoy. And of course there’s tons of different bands that made brilliant albums. (And very rough ones) Not the biggest BM listener but i love the atmospheric instrumentals even raw expressed vocals. It’s super fire. And also cold. Very cold.

@bradipodaguerra8760 2 года назад

I'm a power metal and melodic death fan but i ADORE Dimmu Borgir!

@rahmatsumantri6577 Год назад

What kind of era you love the most of Satyricon?

@rolsen1304 Год назад

Dimmu is just gorgeous.

@Jaylamah529 Год назад

@@rahmatsumantri6577 Easily mother north or shadow throne era from what i listened to at the time. They’re definitely a good band but i don’t keep up w them as much now.

@geraldrauch1701 2 года назад

Jojo!!! my fave is ulver...their evolution has amazed me...i guess they helped my expand my musical tastes, got into triphop/bass/groove based music...still love metal tho as a 52 yr old guitar metal rhythm dude...cheers all!!!

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

Ulver is great! EOS is magnificent.

@geraldrauch1701 2 года назад

@@jojoplaysmusic just listened to some EOS...me likey!!! been really into 1914 and kanonenfieber lately...gonna see incantation and goatwhore next monday...cheers brother!!!

@cloaksman4228 2 года назад

[Bathory]: you have probably been using an electric guitars for a long time and recently found out about acoustic

@THEMETALISBETTER 2 года назад

Mgla- you are a drummer. Also, super cool to see Imperial Triumphant on here. Just found them about a month or two ago and have been impressed with how different they sound.

@MpT-lb6kw 2 года назад

Shining: "If you tell us you're our biggest fan, we'll ask why are you still alive..."

@robertdemon3550 2 года назад

I’ve listened to black metal since ‘95 and there’s too many bands to list Satyricon, Dissection, Windir, Sacramentum, Burzum, Summoning, Immortal, Marduk, Enthroned and there’s so many new bands that are awesome. Probably my favourite song “Svartesmeden og lundamyrstrollet" (The Blacksmith and the Troll of Lundamyri") by Windir “Fagning” is another awesome song by them.

@Otomano3 2 года назад

Fav dissection song?

@robertdemon3550 2 года назад

@@Otomano3 My favourite Dissection album is the Somberlain the whole album is amazing Black Horizons and The Somberlain are great songs.

@Otomano3 2 года назад

@@robertdemon3550 I see, I really love shadow over a lost kingdom

@robertdemon3550 2 года назад

@@Otomano3 That’s a bloody good song that whole album every song is a masterpiece.

@CristianFernandez-eu3cm 2 года назад

“You bite people” 😂

@fullmetalguy8357 2 года назад

Master's Hammer / Root: You probably go on endless tirades online about how black metal wasn't defined by the Norwegian scene and that black metal was an international movement of underground bands inspired strongly by not only first-wave bands such as Venom, Bathory and Hellhammer, but also took stronger inspiration from the riff structures of Mercyful Fate than their Norwegian contemporaries and... oh wait that's me.

@aedragorix 2 года назад

1:52 the sound that plays in my head whenever I need to shit and someone else took the bathroom first

@Radio-Friendly-Unit 2 года назад

Despite my love for Burzum (Unhealthy), Immortal will always be my favorite. Some others that I love are Darkthrone, Nocturnal Depression, and such. But I've never been huge into Mgla. I've tried to get into it but I just don't like it much. Shits still rad though

@youeatbutt224 2 года назад

That was fucking great!; I laughed my ass off. Beautiful. Do you have one about death metal?

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

I will

@HansBelphegor 2 года назад

Imperial triumphant... thanks for showing me them, i like you too

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

You’re welcome. I’m just doing the lord’s work.

@rahmatsumantri6577 Год назад

What are your favorite songs by Imperial Triumphant? Top 10 or 15 if you don't mind

@luisserrano5690 2 года назад

Me as a Venom fan: "I am only 21."😂

@mrtrolly4184 2 года назад

Hahaha I'm 17 and a venom fan so I win 🤓

@mikerauter1859 2 года назад

Thy light (DSBM) as I'm here literally post suicide attempt

@altnap 2 года назад

I have never connected more to any music project than Wrest's Leviathan everything abt it is just incredibly awesome to me

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

Leviathan is great

@rahmatsumantri6577 Год назад

What are your favorite songs by Leviathan? Top 10 or 15 if you don't mind

@azedk418 2 года назад

I just turned into a (cool) goth girl with a boyfriend… Well, isn’t this an interesting Thursday!?

@hazardousenvironmentspart0540 2 года назад

Deathspell Omega: You go on very long rants about metaphysical satanism. Krallice: You have a slightly heavier taste than the Deafheaven kids Summoning: You've read The Hobbit, all LotR books and The Silmarillion Sigh: You're wacky Ved Buens Ende: Same as the last one Anaal Nathrakh: You don't care if you can't understand what they're saying Windir: I'm so sorry for you Pensees Nocturnes: You're not afraid of clowns Bethlehem: You think the vocalist doesn't sound like Rainer Landfermann the band sucks Grausamkeit: You have a severe heroin addiction (very cool) Inquisition: You don't care about shitty vocals Paysage D'Hiver: You don't know what audio quality is Agalloch: Most black metal is too heavy for you Peste Noire, Absurd, Nokturnal Mortum (early), literally any NSBM band: You scare me Drudkh: You won't listen to Burzum because you don't like Varg Murmuüre: I can't think of a joke for this one you're just really based

@archangelofcoffee922 2 года назад

Darkthrone: you only listen to old school metal from 1970 till 1993 and anything after that is shit. If it's a new band, they must be NWOTHM, retro thrash or late 80 death. Also, no typewriter drums. Lastly....ROCK AND ROLL GAS STATION. YEAAAAH!

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

Lmao exactly

@cloaksman4228 2 года назад

[Venom]: you probably like Motörhead and wish they had a darker style

@superprogamer_0518 2 года назад

As someone who's favorite black metal band is Emperor, I can confirm that i barely ever wear metal shirts except for when I go to a show(may or may not be because I don't own many)

@paravan2000 2 года назад

In other words: boring band with boring fans.

@VinlandAlchemist Год назад

I can't believe I actually paused the video to read that long post shot LOL

@MostMetalRowan Год назад

1:04 ...Yeah. You got me. 😂

@offermoord 2 года назад

l like raw black metal with the right amount of romance, disgust and misery, bands like Strid, Burzum, Grimlair, Sale Freux, Abyssic Hate and so on. Also the classic stuff like Venom, Bathory, Hellhammer, What that says about me? who gives a fuck..

@gasmaskcollectorreview1537 2 года назад

Can't wait for Iperyt thinks about you

@berzerkerben6310 2 года назад

All of these are spot on.

@Deseko 2 года назад

Emperor is spot on haha

@FriezaCold Год назад

I first started listening to cradle of filth in 2001, since then, I am obsessed. I listened to every single album they released plus the rare demos.

@exist_to_resist7414 7 месяцев назад

What no Watain? I call shenanigans.

@rememberbeginning Год назад

Emperor, Enslaved and Immortal for me Sir...some Burzum too

@luisserrano5690 2 года назад

Dark Funeral fans: "You are secretly a death metal fanatic solely. However, you have friends that are black metal fans so you just go with the flow."

@blankwavemessiah 2 года назад

DSBM is truly the very pinnacle though, lets be real.

@edge4204 2 года назад

Dimmu Borgir is me, not a big black metal guy although I do enjoy some of Dimmus early albums. I also love Blackened Deathcore my favorite being Mental Cruelty.

@DeathMetalRob 2 года назад

Profanatica "you hate going to Sunday school and gonna make sure EVERYONE knows it.

@SpacePope420 Год назад

Living color is my favorite black metal band

@Movedchannel5 2 года назад

As someone who’s a big fan of behemoth, that does sound like something I would do. But it would be like a really short rant though 0:14

@GoddessGagged 2 года назад

was hoping for agalloch to be here :c shame !!! lol

@kandelgoat9512 2 года назад

Never heard of Imperial Triumphant until now, they look cool as hell. Edit: They *ARE* cool as hell.

@borvor_ 2 года назад

One of my favourite Avant-garde BM bands, they realised new album few days ago.

@rahmatsumantri6577 Год назад

@@borvor_ What are your favorite songs by Imperial Triumphant? Top 10 or 15 if you don't mind

@borvor_ Год назад

@@rahmatsumantri6577 Sure thing, random order 1. Sodom 2. Gommorah 3. From Palaces of the Hive 4. Opposing Holiness 5. Kaleidoscopic Orgies 6. Breath of Innocence 7. Swarming Opulence 8. Cosmopolis 9. City Swine 10. Atomic Age I don't know their first albums, Neoclassical BM isn't for me.

@rahmatsumantri6577 Год назад

@@borvor_ thanks a lot😁gonna check them..

@DemonDog444 2 года назад

Well, I AM old. So, Bathory makes sense.

@TheOneWayDown 2 года назад

Mgła: You're a massive downer. Also nobody can tell if you're fascist or not Revenge: Same as above, but you collect weapons

@anonymous-cq7wj 2 года назад

marduk: everyone can tell that you're fascist

@HansBelphegor 2 года назад

You got me on belphegor

@coldblizzard5880 2 года назад

Hey what about SIGH or Blasphemy? And Mystifier?

@flatheadgg2443 2 года назад

You're the chad, burzum fans are afraid of you stealing their girlfriends.

@midnght-dp2lg 2 года назад

you could have gave a warning before emit, holy shit

@cloaksman4228 2 года назад

[Nehëmah]: you probably like unintelligible vocals

@sivispacemparabellum6217 2 года назад

You have really good tastes. It's one of the best BM bands from the french scene.

@zebulonrandall802 Год назад

That was a good one

@krzysztofchmara794 2 года назад

The same thing but with dm bands would be pretty cool :D

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

Expect it soon.

@retaelejs Год назад

Marduk, Belkètre, Silencer, Bathory

@nonmortus2882 2 года назад

Internal cold - "You is very sad, and you needs a help"

@erlik420 2 года назад

As a Marduk and Burzum fan you got that right

@TheRealJoeNathan 2 года назад

That Emperor one is half true. I am soft spoken, but I wear metal shirts every day of the week, baby! Unless I’m working.

@peryngveohlin4246 2 года назад

Silencer :) hehe, i love it

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

I mean… am I wrong?

@peryngveohlin4246 2 года назад

@@jojoplaysmusic no you're not x) I have schizophrenia just like Nattramn

@riffsfromtheabyss666 2 года назад

I need help 😭 Lol this was hilarious 🤘😎🤘

@dalime605 2 года назад

Only venom & bathory I like. I'll listen to darkthrone here and there...

@obscure_alternatives 2 года назад

The ending scared me ngl 😭

@Nickwritespoetry 2 года назад

Lol. I'm the Dimmu Borgir guy. I'm not really a fan of black metal, in general, but some bands are cool. I find this video particularly funny.

@lunacrypt5766 2 года назад

Yep, I'm old as fuck!!!!!

@esteban7740 2 года назад

So true with the Emperor one.

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

I know my Emperor fans.

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

Tell me what you think a specific band being your favorite says about you.

@skogeniswashed 2 года назад

Saor : you like scotland so much, nice

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

@@skogeniswashed SCOTLAND FOREEEVAAAAA

@m1k3be 2 года назад

Their all my favorite bands

@skogeniswashed 2 года назад

@@jojoplaysmusic or Véhémence : *speaking old french from the deepest of the middle age*

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

@@skogeniswashed gonna have yo correct you on that. VÉHÉMENCE: you’re the dungeon master in your friends’ Dnd campaign.

@zebulonrandall802 Год назад

This is a good one I am going to give it a pretty high score of 8 point 6 out of 10

@maxwellstanley6693 2 года назад

I'm Mayhem fan all kinds of Mayhem and I don't know the band where you said like frogs, but I love love love frogs!

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

That’s Immortal

@UtherSayer 2 года назад

No Drudkh 🥺

@beyota666 2 года назад

Drudkh and Winterfylleth deserve more recognition 👏

@CaptainFailo 2 года назад

Drudkh is great

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

@@beyota666 I do love me some Winterfylleth too. The opening riff from Ensigns of Victory pierces through my heart.

@m1k3be 2 года назад

Right at this moment today my favorite band it midnight

@allahcohafufnab3981 2 года назад

If you don’t hate modern society and you like black metal ur weird

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

I mean, yeah, probably.

@musicformadmen 2 года назад

Taake: your based

@therealeikichionizuka 2 года назад

Venom is my absolute favorite Black Metal band, and one of my favorite bands ever, but only because I’m not really a fan of Black Metal.

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

Thats cool, but hold on… you sell poop? 🤨👀

@therealeikichionizuka 2 года назад

@@jojoplaysmusic indeed

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

@@therealeikichionizuka price?

@therealeikichionizuka 2 года назад

@@jojoplaysmusic 5 Italian lire

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

@@therealeikichionizuka your terms are acceptable

@EvelynSucksAtLife Год назад

Im the immortal and dimmu borgir person

@thenetisthebeast6910 2 года назад

We dont have “favourites” because we dont live at home with our mummys being given choices between rainbows and fcuking unicorns😈🤘

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

huh?

@ASTRANOMICON 2 года назад

by this video's logic, i am a walking paradox; i like both dimmu borgir AND darkthrone >:)

@cheekibreeki921 2 года назад

I'm definitely the Marduk fan here lol I collect lots of military trinkets, some including guns, replica swords, and replica polearms

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

Nice!

@blackenedpower7902 2 года назад

Mesarthim, Mare Cognitum, Progenie Terrestre Pura etc. - you are cool, also you love to read about science and astrology

@LordBackuro 2 года назад

Wdym im old for listening to Venom and Bathory Im Just 16

@jojoplaysmusic 2 года назад

You wrote 61 backwards

@anglemoniciggy3290 2 года назад

I freaking listen to venom Welcome To Hell & Black Metal every Darn Day at work because it increases my dopamine levels, and don’t get me started on Bathory, Bathory and I believe I am old, even though I am 23,. But apart from that I absolutely love Immortal, it’s funny b/c I, do not take myself too seriously, and I believe Frogs have the cutest freaking bellies. So yeah. And well Batushka, is the best album to have intercourse with someone you love and that loves and truly appreciates the combination of religion themed art on a band that it’s singing incorporates the Gregorian and blast beats, and fast tempos. Bro it’s amazing. PLUS Idk man, I can never ever settle for one. It’s impossible

@USGovsOwnersRtheRealEnemy 2 года назад

As the Puppet of the United States, and with someone’s hand up my arsh, I approve these true and mind blowing statements. 0r was dinner at 630 and who’s this Walter guy?