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What Your Favorite DEATH METAL BAND Says About You 

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This of course is for comedic purposes only. I don't think I have to explain how I'm not being serious here. But hey, if the suit fits...
Through my riff videos, I received many comments from the fans of the bands I include in my videos, and started to notice some trends I can stereotype for comedic purposes. Let me know what you think your favorite Black Metal bands say about you.
Of course I included the classics such as Cannibal Corpse, Death, Deicide, Morbid Angel, Suffocation, Pestilence, Possessed, Carcass, Obituary, Immolation, Nile, Hate Eternal, Decapitated, Incantation, Malevolent Creation, Gorguts, Nocturnus, Entombed, Grave, Dismember, Carnage, Unleashed, At The Gates, Arch Enemy, Amon Amarth, Six Feet Under, Cryptopsy, Vader, Bolt Thrower, Hypocrisy as well as some newer and/or miscelaneous bands such as Vitriol, Venom Prison, Gatecreeper, Beneath the Massacre, Misery Index, Cephalic Carnage, Demilich, Cannabis Corpse, and The Black Dahlia Murder.
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@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
You can now watch PART 2 here: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4qECceRZyJ0.html
@THEMETALISBETTER
@THEMETALISBETTER Год назад
Arch Enemy should have been: You'd like to talk to the vocalist. You'd also like to talk to any woman you're not related to.
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
God that’s right
@cIappo896
@cIappo896 Год назад
Obituary is fucking spot on. We all just want good music, headbanging and happiness lmao
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Add in some nice (non-craft) beer.
@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL
@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL Год назад
@@jojoplaysmusic whats your fav death metal band bro?
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
@@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL I’m always torn between Hate Eternal and Gorguts.
@martinwakefield8138
@martinwakefield8138 Год назад
Yup, saw the live in Ybor City, and well, yup. But I'm also guilty of the Chuck stuff too
@meralbolattakmaz7072
@meralbolattakmaz7072 Год назад
Suffocation one got me laughing my ass off ( I actually bought an axe last week so the chopping wood part was kinda right )
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Yeah I saw you. I was there 👁👁
@SlowlyWeNod
@SlowlyWeNod Год назад
Blood Incantation: You're 👽
@Jesusblowsme666
@Jesusblowsme666 Год назад
Habe u seen an alien?
@Josh.V
@Josh.V Год назад
@@Jesusblowsme666 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ozor-bT-sOs.html
@Josh.V
@Josh.V Год назад
@@Jesusblowsme666 me encanta tu nombre XD
@antonkovalenko364
@antonkovalenko364 Год назад
Nah. Hypocrisy.
@vargvikernes3103
@vargvikernes3103 Год назад
Portal- Your metal head friends don’t trust you around their kids. Arghoslent- You say lyrics don’t matter ALOT. Deeds of Flesh- You are either a Tec Death fan or you enjoy DoF’s good albums. Opeth - You wear a turtleneck.
@deerskull2163
@deerskull2163 Год назад
I like Arghoslent and think lyrics matter😈😈😈
@henrywalton5967
@henrywalton5967 Год назад
Opeth is Death Metal for gentlemen lol
@dq7860
@dq7860 Год назад
Path of the Weakening is something every BDM fan should listen too.
@td601
@td601 Год назад
@@dq7860 BDM as Dahlia?
@dq7860
@dq7860 Год назад
@@td601 Brutal Death Metal
@fen1ks1337
@fen1ks1337 Год назад
Chuck would be proud.
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Maybe, but would Edgeworth be?
@michaelsantangelo7997
@michaelsantangelo7997 Год назад
After watching several of your videos, I'm impressed by how much old school metal you know for your age. \m/
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
You could say I’m something of a connoisseur.
@kp7309
@kp7309 Год назад
Its not like they banned death metal past the 90s
@Breno1997
@Breno1997 Год назад
Not only related to DM, I say "Chuck would be proud of you" to my homies in a daily basis
@lucid6067
@lucid6067 Год назад
Saw Deicide last night. Someone said fuck Chuck Schuldiner out loud and Glen Benton scolded the fuck out of him. Glen could easily pass for a demon, he’s scary when he gets mad.
@johnnydavies7215
@johnnydavies7215 Год назад
Definitely guilty of leaving the odd "Chuck would be proud " comment 🤘🏻
@martinwakefield8138
@martinwakefield8138 Год назад
you and me.both brother
@FlatChestsAreDelicious
@FlatChestsAreDelicious Год назад
Morbid Angel fans: "Everything sucks after David Vincent left!!!" "Nooo, formulas was good!!" Obituary fans: I like when they play da groovy riff.
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Lol. Formulas is definitely their most underrated album.
@FlatChestsAreDelicious
@FlatChestsAreDelicious Год назад
@@jojoplaysmusic Chambers of Dis tho 👌
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
@@FlatChestsAreDelicious exactly, that one and Heaving Earth.
@itscorvid358
@itscorvid358 Год назад
i'm an obituary fan and can confirm i like when they alternate pick the low E string 20 times in a row and go "RRRAAAAUUUUUUWWWWGUGGGUGHHUHHH"
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
@@itscorvid358 oh you mean that one song from that album about decompisition?
@lucas_astrad
@lucas_astrad Год назад
When you said Cryptopsy, I thought about None So Vile. BRUAL LYRICS. But... Can u understand? IT DOESN'T MATTERRR
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Exactly
@nicolasreny221
@nicolasreny221 Год назад
Fr he writes some of the most brutal and well written lyrics only to then sound like a deranged mental asylum patient who got possessed but it sounds fucking amazing so who cares
@dreadlordbeats
@dreadlordbeats Год назад
French Death Metal edition: Aosoth: You really like archery and cutting your flesh for Satan. Atavisma: You like to hang out in the Parisian catacombs. Temple of Baal: You secretly like Doom Metal. Kaabalh: You secretly like Atavisma. A LOT. Mercyless: You secretly like Thrash Metal. N.K.V.D.: Every friday night you meet your dominatrix who's dressed as a totalitarian general and get your butt whipped hard. You're also nostalgic of Vichy and the occupation, for some reason. Autokrator: Every friday night you meet your slave and dress up as a totalitarian general and whip his butt hard. You're also nostalgic of the USSR and Stalin, for some reason. Funeralium: You have too much free time on your hands. Impureza: You secretly wish you were a matador. Loudblast: You like Thrash Metal more than Mercyless.
@diegosolares5492
@diegosolares5492 Год назад
The Beneath the Massacre one and both gorguts ones are just on point. Agree LOL.
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Nice Ad Nauseum profile pic btw
@ShreddedShredder0
@ShreddedShredder0 Год назад
These are hilarious and spot-on. Speaking of Cryptopsy, they're one of my all-time favorite bands, but I just can't get over some of their lyrics. Some of it is just funny.
@HiFugly
@HiFugly Год назад
2:14 Arch Enemy is my favorite band mentioned here, and this seems accurate.
@aSandwich.13
@aSandwich.13 Год назад
TBDM: (Alternatively) You're the only metalhead in town so the Core kids adopted you.
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Lmao I know someone whose case is exactly that.
@aSandwich.13
@aSandwich.13 Год назад
@@jojoplaysmusic Myself included, lmao
@kaelanmcalpine2011
@kaelanmcalpine2011 Год назад
I think that was me in high school though I was more into dubstep and power/prog metal then. The only BDM song I know is What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse.
@nowherekatie9525
@nowherekatie9525 Год назад
Man, all of these are spot on! Though I knew only a handful of the bands, I'll gladly listen to the ones I don't know. I kind of use your videos to discover more bands, songs, genres etc. Thanks for the videos, they're hella entertaining! :D
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Oh that’s very cool. I appreciate that man!
@Neverbomb
@Neverbomb Год назад
Love your videos. Keep up the great work.
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Hey thank you so much! I appreciate that.
@AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic
@AgainstTheeWickedlyMusic Год назад
Oxygen Destroyer: You've probably had or you have an unhealthy obsession with the Godzilla franchise. That said, my favorites here are Death, Morbid Angel, Arch Enemy, Suffocation, Venom Prison, and Incantation. Almost all of these bands are sick, though
@Keepitsavage21
@Keepitsavage21 Год назад
Never thought I’d see the local band Vitrial be featured on a RU-vid video. Can’t wait to get my sweet vinyl from them that’s how Cool they are. 🔥😎
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Vitriol are a magnificent band. They get me going. Perfect music for working out and pumping iron.
@christiankramer879
@christiankramer879 Год назад
They are so sick, Kyle is the nicest dude ever 🤘
@crsmyth4428
@crsmyth4428 Год назад
LMAO that was good. Having hung out with Cephalic Carnage I gotta say that was the perfect descriptor to go along with them and their ultra fans. Those guys are funny as hell in person tho. I was laughing nearly all night....I was super high too soooo
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
I’m just gonna say: I never miss.
@crsmyth4428
@crsmyth4428 Год назад
@@jojoplaysmusic I was hoping to see Between The Buried and Me on your list. I wanted to know the type I am lol
@zlek4875
@zlek4875 Год назад
Cannibal Corpse one really got me. I’m literally the guy with cargo pants and combat boots at every concert. By the way holy fuck you actually know Guttural Secrete, props on you.
@mattdalton9672
@mattdalton9672 Год назад
Thumbnail was spot on, I complained once about a tour with hate eternal not having hate eternal while in my town while putting down other bands that they had been here with in the recent to the time past, and Eric Rutan messaged me to set it all straight
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Erik Rutan is a real one.
@localdeathcorekid
@localdeathcorekid Год назад
for part 2 if u do one could we get infant announcement along with lorna shore and/or slaughter to prevail
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
I mean those are Deathcore bands. Maybe if I do a Deathcore video.
@localdeathcorekid
@localdeathcorekid Год назад
@@jojoplaysmusic alright! also i meant infant annihilator not infant announcement, my autocorrect is weird💀
@jerewii3797
@jerewii3797 Год назад
I play 40k and have not heard of Bolt Thrower, thank you ❤️
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
My pleasure
@Vanpiradejardim
@Vanpiradejardim Год назад
Death, Possessed, TBDM, At The Gates, Cannibal Corpse and Venom Prison TBDM and At The Gates parts rlly talk about me so accurately
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
I hold the knowledge of multitudes.
@ihavecome3127
@ihavecome3127 Год назад
Love this series! Could you do thrash metal?
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Guess I have no choice
@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844
Death is probably my favorite and I rarely mention Chuck on the web
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
You just did.
@mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844
@@jojoplaysmusic I said rarely, not never
@dohnjoe9211
@dohnjoe9211 Год назад
I don't know if I should feel called out or proud of being a Black Dahlia fan. . .
@NathanHoff96
@NathanHoff96 Год назад
Neither, anyone who doesn't like BDM needs to get a brain scan.
@PROJECTJoza100
@PROJECTJoza100 Год назад
Proud!
Год назад
You said “you’ve known the taste of human flesh” on devourment I was like “I don’t think I’ve tasted human before?” Then I got flashbacks to all the times I’ve purposely cut skin off of my fingers to eat it. My severe nail biting problem has taught me that fingers taste GREAT. I’m not even trying to be edgy the skin around my nails is so fucking good. I don’t know what it is it’s just good.
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Guess I can freely say: I never miss
@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL
@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL Год назад
He was right tho lmao.
@doomslayer8431
@doomslayer8431 Год назад
Sad no mortification
@adrianurias731
@adrianurias731 Год назад
Thats my boy 🔥
@emma-hz4td
@emma-hz4td Год назад
brilliant
@mr.ramixhardbass3331
@mr.ramixhardbass3331 Год назад
I guess i have to say it... "Chuck would be proud"
@Al_Gore_Rhythmn
@Al_Gore_Rhythmn Год назад
This list is golden. He 100% nailed me with gorguts. Happy to see Demilich on here too! I don't live in a sewer--yet.
@drtaco123
@drtaco123 Год назад
I do play 40k, and the fourth crusdade by bolt thrower is one of my favorite songs :)
@mattbowden1981
@mattbowden1981 Год назад
I chuckled numerous times. Pretty funny. I was waiting for my favorite band Cattle Decapitation
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Then expect a part 2 👀
@mattbowden1981
@mattbowden1981 Год назад
@@jojoplaysmusic I will subscribe and look out for that! Not all Cattle Decap fans are vegan, by the way (that’s too easy). The Cannabis Corpse one was dead on, homie. 😂
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
@@mattbowden1981 yeah the vegan thing is a cheap shot, or at least it would be if I just said “you’re vegan”.
@johnwentz2149
@johnwentz2149 Год назад
My favorite is Atheist, but I felt like the Morbid Angel description was pretty on the money. Morbid Angel is my favorite band that was mentioned.
@kaosailor
@kaosailor Месяц назад
02:31 "Speaks for itself, doesn't it?" 😂😂😂 hahahaha
@vicentemunoz554
@vicentemunoz554 Год назад
Disgorge (Mexico): do you eat anything other than raw meat and guts???
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
That applies to Disgorge (USA) too
@Radio-Friendly-Unit
@Radio-Friendly-Unit Год назад
Cannibal Corpse Barnes era: you're 50 Cannibal Corpse Corpsegrinder era: you're 15 Thank god I'm 50
@MoRaby
@MoRaby Год назад
You dont like Corpsegrinder?
@Radio-Friendly-Unit
@Radio-Friendly-Unit Год назад
@@MoRaby i love Corpsegrinder, hell my favorite Cannibal song is from his era. But I'm much more a fan of when Chris Barnes was actually good.
@MoRaby
@MoRaby Год назад
@@Radio-Friendly-Unit @Radio Friendly Unit I love Chris Barnes pre "eeeeee" era. Six Feet Under's Haunted album is fire as well. It's refreshing to see someone who's not shitting on his entire career.
@Radio-Friendly-Unit
@Radio-Friendly-Unit Год назад
@@MoRaby the only Six Feet Under I've ever listened to was the Graveyard Classics album. I thought the covers were quite good. Especially the studio cover of TNT. But the one live video of the cover where he goes "WATCH NE EXPLEEED" is fucking hilarious no matter what lol
@yurikrupin6907
@yurikrupin6907 Год назад
Corpsegrinder era you're 35 more likely
@tamoemetcalfe1666
@tamoemetcalfe1666 Год назад
Vitriol for the win
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Let’s gooooo
@DamienXavier1828
@DamienXavier1828 Год назад
Cannabis corpse does speak for itself. XD I got the “Nug So Vile” CD and I listen to it often.
@vagelispolymeros7285
@vagelispolymeros7285 Год назад
You got me at Nocturnus!!!😂😂😂
@nevtug
@nevtug Год назад
You got mee. As a Morbid Fan I can agree :DD
@AlessandroScaltritti
@AlessandroScaltritti Год назад
😂😂 you nailed it! Multiple times
@Illithex
@Illithex Год назад
That was so spot on, do you work for some secret service? XD u profiled us all way too precisely, fun video
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
I just have a lot of knowledge
@likwidsnake8358
@likwidsnake8358 Год назад
Gotta work on my bench pressing
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
YES. NOW.
@rkdrumss
@rkdrumss Год назад
Hahahahah, these are so good ❤️ 🔥
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Haha glad you liked it!
@microwaveableselfie3421
@microwaveableselfie3421 Год назад
Entombed/dismember one killed me! As a big fan I completely agree that we are numb in the ears, a small price to listen to the hm2
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Ain’t that right
@microwaveableselfie3421
@microwaveableselfie3421 Год назад
Well, not unless it’s a entombed album that isn’t one of the first few ;)
@BaldTorment
@BaldTorment Год назад
I was not expecting him to include Cannabis Corpse, also as a Visceral Disgorge and Guttural Secrete fan I can confirm I know the taste of human flesh, it's reminiscent of pork
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Is it really? Interesting.
@blackshuck3886
@blackshuck3886 Год назад
The Deicide one really got me!! XD
@LukeZuniga
@LukeZuniga Год назад
The Nocturnus one made me lol really hard 😅 😂
@chho7011
@chho7011 Год назад
This video is strangely realistic with the British metal scene. Keep doing what you do best
@The_KJ8
@The_KJ8 2 месяца назад
You guys should watch Norsemen. Good series🤘
@JustinSmith-rr3se
@JustinSmith-rr3se Год назад
Nile is my favorite. This is so accurate, in addition to a few other middle eastern instruments
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Gonna see those legends in less than a month.
@JustinSmith-rr3se
@JustinSmith-rr3se Год назад
@@jojoplaysmusic I couldn’t be more envious
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
@@JustinSmith-rr3se naturally.
@fullmetalguy8357
@fullmetalguy8357 Год назад
These were too good! Another suggestion for Hypocrisy: you've replaced your Ancient Aliens addiction with InfoWars, much to the dismay of... everyone.
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Let me know the bands that I missed and what they say about you.
@mylerwilson4879
@mylerwilson4879 Год назад
atheist - You’re the smart ass in your friend group
@moonspawn07
@moonspawn07 Год назад
Ulcerate, you think drums are better lead instrument than guitar
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
@@moonspawn07 that's a good one
@ethanlee9692
@ethanlee9692 Год назад
Dying Fetus - Same deal as Misery Index. You hate the government and politics with all your being. Aborted - You have a whole shelf full of old school horror films and you've watched every single one. Archspire - You've come to accept that you'll never be able to play like them. And that's why you like em. Kataklysm - You think death metal songs about spirits and ghosts are better than songs about gore and violence. Benighted - Same deal as Aborted. You're a giant horror film fanatic.
@Thesenseiformerlyknownas
@Thesenseiformerlyknownas Год назад
Benediction - You would listen to other death metal bands......but you'd rather watch Doctor Who.
@z.r0.m_0n
@z.r0.m_0n Год назад
I respect the speed limit while blasting Piss Angel on repeat
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Doubt it
@BassManqk
@BassManqk Год назад
Anata - You're the type of person that keeps their dream alive even after is long dead Spawn of Possession - You're the type of person that keeps their dream alive even after is long dead Necrophagist - You're the type of person that keeps their dream alive even after is long dead
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Anata is a based deep cut
@toddwilliams8128
@toddwilliams8128 Год назад
Cannabis Corpse: you really like death metal, especially after a few bong rips
@metalmoshingmad777
@metalmoshingmad777 Год назад
That low-key Jab at Obituary fans lol.
@vinnyhydeswt
@vinnyhydeswt Год назад
That last one was terrifyingly accurate
@Spawnofpossession
@Spawnofpossession Год назад
You should do malignancy on the next one, these were gold
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Thanks man, I am thinking of doing a part two.
@guitarandgames1386
@guitarandgames1386 Год назад
Vader fans (me) we like trem picking, polish names you can't pronounce, and arguing about whether we hate The Empire cd more or The Beast cd
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
The Beast. The Empire had a couple of legit bangers.
@bendibell
@bendibell Год назад
I love several of the bands here. I'm a big fan of Dark Tranquillity (and melodeath in general), as well as Devourment (Molesting the Decapitated is best) and Visceral Disgorge (I liked Ingesting Putridity best out of VD's discography). So apparently, I would be a caring, candid cannibal? Lol
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Yeah like that German dude I guess. Lol
@heitorgalvao2281
@heitorgalvao2281 Год назад
obituary is always my favorite band ❤️
@Radio-Friendly-Unit
@Radio-Friendly-Unit Год назад
When he says "CHOPPED IN HAUUUGH" it really hits hard
@heitorgalvao2281
@heitorgalvao2281 Год назад
@@Radio-Friendly-Unit yeah I feel in my soul when he says "FEELL THE BLUOOOD SPLITTING FROMM YOUUURR MOUUUF"
@Radio-Friendly-Unit
@Radio-Friendly-Unit Год назад
@@heitorgalvao2281 and it pulls on my heartstrings when he goes "WOTH ROTTUN WHEYS COMES DESTINEEEEEE"
@xraygamer9895
@xraygamer9895 Год назад
@@Radio-Friendly-Unit and "FEEAL THE BLOEAD SPEALL FRO YOURE MOTH" one of the most lines ever
@itscorvid358
@itscorvid358 Год назад
@@Radio-Friendly-Unit i prefer when he says "SLOWLEE WE RAAAAUUUUUWWWGGHHHHHHHH SLOLEEEEEE WE RAUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWGGGGHHHHH
@emperorphil2547
@emperorphil2547 Год назад
I have been playing RuneScape for a very long time and rarely meet people who listen to metal. I have been only trying to meet metalheads on RS for 20 years lol
@croakinc3670
@croakinc3670 3 месяца назад
The Six Feet Under one literally made me put down my phone laughing.
@oldschooldeathmetal8417
@oldschooldeathmetal8417 Год назад
What's the background song called? Sounds pretty good
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
I made it. It’s not out yet ;)
@oldschooldeathmetal8417
@oldschooldeathmetal8417 Год назад
@@jojoplaysmusic ok thanks
@TheOneWayDown
@TheOneWayDown Год назад
Cerebral Rot: you either have eaten poop, or you've put way too much thought into eating poop Dragged Into Sunlight: everyone is terrified of you, and they're right to be Sanguisugabogg: you're the kind of guy to follow bands for their merch exclusively Skinless: you probably have a collection of combat footage gore
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
The Cerebral Rot one is golden
@StephDSorensen
@StephDSorensen Год назад
I guess I'm a huge nerd who likes eating at the morgue without caring about my hearing 😆🔥🤟
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
What a wonderful combination
@zebulonrandall802
@zebulonrandall802 Год назад
This is a good one I am going to give it a pretty high score of 7 point 8 out of 10
@elfabri666
@elfabri666 Год назад
THE ACCURACY OF THIS HOLY FUCK
@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL
@WHOREHAMMER_OFFICIAL Год назад
What abt cattle decap?
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
They’ll be on part 2
@Leonardom667
@Leonardom667 Год назад
Here in the sewer we don't have good wi-fi connection.
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
I bet
@423Bruce
@423Bruce Год назад
I was thinking I didn’t relate to suffocation. Turns out it was Lord Worm era Cryptopsy instead. Jojo know me better than myself. 🤙
@Fwufikins
@Fwufikins Год назад
On the one hand, the Cannibal Corpse & Cargo Shorts diagnosis fits me perfectly. On the other, I'm an Amon Amarth fan who's also sick of people trying to get me to watch the Vikings show. I just want to drink beer and go to Renn Faire lol
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Make that two beers, sir.
@Fwufikins
@Fwufikins Год назад
@@jojoplaysmusic More beer is always the correct decision. 🍻
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
@@Fwufikins the other one’s for me of course
@lucas_astrad
@lucas_astrad Год назад
Morbid Angel 🤘🏼
@SlyHikari03
@SlyHikari03 Год назад
Obituary, Bolt Thrower and Morbid Angel were on point. (And yes, I’m a big anime and Quake nerd, so I’d definitely be buds with Trey from Morbid Angel).
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Are you into Magic the gathering too?
@SlyHikari03
@SlyHikari03 Год назад
@@jojoplaysmusic trying to get into it..
@sidvicious58
@sidvicious58 Год назад
Lmao at the Death one
@entr3_nou5
@entr3_nou5 Год назад
Didn’t expect Cannabis Corpse to be on here but… yeah that’s about right
@nattdal88
@nattdal88 Год назад
You're wrong about at the gates man, i dont have friends LOL \m/
@jumbopaulo
@jumbopaulo Год назад
Chuck would be proud of this one
@luisserrano5690
@luisserrano5690 Год назад
(Although, not listed) I do like Brujeria as a Mexican death metal band option. Not only because I am proud to be Mexican-Salvadoran, but because that band is badass. As for a Brazilian option, I like the all-woman led band Nervosa! Lastly, as for a regular American option, I am a Deicide fan. I love the song Dead by Dawn especially. Their best album is Once Upon the Cross though. As for the desprcirption, it was hilarious, but nah man, I don't care if anyone is a poser or not, I won't judge. P.S. I'll try not. 😉
@jackko21
@jackko21 10 месяцев назад
It's funny because I actually do almost exclusively listen to thrash, and I love possessed
@dennisjordan4952
@dennisjordan4952 Год назад
I'm huge immolation fan so yeah he's spot on
@deaconlasagna8570
@deaconlasagna8570 Год назад
Stargazer: you also really like weather report
@chaotik7853
@chaotik7853 Год назад
my favorite is death, but possessed is the accurate one for me
@heavymetalmaniak
@heavymetalmaniak Год назад
Do video with favorite THRASH METAL BANDS
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Yeah that’s on the list
@stevend2748
@stevend2748 Год назад
Shit I AM the friend who says "you can talk to me, bro" 🤐
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Much love bro
@thomasfield8543
@thomasfield8543 Год назад
The decapitated one made me happy
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Naturally.
@kokobi7482
@kokobi7482 Год назад
obituary ✨✨✨✨
@Alucard_The_Gang_Banger
@Alucard_The_Gang_Banger Год назад
Im an anims lover, AND play runescape. I should give morbid angel a listen
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
You definitely should.
@Maledicted
@Maledicted Год назад
I BEG YOUR PARDON Cryptopsy has some of the most eloquent lyrics ever haha
@oatmeal710
@oatmeal710 Год назад
what's a drift store
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
It’s like a second hand clothes store.
@Nickwritespoetry
@Nickwritespoetry Год назад
If we're going with any style of death metal, then Opeth it is for me. If we're going for exclusively OSDM bands, then it's Morbid Angel but really only for their first three albums. Weird thing is that I hate slimy things. I'm like OCD about cleanliness. Make of that what you will. Lol.
@jojoplaysmusic
@jojoplaysmusic Год назад
Yeah I’m kinda ocd about that too
@user-qr5uc2di1d
@user-qr5uc2di1d Год назад
I am a restless handwasher too! And MA are my favourite. Btw, do you like their 5th album ("Formulas...") or does it sound weird and slimey to you? I sure do like it - it's a brootal one
@lil_villian5124
@lil_villian5124 Год назад
Infester: you're disappointed that no other Deathmetal vocalist sounds just like Jason Oliver Or maybe that's just me
@christopherrobin361
@christopherrobin361 Год назад
There's always Craig Pillard (Incantation/Disma) to fall back on.
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