What your favorite JoJo's Bizarre Adventure character says about you! 

"You like crappy engrish and horrible downgrades" Joseph's engrish is legendary how dare you

"Is narancia a boy or a girl?" Narancia: Y E S

This quickly went from "what your favorite character says about you" to "this is a Jojo character"

Koichi: “You like stupid little brats.” *E x c u s e M e*

Bruno: You’re Abbacchio. Abbacchio: You’re Bruno.

What your favorite JoJo character says about you Holly: You're Kakyoin

Hazamada: you like short guys Aya: you're a beauty stylist Tamami: gaslighting is not evil to you, it’s your passion Keicho: you love him and his bro Tonio: you love Italian cuisine Shinobu: you love Hayato's mom..... what the hell is wrong with you? Masazo: you're a big fan of Phineas & Ferb Bug Eaten: you like rats Not Bug Eaten: same thing as last one Shizuka: she reminds you of Lisa Lisa Yoshihiro: you have photos of your dad and check them every day to see if he’s there to give you a stand Ken: you appreciate him trying his best Toyohiro: you wonder how he lives Terunosuke: your mind is an enigma Polpo: you dont sleep on the bed, you are a bed Mario: you enjoy him getting tortured via italian mafia Proccuito: you love your brother Pesci: you're a big fan of Phineas & Ferb Melone: you are a hacker illuso: you like Michael Jackson Formaggio: you have lots of minifigures and wish to be one Ghiaccio: you scream alot Sorbet and Gelato: you support LGBTQ+ community.... i respect that Ciocolatta: you're a doctor Secco: dogs are your favorite animal Squalo: you love sharks Titziano: you're a manipulator Crane: ahahaha.... wait you're being serious? Risotto: you are a gothic edgelord Doppio: he's your lover boy Scollipi: your density is what you are Jolyne: you wanted to see her do THAT scene Ermes: you want to multiply your favorite foods F.F: you thought they were a cute girl, but then disappointed that they were plankton Anasui: you love simps Emporio: you cant get enough of cute kids Weather Report: you prefer silent guys Pucci: you're christian The green baby: you want to mochi pound him Johnny Joestar: you're also crippled Gyro: he's your favorite musical artist Diego: you think dinosaurs are epic HP: you love tall girls Jesus: Pucci respects you Gappy: you're very lost and confused Yasuho: you like cutesy pink haired girls Joshu: you dont exist

I will always love Okuyasu, just because I can relate to him about being really stupid but smart when its counts

"You thought it was hilarious to watch him repeatedly kick iggy" *Jazz music stops*

"Erina: You're Jonathan!" This guy is spot on, my name is actually Jonathan.

I like Kakyoin because of how he owned that baby. And kept it to himself. Funny dude bro.

Honestly thought the same about Narancia. Before watching part 5, I was like oh they added a girl to the main team. Then it ended up being Trish, like indirectly

My favourite jojo characters are Jesus, Hitler and Jack the ripper.

Kakyoin: “you love cherries” Jotaro: “You love dolphins”

4:39 I'm actually a Final Fantasy fan and I thought he looks like Sephiroth!

I was having such a terrible week. To hear I’m a good guy made it so much better

MvPerry: **calls Koichi a stupid little brat** Jotaro: so you have chosen... *death*

Jotaro fans and Dio fans both having around the same description: So it's the same type of fan...

you should do comic jojo characters too my personal favorite is gyro zeppeli or if i had to choose from this video it has to be the pillar men

"you like dio" you can't live for 2 seconds without throwing knives at people

“Or you like Jotaro’s mom” *Kakyoin intensifies*

Suzie Q: You're Joseph Joestar Tomoko: *You're Joseph Joestar* Lisa Lisa: *_YOU'RE JOSEPH JOESTAR_* Caesar: *_-Y O U ' R E J O S E P H J O E S T A R-_*

So creative with these descriptions

"Easydeezy" XD love your videos Bro

“Wamuu:despite that he is a villain, you can’t help but respect him.” DAMN, that’s too accurate...

You're the edgy teen who thinks liking villains is cool _well then_

Koichi: You are half of the part 4 cast.

The fact that the darby brothers are there and not steely dan or the oingo boingo brother is insane

"It was me Dio joke is dead" You expecting a good creative joke but it was Ha! You fell for it fool! Thundercross split attack!

"Koichi: You like stupid little brats" *Jotaro wants to know your location*

Man I love this -

4:57 Okay guys so Aerosmith is the name of the plane Lil’ Bomber is the name of the pilot

"You like Jotaro's mom, what's wrong with you?" Kakyoin: *yes*

“And you listen to Giorno’s theme on repeat” *sweats nervously* Edit: thank you so much for the 1k, I truly had a golden experience

*is that a Jojo reference*

WHY YOU GOTTA DO KOICHI LIKE THAT LMAOO "you like stupid little brats" BAHAHA YUKAKO IS SHAKING

"or you like jotaro's mom, what the hell is wrong with you" *don't you dare talking about my boy kakyoin like that*

Damn you didn’t have to expose me with the kars one like damn

How did u know that i love listening giorno's theme over and over and i have a dream

“This is a joke and if I offended you I’m sorry” So not including Doppio was a joke...?

"you were devastated by his first death, then when he died later on, you didn't really care" UHM I CRIED HARDER THE SECOND TIME

“Hol horse:you consider yourself to be a cowboy, but your not” Me who lives in Texas:yeah ima pretend that you *didnt* say that.

"You were devastated by his first death Then when he died again later on, you didn't really care. " HOW DOES HE KNOW

"You're 33 years old." Kira: Where are the hands?

You forgot Stroheim... - Sad german engineering sounds -

Thank u

Me: Wait, my hair was french fries? MVPerry: Always has been

Koichi: "You like stupid little brats" *Jotaro wants to know your location*

I feel like most of these could be boiled down to "You think they're hot".

Koichi : *you are really reliable*

It was his second death that got me spooked it left a terrible feeling in my gut just the way he was killed was just wow

“You like really weird looking dogs” And I took that personally

People thought vanilla ice kicking iggy was funny? I literally cried.. Stop starting RPs in the replies, I'm just trying to state facts😭.. Sheesh, now people are talking to a whole different Jonathan in my replies.

Idea: make a video about what people's favorite stands say about them, and the title should be: "What your favorite stand says about you!" This is my opinion. You can choose to make it or not, its your choice.

Damn bro your right that was the first thing I did

“Your favorite phrases consist of yare yare daze and Ora Ora Ora” YES YES YES YES YES

Johnathan: You're a " *good* " guy Why'd you say it like that? Why'd you say it like that!? Johnathan IS a good guy!

0:59 yess, but i like them both🌚👍

Can you make a video of what your Favorite god only knows what Character says about you it’s an anime so just to let you know

“You like jotaros mom, get some help” Me and the rest of Kakyoin fans: “No, I don’t think I will”

"Or you like Jotaro's mom, the heck is wrong with you?" *KAKYOIN WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

The giorno one was spot on lol

Ok I do wear bandanas as a regular part of my daily outfit but i actually have respiratory issues so i would never be able to use hamon :(

Jotaro: Your favorite phrases consist of "Yare Yare Daze" and "Ora Ora Ora". Me: *Well yes, but actually no*

3:16 "You like stupid little brats" *Jotaro wants to know your location*

That Phantom Blood Dio one really hit home with me 😂😂 That SDC Dio one is very “Meh” with me. About that Hayato one, my younger sister is very abusive. Is that close enough? That Giorno one called my ass out lol That Fugo one hits hard lmao Trish, “Meh”

4:37 dude this is what me and my friends joke about when we play smash bros together

Correction: Holly: *You’re Kakyoin.* Koichi: *You love Reliable Bois.*

"Jonathan: You're a good guy..." I have no objections.

koichi:you like reliable people (he is a reliable guy)

Damn guess I should actually start "rero reroing" sweets I get hold of,thanks g

Doesn’t include Stroheim or Doppio You have genuinely angered me

"You're kinda toxic and pointless" Dang I just liked him cuz of Purple Haze Feedback 😔

I felt the Narancia part, did that the first time i saw him. But he's now my favorite person

Polnareff : your french Me : Yes

0:42 Your next line will be “You’re always trying to predict what your friends are gonna say”

Jotaro: Your favourite phrases consist of "yare yare daze" and "ora ora ora" Me: "Yare yare"

Yo the “ you’re Joseph Joestar” line caught me off guard 😂😂

Lol Mista's section was right on the mark!!

U forgot the most important character in the whole of jojo *BLUEFORD*

"And you still don't realize the "It was me, Dio!" meme is dead." Jojo memes never die.

hamon not hamen love the content by the way

This is perfect except the one about Dio Brando rip

I’m now gonna yell “Z A H A N D O” whenever I hit anything at all

My dad yells “ZA HANDO” every time he pats my dog on the head

Tried hamon breathing instructions unclear i started floating instead

Hot-blooded: devices start making alarm noises when you are nearby.

4:44 the timing is perfection

Giorno: you are a weeb who only talks about 7 page muda

3:04 Yeah that's about right

If you had done Old Polnareff from Golden Wind I would have said "Whenever you go to school, you walk like his stand, Silver Chariot Requiem".

''You like stupid little brats'' *Yukako has joined the chat.*

"You're kinda toxic and pointless" Fair "Just like Fugo" *startled gasp* NOT TRUE

When you said yare yare yare I laughed so hard 🤣

Polnareff: You're French As a French person whose favorite part 3 character is Polnareff, I feel seen.

"You love 'rero reroing' everytime you get candy" _I feel attacked_

Speedwagon: you’re literally everyone on r/animememes Me: I believe you mean r/thechurchofspeedwagon

Giorno Giovanna and you got me there I do listen to part 5 theme song

bro how do you know that i listen to gironos theme on repeat 🤨

“And you still don’t realize that the it was me Dio meme is dead” E X C U S E M E