what your favorite vocaloid ship says about you 

"magnet was your lesbian awakening" BYEEE, WHERES THE LIE? /sobs

But the MEIKO AND KAITO ONE IS ESPECIALLY ACCURATE, THEY'RE LITERALLY EVERY "IDIOT DAD & ANNOYED MOM" TROPE BUT IN A GOOD WAY!! To me, anyway.

Realizing I don’t really have any ships, I think I just ship based on an individual song basis.

I just really like Len x Miku because I love the idea of a self conscious boy who doesn’t know how to deal with his feelings having a crush on an older popular idol girl and the fact that Rin would make fun of Len for his crush XD

Glad to see kaito and meiko on here, I've been getting back into the vocaloid scene recently as a result of project mirai. I was amazed by "on the rocks" and I learned that they were made to sound good together, so that's kind of true for me.

Minnemi back at it with headcanon related content, that's never bad

Ok, but i did consider shipping kaito and gumi just because of the barbie girl video

if magnet was my lesbian awakening, daughter of white was my shipping niche yuri pairings awakening

KAITO WAS LITERALLY MADE TO SOUND GOOD WITH MEIKO AND WAS NAMED TO SOUND SIMILAR!!!! That’s the closest to cannon you can get with vocaloid. Personally my head cannon is that kaito is a housewife and Meiko is the strong independent money maker.

Fukase x Len would most probably also be in the "You like talkloids" category

I LOST IT AT THE DOUBLE "YOU NEED JESUS" LMAO- Fave Ship here is probably KaiMei btw :D

The Rin x Miku and Len x Rin are so accurate

“Your favorite producer is MASA” the fact you read me so easily 😭😭😭

Ideas for a possible part 2 Kaito x Rin - You want people to STFU about Kaito's age. Len x Luka - You like milfs Miku x Meiko - You just wanted Kaimei and Kaimiku wars to stop Piko x Flower - You reallyreallyreally love talkloids. Or your fave trope is tomboy x tomgirl Kiyoteru x Miki - You headcanon that Yuki is their child Ryuuto x Yuki - No matter which show you watch, the first thing that comes to your head is to ship the kids Oliver x Yuki - Same as the previous + you probably like horror songs Fukase x Mayu - You definitely love horror stuff Fukase x Una - You love strong voices Rana x Una - You love childish and strong voices Ling x Tianyi - You probably ship Rinku (and you started after that animation scene) Moke x Tianyi - You probably ship Lenku Moke x Longya - You probably ship Kailen Quinxian x Longya - You probably ship Gakuluka Yanhe x Longya - Ok I'm not sure if you also ship other couple bit I'm pretty sure that the chinese Vocaloids are your faves Ling x Longya - You need Jesus Bruno x Clara - You are spanish speaker Yohio x Maika - You are probably an otaku but not a weeb Tonio x Prima - Yeah, definitely no a weeb Leon x Lola - You are a very old fan (not necessarily before Miku existed) Yuuma/Roro x IA - Your fave colour is light pink Yuuma/Roro x Miku - You say trans rights Yuuma x Mizki - You definitely would write a fanfic shipping objects Kanon x Anon - You need Jesus Haku x Neru - You miss fanloids Miku x Neru - You miss Neru Haku x Miku - You probably watched the Story of Evil Haku x Dell - You just want good things for Haku Rin x Nero - You probably ship Leneru Kaito x Akiato - You unironically like the idea of Oncest Any character x Genderbend ship - You Think that the opposite attract is overrated Teto x Miku - Your fave is is "BAKA BAKA BAKA NANI GA KOKO MADE ANATA WO..." Teto x Defoko - Your fave ship trope is Emo x Airhead Teto x Momo - Your fave ship trope is Cinnamon roll x Airhead Defoko x Momo - Your fave ship trope is Emo x Cinnamon roll Teto x Defoko x Momo - Your fave ship trope is EmO x CiNnAmOn RoLl x AiRhEaD Teto x Ritsu - You REFUSE to believe what their bios say about them Teto x Ruko - Same as the previous + you love the height gap Ritsu x Ruko - You love NB characters Roku x Rook - You ship characters that look like they are gonna start a band together Lily x Ritsu - Your fave song is "KOWARETE IRU NO KOWARETE IRU YO..." Teto x Tei - Your fave user is Tanjiro Taidana Miku x Tei - Your fave ship trope is Enemies to Lovers Miji x Renri - You think that Utau is higher quality than Vocaloid IA x ONE - You need Jesus Yukari x Maki - You are japanese Also... Cul x Lapis - Your fave show is Madoka Magica and your OTP is KyoSaya

Some Utau/Fanloid ships: Defoko/Momo: When you where little your mom told you that if someone bullies you, it's because they like you and you never let go of that Momo/Teto: You just like cute girls Teto/Defoko: You just like cool girls Teto/Defoko/Momo: You are a diehard Utau fan Teto/Tei: You probably have redesigned/characterized Tei at least once Teto/Neru: You like Triple baka, but already ship Miku with someone else. You're also a Neru defender Teto/Miku: You like the most popular characters in every series Neru/Miku: You will defend Neru no matter how many people call her "yellow Miku" Teto/Miku/Neru: Triple Baka is your jam. You also love comedy and friend groups consisting of 3 Haku/Neru: You just ship them 'cause they're both fanloids

with how diverse vocaloid is i never find myself shipping anything 'cause no one feels like a stable character, BUT! i do ship miku and luka. teal and pink ship make brain go: !!!. i can confirm that when i was a child for a couple of years i considered myself a lesbian and as far as i know only AFTER listening to/watching magnet LOL

0:47 Hitoshizuku is your favorite producer

LMAO THE LENKU ONE WAS SO ACCURATE, I MEAN THEY LOOK SO CUTE IN THAT SCENE😭😭

1:19 was a little too accurate. i mean, they are *"acute"* together.

omg everytime i see len and piko together i think about that one video

That awkward moment where you're a multishipper and ship all of these aside from the you need Jesus ones:

“welcome to vocaloid was your shit” YOU JUST AWOKENED A CORE MEMORY I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD IN THE DEEP DARK CORNERS OF MY MIND

I am now going to cry because the Kaito and Meiko one is too true for it's own good

This is WAY too accurate!!! Especially for Mikuo x Rin! As for Kaito x Meiko, they are canon in my heart! :')

"welcome to vocaloid was your shit" IVE BEEN EXPOSED I CANT LET GO OF THIS SHIP

Where is Kaito x Kermit (Kaito English)? They literally changed my life

“You need Jesus” LMAO

Underrated ship: Mayu x Fukase. Their voices sound HEAVENLY together, and their designs match like peanut butter and jelly (terrible comparison but i suck at those). (also i kinda hc fukase and teto as siblings because they'd be such an iconic sibling duo. just wanted to put that there)

The welcome to vocaloid reference took me out This video is so accurate

"this ship was your fujioshi awakening" me nervously sweating at all the gakukai shippers im moots with on tiktok that influenced me:

blushing profusely and shouting: *_"nO SHUT UP"_* Is my response to at least half of these and *_I will never elaborate which._*

"You probaly thought that they were canonically a couple" STOP DESCRIBING MY LIFE No but I really thought that was true until some 2 months ago, that don't stop me from shipping KaiMei Theor voices were made to complement each other. It's cute ❤

1:19 BUT THEY ARE (in my heart)

“Magnet was your lesbian awakening” I cannot even argue with that

Tei and Teto: "You like UTAU" ξ(^ω^)ξ

as a certified fukaflower brainrot haver i can proudly say that i watch talkloids on a daily basis :)

the last one is accurate as hell for me

“You love talkloids” *(fukapiko)* … _…accurate_

Honestly, if I ever meet a Vocaloid fan that ships Yuki with Kiyoteru or any of the other Vocaloids, I will personally send the FBI to your house.

Me, a Floko [Flower x Piko] shipper knowing my ship is not in the video : * sobbing uncontrollably * But oh well, i still love you channel and all the videos you upload, it's always entertaining

1:46 I'M CRYING I LAUGHED SO HARD

Honestly for the Rin/Len one, it should be "You enjoy suffering" because those two hoard all the sad romantic songs, it's incredible I died at the Merli/Aoki one lol wasn't expecting that. And Oliver and both Rin and Len being just "you like they're both blonde" hilarious

“This was the first ship that started your life as a fujoshi” Nah I’m just rly gay

Vy2 and Gumi’s voice go so well together in covers, dunno, just think its neat (especially that one hirai hirai cover)

"you like how they both have one eye" LMAOHAHJSHSJS

1:32 OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THAT VIDEO OMG

"Acute changed your life" yeah. You're spot on.

Haku x Neru: You like a Tsundere trope and think opposites attract

PLEASE THESE ARE SO ACCURATE LMAO😭 - Gumi/Rin, Gakupo/Kaito and Fukaflower shipper

Honne Dell sudden appearance felt like a jumpscare for me. -welcome to vocaloid was like a fever dream, the last time I remember it was 2017 or sum shit-

"That one shot from the project diva opening is your lease on life"- yes, that's right. I downloaded this single clip back in 2017 and it's still on my phone. Lenku 4ever!! \*0*/

1:54 I love that they can bond over eye trauma ☺️ and also 1:24 NOOO I JUST THINK THEY’RE SILLY

Una x Rana: You like s t r o n g voices Tianyi x Miku: You hc them as rivals Defoko x Teto: You’re to broke to get a Vocaloid Neru x Haku: You’re either a newbie who just got into Vocaloid or you’re a veteran who misses the golden era Mayu x Tei: Damn bitch Kaito x Yuma: You think it’s really aesthetic that they’re pink and blue Kaito x Luka: You think it’s really aesthetic that they’re pink and blue Miku x Kiyoteru: You have a teacher kink (Also you love Eh? Aa sou)

WELCOME TO VOCALOID.. I HAVENT HEARD THAT NAME IN YEARS..

I'm honestly very flexible on Vocaloids ships, as long as the age difference is not so big everything is fine hehehe And the freedom of personalities of all the vocaloids and the songs that directly ship them help a lot to diversity XD although my favorite ship forever is FloKo's (Piko x Flower)... Reason 1 because both are always confused as boy/girl and their opposite personalities are very funny (Flower as Kuudere and I have the headcanon that Piko is someone childish sometimes XD)

The fact the video doesn't even have an intro and everything follows up make it 3 times funnier

I love how the only one of my ships was Gumi and Kaito. The others were nowhere to be seen. My ships say: I like rare pairs

“Your favorite producer is MASA” *violent onibi series fan noises*

When minnemi knows your favorite color

Gakumi will always be my favorite Vocaloid ship

Rin×Miku, Len×Miku and Flower×Fukase are SO accurate, my lord...

I love that the video is just telling us relatable things rather than saying stuff like “YOUR WEIRD” (it is correct I do love talkaloids 1:52 specifically speaking flower and fukase)

Bro. I remember that rin-chan now! Song holy crap Miku was singing about liking rin or something 😭🤚

1. I love how you managed to make a Vocaloid ship video that is actually fun 2. Omg 'welcome to vocaloid' throwback

I like Piko and Fukase. I not confirm nor deny that I like talkloids

Len and Neru is kinda accurate lol I like when the Tsundere isn't toxic and annoying idk

THE GUMI X GAKUPO IS SO TRUE

"Your favorite movie is robots" I feel called out rn-

The Fukase x Miku one😂 Also welcome back Minnemi!

"that one shot from the project diva opening is your lease on life" NEVER HAVE TRUER WORDS BEEN SPOKEN

Nah dude I really do love Gakupo and Gumi and that parody of "Google it" was everything I needed My safe space is cute/edgy gakupogumi 2014 covers and speed painting videos

I'm surprised that YOHIOloid x Maika wasn't here, those two may not be very popular but it's the most popular and basic Hio ship out there. Also that's my favorite ship :)

Can confirm that Masa is one of my favorite producers... though if I really think about it, I don't even ship any vocaloids 😭

is this for pride month minnemi

This video reminded me of how much I to use to ship a lot of the Vocaloid characters together. Luka x Gakupo and Kaito x Meiko were some of my favourites as well as Miku x Luka. Oh and also Miku x Gumi as well too.

BASED, tho fr i thought Miku and Rin was gonna be "you're gay now" lol

NO BECAUSE THE LEN X GUMI ONE CALLED ME OUT SO BADLY OML-

UNIRONICALLY UNICYCLE RONICALLY

NO BC I LISTENED TO MAGNET FOR THE FIRST TIME LIKE 4 MONTHS AGO AND NOW I HAVE A GF.. IM A GIRL.. AND TURNS OUT SHE LISTENS TO IT ASWELL.. THIS IS TOO ACCURATE HELPP

As a kaimei shipper, I can confirm everything about that is completely true

1:50, As a FukaFlower shipper, i love Talkloids and some animations of them :3

ME: *who ship Fukase x Len * Also Me: Oh well....i guess there is nothing wrong about shippping them MIKU X LEN FANS: what did you just say?! ME: oh shi-

*Pikase:* You love Talkloids Shut up-

i am a lenkase shipper and therefore worship rerulili

Where's lenkase

0:44 and 1:17 are pretty much the only ones that are part of my headcannon, the rest end up with OCs (Except maybe Tei and Dell)

I have two Vocaloid ships, and that’s it. KaiMei-I’ve just seen too many songs where they’re together, and it’s so cute. MikuXGumi-Thank you, and screw you, MASA. Ignoring Sisters’ Story, MASA’s music kinda made me see that I ship them. I see Rin and Len as chaotic siblings or friends, but if the song is one I like, I can ignore that. If the songs ships them, I go along with it just for the song. Guckupo and Gumi is just too hilarious to ship. I’ve seen the Gumi shrine and body pillow he had on-stage. Not to mention, in the two songs I’ve seen where they’re together, he dies.

1:24 More like my life as a gayguy

THIS VIDEO GETS ME ON ANOTHER LEVEL I GOT _EVERY SINGLE_ REFERENCE

I love how Fukase’s only straight ship is with Flower Who, by the way, looks like a complete lesbian

everytime i see PikoLen, i remember *that* song...

1:51 YES

You are back omg,and the fact this video is posted on my bday is like a gift to me lol XD

"Acute changed your life" READ ME LIKE A FUCKING BOOK HOLY SHIT...

If you’re watching this video and ship yuki and kiyoteru, you *DO* need jesus

Tei and Teto: Tanjiro Taidana is your favorite Teto user

FukaFlower one was accurate omg

"luvoratory was your ringtone at least once" oh my god.

0:46 "You thought the same surname meant that they were married" The Whole RinLen Community Approves :>

"You love talkloids" WELL OFC I DO BI-