r/TIHI | piaNO NO NOOOOO 

you dont play the piano in russia, *the piano plays you*

7:07 That, Robin, is a basking shark, the second largest species of shark They eat little shrimp, krill and other zooplankton They are practically harmless to people as they just hang their mouth open and don't suck prey in Edit: As I was correctly reminded by TheGraveKnight, the basking shark is an endangered species and great care must be taken around these scary looking but timid and gentle giants

Robin: "I'm done for the day I need to rest." Me: *in Mr.Incredible voice* "Me too, kid."

Is nobody gonna talk about how good the mickey impression at 1:12 was?

Dragons breathing a flammable liquid(or gas) isn't something new. It is literally the only way for them to produce flames scientifically, by going down a similar route to the bombardier beetle. Heck, both the HTTYD movies and the original HTTYD books explained how dragons could produce flames(or other such projectiles). Plus that's only 1 dragon simulation from what I can see.

"Water's favourite cookie, Oreo. The snack that smiles back, Poptarts." What the actual fuc-

Instead of making a funny comment, I just wanna say hi to the emkay person who reads the comments. Would you like an egg dearest emkay?

The 'safety conditions' one... they're on a snow lift. So they aren't super super high, just going up the side of a mountain.

The snot sucker is very real. My mom said the ones she had to buy for me when I were a baby didn't have a little mesh to stop the snot from going into the mouth, so you had to time it and stop sucking.

I get that emkay saturates their thumbnails to make them more clickable without being obnoxious but I thought the piano player’s hands were bleeding.

1:36 Yes, it does say minimum. Just squint a bit and you’ll see very tiny lines that connect.

Ok but that cat bed labyrinth would actually be perfect. I'm so used to my male cat (and occasionally my female) going under the bed and doing whatever, and plus this way I wouldn't have to worry about anything under my bed except for cats and demons small enough to fit in a cat maze (I dont like spiders or mice under my bed)

The "deep sea monster" is a basking shark, which get their name from the fact that they hang out at the surface level because of the sunlight. They only eat plankton, and are non hostile

(11:00) Bruh I’m sitting here laughing my ass off at “Calcium cannons”, not only is the thought of calling them calcium cannons inherently a little funny, but Robin’s delivery of the phrase makes it 75% better. I was not prepared, the game was rigged from the start.

7:09 is a basking shark. They are passive, and usually have an open mouth.

9:30 that will make hospital visits more fun. just imagine the nurse walks in with a giant spider on a leash into the room and the doctor reaches in its ass for a fresh set of bandages

First

10:26 That Peter impersonation got me laughing so damn hard

10:22 is a search and rescue robot for disasterareas, ranging from natural disasters towarzones. It collects incapacitated people for medical attention and cadavers in clean up. It hasn't taken off... For some reason. 🙄 Imagine being too injured to get away and seeing a bunch of these things collecting bodies around you - some very much alive and screaming - and you don't know what they are. Then you see one has spotted you and is coming for you. 😱

3:00 one is Donald duck

5:44 excuse me, what?!?

9:17 I understood every word of that

7:07 That’s a basking shark. They’re harmless filter feeders

4:03 His name is Siegward. Don’t call him an onion, he hates it.

8:26 this is real, I see it every time I go to Walmart

8:45 this reminds me of the Tumblr post that literally asked "what if mayonnaise came in cans" to which someone replied "that would suck because you wouldn't be able to microwave it"

Everybody gangsta until the piano plays you

If yall didnt get the “moisturise me” joke, that looks like Cassandra, a character that is literally a thin stretched piece of skin on the 2nd episode of the 1st series of the reboot of Doctor Who who needs to be constantly moisturised by acid to stay alive

5:16 yeah toxic attack on titan fans started review-bombing bluey because one of the episodes hit the 2nd spot on imdb and they got pissed...

11:40 Percy Jackson is the first thing I thought of.

9:22 actually they’ve genetically modified goats to produce the spider silk in their milk.

11:11 In theory at least, it is possible for a snake to breathe fire, though the conditions must be perfect. The way this would work is that a snake eats a rather large meal, and said meal starts to decay inside the snake's stomach before it's digested completely, and fills with flammable Hydrogen and Methane gasses. Eventually, the pressure of this gas buildup and the digestion of the prey's skin will cause it to burst, causing the snake to burp up said gas, and if there just happens to be a spark or open flame in exactly the right spot, it'll ignite the gas, and there you go. A fire-breathing snake.

8:56 This is a specimen of SCP-1027. Make sure you keep it fed.

10:31 Percy the small engine or Thomas the tank engine?

7:24 baby steps

2:41 For a frame there's an image of a fire extinguisher with an apron in a kitchen screaming horrified at a burning stove that's hooked up to a propane tank, which then proceeds to throw off its apron and get the hell out of there (p.s. why does the apron look like it's doing a pose for a fashion shoot)

1:54 funny how we have another species but now we have moosions.

I had a cackling whiplash at 5:40 because i had forgotten that even happened. Thank you for bringing up that hilarious horror back into my mind, i absolutely hate it.

That baby picture had me lmaoing *MOISTURIZE ME*

That's a wholesome bottom feeding shark. There's no scale but it could be a basking shark or a whale shark. You can barely fit a child in a basking shark. Sharks are such wonderful creatures I love them!

9:38 we've made goats that make spider silk before I think.

3:30 Sheet music is the farewell waltz by Chopin. Very fitting, illustrator.

Can confirm, the snot sucker is a real thing. They have them all around where I live

3:47 thats so uncomfortable.

0:33 now thats cursed, truly the most weirdest thing I've seen since a drog, a dog and frog hybrid.

7:07 imagine Robin not being able to recognize a basking shark.

1:42 Thanks, I’m now mildly infuriated.

Man got so shocked he turned into Mickey for a sec 1:06

7:14 im sure thats a filter feeding shark, whether its a frill or whale shark i cant tell

at 7:07, that's a basking shark! they bear no harm to humans and are (take this with a grain of salt) mostly docile! they're just big silly guys and they look stupid when they close their mouths :3

11:29 A HIDEOUS ZIPPLE BACK!

7:10 Yes, it is in fact a shark; and it’s harmless outside of psychic damage, it’s called a megamouth shark (yes, really), they only eat krill

3:24 they were too focused on whether they could but you never asked if they should

5:02 we actually have these in my city, my little sister did not know what they were. So when I told her she was traumatized x(

it’s my birthday

2:54, the boy’s expression is how creepy those costumes are

3:53 yes, that I the character Louie from the pikmin series. Although as you can see he's gotten a bit of a upgrade in the details department.

0:09 Radiation or lack of food which ever comes first

Well done emkay crew

8:22 that is real, and I have seen some mothers using that at the dinner table. Truly traumatizing.

The "Deep Sea" monster is actually a very frendly surface dwelling filter feeder that will not intentionally hurt you.

10:36 I KNEW IT they’re evil

1:00 spores from your pores

8:35 - wash the sock.

Thank you for the uploads, love the vids!

2:46 lookes like the demagorgan from stranger things if they had like, a bilian dollar cut on it

"The boomers had lead poisoning and we're full of plastic. Wonder what the next generation gets?" cant wait for the next generation to get the new fan favourite R A D A T I A T I O N P O I S O N I N G

Got a Nose Frida and the little Ball. After the first cold of the little ones I threw the ball away. it has a sponge as a filter so you don't get anything in the mouth. It's an awesome product.

5:04 I found those fizzy unicorn balls in my local newsagents once- walked straight past them and was convinced that candy can't get any worse

this subreddit gives me a few reasons to accept our robot overlords

6:44 a very cute baby 7:03 shadow baby 7:23 there stuck. 8:22 the snotsucker 8:55 umm... 10:22 AAAAAA!!! IT'S EATING MY SKIN 10:37 oh no

11:17 I am 90% confident that this is furry porn

9:34 On the contrary, we should totally do this. It's like cow farm, you know. You can make use of the tarantulas' "milk" (read: webbings) and you can eat them as a source of protein.

5:01 SOUNDS LIKE GRAVITY FALLS Advertisement: MM! FIZZY UNICORN BALLS! Soos: I wanna see how much I can fit in my mouth.

6:17 reminds me of before anesthesia was invented, doctors just had to operate REALLY quickly. Like minutes-long surgery, because any longer increases the risk of the patient going into shock, and then dying from shock! Good times.

2:29 this makes me unbelievably happy

7:11 This underwater creature is called a Basking Shark. Their non-hostile behavior due to them being filter feeders, much like the very well known Whale Shark. If you get the opportunity to see one, don’t be afraid. All you have to do is make sure you don’t get hit by their massive tail. Other than that, you can pet them and interact with them as much as you want, as long as you don’t try to hurt them.

As a pianist, I can confirm that that’s how piano’s work. 100%.

2:53 Donald duck i think. hi, hej, helo, hola, a-hoj, goten tag, halo, konnichiwa, bonjour ♤] ¡$ #€£

9:05 that creature just reminds of the mother brain in the Metroid series

3:31 Acht? Hello? Shouldn’t you be in the elevator? 8 can’t make the elevator go up without you.

Honestly, not everyone has to shower every day. Showers should be based on how oily your hair and/or skin is. There is a healthy amount and an unhealthy amount. You have your own balance. Personally, I shower twice a week. 10 days seems a bit much though lol

10:24 isn't that what caused the humans to die in the game Stray?

6:30 no thats real, thats why it was invented

0:32 as a goose myself, I'd like to say that yes, honker implants are wildly popular.

2:36 the person is using water because the father didn't come back with the milk.

You know I didn't think I'd ever see a Human Santapede sweater today, yet here we are

1:55 moosions

Hey emkay editors plz add the old intro to the video where the music goes dun-dun-dun-dun-dundedun-dun-de-dun-dun-dun-dedun-dun and then after that the host's give their own epic lines plz editors add the old intro to the video

its Bart, Pink Panther, Frosty the Snowman, and Donald Duck idk about the other one

10:24 ULTRAKILL MUSIC INTENSIFIES 11:12 yea that's just an organic flamethrower

6:47 is that Shaquille O'Neal, if so, Shaquille O'Seal

That is a shark! Its a filter feeding species known as the megamouth shark and despite its strange appearance it poses little threat to humans.

11:00 Call them Chesticles

The snot sucker absolutely does exist. They say it's less traumatic for the baby, but I don't see how.

9:35 BTW, if we did this, the spiders would probably die crushed under their own weight.

Wtf that Peter griffin voice so on point the laugh made me accidentally laugh out loud 😂

8:06 I love the delivery here

Omg I drew that Wes Weasley art back in 2010!! So honored to have my art in an Emkay video haha!

I am a furry, and this is the first time I have ever head of "vore day", and I am actually into vore