Whats Up | An Offensive Bootleg Movie 

I was going to say that the French formality for "Doctor" is "Docteur" not "Monsieur" but then he said "Non merci, I am French. We drink wine" and I gave up

Jean Pier in this movie is a blonde, short haired, German sounding, fleshbud controlled, bootleg Polnareff.

His hair/wig channeling every male protagonist in an early 2000s teen movie

14:20 WHOA, after he says "Paris is everything" you can hear the one in charge of recording tell the actor "thank you"

Bootleg Pete radiates Filthy Frank Energy

"Why was this made?" Because money.

bootlegged, offensive, racist, the mouth movement doesn't line up with the talking. yup this is what I signed up for

“My name is jean-Pierre polnereff, I have lost my sister to the man with two right hands

_I wish someone would love me like Amanda loves French guy._

This WHOLE time I thought he was supposed to be famous and that is why they know he is capable and that BionicPIG was just harping over a non-plothole... But nope! They just... ASSUME he is some amazing guy.

Alternative Title for this movie: Eggman's and Amy's voice actor giving up

I am brazillian, and actually most of these bootleg animations that people talk about on youtube are from a infamous brazillian studio called "Video Brinquedo", if you still didn't melted your brain with this one, se one or two more...

“Amanda Amanda, Paris is everything”

Damn man Polnareff really let himself go after Avdol and Iggy died

Also at the very end of the movie, the child says “I thought he was cooking us dinner!” after Amanda introduces the Chinese guy, AND THAT’S WHERE IT ENDS

Fun fact: Fortune cookies were invented in the USA

That French guy sounds like a German guy that tries to sound like a French guy. What a wild concept.

wait, I thought a "bootleg" movie was a major movie, just illegally copied from a legit version so no money goes to the moviemakers. I think what bionic has here is a "knockoff" movie.

No I am French I drink wine and wine only, our bloodstream is just entirely made of wine

is this what Polnareff did before going to Italy?

i just feel like bionic is actually bald but he's so insecure to show us so he decided to wear a wig to hide it off because there's no way that i'm gonna believe that it's his real hair

I died when the family just simultaneously stopped in the same manner.

Well damn, guess I’m lucky for having actually seen the original upload

Polnareff, what have they done to you my dude

Ashamed to admit I laughed at “I’m French, we drink wine.”

John piere: the perfect opportunity to call him polnareff but of course he says french guy

he just reuploaded it in hopes that no one will call him out on the wig this time

Bootleg Pete trying to exit the room is how most of my attempts to socialize go. Now, like a ghost in the night, I'm gone

It's Danny Gonzales' cousin

This doesn’t please my Silver Chariot

"No merci; I am French, we drink wine!" This cracks me up so much.

15:15 No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay.

That movie cover looks like something you'd see in the gym teachers basement

jean pierre... jean pierre polnareff??

"his entire character and personality is being french, every offensive stereotype you can think of, they just grabbed it and shoved it in there." *Polnereff sweating profusely and profoundly frenchlike*

It's even worse when you realize that Amanda, the daughter, is supposed to be 15 in this movie, hence why she's dating a high school boy, since she's also a high schooler and all. While the French guy is very much a full grown adult in his mid 20s-early 30s. What's even worse is he would've had to have watched the news report from the beginning of the movie to know about the lavender thing. That news report also covered Amanda's back story and general information. That means: HE WOULD'VE KNOWN SHE WAS UNDERAGE & IN HIGH SCHOOL BEFORE EVEN MEETING HER!!! 😳😬

he looks like the secret third member of dan and phil

hm jean peirre, reminds me of a certain character in an anime i watch.

I like how throughout the whole entire movie they don't stop smiling.

Jean Pierre... sounds familiar.

Still doesn't exclude the fact that you have a wig and your hair is blonde...

are half of these voice actors sonic voice actors?? i swear i hear eggman and amy LMAO

"Just bcuz a random guy who broke into their house told them to " Excuse me , isn't that how you got to watch the movie in the first place?

Are we just not gonna talk about Amanda's bangs looking like the umbrellas in Lego games?

I have no idea how these movies look so bad, like literally anyone can make a pixar quality animation using blender.

"We have Jean Pierre, or as Bionic calls him, a French guy, or as I like to call him, JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF"

“It’s my turn to put the whole world to sleep” Me: “I wanted to put you to sleep since the first line you spoke”

Scientist:" You monsters are going to have to go back to where you came from." Monsters: "Understandable, have a good day."

Jean Pierre? Me: don't do it Mind: Jean Pierre... Me: don't. Mind: polnareff Me: NO

You can just see the light leaving Bionic's eyes.

Lowkey, you remind me of the cleaner version of filthy frank

8:40 That was some Micheal Jackson crap there

This movie looks like billion surprise toys made it.

So, the last time i went searching, i saw that Ratatoing was a Brasilian movie. So when i heard “Guto” (a nickname for Gustavo here) I definitely knew it was from Brasil. Apparently the director have a lot of rip-off movies on his name and now I definitely feel proud about the industry of rip-off movies in my country cause this is absolute perfection

Im like 99% sure that Amanda is voiced by the same person as Amy from Sonic X EDIT: aight so i did some googling and found out that three of the VAs are from sonic?? im very confused. Anyways: Amanda did turn out to be Amy from Sonic X Dr. Crumb has also voiced Shadow AND Sonic (In SA2 I think??) and Dr. Zoox is the current VA of Eggman I don't know when you'll ever need this information. But uh. yeah.

20:31 *shits himself to assert dominance*

Looking at that luscious blonde lock in the back of your hair like uWu

"Amanda, Amanda. Paris is... Paris is everything." I bet I could make a better movie than this. In fact, I might! Who wants to see me make that?

All the 4Kids voice actors being in this movie was very distracting (looking at you Mike Pollock)

I died when he put his face in the monster summoning scene, that was absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

if filthy frank & mista gg had a son, it would be bionic pig

Omg the voice actor for the old man at the very beginning also voiced one of the rats in rattattioing or however the frick you spell that

You’re the first person who can actually explain this mess they call a storyline😂

You forgot the part at the end when the kid says "You mean he can be that smart? I thought he was going to make us dinner!"

he looks like someone playing Ian from smosh on the history channel

as a chinese person myself this probably was the funniest yet most difficult movie to watch, incredible would watch this nightmare again for laughs

Please watch "The True Story of Puss'N Boots" I was so traumatized by it, thought I was gonna get Antonio Banderas, the animation is terribly joke! Thanks for bringing bootleg awareness. :D

This looks like one of those low budget science animations that you watch in 6th grade to learn about how chemicals work

This movie is like a crappier version of the animated scenes from the ratchet and clank series. 😂

I'm so proud to be Brazilian right now

14:12 Is it just me, or did someone just say the N-word during this scene?

the boy sounds like a male anime shounen protagonisst

14:20 Amanda, Amanda - Paris is...Paris is everything. ("Pari" is the French pronunciation of Paris)

“ooo yeah, you’ve got an accent... Get better soon.” -What’s Up

These kind of movies make me wonder how desperate a voice actor would have to be to voice them lol 😂

11:20 Is this some new porn I’m too peasant to know about?

Okay my theory about your hair: you're in between bleaching your hair till you color it again and don't like the color rn so you're wearing that black wig till you reveal it! >_> Right???

Have no clue what this was, but definitely feel bad for the one kid out there who had to watch this on repeat as it was the only DVD in the house and there's no cable or internet.

7:29 "NOH MEHRCI I AHM FRANCH WE DHRINK WAINE"

“I got an idea!” “No” “It’s a wonderful idea” “Yes” Amazing dialogue.

But why do the characters in the movie look nothing like they do on the cover lol 🥴🤩

Most hilarious movie review I have ever seen, amazing, can't believe how stupid they are to have all these stereotypes, made me laugh at the idiocy.

I’ll watch this again for ya, but I can promise I won’t be able to stop staring at your “hair” again

Nobody: X Æ A-Xii arguing with Elon musk why he can't save his siblings from the technology section in Walmart: 5:09

when i have kids i’m going to show them all the bootleg versions of movies, but tell them they’re the originals. that way when other kids are talking about movies like Ratatouille, mine will be talking about Ratatoing but they’ll THINK they know Ratatouille and nobody will be the wiser 😼

11:20 perfect, exquisite, blessed, exalted, extraordinary, unbounded, unmatched, heavenly, over the top, greatness, unworldly,

I’m literally begging for him to talk about Zathura. I swear I thought that was a fever dream till my sister started talking about it and I realized i hadn’t dreamt it up.

flat earth, protesting karen society: 5G TOWERS SPREAD THE CORONAVIRUS!!! everyone: wtf no karen society: THE CORONAVIRUS IS JUST MADE UP BY THE GOVERNMENT everyone: wait, if the coronavirus isnt real, then how come the 5G towers are "spreading it"? karen society: 11:20

"they don't even call them by their name! it's just french man or china!.....so the french man..." LOL

This is important!!! There’s a new horrible looking reality tv show probably on TLC or some shit and it’s about these 6 guys who are competing for this girl and you would think “oh it’s the bachelorette” NO THEY’RE COMPETING TO GET HER PREGNANT. THAT’S THE SHOW

I don’t mind watching this another time. 💖

i remember when my teacher found a bootleg movie that she thought was the real movie (i think it was ratatouille idk it was a few years ago) and me and my classmates just sat there watching that bootleg for i think 20 minutes before one of my classmates pointed out that it was a bootleg... then the teacher just let us draw and play the board games she had it the classroom it was a fun day

*NO MERCI I AM FRENCH I DRINK WINE*

Goddamn I knew eggman pissed on the moon but didn't know he was racist. #eggmanisoverparty

Sorry but I don’t want to torture my eyes again...

watch, I can give the villain a backstory in like, a minute when he was young a hypnotist visited him for his birthday. he was always ignored by his parents, and he convinced the hypnotist to control his parents. soon, he realised how many people he could control with hypnosis powers, and started his quest to find the gem

7:05 does he have a friend named *Avdol*

in the original dub, the french dude's plan is even more stupid: he wants to make the entire world fart. yep.

6:00 "just close your eyes and fall asleep" Me closing my eyes just a second before that as I'm using this video as background noise to fall asleep to:, ➖👄➖ 👁️👄👁️

4:54 - _"Luis Gustavo? I'm puto!"_ He's not actually saying that, he says "Guto", but that's what it sounds like. "Puto" is, of course, the spanish equivalent of "fag" so why not? Why not? This movie is clearly not giving a crap.