When Breath of the Wild Speedrunning Gets WEIRD 

Did you know you could do this in Breath of the Wild? Did you also know I have a Discord? (discord.gg/pYNzF3g)

“I watched your entire journey link.”

You can tell they didn't sleep because Link still only has 1/2 heart.

reminder that impa and link were friends before the calamity... so that means in getlaid% is a speedrun to hook up with his friends granddaughter

Ganon: "Tell me, who has slain the hero of the wild in my name? Who is this fine warrior?" "Umm... A normal random horse, my lord..."

Did you know that there is another reference in that quest? Durring the quest, Link can talk to the clothes shopkeeper, and one of the dialogue options is, "Nighttime activities?" And if you choose that option, the NPC replies, "it is none of your business what I do at night, *get a new pick-up line* I don't know what possessed Nintendo to put that in, but it had me laughing

PointCrow normally: messes up. PointCrow when he’s doing get laid percent: best run ever

Imagine waking Link up from a 100 year coma jus for him to get laid as fast as possible

I love how his fastest time on great plateau is on the run where he’s trying to get laid

Smallant definitely has me thinking 'BTB' stands for 'Bounce That Boy' before remembering what it actually means

I think my favorite moment out of all of this is when the horse handed eric a fat F

Crow: “I love that BTB, it’s so SPEEDY!” Game: *Is running at 0 FPS*

Run aside, I think it would've been fun to actually get to protect Paya instead of a time skip.

Ohhh so when people tell me to go get a life and get laid, they mean I need to learn how to SPEEDRUN. Wow, that makes so much more sense, thank you very much, Point Crow! :)

Now I'm imagining Zelda checking in to see what's taking him so long.

Calamity Ganon: *waiting in the castle to defeat Link* Link: F*cking yeets himself back and forth across the sky

that pokemon story explains so much as to where crow got his patience from

When I heared the title I thought the objective would be getting to that massage brothel in Gerudo town. Little later I thought of the rapy fairies. There are quite some ways to get laied in this game.

7:28 thought it said "current location: Simp"

Zelda: "I watched your entire journey link" Link: "Entire journey?"

I love how he did the whole get laid run without clothes, and he didn’t even mention that till the end

7:31 " *gasp* PAYA! Hello!" "Eugh"

With how many times he said “this is the fastest I’ve ever done this part” it’s clear that he is motivated as we all should be

You know, I never thought of this scene implying sex.

This whole video is able to make the joke Gf: Come over babe Bf: I cant Gf: I'm home alone Bf: the whole video

i love how after you do that quest she stares at links crotch when hes not wearing pants

The way she acts less timid and scared around Link, and the way she looks at Link after the fact 100% proves they slept together.

I thought of a fun speed run idea I’d love to see: The road well traveled run Rules are once you leave the great plateau you can not leave or run off a road. If you slightly go off but immediately get back on (such as if on a horse it naturally runs slightly off trail but you pull it back on the road) than you’re fine. But going off trail intentionally isn’t allowed Roads in towns and buildings connected to roads are fine Goal: the run ends when link has walk over every road on the map. Side paths and towns included. (Can use hero path to see where he hasn’t gone to yet) I’d image finding a horse and surviving some areas would be very hard since you can not leave roads for any reason after leaving the plateau and I think it be a fun one to see

Paya lost it on purpose for link's Master Sword.

I thought get laid % would be sleeping in a water bed at Zora’s domain or getting a massage in gerudo town

17:32 Link, Paya is afraid, ClAp ThEm ChEeKs

Paya: Please hurry inside. PointCrow:

I cannot stop laughing at the horse kicking you oh my god

Zelda: "Why did it take you so long? I could have died while fighting off Ganon." Link: "I know. I could have been even faster if Hyrule didn't stop to freaking load every 5 seconds."

“And ‘protect her’” *moves head weirdly “Protect her”

8:10 Imagine purah just seeing link glide all the way down there so fast

You should make merch that says "Thats Speedy!" I would buy that

11:54 I like how no one realized that his twitch chat was dissing youtube chat

I would love to see the clip of you actually finding out the old man is king rhoam for the first time 😂😂

“Thanks for staying by my side even though you’re on the brink of death.”

Before quarantine my friend came over and said hey I’ve been watching this really cute nerd speed run BOTW and I was like oh show me and we discovered we have both been watching you for months together without knowing .

Crow: Does a trick for the first time. Chat: *sleep* Crow: I don't like bagels. Chat: WHATl, WTF, YOU HAVE SINNED, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU Never change twitch chat, never change.

Even though I’ve never tried it, I’ll defend the celery/salsa thing. It’s literally a vegetable covered in another vegetable. I don’t see how that’s gross. Not liking bagels/cream cheese is inexcusable though.

This video is the definition of the "when she say's she's home alone" meme.

5:03 I love how Eric looked up at one of his monitors as the old man paraglides down ahaha

7:30 Pointcrow: PAYA! HELLO! Also Pointcrow: Bumps straight into Paya.

Its funny is how theirs one reference in the journal of various worries in the corner, were the “lonely arrow girl” wished link would come by and, “nock an arrow for her” cuz its been WAAAY too long. And paya got him first.

I bet 100 years ago link never thought he’d be doing this

6:41 Ganon horse confirmed.

10:47 WHEN I SAY MY JAW DROPPED-

5:21 WHAT IT'S IT'S ACTUALY THE KING OF HYRULE ??? OMG LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

“Wisconsin is the worst state”. I live in Florida and can tell you this is false

This was a funny stream 10/10 streamer would moderate for him again

From a movie called Dogma: "Were they sent to hell?" "Worse... Wisconsin!"

Normal players:Link and Zelda are in Love PointCrow fans:hold my heirloom

Wow, animal crossing looks different

Paya gave link that top tier 🧠 it refilled his hearts and bought em right back down to half

Imagine being zelda and seeing link slowly wake up to pick up the sheikah slate, clip through a wall, literally beat the shrines in seconds, to obtain the paraglider to then get laid with another girl

The fairy quoting Homer Simpson: "It's not leaking, ..." --- "...it's OVERFLOWING!!!"

Funny how fast his run was going when the reward was getting laid kek

This is what happens if you stare at paint, you get scarred from the things you see

I wish this had taken 19 more seconds, so he could've completed it in 69 minutes.

I love how sleeping with a girl takes longer than defeating an ancient king of evil who put in danger a whole civilization

We're all waiting patiently for the $1000 for the most (un)wholesome Zelda speedrin competition

After hearing that he dislikes cream cheese and bagels, I can never look at him the same way again.

5:47 I love seeing him mad, best clip.

You should try dropping the bookshelf into death mountain someday, it's hard but I almost did it once.

speedrun to farlands minecraft

The second most pleasant speedrun in the community

You know it’s a real pointcrow speedrun if he forgets to do the shrine

That pokemon fire red story was absolute gold. Also how do you talk to chat AND speedrun the game at the same time? You're a multitasking god lmao.

6:42 horse said you aint getting laid today lol

*now I know what link does when he’s on a sugar rush*

Link should get more stamina vessels before he sleeps with Paya

8:55 “say cheese!!~” aww

Some of y'all never going to complete that speedrun

I feel like the armor upgrades should've been included in the get laid %. I mean some of those cutscenes are... Intense. Lmao

I love that video games allow you to do things that you could never accomplish in real life.

No one: Botw speedrunners: that was SPEEEDY!

I was eating a bagel when you said you don’t like them

"we did it with link without clothes" i wish i could've saw what link did without crow getting demonitized

crow is the only reason i remember how to pronounce king bosphoramus hyrule. i get reminded every botw video

The fire red story was funny to me because i did the same thing in original red when it first came out. I barely knew how to read and i had a venusaur, nidorino and a pigeot that were all in the lvl 60s by the time i did oaks parcel.

Next video: beating botw without turning on my switch

Chat when he leaves: Father don’t go. please

The way he said, "The power, it's overflowing!" just sounded so wrong ngl.

First speedrunner I've ever seen whose ego isn't completely blown out of proportion, and doesn't look like they're dying inside, and actually funny! What a glorious day

Jeez, what do people do to think of new speedruns.... zelda sure aint happy after this

6:42 is the funniest thing I've ever seen in botw lol

Bro after he got the BTB on the blue bokoblin I accidentally bounced all the way to to 15 minutes and literally thought I traveled in time.

My favorite part was when he he said "Paya! Hello." and she went 'Ungh'

"I don't like bagels they're just bread" yeah well maybe because you are missing the key ingredient!!!

CREAM CHEESE IS THE BEST CHEESE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTTT. I literally eat cream cheese on its own without anything else it’s so good.

When u see that one chat message that says “Sidon is hot? Have you guys not seen Daruk??” LOL

5:34 That's going to be my yearbook quote lol

Speed run idea: TRON Lightbike Challenge: can you beat the game without ever crossing your own path as shown by the Hero's path? And if that's too easy, can you beat the divine beats? How many shrines can you beat? For extra bragging points, no teleporting (except the stuff that happens automatically in cutscenes). You have to walk or ride everywhere.

When this popped up on my Fyp, I Bursted out laughing, 😅😂 Another great video Crow, Thanks for the awesome content, stay safe!

The way he just busts through the door surprising Paya several times xD

18:13 paya's face 👀

8:50 that was so wholesome aw