I like how Palpatine's first reason for offering Tatooine was "You could burn it's sand to glass" implying that Anakin's distaste for Sand was a trait he kept as vader
Have you ever got sand stuck in your clothes?? Now imagine that, everywhere. Scratching against poorly healed third and second degree burns. He has more reason to hate it as Vader than ever before
@@jayden6594 That's not a joke. Jokes are defined as "something said or done to cause amusement or laughter". If Vader was like "Get this, dickhead became a PRIEST!" then that'd be a joke as he's expecting the answer to make Palpatine laugh. Vader was merely answering a question, and it just so happened Palpatine chuckled at the ridiculous irony of the situation. The intent is what matters.
I remember getting a chuckle from this comment for this clip over a year ago. When I saw this clip again, I immediately scrolled down to see your comment again. So true and funny. Thanks!
Vader tells jokes all the time. "Be careful not to *choke* on your aspirations, Director.", "Apology accepted Captain Needa." Love his dark sense of humor
In Needa's case, it wasn't a joke. He was being genuine. Needa knew that if nobody took the responsibility, Vader was going to slaughter his entire bridge crew in a fit of rage. So he presented himself personally to Vader on the Executor in the hope his death alone would suffice. He walked in, informed Vader of the escape, told Vader it was his fault, and apologized. And he did it on the Executor so that if his ploy didn't work it wouldn't be HIS men Vader slaughtered. Vader actually recognized the courage and sacrifice, and so honored it. He stopped the killing with Needa and in his dying moments let him know his death was not in vain... with his own he HAD bought the lives of his crew. His apology had been accepted. Needa died with something very few in the Galaxy ever obtained... Vader's respect. In the time to come after Vader would often wonder how well the Empire would function if every Officer was as brave, good, and selfless as Needa, and at times regretted killing him.
@@GuukanKitsune Needa's mistake was apologising. He could have done something to give Vader a reason not to kill him. Instead all he had was an apology. That's death. Vader has to be challenged if he's going to spare you. There has to be some display of strength or knowledge. This way he'll see potential in you. Find you more useful alive then dead.
Vader: Anakin Skywalker was weak, i destroyed him. And now i'm at first place in the Heroes vs Villains Match! Palpatine: Good, my apprentice, good.....
More like: Vader: Hey palps you know how mace- Palpatine: Yeah yeah, he fell out the Windu, I was there too ya know?! Vader: Sorry, master Palpatine: Never make a joke that bad again Vader: Yes, master
Darth Vader: I kidnapped a child (BREATHING BOOGA BOOGA SOUNDS) also the man became a priest. Palpatine: Vader that was really funny not gonna lie, very kek
Two Mandalorians are patrolling in a jungle. Suddenly one of them drops dead and the other one is left confused. The remaining one contacts their HQ and asks for instructions. Before doing anything he is told to make sure that he is really dead before doing anything. A blaster shot is fired. The remaining Mandalorian opens his comlink and asks: "Okay, now what?"
Honestly to me the funniest thing in this scene was Palpatine's obvious exasperation with Vader's collateral damage. There's something mildly amusing about Vader causing such a ruckus that the emperor has to tell him to take his inquisitors and get off his planet. Also the fact that he just casually mentions that the Senator was having a Tryst while she died. Which I liked to imagine was imperial intellegence or anything, just something he knew from idle gossip.
I can see Vader at a comedy club like: “So my wife walks up to me on Mustafar and she is with my former master, and so I choked her, telling her to: “Be careful she didn’t choke on her aspirations.” And then I lost all of my limbs and became a cyborg.”
The Obi -Wan comes up and says : It's true i guess you could say the price for failure cost you.....an arm and a leg. Vader: GRRR Comedy club: *LAUGHS*
"You could burn its sand to glass, repay your suffering there a thousand times over" ...after burning alive and loosing the love of his life, Vader's greatest suffering remains sand...
Darth vader: so the other day I was at Walmart buying some sand removers and the guy in front of me in the line said something strange Palpatine: what did he say? Darth vader: stop breathing on my neck
Am I the only one who remembers that Darth Vader has a sense of humor? He’s constantly trolling people! As you wish Perhaps you believe you’re being treated unfairly Careful not to choke on your aspirations Revenge is not the Jedi way
I think you've covered this before. Isn't this the series where Vader takes the ship and burns it through the atmosphere and crash lands his ship on Mustafar and begins constructing his castle, then Palps gives him a Sith artifact and it comes to life and attacks him?
@TC Gamer he wasnt chancellor until the end of the movie. It was suspicious that he rose to power while his planet was still being blockaded. Im surprised a false flag type of investigation didnt go on.
The ship the Emperor gifts Vader was not the ship Padme took to Mustafar. That ship had a much wider wingspan and more central cockpit. This was the ship Anakin left Tattooine on that did indeed belong to Padme.
I’m imagining Vader going “So a clonetrooper and a Jedi walked into a bar, the waiter says, “you want the usual, number 66? Yeah? HEY MARY EXECUTE ORDER 66 *wink wink*” then the trooper shoots the Jedi”
This is was actually the first Star Wars comic I read. It's fair to say that it didn't look like much of a joke in the comic book, but the background story to the moment he talked to Palpatine was entertaining.
Darth Vader: A jedi knight, a padawan and a 2 clone troopers walk into a bar. The jedi knight and padawan both order a Daro root beer, and the 2 clone troopers both ORDER 66 Sidious: 😆
