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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, get mad! This is Cave Johnson's lemon speech from Portal 2, and if you'd like to hear this as part of the full game then check out this episode of my Portal 2 let's play:
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Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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@dulapeepa3957 Год назад

I loved the part where potato gLaDoS and cave Johnson started being all motivational about lemons 😆

@Sirdeathvids Год назад

“He says what we’re all thinking!”

@Solitaire-enjoyer 27 дней назад

@@Sirdeathvidsburning people!

@Emann00 Год назад

"I really don't have any strong opinions" mfs after 2 drinks:

@Moter. 4 месяца назад

Good one

@TheSpy605 Месяц назад

My friend showed me this, and once on a completely unrelated topic mentioned he got drunk at a party, started chucking plastic straws all over the place and yelled "Fuck the turtles!"

@CombustibleLemon77 Год назад

"Burning people! He says what we're all THINKING!"

@Max_GX 3 года назад

I like how it’s just all right I’ve been thinking at first then we get to this

@Max_GX 3 года назад

Btw subbed

@Sirdeathvids 3 года назад

Some wild stuff happened in the Aperture labs, here's another quote by Cave Johnson; "Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men."

@Max_GX 3 года назад

@@Sirdeathvids ohh yeah! From that lego dimensions dlc!

@firelordzuko9972 11 месяцев назад

@Max_GX no that was in portal 2

@Tr0lliPop Год назад

Meanwhile GlaDOS is making _suspicious_ sounds in the background

@Sirdeathvids Год назад

Yes she is! She talks about burning people, and that Cave says "what we're all thinking"

@Tr0lliPop Год назад

@@Sirdeathvids I was moreso talking about.. the _other_ noises I think you get what I mean ;) (Also yay a heart!)

@GoogsAtHome 2 года назад

This is my favorite thing in portal 2

@Sirdeathvids 2 года назад

GLaDOS (or I suppose POTaDOS at that point in the game) agrees

@LE76489 Год назад

Me too

@optimer44 Год назад

My favourite part is when wheatley calls you an adopted fatty

@noahthespike Год назад

@@optimer44"fatty-fatty no parents"

@justinharvey7398 8 месяцев назад

@@optimer44 "Fatty fatty no parents!"

@Sam-vz8pm 10 месяцев назад

The best part is how it sounds like he's trying not to crack up at the very end

@viagragaming 10 месяцев назад

Damn. J Jonah Jameson went from hating spider man to the lemons.

@anthonybarajas3362 9 месяцев назад

There’s two things Omni Man hates the most and that’s Spiderman and Lemons

@justinharvey7398 8 месяцев назад

LeMenace

@thefly89 7 месяцев назад

@@anthonybarajas3362 Stanford Pines just really hates lemons. Leave him alone.

@Theogfreddy 6 месяцев назад

@@thefly89he could make combustible lemons though

@Whyme315 3 года назад

Portal 2 is my favourite game

@Sirdeathvids 3 года назад

It is a really fun game! Some of the puzzles can be challenging too

@penguin_evere 2 года назад

Same

@Notaturtleinac0stume 8 месяцев назад

This reminds me of the “ I’d otta put some dirt in your eye” but to a whole new level

@Mediocreshake-08 6 месяцев назад

J K Simmons is the GOAT

@gggold3932 7 месяцев назад

Seems like the Emperor and Cave Johnson will get along

@Sirdeathvids 6 месяцев назад

I can't tell which Emperor you mean: From Star Wars, from Warhammer 40k, or from BG3 (though I'm leaning towards 40k, because he's been kept alive thanks to tech)

@montychambliss6254 Год назад

When life gives you lemons, make lemon AIDS

@airless8310 Год назад

“When life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade, make life take the lemons back!” Cave Johnson

@ChaosLierLen 10 месяцев назад

I've seen what Omniman can do with portals.

@timmi59 11 месяцев назад

Make life take the lemons back! Do you know who I am??! I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! 🍋 🔥

@tigas7692 2 года назад

Well when life gives you lemons i do a bolognaise spaghetti

@Sirdeathvids 2 года назад

Are you going to open up a restaurant if life gives you too many lemons? You can only have so many lemons in your own sauce before it just becomes lemon juice with tomatoes in it.

@Gunnetoons 2 месяца назад

I love how you can just barely hear GLaDOS’s voice over this

@ibrahim24685 2 месяца назад

And Omni Man too

@kriskelleher 3 года назад

Y E S GOD HAS RETURNED

@Sirdeathvids 3 года назад

If you're GLaDOS then sure

@cherrymom100 2 года назад

Well god is life so...

@cherrymom100 2 года назад

HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!!!!!!!😃 EVERYBODY GET MAD!!!🤬😡 AND FOLLOW ME I BOUGHT COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS GRAB ONE AND LETS GO TO CHURCH GOD IS LIFE LETS BURN HIS HOUSE 🏠💥 DOWN!!!!!!

@cherrymom100 2 года назад

HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!!!!!!!😃 EVERYBODY GET MAD!!!🤬😡 AND FOLLOW ME I BOUGHT COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS GRAB ONE AND LETS GO TO CHURCH GOD IS LIFE LETS BURN HIS HOUSE 🏠💥 DOWN!!!!!!

@lifelesstutorialbuilder1 8 месяцев назад

GLaDOS making suspicious sounds in the background wth💀

@mikeymittens2896 4 месяца назад

i had to turn my game down like yo glad0s chillout

@willkeinnamen5829 8 месяцев назад

How did I not realize that that was J. K. Simmons (aka the boss reporter from Spider-Man aka Omni-Man) who voiced him

@mikedoesthings2134 Год назад

HE’S SAYING WHAT WE’RE ALL THINKING!! BURN PEOPLE!!!!

@rat-princess 10 месяцев назад

best line

@RollerCoasters62719 6 месяцев назад

He's gonna burn your house down.

@Sirdeathvids 5 месяцев назад

With the lemons.

@seebo5384 Год назад

Combustable Lemon!

@Nigmond Год назад

Cave Johnson for president

@north-roadcaveman5818 11 месяцев назад

when life gives you lemons make lemonade then find someone whose life has given them vodka... and have a party -Ron White

@Ball_S69 Год назад

Alright I've been thinking when life gives you lemons don't make lemonade make life take the lemons back get mad I don't want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these demand to see life's manager make life rue the day it thought it could give Stella Ventimiglia lemons do you know who I am I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down with the lemons I'm going to get my engineer's to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down

@Prjb12 2 года назад

He sounding like jameson

@Sirdeathvids 2 года назад

*long laugh* … you serious? It’s the same actor who plays both characters, so that explains why they sound so similar

@cherrymom100 2 года назад

HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!!!!!!!😃 EVERYBODY GET MAD!!!🤬😡 AND FOLLOW ME I BOUGHT COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS GRAB ONE AND LETS GO TO CHURCH GOD IS LIFE LETS BURN HIS HOUSE 🏠💥 DOWN!!!!!!

@cherrymom100 2 года назад

@@Sirdeathvids HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!!!!!!!😃 EVERYBODY GET MAD!!!🤬😡 AND FOLLOW ME I BOUGHT COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS GRAB ONE AND LETS GO TO CHURCH GOD IS LIFE LETS BURN HIS HOUSE 🏠💥 DOWN!!!!!!

@viderevero1338 2 года назад

I thought it was JK Simmons!

@noone-mo6gy Год назад

@@viderevero1338 Dude...it IS JK Simmons.

@og_rubz 9 месяцев назад

When life gives you lemons eat them 😅😅😅

@SubSkrub 11 месяцев назад

As funny as this quote is, the context is kinda heartbreaking 😢

@Maxim67459 Месяц назад

I made a combustible lemons in people playground

@PurpledaltonGC4540 6 месяцев назад

Amen!

@DigimonHenryWong 2 года назад

Tails Brought me

@gahrilla_1 3 месяца назад

🍋

@CharaTheFallenChild 8 месяцев назад

"Alright I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons. Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day that it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down, with the lemons. I’m going to get my engineer to invent a combustible lemon, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" -Cave Johnson from Portal 2

@crack-man4071 4 месяца назад

Cave kinda sounds like omni man

@Sirdeathvids 3 месяца назад

He sounds a little like the Yellow peanut M&M too

@kurtvirgil7560 Год назад

Wan life gives you lamons tac it

@AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHAHHH 6 месяцев назад

I made my own///// Wen life gives u potatos eat em...wen life gives u friends..YEET EM

@nyangirlnicky 10 месяцев назад

I love how GlaDOS is just hyping him up in the background

@TIKCUSuoy 7 месяцев назад

When life's a drag,, don't cry ,, GET MAD😡🤬 ~EMINEM🗿🗿

@Sirdeathvids 6 месяцев назад

I really should listen to the Revival album again; I know I've listened to Walk on Water, Believe, River, and Framed, but I can't recall if I heard the rest