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Fire Department Chronicles
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@christianyepez1016
@christianyepez1016 3 года назад
Hollywood really doesn't understand how painful a dislocation actually is. It's such a ridiculous movie/TV trope.
@zaku2552
@zaku2552 3 года назад
Had a dislocation once. I wanted to die.
@TheQballChannel
@TheQballChannel 3 года назад
Had a PT not too long ago with a dislo. Our protocol doesn't let us put it back, so we didn't, even though he was BEGGING us because he was in agonizing pain. I feel for that dude :/
@d4nny773
@d4nny773 3 года назад
The only pain worse than a dislocation I ever had was when I shattered my right shin
@Jcod_
@Jcod_ 3 года назад
I dislocated my patella and it subluxed back......in a very not kind way. I blacked out for several minutes. Oh and people heard my patella hit bone like 100 yards away. FUN TIMES! /s
@Jonathan-A.C.
@Jonathan-A.C. 3 года назад
@@TheQballChannel What kind of PT are you doing, tf? That’s a injury that needs immediate attention
@shanehaney2121
@shanehaney2121 3 года назад
Watching him call out Hollywood is a blast.
@Smokie1523
@Smokie1523 3 года назад
It is.. it really is! Lol
@andrewfenn2916
@andrewfenn2916 3 года назад
Yes
@joevk6274
@joevk6274 3 года назад
I found myself doing it while watching S.W.A.T. the other night. Note that I'm not, nor have I ever been LEO.
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 3 года назад
Don't think this counts as Hollywood.
@robertcase1444
@robertcase1444 3 года назад
You would think they would learn to talk to actual fire fighters or police officers
@MrsMeowMeowWoof
@MrsMeowMeowWoof 3 года назад
"I want you to dislocate your shoulder" Me: "Could you just maybe send us an ambulance?"
@bodenking
@bodenking 3 года назад
"No time, pop your shoulder out like a LEGO, stop being a baby"
@bearwastaken6579
@bearwastaken6579 3 года назад
@@bodenking r/cursedcomments
@quinn9841
@quinn9841 3 года назад
“NO TIME. DISLOCATE YOUR SHOULDER”
@Jchroni1
@Jchroni1 3 года назад
Ambulance crew: Runs in, pays no attention to dude tied up, administrators epi, throws pt on cot starts wheeling her out. Last guy out looks at bondage dude "your doing it wrong" and walks out.
@manubishe
@manubishe 3 года назад
Medical insurance. Nuff said.
@briant7265
@briant7265 3 года назад
Love how the dispatcher had that handy bondage position reference open on her computer so quickly. Must have had it bookmarked. You know, just in case.
@tammybagwell1741
@tammybagwell1741 Год назад
That actually is half way believable considering what I've heard ends up at the ER 😁
@AdmiralBlackstar
@AdmiralBlackstar Год назад
Do you not?
@chibiprussia5574
@chibiprussia5574 Год назад
Don't employers monitor what their employees are looking at on their work computer? She has some explaining to do 😂
@christinebonner2210
@christinebonner2210 Год назад
​@@chibiprussia5574She has the collateral duty as the HR supervisor. Who is going to complain about her?
@Ostsol
@Ostsol 10 месяцев назад
Caller: "Hey, I uh... got something stuck... _inside_ me." Bookmarks->BadDragon Dispatcher: "Okay, is it the..."
@TegeTalksAlot
@TegeTalksAlot 3 года назад
1:56 I love how the beam is delicately resting on her chest and she’s like "I can’t breath!!"
@carlthelongshoreman1979
@carlthelongshoreman1979 3 года назад
It’s not even on her chest it looks like she is holding it up. Hell she is even LEANING FORWARD
@christinebonner2210
@christinebonner2210 Год назад
"Honey,if you can speak clearly,you're breathing."(unless i misunderstood something in EMT class)
@froggybug
@froggybug Год назад
@@christinebonner2210 Or like….at all in real life😂😂😂😂😂 if you’re talkin you’re breathin 😂😂😂😂
@jacksonchastain656
@jacksonchastain656 Год назад
Don’t worry she’s fine…gravity is holding the beam up off her chest just enough for her to breathe
@elgenetiamzon1062
@elgenetiamzon1062 Год назад
The beam was clearly just painted cardboard. Not very dangerous at all.
@mail_liw
@mail_liw 3 года назад
Watching these are more entertaining than the shows will ever be.
@jonathaneberly3269
@jonathaneberly3269 3 года назад
I have been a vol. for 25 years and I watch these shows simply because it was something to watch. Now with fire department chronicles I watch them just to wait to see what’s gonna be green screened. Lmfao
@drummerhere
@drummerhere 3 года назад
Ageed!
@DashingBanana
@DashingBanana 3 года назад
@Mr. Banana hello, fellow banana
@mail_liw
@mail_liw 3 года назад
@@DashingBanana Why hello there
@immanuelmiller5064
@immanuelmiller5064 3 года назад
Absolutely!🇺🇸
@The_Chef2511
@The_Chef2511 3 года назад
Aren't you supposed to check in to the hospital after any episode of anaphylaxis even if you use the EpiPen immediately?
@nordithen
@nordithen 3 года назад
Yeah, the EpiPen buys you time to get qualified medical attention.
@pooletrainboy
@pooletrainboy 3 года назад
Probably, or at least have an ambo to check you out.
@totraspook
@totraspook 3 года назад
Yes, you are supposed to
@deadskimountaineer
@deadskimountaineer 3 года назад
It's also entirely possible that the stuff you're allergic to lasts longer in your body than the epi. Quite often more doses are needed, and the majority of auto injectors only give one without sketchy off-label methods.
@Real_Mick3y6
@Real_Mick3y6 3 года назад
@buffalo wt yeah, in case of emergency and an attacker, that's my weapon, into an organ and they are probably screwed
@amonicus8372
@amonicus8372 3 года назад
As an aspiring mechanical engineer, I am horrified at the falsehood that Hollywood portrayed here. Gravity goes sideways, thank you very much.
@Quinntus79
@Quinntus79 3 года назад
It certainly went sideways for the Hindenburg.
@Charlie-yv3ib
@Charlie-yv3ib 3 года назад
@@Quinntus79 too soon
@jamesharding3459
@jamesharding3459 3 года назад
@@Charlie-yv3ib Nah, Hindenburn jokes are always good.
@suannwitt
@suannwitt 3 года назад
@@jamesharding3459 is that supposed to be that way..... Cuz I just laughed my ass off for the last 10 minutes
@thewingedhussairs931
@thewingedhussairs931 3 года назад
@@Quinntus79 and the costa Concordia
@MrAlex_Raven
@MrAlex_Raven 3 года назад
1:32 "Wait, gravity holds things UP!?" I'm not going to lie, combined with your expressions, that was the funniest shit I've heard in years.
@danmiller7079
@danmiller7079 8 месяцев назад
Not only his facial expressions but his tone of voice also! 😂
@danmiller7079
@danmiller7079 7 месяцев назад
Not to mention that was the CAPTAIN saying that. I’d like to know what school taught that.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ultimatedeathknight2884
@ultimatedeathknight2884 7 месяцев назад
yeah and planes fly because gravity holds them in the air
@DJShadesUK
@DJShadesUK 3 года назад
So let me get this right, according to IMDB, for this episode there were: one director; one director of cinematography; one writer; one staff writer; two executive story editors; two script supervisors; one script coordinator; *fifteen* producers; and five or six actors directly involved in the scene, but not one single person, out of ~30 people, saw/heard the line "The only thing holding them up is gravity" and it didn't raise a red flag with *any* of them?! I realise none of them are scientists but one would expect that some, if not all of them, had some sort of basic, or even remedial, science-included education and would understand the very basics of the concept of gravity? People aren't really this dumb, are they? Are they?!? * * Rhetorical, I already know the answer.
@someguy4915
@someguy4915 2 года назад
This is the show where one of the 'firefighters' says 'on the count of 3, 3-2-1-go'... These producers, writers and actors can't even be trusted to count to 3...
@cjwrench07
@cjwrench07 Год назад
It was probably just the coolest sounding phrase they came up with that week.
@mattiOTX
@mattiOTX Год назад
I like to remember that half the population is below average intelligence.
@peterpiper5064
@peterpiper5064 Год назад
​@@mattiOTX ​ I like to remember some elementary school math, so I know what you wrote is (ironically) dumb 😅
@mattiOTX
@mattiOTX Год назад
@@peterpiper5064 well if they are teaching statistics in elementary schools then I'm impressed. What I'm not impressed about is your ability to be sarcastic, it's lacking much like your IQ.
@johnharris6655
@johnharris6655 3 года назад
"Rampart this is squad 51, we have male, about 30 years old, restrained in bondage equipment, request permission to dislocate his shoulder to get him free," "51, this is doctor Bracket, Johnny, I told you and Roy to stop drinking and doing drugs on the on the job"
@mspurrple2184
@mspurrple2184 3 года назад
I loved that show!!!
@lorilittleonepaff5209
@lorilittleonepaff5209 Год назад
I loved that show, and may I say, you said that wonderfully! 😆 🤣
@lisahewes212
@lisahewes212 Год назад
NICE reference!. I firmly believe that show is WAY more accurately portrayed than these other ones (but not 100% of course, also, I'm not a firefighter by any means at all so I am simply guessing).
@niekaatori8912
@niekaatori8912 Год назад
what show is this from? just from that little blurb it already sounds 100 times better than lone star
@johnharris6655
@johnharris6655 Год назад
@@lisahewes212 Actual Bob Cinader, the producer said all rescues for Emergency had to come from the logs of fire departments around the country. Randy Mantooth said that every rescue they went on actually happened somewhere.
@Mad_Alyx
@Mad_Alyx 3 года назад
The real tragedy is when people watch this stuff and think it’s accurate.
@nonnaurbisness3013
@nonnaurbisness3013 3 года назад
I know several of these people
@JamesSchulte
@JamesSchulte 3 года назад
And then try to apply it to the real world
@BuildItBricks
@BuildItBricks 3 года назад
😂
@Beandiptheredneck
@Beandiptheredneck 3 года назад
@@JamesSchulte or expect firefighters to apply it 🤦🏻‍♂️
@n150cz9
@n150cz9 3 года назад
You got that right. Every fire department trains different but for someone to all of a sudden try to be a firefighter and tell the chief or whoever they've got experience from watching a hollywood fake story is just sad to see
@randomrandom5
@randomrandom5 3 года назад
Someone dig up Isaac Newton and tell him he’s wrong 🤣
@LucasL512
@LucasL512 3 года назад
Well you only need to dig the hole, the 'up' parts works by itself apparently
@chajense15
@chajense15 3 года назад
That comment was awesome! Nothing says love like a fireman commenting on Isaac Newton!
@orlock20
@orlock20 3 года назад
He isn't buried. His spinning is powering a power plant right now.
@JesusChristisGod444
@JesusChristisGod444 3 года назад
I too rolled on the ground after that oh my goodness! 🤣
@wetlettuce4768
@wetlettuce4768 3 года назад
@@LucasL512 Why do you think we bury the dead? Life would get a little wierd with corpses floating around.
@soundvulcan2772
@soundvulcan2772 2 года назад
Your videos has saved me! I just had my baby girl 5 days ago and now postpartum mood swings are making me cry more than ever but your videos are a quick and simple fix to that pain. Thank you so much for your awesome content 👩🏻‍🚒
@gatzwolffadventures
@gatzwolffadventures 8 месяцев назад
A year later is it still helping?
@hawkcybergear
@hawkcybergear 3 года назад
2:30 yeah I got real suspicious of that too as the beam if it would have moved at all would've gone backward and crushed her, or even gone up hitting her slowly in the jaw and then crushing her.
@MaNcoZe
@MaNcoZe 3 года назад
Exciting scenarios that show accurately how firefighters save people: *exist* This Show: sex dungeon.
@sebastianschmidt566
@sebastianschmidt566 3 года назад
But It's not totally wrong. I think everyone in the medical sector has this wonderful experience of perverts needing help. And I really like the bullshit story their tell first. Like ohh I slipped and fell naked onto the cola can 😂
@QemeH
@QemeH 3 года назад
@@sebastianschmidt566 The worst/best call I had in that regard was a very young couple (I think 15/16/17 or something) having their _first time_ together - but they both were nervous and a little unprepared, so when the pain hit her she cramped. You can probably imagine that emergency dispatch was not the first thing they tried, but in the end we were the better option than calling their parents, so when we got there he was trapped for almost an hour already. Unfortunately our medical director at the time didn't allow us to use antispasmodic medication for anyone under the age of 18 and the situation didn't lend itself to natural relaxation of the muscles. So the only thing we could do was to load both of them (naked as they were) on our stretcher, cover them with multiple blankets and carefully drive them to the hospital. We obviously called ahead to the ER and in coordination with the charge nurse we decided to use the "contamination entrance" (a second entrance that is away from everything else, usually for infectious patients) to have as little exposure as possible for these poor souls. Still, having this experience during your first time... they were probably scarred for life.
@julius855
@julius855 3 года назад
@@QemeH i legit feel so bad for them all the stress probably made it worse and it must feel so weird to be the center of attention with something like this
@Eye_Of_Odin978
@Eye_Of_Odin978 3 года назад
@Paul Martin Or that one lonely lady who calls about once a month because something around the house is hidden SOMEWHERE where it probably doesn't belong. *cough* an aerosol can in a c00ch *cough cough* I wish I was making that up, unfortunately
@Mr-Trox
@Mr-Trox 3 года назад
My Mom told the wonderful stories of men with pencils, pens, radio antennas, wine stoppers, and just about anything that wasn't a buttplug stuck up their asses. And all the stupid bullshit that they came up with to explain it away.
@ZenoDovahkiin
@ZenoDovahkiin 3 года назад
You, know, if a dislocated shoulder just made you more flexible while you can still use your arms perfectly, why the hell do we have joints in the first place? Hollywood.
@joanhoffman3702
@joanhoffman3702 3 года назад
Joints are highly overrated. Just ask someone with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, like me.
@asideofsalt.6645
@asideofsalt.6645 Год назад
I mean i can dislocate my shoulders at will. Incredibly useful. Did it in a martial arts match once. Got out of an arm bar
@Clarity_Control
@Clarity_Control Год назад
@@asideofsalt.6645 Okay, Mr Transformer. But Martial Arts isn’t exactly a common occurrence to dislocate yourself
@asideofsalt.6645
@asideofsalt.6645 Год назад
@@Clarity_Control maybe more people who can do it should do martial arts?
@biggiracc
@biggiracc Год назад
​@@asideofsalt.6645 I can't believe I have to breathe the same air as you
@meganlewis2424
@meganlewis2424 3 года назад
As someone who uses an EpiPen I love how hers has no case or blue safety cap.
@marikroyals7111
@marikroyals7111 3 года назад
Looked like a tide stain pen.
@phoenix0166
@phoenix0166 2 года назад
Looked like a thin glue stick
@ragereaver8576
@ragereaver8576 3 года назад
This dude is doing what Hollywood and the media have been trying to do and mostly failing, that is to be entertaining and actually informative and educational.
@danmiller7079
@danmiller7079 7 месяцев назад
Don’t worry, Cap! he’s holding back the 60,000 lbs.of steel beams with that SWEET rope right there. 😂😂😂😂😂. You’re killing me, here!!
@laurensummers
@laurensummers 3 года назад
"Gravity holds things up" you don't have to be in the ems field to know that is wrong.
@MajesticDemonLord
@MajesticDemonLord 3 года назад
Maybe he's Australian?
@cjrockband
@cjrockband 3 года назад
Even then they'd be wrong. Thats just the ground harnesses.
@nonnaurbisness3013
@nonnaurbisness3013 3 года назад
I think they meant that the weight of the beams in the front of the truck were holding the beam on her up. So in a way gravity was holding the beam up
@FriedrichHerschel
@FriedrichHerschel 3 года назад
@@nonnaurbisness3013 Sounds more like the law of the lever.
@JesusisLOVEJohn-
@JesusisLOVEJohn- 3 года назад
"Guys, these beams are falling, we need more gravity NOW!" I lost it after that.😂😂😂
@ryangilley3212
@ryangilley3212 3 года назад
Problem is I feel sorry for Jason because he actually has to watch these shows for his material. That’s a true hero. Thank you for your service!
@BowChickaHonkHonk1
@BowChickaHonkHonk1 Год назад
HEH nailed it!
@inflatablewolfie
@inflatablewolfie Год назад
When you watch it as a comedy, instead of a drama, it gets better.
@jwolfe1209
@jwolfe1209 Год назад
You know him and his buddies are MST3K-ing it on slow shifts
@christiangibbs8534
@christiangibbs8534 9 месяцев назад
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten...
@thomasparkin259
@thomasparkin259 3 года назад
I would be deeply concerned about the man who just dislocated his shoulder for the first time but was able to manipulate himself into saving his partner. Like, there should be a lot more agony. The first time I dislocated a shoulder I was in so much pain I was incapable of screaming until after I had put my shoulder back in place. Then I screamed, a lot.
@alysaere
@alysaere 3 года назад
For the sake of argument, the guy could have been that much of a pain desensitized masochist to shrug off (heh) a dislocation.
@deadskimountaineer
@deadskimountaineer 3 года назад
When I was a ski patroller, disco shoulders were probably in the top 5 most painful injuries I dealt with much of the time. (According to the "how much is my patient reacting until we get some pain relief going" scale) Then you get the guy walking into the infirmary with a dislocated shoulder 2 hours after you reduced his last dislocated shoulder, who apparently went right back to snowboarding and hasn't miraculously improved since his last injury.
@n150cz9
@n150cz9 3 года назад
Some people have a high pain tolerance but there is no way that guy was not screaming.
@bukuroshebytyci185
@bukuroshebytyci185 3 года назад
My shoulder muscles just seized in sympathy
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 3 года назад
even Mel Gibson shows more discomfort than that.
@Falcons8455
@Falcons8455 Год назад
the people making this show know more about bondage than firefighting clearly lol
@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816
@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816 3 года назад
"Maybe move the seat back?" Me: -Who are you? Who are so wise in the ways of science?
@TennyConductor
@TennyConductor 3 года назад
A duck
@terristroh3965
@terristroh3965 3 года назад
“And that is why we believe the earth to be banana shaped...”
@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816
@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816 3 года назад
@@terristroh3965 no its shaped like a velociraptor
@michaelnajarian8564
@michaelnajarian8564 3 года назад
"Guys, the beams are falling, we need more gravity now!” Absolutely love it 👍
@flinkee1981
@flinkee1981 3 года назад
bro i lost it there lol
@Asethet
@Asethet 3 года назад
At this point they're not even messing up professional knowledge, but like failing at basic common sense. If they keep on like this FDC will be able to outsource these videos to a 10 year old who will still be able to call out this BS.
@elmartillo7931
@elmartillo7931 3 года назад
I've been a First Responder for 20 years and you can feel yourself getting stupid watching these shows. And people argue with me about what they saw on 911 and Lone Star because what the hell do I know right? LOL
@sturnie1
@sturnie1 3 года назад
I always to my emts when you are on the street you could be 100% right but some dummy with a cellphone camera will ruin you
@elmartillo7931
@elmartillo7931 3 года назад
@@sturnie1 cellphones and "social media" gave voices to the virtue signalers or as I call them, the village idiots
@TheRebeLLynn
@TheRebeLLynn 3 года назад
Sad how your education was worthless, BECAUSE they googled it and know what to do! Seriously hard eye rolling! But you do CPR and they wake up and are fine....... uh no!
@bigbomb5904
@bigbomb5904 3 года назад
So I was thinking of maby becoming a firefighter but I saw some videos of training camp and it seemed like a tone of work. Is it like that for every fire station. Is every fire station's training different? -Alex
@elmartillo7931
@elmartillo7931 3 года назад
@@TheRebeLLynn if you take away people's phones the majority of the population suddenly knows nothing and has no opinion because they can't look it up
@georgeprout42
@georgeprout42 3 года назад
The algorithm introduced me to you who in turn promptly showed me that the crappy TV we do get imported to the UK has nothing on the stuff none of of our networks have picked up. For good reason. I think every kid is taught (drilled into us in the 70s, can't say about now, but nephews often talk of fire training) to not open a door if it's hot, dampen a towel and stay close to the floor. You know, the basics. Your videos are funny and educational, keep it up. A comedy YT channel could well save lives, and in the meantime, entertains us. So thank you.
@romanesca1988
@romanesca1988 2 года назад
I'm training to be a volunteer firefighter and your videos are bloody hilarious 😂 thank you so much for your videos!
@Jcod_
@Jcod_ 3 года назад
I'm seriously concerned for anyone who can look at an epi-pen, take off the cover, and then manage to "inject it" backwards. The packaging has instructions EVERYWHERE on it. It is maybe the most stupid proof thing I've ever seen other than a Fire Extinguisher.
@deadskimountaineer
@deadskimountaineer 3 года назад
It does happen more than it should, many people are handling their epi pen for the first time when they deploy it.
@Jcod_
@Jcod_ 3 года назад
@@deadskimountaineer Idk about other people, but when my brother got his first Epi-pen, our entire family trained with it just in case. I don't know why you wouldn't practice with it a bit if you were going to carry one.
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 3 года назад
The only thing more stupid-proof is that doohickey they give the military that says, "THIS SIDE TOWARD ENEMY" on it.
@drmayeda1930
@drmayeda1930 3 года назад
@@Jcod_ you can't practice a lot. most health insurance copany's cover 2 epipens a year and the price is like $500 - $1K if you have to pay for them thay's what happens when big pharma get's their claws on a product.
@stephaniehowe0973
@stephaniehowe0973 3 года назад
Well he really isnt injecting her so
@jlj547
@jlj547 3 года назад
The one thing I know about shoulder dislocation is that a friend of mine had that happen, well he was a big dude and he fainted because of the pain and yeah his shoulder didn't become flexible also.
@stuckgrenadepin.225
@stuckgrenadepin.225 3 года назад
It’s funny how the body’s automatic responses don’t exist in their world, you know like blinding pain and inflammation of injured areas. On a side note, a friend of mine had a constant problem with his shoulder dislocating. He said after a while it barely hurt (comparatively to the original) and it would slip back in with just a little manipulation. It was sore and wouldn’t move proper for a couple days afterward but he was able to get through the day fairly easily.
@Vandyno
@Vandyno 3 года назад
@@stuckgrenadepin.225 My dad's is like that. It used to go out every once in awhile from jumping into the pool it was so loose... he got good at putting it back in. He had surgery now
@stuckgrenadepin.225
@stuckgrenadepin.225 3 года назад
@@Vandyno the first time I saw it happen was a bit disconcerting, but I got to be a hand at helping him put it back in. Just jumping in the pool? Damn. I hope it’s a lot better after the surgery. My friend’s wasn’t that bad.
@christophbethe7871
@christophbethe7871 3 года назад
Why is the size or build of the body am indicator for "strength" or endurance of pain...being a big dude what does it change?
@b.f.2461
@b.f.2461 3 года назад
Yeah, drove my brother to the hospital with a dislocated shoulder once. Was not a pretty trip.
@Zazuban
@Zazuban 3 года назад
This is the exact reason why shows like these shouldn't exist; it makes society dumber as a whole when even one person tries to apply any of this into reality.
@sam-psonsmith9951
@sam-psonsmith9951 3 года назад
or use their TV education to accuse real professionals of doing it wrong. That happens a lot more than it should. Although it shouldn't happen at all i guess.
@andrewdiaz3529
@andrewdiaz3529 3 года назад
The CSI effect has come for First Responders Now... Help Us ALL....
@the13inquisitor59
@the13inquisitor59 3 года назад
That might actually be the entire point.
@angusmarch1066
@angusmarch1066 2 года назад
I think if you are trying to apply anything that happens in a fictional show to real life, then you are already dumb.
@commanderwill2248
@commanderwill2248 2 года назад
One of the only good shows about this was Emergency (from the 80s), and the whole point is that they were trying to be more realistic about stuff
@twitchsopamanxx
@twitchsopamanxx 2 года назад
I love how there seems to be a chopper flying inside your helmet. Truly the epitome of quality green screen.
@valmarsiglia
@valmarsiglia 2 года назад
I know _nothing_ about firefighting or EMT-ing, and I basically have no common sense in real-world situations (to say the least), but now I'm totally hooked on this channel. Very binge-able!
@urasai101
@urasai101 3 года назад
Orange to the thigh, blue to the sky. Thats what I learned in my first aid responder training. That lesson has never left me
@limemonster2295
@limemonster2295 3 года назад
Why must they explain everything to each other like this is all their first time doing this.
@dwavenminer
@dwavenminer 3 года назад
The script writers went to the school of tell, don't show...the same school that teaches that gravity hold things up evidently too...
@ConclusiveConfusion
@ConclusiveConfusion 3 года назад
given their choices... this may well be their first time doing anything.
@Obi1Classic
@Obi1Classic 3 года назад
@@ConclusiveConfusion TRUE
@Ogrematic
@Ogrematic 3 года назад
Exposition.
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 3 года назад
@@Ogrematic They should leave that to Austin Power's boss, Nigel Exposition.
@markmcgibbon7013
@markmcgibbon7013 3 года назад
Gravity is holding things up OMG, who wrote that down and thought yeah thats cool
@jonahstein3034
@jonahstein3034 3 года назад
May 2021 NYC Heaven Stairway Incident
@sturnie1
@sturnie1 3 года назад
It was opposite day on the set
@Serenade2461
@Serenade2461 3 года назад
That's the kind of line that makes me think I should start writing again. I overthought myself out of writing a book because I so badly wanted it to make sense but someone thought that was perfectly acceptable to write down and have other people say?
@mrbeans2425
@mrbeans2425 3 года назад
These videos are so amazing! lol the first time dislocation was hilarious! i popped both my shoulders years ago, so i could do this no problem but that first time is so painful and near impossible to do yourself! and NO regular person would be able to do it on their own. I am honestly so happy you make these! great entertainment! keep em coming! I'm not even a firefighter and i watch these and say to myself well why the hell would they do that. they literally make their jobs 1000% more difficult.
@stevenlewis8028
@stevenlewis8028 3 года назад
I’m not a firefighter or first responder anything but god do i love you’re videos. They’re hilarious and call out some not so immediately obvious stuff to people who don’t deal with these things every day.
@eformance
@eformance 3 года назад
I was telling my wife "this is complete BS, that beam takes several hundred pounds of force to move, why can't they just recline the seat? Why aren't they using the extrication equipment to remove the B pillar and take the dude out? Why is a single grown man pulling on a rope and magically keeping the metal from moving?"
@MainMite06
@MainMite06 3 года назад
It's called 🌈*imagination*🌈!
@mordeath83
@mordeath83 3 года назад
And why use a rope you secure that shit with hooks and chains
@yuki97kira
@yuki97kira 3 года назад
That man was THE HULK
@jamesbeard5513
@jamesbeard5513 3 года назад
I would love to see a series that actually gets advice from people like this guy to get better writing in the shows.
@squidog94
@squidog94 9 месяцев назад
It’s called Emergency! and they stopped making it 40 years ago 🙄😂
@admirallily
@admirallily 3 месяца назад
Except they won’t because it would stifle their creative juices.
@GugsGunny
@GugsGunny 3 года назад
Ah, the "shoulder dislocation move to free yourself" move popularized by fictional character Martin Riggs.
@BowChickaHonkHonk1
@BowChickaHonkHonk1 Год назад
I'm too old for this Shhh
@Grantidge69
@Grantidge69 11 месяцев назад
In fairness, iirc there was a line scripted in to explain that he had dislocated his shoulder before. Plus there's an early scene where he does the shoulder dislocation routine for high jinx at the police station.
@mindslayer1404
@mindslayer1404 8 месяцев назад
@@Grantidge69yup he did actually dislocate his shoulder before which is why, according to him, it’s easy for it to be dislocated again.
@samuraisharkie
@samuraisharkie 6 месяцев назад
@@Grantidge69I’ve dislocated my shoulder plenty of times and it’s never resulted in me being able to handle it better. I have loose ligaments, HeDS and everything and it’s never made dislocations easier. Unless he’s the type of hyper mobile person that is incredibly flexible and it kind of PASSES for dislocation, frequent dislocations will actually worsen symptoms and the maneuverability of the joint rather than strengthen it. The only thing you’ll get used to is the pain.
@concept5631
@concept5631 3 месяца назад
Important to note Riggs is a sucidial maniac, and is not indicative of a normal person.
@henrycheng9824
@henrycheng9824 Год назад
As an Australian, I can confirm that's how gravity works here.
@39FORTYWATER
@39FORTYWATER 2 года назад
This guy is awesome makes me smile for awhile....up and back at the same time!👍🤣😂🤗🤭
@sarukmaktao225
@sarukmaktao225 3 года назад
"Yes, just casually dislocate your shoulder. It's a perfectly normal thing to do." And the rest is just.... WOW.
@hirtew7
@hirtew7 3 года назад
These are the funniest and strangely calming.
@Real_Mick3y6
@Real_Mick3y6 3 года назад
As a person who caries an EpiPen, this angers me
@matthewgoetzka8855
@matthewgoetzka8855 3 года назад
Same Mick. Same.
@jackiechan_wtf4041
@jackiechan_wtf4041 3 года назад
Well maybe you should ask your doctor for those sweet ass instant EpiPen. 😅😅😅 jk jk
@johngregory6203
@johngregory6203 3 года назад
Yo same
@WorldWalker128
@WorldWalker128 3 года назад
As someone with half a brain, this show in general pisses me off. I don't really get who this show was made for, seeing as how much it insults the people that actually do the job's intelligence, as well as the intelligence of the people that watch it.
@Real_Mick3y6
@Real_Mick3y6 3 года назад
Hope everyone is doing good here! :)
@NyssasOrbit
@NyssasOrbit 5 дней назад
I got one of these videos in my recommended and they are the greatest thing ever
@Legendary_sartorian
@Legendary_sartorian 2 года назад
i just love when professionals make fun of tv shows about the career they are experts in, the bigger the show the bigger the joy i feel
@the88thdarcstar
@the88thdarcstar 3 года назад
"You guys need to start holding trainings" I roared out laughing so hard my roommate asked if I was ok from 2 rooms away
@ianthompson2802
@ianthompson2802 3 года назад
As an ex autobody tech the last one really bothered me even of she was actually being crushed from what I've seen on honda elements that b pillar is the least load bearing pillarand could probably cut that pillar and pull her out without losing much structurally integrity
@CliftonPhotographer
@CliftonPhotographer 3 года назад
I've learned more about avoiding mistakes in TV and movie writing from MST3K and this guy than any writer's course anywhere. 😁
@MicrowavedAlastair5390
@MicrowavedAlastair5390 Год назад
MST3K and Jason is the crossover we both need and deserve.
@parishj3
@parishj3 3 года назад
I binge watched every one of these. I need more.
@theyearwas1473
@theyearwas1473 2 года назад
The best part of these is that people are consulted to make these things accurate
@Wildhorse_
@Wildhorse_ 3 года назад
"The only thing holding it up is gravity" me: what goes down, must come up I guess :l
@spiffy1068
@spiffy1068 3 года назад
Always the best part of my day
@thezman9001
@thezman9001 3 года назад
SPOILER: "I need you to dislocate your shoulder" W H A T.
@10GaugeManiac
@10GaugeManiac 3 года назад
Become double jointed! "What??" *JUST DO IT!*
@armchairgeneralissimo
@armchairgeneralissimo 3 года назад
At that point I'd hang up and recall 911 saying there's a home intruder and he's tied me up, I'm sure someone in the SWAT team would know how to use an epi pen.
@creativedesignation7880
@creativedesignation7880 3 года назад
That's the most insane part. Even if he did mange to dislocate his shoulder and could tolerate the pain (both are unusual, but at leat possible) , it's not like it would help him!
@samanthaw.6929
@samanthaw.6929 6 месяцев назад
Y'all. These green screens are even better than the shorts.
@13Maulers
@13Maulers 3 года назад
These always brighten my day!
@justin2308
@justin2308 3 года назад
No joke, the thought of being told to dislocate my shoulder or having someone do it is actually one of my top 10 nightmares. That’s above being crushed by something heavy like a steel beam at #11.
@a64738
@a64738 Год назад
Top 3 nightmares i have regularly in my dreams ... 1: Nuke. 2: fried to death slowly by electricity. 3: Crushed to death.
@justafan13
@justafan13 10 месяцев назад
Also why is nobody talking about the fact that YOU CAN'T REALLY USE A DISLOCATED LIMB PROPERLY, I've dislocated my knee before and it didn't send anything to my brain receptors until it was back in place, i doubt i could've used it to walk
@lucasceleste4743
@lucasceleste4743 3 года назад
*TRY TO CATCH ME HOWLING AT THE MOON!!!!*
@MainMite06
@MainMite06 3 года назад
*Smoke-eating spiderman!*
@fightfire001
@fightfire001 3 года назад
Never fails to make me chuckle...
@JDM_Miggy
@JDM_Miggy Год назад
As a writer I would hire this man right away to give these shows more legitimacy
@katiewilliams2080
@katiewilliams2080 3 года назад
1:20 is when your shift ends and you just want to go home😂
@davidfitwe
@davidfitwe 3 года назад
What about when they get to the Dad on the other side and almost instantly cut the beam off and it's cut right next to his body. What about in 911 (not lone star) when thy try and lift a tank off a guy with just a rope, wtf. Also he finds a fire extinguisher laying on its side and tries to use it. On it's side means it's been used and empty.
@elizabethhusser8942
@elizabethhusser8942 3 года назад
In a shipyard, fire extinguishers are always on their side cause if they get bumped a certain way, they can explode (so I've been told) the best way to tell if it's empty is pick it up or check the pin/seal
@davidfitwe
@davidfitwe 3 года назад
@@elizabethhusser8942 1 I find that very hard to believe. 2 they weren't in a shipyard. 3 it was on the ground sideways, not mounted sideways.
@elizabethhusser8942
@elizabethhusser8942 3 года назад
@@davidfitwe I didn't say it was mounted, I work as a safety tech at a shipyard and was just stating we lay down our fire bottles to prevent any possible explosions, our extinguishers must be able to be accessed within seconds and are equipped with pins, seals, inspection date tags, and company tags. I didn't find anything in OSHA or NAVSEA about having to lay them down but all of the shipyards in the area do it so there must be a reason.
@drmayeda1930
@drmayeda1930 3 года назад
@@elizabethhusser8942 There was an episode of ER. a portable oxygen tank was on a gurney, when something knocked the valve off, turning it into a missle causing damage until in flew vinto the ambulance bay. If that was based on a real incident, I have no idea.
@LuckyLucyHi
@LuckyLucyHi 3 года назад
I cannot think of a reason why laying a fire extinguisher horizontal would be more safe than standing it upright. Less likely to be hit by a forklift maybe? Otherwise it sounds like some jobsworth was just trying to make themselves seem important or they were joking. The only time I have seen them stored horizontally is in vehicles.
@taeshaunthompson8412
@taeshaunthompson8412 3 года назад
Sciene: gravity pulls stuff down 9 1 1 lonestar: pft yeah right
@tom12stl
@tom12stl 3 года назад
I must say this is your best work yet! My wife goes through a similar play by play from me at home. Who the hell do they consult with on these shows?!
@katierasburn9571
@katierasburn9571 3 года назад
Their 4 year olds I’d guess
@Liesmith424
@Liesmith424 3 года назад
I don't know anything about any emergency service, or about any of these shows, and RU-vid still recommended this to me out of the blue. I am 110% here for this, these videos are fantastic.
@chriswilliamson806
@chriswilliamson806 Год назад
Huh, I retired as a AF medic in 2010.. The magic of these shows is astonishing... Everything I learned just went out the window.. who knew..
@ninjaofficial2803
@ninjaofficial2803 3 года назад
MAYBE START GOOGLING BONDAGING AND TELL HIM HE PUT THE EPI PEN BACKWORDS.
@portantwas
@portantwas 3 года назад
Couldn't they have gone in the back door, adjusted the seat back and the slant of it and pull her out that way? Or don't car seats adjust in America.
@liesdamnlies3372
@liesdamnlies3372 3 года назад
It is a well-known fact that American car seats have special I-beam locking devices, that detect the presence of I-beams crushing a passenger and then lock the seat in place so they can’t get out. This is part of the lizard people’s plan to bleed more insurance money from the unsuspecting public. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
@rossthemoss6827
@rossthemoss6827 3 года назад
But then we would not get to use the magic air bags we got from the Fairy Queen would we
@skittlesandfriends5710
@skittlesandfriends5710 3 года назад
They couldn’t do it that way because it would be to boring if they rescued her that easily.
@chaosXP3RT
@chaosXP3RT 3 года назад
Considering how fucked up America is, I wouldn't be surprised
@thewingedhussairs931
@thewingedhussairs931 3 года назад
@@liesdamnlies3372 five more minutes. I’m nice and warm under my sheets.
@christwohill4569
@christwohill4569 3 года назад
2:22 I have never once had anyone on a call who said "we gotta move!" or "hurry up guys!" who was actually helpful or doing anything remotely useful or that actually sped things up. It just makes people get amped for no reason. You don't think we already know to move with a purpose when it's serious? Calm down or go sit in the truck yeesh.
@kevinr6930
@kevinr6930 2 года назад
I love stumbling across channels like yours. It gives me hope for RU-vid.
@cosmicdarkmatter1128
@cosmicdarkmatter1128 9 месяцев назад
Dispatcher: " Hello Zepp, I want to play a game. The key to the trap you're in can only be located by dislocating your own shoulder... Will you cause yourself pain so your friend can stay alive? The choice is yours. " --- the Jigsaw Dispatcher
@res1dentcyn1c
@res1dentcyn1c 3 года назад
I dislocated my shoulder when I was younger, about 13. I fell off my parent's deck. Dislocating it wasn't that bad, just a sharp pain and then my whole arm just went numb. Getting it back in was the painful part. You really never forget that kind of pain.
@mmcc5070
@mmcc5070 3 года назад
I love watching him point out the glaring lack of reality in these ridiculous shows
@Music-Man189
@Music-Man189 3 года назад
The worst part about these videos is when is over!!! And that airbag joke was hilarious!!!!
@cerebrix
@cerebrix 10 месяцев назад
discovering this channel late and being able to binge watch it is better than anything comedy I can binge on Netflix
@codlogic7060
@codlogic7060 2 года назад
The Gravity thing really gets me, they wrote that in and went "yep"
@nonnaurbisness3013
@nonnaurbisness3013 3 года назад
The weight of the beams stacked on the beams that were falling off were keeping them up. So in a round about way gravity was holding the beams up
@Awesome_Sam-sb5jb
@Awesome_Sam-sb5jb 3 года назад
Literally just watched this show, and as soon as the beam scene came up, i was like “i bet he will make a green screen of this.” Thank you 😊 Also love this series so much 🤣🤣
@danmyers1080
@danmyers1080 3 года назад
“All we need is halligan’s!”, should be a T-shirt.
@The-Milky-Way--they-it
@The-Milky-Way--they-it 2 года назад
just gonna say I’m already in love with this video just from the title. will follow up when finished.
@The-Milky-Way--they-it
@The-Milky-Way--they-it 2 года назад
still in love. the video and I will have a spring wedding. good day.
@CartiershiPs
@CartiershiPs Месяц назад
Please put all these together and make the most epic movie ever!🎉
@northernmedia2717
@northernmedia2717 3 года назад
It takes a lot of skill to mess up possibly the easiest first aid tool to use. I mean EpiPen commercials used to be all over the place.
@WorldWalker128
@WorldWalker128 3 года назад
not to mention all the instructions ALL OVER the thing.
@pugsabi
@pugsabi 3 года назад
No no no, you've clearly missed the point. The dude is into bondage, that obviously means he must be into pain play too. Dislocating his shoulder is just adding some spice to his love life. Looks like they're gonna add asphyxiation play into it too.
@MainMite06
@MainMite06 3 года назад
Masochism is a brilliant gift...isnt it.....
@cecilyerker
@cecilyerker 3 года назад
I fuckin hate BDSM people man
@crowdemon_archives
@crowdemon_archives 2 года назад
@@MainMite06 until the pain is actually telling you to seek emergency medical attention.
@deadboob
@deadboob Год назад
​@@MainMite06 sadomasochism, it's the *extreme* version.
@thomasfletcher4765
@thomasfletcher4765 3 года назад
Oh goody , another episode of " yelling in the green screen room " !
@BewareTheCarpenter
@BewareTheCarpenter 2 года назад
"The only thing holding them up is gravity." I lost it.
@nighthawksim6675
@nighthawksim6675 3 года назад
huh this is the first time I have seen a air bag move something up and back. love that.
@pickle9051
@pickle9051 3 года назад
You know its a good day when Fire Department Chronicles uploads
@alexn5743
@alexn5743 3 года назад
I'm halfway tempted to look up the source episode of this if only because I can't help but feel he made it less absurd for sake of time!
@phoenix0166
@phoenix0166 2 года назад
How did the couple in the first part even get into that situation? If they were doing what I think they were doing, I think a therapist or two might be good to have handy.
@ibmcall
@ibmcall 3 года назад
Bondage and Epi-Pen. never thought Id see than in the same sentence
@Y0G0FU
@Y0G0FU Год назад
Iam actually impressed they used the Airbags in an almost correct way... thats the most accuracy i have seen in one of these shows to date :P
@dewetolivier2362
@dewetolivier2362 3 года назад
I didn't search for these videos , I'm not complaining , I'm binge watching them...
@sebastiang8468
@sebastiang8468 3 года назад
1:39 hahahaha "gravity holds things up? " hahahah
@TheRealKyraProductions
@TheRealKyraProductions 3 года назад
Day8 of asking him to green screen himself into Planes: Fire & Rescue next
@MegaBarefoot1
@MegaBarefoot1 3 года назад
Naw, that's too realistic.
@BirchMonkey857
@BirchMonkey857 Год назад
I'm with a couple of other commenters in believing that he's the ghost of a firefighter killed by their dumbassery and is now haunting them.
@starlightequestrian6729
@starlightequestrian6729 3 года назад
As a horse trainer, I do the same thing with horse movies! Loved it
@Joel--yr6me
@Joel--yr6me Год назад
"Guys! The beams are falling! We need more gravity NOW!" Best line
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