When someone doesn't know when to shut up

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@ZachStarHimself 3 месяца назад

Join the discord, if you want. discord.gg/jcVAUuvZVc

@cheesesentience 3 месяца назад

I am able and willing to join the discord

@MakeLoveNotWar687 3 месяца назад

@acoolyoutubechannel7849 3 месяца назад

Ok!

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@duncanluciak5516 3 месяца назад

Only if you'll shut up

@bonstailo58 3 месяца назад

Making a mathematical equation just to tell someone to shut up is gold.

@B-l-a-z-z-e-R 3 месяца назад

mhm

@zonix_9748 3 месяца назад

*deep exhale*

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@Cookieboi658 3 месяца назад

ngl the next time my teacher goes on a long tangent i am brining up this equation

@feha92 3 месяца назад

@@Cookieboi658 Expect the teacher to laugh when they see it, and ask why you designed it incorrectly such that negative reactions does not affect your allowed speaking-time.

@KuePidd 3 месяца назад

Someone sent me this video with the caption, "This you?" The video has been out of 55secs 😭😭😭

@markinipannini 3 месяца назад

Damn that's crazy

@shrankai7285 3 месяца назад

Mhm

@shrankai7285 3 месяца назад

Mhm

@shrankai7285 3 месяца назад

Mhm

@hereticstanlyhalo6916 3 месяца назад

*deeeep sigh*

@quantum7046 3 месяца назад

Big words from a dude who's made a channel of comedy gold by being the only one to talk

@citrine_2248 3 месяца назад

Dang that’s crazy

@B-l-a-z-z-e-R 3 месяца назад

mhm

@nemoexnuqual3643 3 месяца назад

Mhmmm… Look at the time.

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Selling the solution to a problem you created? Genius!

@antagonisticalex401 3 месяца назад

😮‍💨

@33seconds48 3 месяца назад

mhm, **DEEP exhale** mhm, **checks phone** damn that's crazy, **two slow nods with my eyebrows up** mhm

@B-l-a-z-z-e-R 3 месяца назад

damn that's crazy [check's my phone]

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@WibleWobble 3 месяца назад

Put this into desmos, pretty sure there is an infinitely small amount of time left before their sound waves are terrorist attacks. The deep exhale sealed it

@thorr18BEM 3 месяца назад

*slow nod*

@4thworldwilderness390 2 месяца назад

He's gone to plaid!

@Gurem 3 месяца назад

Silence is violence so let's be violent together is a bar

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@ZomboidMania 3 месяца назад

@@MrNorker77 mhm hmm 👍

@eggmeister6641 3 месяца назад

Damn that's crazy!

@EmmanuelOmomowo-u1r 3 месяца назад

***checks watch***

@ImpulseEvan37 3 месяца назад

This video is for people who are unable and unwilling to shut tf up

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@fairyfellermasterstroke 3 месяца назад

@@MrNorker77 mhm

@GeezSus 3 месяца назад

DEEEEP exhale

@sekai40 3 месяца назад

*2 slow nods*

@ersetzbar. 2 месяца назад

Checks phone

@InTenZeGamingHD 3 месяца назад

«Then you only have 51 sec until we classify deaf people as privileged». Damn thats a good burn

@Vanishing_Fool 3 месяца назад

This just widened my vocabulary I only had "damn", "wow", "thats crazy" before I just go completely silent on a conversation that I couldn't care less on

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@gehlesen559 3 месяца назад

Wow.

@justinpettit8282 3 месяца назад

*nod*

@RainbowFlowerCrow 3 месяца назад

@@justinpettit8282 *S L O W N O D*

@cabbage2329 3 месяца назад

Mhm.

@El-Lars-O 3 месяца назад

The delivery on every single swear word is fucking beautiful

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@fairyfellermasterstroke 3 месяца назад

There were swear words? ...oh, yeah, there were...

@MementoMoriv2 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy

@RavenMobile 3 месяца назад

mhmm

@Dr._Bo 3 месяца назад

The white Samuel L. Jackson of youtube😂

@SteadyJack301 3 месяца назад

My little brother is THE perfect example, this is why noone tells him any secrets💀

@downtostandup 3 месяца назад

Mhm

@babymama406 3 месяца назад

Something funny to do to someone who won’t stop telling peoples secrets: tell him fake secrets that will be funny to hear back. It’s even funnier when you finally hear your secret (the fake one you only told your brother) and you ask your brother “did you tell anyone?” and he’ll swear he never told anyone. Record it and send him back the recording. “This is the fake secret I’m going to tell my brother. I want to see if he’s trustworthy, if you get this message, I have learned that you are a liar and a gossip. “.

@Grap3Cat 3 месяца назад

@@babymama406*Deep Exhale*

@SnarkyTattertots-su2xt 3 месяца назад

My lil sister did this and told the wrong girl I liked her (because they have the same name)

@B-l-a-z-z-e-R 3 месяца назад

@@SnarkyTattertots-su2xt damn that's crazy

@billcynic1815 3 месяца назад

I don't know why, but I get a strange feeling that Zach knows a person or two in real life who were willing and able to inspire this video with their incessant chatter. Just a hunch.

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@morkovija 3 месяца назад

mhmmm!

@JohnDoe003 3 месяца назад

(Eats cereal)

@mrlagx 3 месяца назад

still flacid

@ZachStarHimself 3 месяца назад

And now they're dead

@Chi_The_Cat_0 3 месяца назад

"You're not the main character, but you are the main villain" The best joke you've ever told

@saideepakchurya7191 3 месяца назад

We need to make this lecture mandatory in school..

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@RavenMobile 3 месяца назад

mhmm

@KitsuneFyora Месяц назад

Agreed

@jasonstarrising Месяц назад

Deep inhale

@shrankai7285 3 месяца назад

I’m trying to listen to the advertisement but this man won’t shut up

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@PlaneJane0 3 месяца назад

Mhm

@Blowreaper69 2 месяца назад

*deep sigh*

@videostudios6042 Месяц назад

2 slow nods with the eyebrows

@kleine.kleeblatt 3 месяца назад

The equation bit was great, but the fact that it was actually functional made this one of the best things I've seen all week

@hidazip 3 месяца назад

I have noise canceling headphones on, please stop trying to talk to me as if I can hear you. It’s ok the first time, because maybe they didn’t know, but the second time, after I put my earbuds out of my ears and put them back, can they please just stfu.

@B-l-a-z-z-e-R 3 месяца назад

[deep exhale]

@hidazip 3 месяца назад

@@B-l-a-z-z-e-R And when I keep ignoring them, they just won’t give up. They keep trying to talk to me as if I will eventually hear something. No, I can’t ant don’t want to hear sh*t other than the sh*t I am listening to right now through the sh*t that is in my ears. And did I tell you about that the sh*t in my ears have just the perfect noise cancellation? Oh boy do I have a story for you. The first time I’ve tried some noise cancelling headphones, they were ok, but I still could hear sound from the outside. It became better and I was always on the lookout for the best noise cancelling. But at the same time, I wanted comfort, so I was in a dilemma, do I compromise on the noise cancelling and get earbuds, or do I go with the best over ear headphones? This story reminds me of something, what was it…..Oh yeah! Remember that time I took a flight on that helicopter?

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

@@hidazip Damn that’s crazy!

@B-l-a-z-z-e-R 3 месяца назад

@@hidazip [two slow nods with the eyebrows up]

@Mirthrall 3 месяца назад

I love that this video is just under 600 seconds. Following that formula, he had exactly 1 second left before making like a Starfish.

@jeffmclachlan8961 3 месяца назад

600 seconds is 10 minutes. 5 mins is 300 seconds.

@Mirthrall 3 месяца назад

@@jeffmclachlan8961 i may have been without sleep for 4 days when I wrote that xD ill leave the monument to my silliness stand though

@lazarussevy2777 3 месяца назад

@@jeffmclachlan8961 Wow, when you put it that way, the formula really is very generous!

@onethree. 3 месяца назад

Might have to start pulling up that equation

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@SpiralshapeDev 3 месяца назад

mhm ok

@linkibear8644 3 месяца назад

Most effective strategy: Kindly telling them that you aren’t interested anymore. Trying to clue in with what technically means you’re listening and interested is..not as effective.

@foxypirate9666 3 месяца назад

As a turkish teen I can confirm we say "Mhm (3 times)" when we're about to Van Gogh or god damn ears with a hacksaw

@PeterLedergerber 3 месяца назад

There's definitely a grain of truth in this. People who talk excessively without picking up on social cues can be frustrating, and it's a common enough issue that this satirical ad resonates. It exaggerates for comedic effect, but it does highlight real social dynamics. In social situations, understanding when to listen and when to speak is crucial. Those who don't pick up on cues like disinterest or fatigue can come across as overbearing. This ad plays on those social norms, pushing them to an extreme to make a point. So while the ad is an exaggerated and humorous take on a real issue, the underlying message is valid: being considerate and attentive in conversations is important for effective communication and maintaining positive relationships. Don't forget that, people.

@nick1752 2 месяца назад

Mhm.

@Meepmeepcomingthrough 9 часов назад

*slow nod* damn thats crazy

@geokou7645 3 месяца назад

I need contact lenses that automatically make the calculations for me and provide me with the time left

@coffeeandtrance 3 месяца назад

2:00 "let's be violent together" - love it

@TheDanishGuyReviews 3 месяца назад

I literally mute my friend sometimes while on Discord. He doesn't understand that the topics he picks is the reason I'm his only friend.

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@midnightsun1429 3 месяца назад

are u really?

@kazesim88 3 месяца назад

Yep same, I have one person who will talk for hours straight. I can go make dinner, brush my teeth etc and she never knows. All I have to do is say "uh huh" occasionally when I walk by the mic. My roommates think its hilarious.

@silhouettefades 3 месяца назад

How interesting. Do go on...

@ZomboidMania 3 месяца назад

@@kazesim88 that's a little rude 😭 just tell her the truth or sit there and listen 😭😭

@eddobh 3 месяца назад

"Silence is violence. So, let's be violent together." must be in a T-shirt.

@lukemeck 3 месяца назад

"Let's be silent together" haha I was dying

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@SamLabbato 3 месяца назад

the constant walking in from the sides got me so hard

@jimc.goodfellas 3 месяца назад

Pause

@frogfrog_4 3 месяца назад

I don't know if I wanna know the lore behind San Francisco and dog muzzles

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@matthewcron8842 3 месяца назад

If I had to wager a guess, probably involves leather too

@chrisjackson1889 3 месяца назад

The Covid mask 😷

@RavenMobile 3 месяца назад

The muzzle goes with the collar and lead.

@ryumple 3 месяца назад

Don’t Google “San Francisco Pride Month Parade,” then.

@erinmichelle522 3 месяца назад

able and willing

@simcity4111 3 месяца назад

Unable and unwilling

@vapupa 3 месяца назад

damn bro you achieved comedy

@narayanankumar2617 3 месяца назад

Damn bro thats crazy **two head nods**

@ahuman5592 3 месяца назад

mhm

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@elliotschnabel8364 3 месяца назад

I agree, please be able and willing to shut up!

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@rhy_breadgaming6405 3 месяца назад

damn that’s crazy.

@peterg76yt 3 месяца назад

So many different corporate entities makes me wonder if this might be a scam.

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@tirsden 3 месяца назад

mhm...

@GaspardCreus-pe8wl 3 месяца назад

"Before we classify deaf children as privileged"😭

@sawmill035 3 месяца назад

"Silence is violence, so lets be violent." That's going into my book of comebacks. Thank you!

@bradboulet1425 3 месяца назад

"Make like a Starfish and go fuck yourself" is one of the best sentences I have ever heard on this channel. Thank you for being willing and able to provide such bangers

@Jonas2024-ru5fh 3 месяца назад

Ugg. Really?

@dataweaver 3 месяца назад

This video hit its own “STFU” threshold about a minute in. Masochist that I am, though, I kept watching to the end. (And thoroughly enjoyed it.)

@baristanriverdi 3 месяца назад

As a Turk, can confirm that "Mhm mhm mhm" means "I'm about to Van Gogh cut my god damn ears off with a hacksaw"

@camerongray7767 3 месяца назад

“It’s time for you to mate like a starfish” I gotta use this line

@antonionnam6594 3 месяца назад

Wish this video was longer. A lot of people need to see this

@EggyB 3 месяца назад

"You're gonna start hearing my name and Ted Bundy's name in the same sentence, a lot" Lmao amazing video

@narayanankumar2617 3 месяца назад

Of course I know him, he's me

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@mani3390 3 месяца назад

Mhm....

@WingManFang1 3 месяца назад

I’m dead ☠️ “Must be 18 or Lower to Call” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@killianmiller6107 3 месяца назад

I have had many occasions where I was talking, stopped, and thought to myself, “shut up killian” I think I’m on the right track

@keremkuruuzumcu7761 3 месяца назад

As a Turkish person I can confirm that's what it means

@MrNorker77 3 месяца назад

Damn that’s crazy!

@mfatihy_ 3 месяца назад

Nooo! I came to the comments to write exactly that but you were first 🙁😁 BTW, as a Turkish person, I can confirm that this person is indeed Turkish, according to his name.

@darlhiatt8136 3 месяца назад

I appreciate that you went to the trouble of doing actual math, true dedication

@markgaumee 3 месяца назад

I have the opposite problem. I’m never sure when I should talk so I end up not talking very much.

@mnartwoam 3 месяца назад

If Zach actually knew how to shut up he’d end the video after the gunshot

@lazarussevy2777 3 месяца назад

We really needed that formula, though, so he is forgiven.

@sharkdentures3247 3 месяца назад

"Just look at San Fransisco." & "'Silence is violence.' So, let's be violent." had be BUSTING out laughing! (Also loved that math equation! I admire your dedication.) Excellent work Zach (as always)!

@MCCatYT 2 месяца назад

damn, that's crazy

@christianmessmann6439 3 месяца назад

Just look at people in San Francisco💀

@anacondafilms Месяц назад

When youre already 3 "Dang" 5 "wow" 15 "mhm" and 20 exhales into a conversations and the other person keeps talking:

@anonimanonim2710 3 месяца назад

"you aren't the main character, but you are the main villain" YESSSSSS! Thank you Zach! That's all I needed to hear 😈😈😈

@תומרח-פ1י 3 месяца назад

You can tell this is brought on from experience

@markthedark595 3 месяца назад

"Silence is violence... so let's be violent together." I love this line lol

@snowdrop9810 3 месяца назад

The funny part is, after the Tmax amount of seconds, you get a *NEW* Tmax. Thats non zero. Lmao.

@jaskaransethy 3 месяца назад

sounds like Zach got stuck in a roadside convo with an old acquaintance

@tyronbasista2729 3 месяца назад

"before we classify deaf children as privileged"

@juliusapriadi 3 месяца назад

the same type of person that keeps asking "hey when we'll meet again it was so nice last time" and I answer "yeah sure but currently I'm sorry it's just too busy maybe next month"

@derekrothermund4525 3 месяца назад

This applies to every old person in a check-out line

@gretexvorija3247 3 месяца назад

"Make like a starfish and go fuck yourself" 🤣 I'm going to start using that, that's so amazing.

@PriceAintRight 3 месяца назад

This is a classic. So well written.

@sleepykitten2168 3 месяца назад

I'm going to use that equation.

@ajesh151 3 месяца назад

Zach was able and willing to come up with an equation just to tell someone to shut up.

@laxminarayanbhandari855 3 месяца назад

"Silence is violence. So let's be violence." Just perfect 😂

@SlimThrull 3 месяца назад

It's quite rare to see anything taken to the millionth power in science.

@owdeezstrauz 3 месяца назад

No sense in checking the math, you know he's too crazy to allow that bit to not check out.

@symphonyofsolidarity 3 месяца назад

According to the equation, as T increases, Tmax also increases. As there are other constants there, Tmax will never equal T, so you can keep talking forever...

@bondymagnomous3544 3 месяца назад

Ok, there really should be a merch with shirts containing that equation.

@johnsmith8981 3 месяца назад

Putting an actual equation in that actually works is a Futurama level move 🤣

@amarm.m.5968 3 месяца назад

the equation is surprisingly effective

@darkermatter125.35 3 месяца назад

I do not think I can qualify or quantify how happy it made me that you made an ACTUAL equation for this. Math is so fucking fun lol.

@AdriyelGuarteFilms 3 месяца назад

Its actualy freaking insane that this equation works

@MartinAguirre-314 3 месяца назад

Razor cue tip 💀🤣

@MementoMoriv2 3 месяца назад

Silence is violence, so let’s be violent together 😂

@RelativeResonance 3 месяца назад

Zach's skits are criminally underrated Hope they keep comin for decades to come 🙏

@timothyvenable3336 3 месяца назад

That equation needs to be in all mathematical textbooks from algebra upwards

@trimagnus 3 месяца назад

Okay, that has to be one of the funniest skits you've done!

@YourBestieTalexa 3 месяца назад

Japanese had origin of Anime. I lost it 😂😂😂

@jeycee32 3 месяца назад

Engineers know the denominator is the dominant factor.

@thejourneyofgames9576 3 месяца назад

“ Just Look At San Francisco “ Me - 🫢👍🙂‍↕️

@Pikachu-pi 3 месяца назад

I don't know where he got those equations from but he is absolutely right

@lukemeck 3 месяца назад

I wonder what person in Zach's life inspired this video? We applaud you for helping inspire such a great piece of video!

@chrisjackson1889 3 месяца назад

1:52 I will this line the next time I need a way to tell one of my relatives to stop talking nicely😂

@simonepagnotta5112 3 месяца назад

“I want to study engineering when I grow up, so that I can then be a hilarious comedian on RU-vid someday.” Zach as a child, probably.

@papycoima 10 дней назад

The fact that he made a math equation that actually works so well is amazing, mind blowing and makes me wanna use it everywhere

@CyberNinja04 3 месяца назад

Zach's putting his physics degree to good use

@boonelorenz5005 3 месяца назад

If anyone ever tells you that you over analyze a basic social construct, refer them to an engineer

@silvncr 3 месяца назад

the world needs more people like this guy, the humour and relatability are actual perfection

@sarahrichard8441 3 месяца назад

Boy that sounds like a threat

@sierrahale804 20 дней назад

Mhm

@DownDance 3 месяца назад

This is the perfect video to share in group chats

@salmansahel6103 11 дней назад

"..then you only have 36 seconds before I patent the razor Q-tip" had me rolling.

@jonahbutterfield5792 3 месяца назад

That equation seems useful. Ironically seems pretty accurate

@demonicdragongod3334 3 месяца назад

I once had someone talk to me for 40 minutes straight while my tone was dryer than my dms and my replys more basic than a kindergarten math class

@sierrahale804 20 дней назад

"Yep" "Mhm" "Yeah"

@thomasbaxley207 3 месяца назад

🤣😂🤣 I’m roasting the 💩 outta myself with this one. Thanks Zach. I’m currently into my 37th lifetime of dialing that 1st infinity ♾️ of Pi after the 1, Yo. 👊🏻😎👊🏻