If Judgement Day was like a normal trial 

satanist somehow ends up in heaven when?

judgement day is actualy something slightly different were all humanity gets judged funny af though

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@@baconlordthereal 🤓☝️

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"actually you gave me insomnia so no I spent most of each night trying to sleep but failing" Devil "so you are saying you tried to sin but failed, I argue that that is worse then actually sinning since he is a wuss would couldn't do it" GA "objection I have here that a witch cursed his bloodline with insomnia 1832 years ago and who powers that witches spell? The Devil" God "overruled I actually did that, cause that witches grandkids would be affected also so I thought it was funny anyway was it funny?" GA "he's got us there its funny"

you know this is going to be in the video

Imagine actually sleeping 8 hours a day 😔

​@Ren_Ca no hustle mentality

Once or twice I think 😂

Yeah but it's not like he had a choice

​@@bondymagnomous3544you chose to say that about the only one with choice

​@@bondymagnomous3544 Bullcrap. Free Will

Here before reply war

Here before the war

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as a trans person, I laughed in confusion, it was funny, but still, I don't much like the implications, but again, god in zach's skit is an asshole, so I wouldn't be surprised if he's transphobic and made the whole pride sin just for LGBT people. anyway, thatbwas funny XD

@@ameliashananya I had exactly the same thought process

Ah, yeah... the way I interpreted that was that he'd never been a part of Pride.

@@ameliashananya it was pun about the Pride movement, just the word, nothing about the identity itself.

If God says he doesn't make the rules then is there someone else? But then does that mean god does make the rules since him saying that he doesn't make the rules is the rule.

@@turtlebear4900 but if God says that he doesn't make the rules, that doesn't mean that he does make the rules, it just means that he made the rule that he does not make the rules, meaning someone else makes the rules because God made the rule that he does not make the rules.

But if he can make the rule to not make the rules what is to say that he didn't make the other rules? God literally made the rule that he doesn't make the rules which is making a rule.

@@turtlebear4900 There is nothing that says that he didn't make the other rules. Likewise, if he makes the rule that he does not make the rules, there is nothing that says he did make the other rules. Therefore, making the rule that he did not make the other rules does not imply that he does indeed make the other rules.

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Same

To be fair, he did get him for free

@@andreaspatsalides1914 honestly most our GA's are probably crap for that reason, I mean how many times have we been saved in life? though this could be survival bias since we might not realize how many times we were unknowingly saved, like that time when I was 5-6 and nearly foot stomped by a horse. (it nearly struck my head) but then again I did dodge it so lets split that 50/50 with the GA.

But the Angel managed to get him out of every sin so far

angels are in clear conflict of intrest with the judge😂

Might have to do it cause this made me laugh 😂

Ok, that is hilarious! 😆

​@@ZachStarHimselfDO IT

@@ZachStarHimself The vegan jew joke hanging right there. Just saying

@@ZachStarHimselfplease do

Yeah. Some sins are regarded as worse than others

The church made them up. But the bible actually counts some sins worse than others. Mostly sexuall stuff and pride or hate.

2 types of sin: mortal and venial. Mortal sins are a direct separation from God, venial sins damage your relationship with God. Mortal sins are by far the worse ones, and the 7 deadly sins generally fall into that category

It depends on the specific denomination. In Catholicism, sins are divided between mortal ("serious" or "deadly") and venial ("easily forgiven"). However, the Seven Deadly Sins are called that not because they are particularly bad, but because they are umbrella terms. For instance, "gluttony" could be anything from having one too many Sprites at a party so that you felt a little queasy afterwards (venial) to binge drinking every night (mortal). Envy could be anything from wishing you had a car as fancy as your friend's (venial) to stealing your friend's fancy car (mortal). The main point is that in Catholicism, a mortal sin will send you to Hell, unless you confess it before you die and you genuinely intend to do better in the future. A venial sin simply means that you will need to be purified before you enter Heaven - this is a phenomenon known as Purgatory.

The 8 Mildly Dangerous Sins

well that's not true, God never had a son, it's not technically possible for The Almighty God to have a son astagfirullah so he will go to hell because he thinks his actions won't have any consequences

@@shashanksam I imagine you're jewish?

@@shashanksam What are you even talking about? God is called The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. So its technically (by definition) true that God has a son.

​@@Mailed-Knightwhy is God gendered if He's got no female equivalent?

That so needs to be in part 2

😂

Like a kidnapped baby that grew up got kidnapped?

@@tigersoar26I think it's like if you kidnapped the child of kidnappers

Someone needs to put that on a T-shirt right now

he said "you'd get them off"

amazing

It’s on one of mine.

As a teacher, I pointed to the brain.

God him off on at least 3 sins!

What can you do when your client is that evil and filled with sin.

Typical public defender 😒

he sent toughts and prayers

*Because why put up with that BS when you can just plead "guilty"*

Oh, just wait and see, buddy.

​@@HANKSANDY69420 ...well in this context, hell.

​@@MyWorld-eb9oz I don't think the final judgement is going to be anything like it is in the video, he's bang on the buck.

How do you know?

The Devil: oh, so the fact his ancestors sinned made it possible for *him* to sin as well? it seems like he just didn't learn from the mistakes of his ancestors

i mean, he spent 1 seventh of the week resting, not 1 third, that is way too much

It should be God’s Ineffable Plan

😂

finally found you in the comments XD.

Yeah you deserve the attention kid)

what the fuck is "soaking"

@@AsiccAP ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-S5XDtGq_zd0.html

same

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You do realise the judgment still happens despite the format being different

@@guythat779 This is fiction. Funny as hell, but still fiction.

Considering the current Meta, 100% will anyway.

@@guythat779Yeah but it’s not necessarily the same punishments

In reality the defendant would be Jesus though not a random Guardian angel who doesn't defend anything

No.

Seems arbitrary (like a lot of religion) and designed to spread conversion through fear.

@@jackbarman7063 Nah. If that was the case we'd all be worshipping Aztec or Middle Eastern Pantheon. no one will join a religion because of the fear its lore spreads. That's a terrible marketing strategy. Fear is for control over the faithful, not to gain new members. .

​@@jackbarman7063I don't know if I could word this correctly, or if I could help you, but I'll try. You may have heard that God is good all the time, but you questioned that if He really is good, why does this world suffer? Why are there many people in the streets begging for food and water and money, those in hospitals with incurable diseases, or why He took away our loved ones? We can't blame God for the problems that we've caused, and even the consequences that the people before us made. The reason why these things happen? Is because of sin. When this world was made by God, it was perfect, like how He wanted it to be, the trees, lands, oceans, seas, animals, and then Adam and Eve, He gave them free will, but why? Because God wanted a sincere and genuine relationship with man, that for love to be real, it can't be forced, but with a choice. And so, Adam and Eve had two choices, they could either obey God, or disobey, sadly, they chose to disobey. Because of that, there's a rift between us and God and through generations after, there's a sin nature within us. It's a propensity and tendency towards sin. Romans 3:23 states that we all fall short of the glory of God. You, and I, and everyone here have sinned, I'm not saying this as if I'm flawless, but because I too am not perfect, and full of flaws. I've done things to escape from pain, even though I know they're wrong and they'll ruin my life. I've said bad things with my mouth, had bad relationships that I wish I could've fixed sooner. Even suffering from addictions. And because of that, we have a penalty to pay, Romans 6:23 says that the wages of sin is death. So it means that we have a death sentence, our good works can't save us, nor can God be bribed to let us in Heaven because He's just, and He must punish sin. So the consequence is Hell, which is separation from Him, and what's sad is that Hell wasn't made for us in the first place, it was made for satan and his angels. But because we choose to reject God and love the devil more, because we side with the enemy more, we too are going to partake in the punishment. So the good news? We're made in God's image, in the image of a Father who created this whole universe and even us, who even loves us. But the bad news is that we have sinned against Him and we are to pay the penalty. But the good news of the Gospel is that Jesus, who's fully God and fully man, went to this earth, lived the perfect life we couldn't live, and died the death that we deserve for our sins against God on the cross. That's an act of His love for us. Jesus never did anything wrong, never said anything wrong and not even in His thoughts, yet He died for us, to take the punishment. He was buried but, three days later, He rose again, and what we're called to do with the gift of salvation from Him is to repent, and place our faith in Him. Jack, you may have gone through a bad experience, maybe a loss, betrayal, an addiction, but I want to tell you that no matter what happened in your past, even if you think you can't be forgiven, Jesus wants to forgive you, He died for you, He loves you, He CARES about you! I'm not saying this for my own benefit as well, but because it's a message from my heart that I have to share. God always has a plan for your life, even if you don't think so, I don't know if this message will help you, if it does, I'm glad. And Jack, thank you for having the time to read this comment, hahaha God bless you, and Jesus loves you.

@@jackbarman7063 That's the whole point.

Ikr 😅 it got me too!

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Yeah I think that's just it too, eating way more than you need and wasting food.

​@@TwisterTornado we produce food for 1.5 of our population guess where it goes

@@TwisterTornado we produce food for 12 billion people

@@TwisterTornado 1.5 x 8 billion = 12 billion

😂 me too

Yea but if you truly regret doing that God will kown

You are correct

Brazil Mentioned.

I hope Zack sees this😂😂😂

eventually everything will become public knowledge and everyone will be resurrected. so yes, your ancestors and descendants will look at what you did. and vice versa.

@@adamsmith7885 unlikely

Already done by Ryan george and also ismmoba

When I think about this I just imagine a really hungry dude seeing a calf suckling on a teat, and sliding in next to it to suckle alongside.

Jesus Christ told me I won't be judged to begin with.

Actually, Mary is often referred to as an advocate in Catholicism. She is the closest to a "Judgement Day defense attorney".

@coffeeman541 This is accurate and hilarious

2 dollars ay? Nice

Can I join 💀

Probably “ look at the stamina on this one”

Probably “dang it took you that long just to make that tiny thing work?”

well, since it's unnecessary for reproduction, it's 9 hours of lust... Christianity sucks

probably "wow he is fighting for so long, good for him!"

If Angels are watching over us, do you think they like our Pron?

God is able and willing, but you are not willing.

@@adamsmith7885 ??

​@@adamsmith7885 he is unwilling to grant everyone unconditional eternal maximum happiness?

@@adamsmith7885 why not make us willing

​@@adamsmith7885 bro is yapping about nothing

God, I actually was expecting more of these comments

prolly, YES!!! hehehe

Doesn’t matter he’s good at both

Why not both

Agreed

... Yeah I think.. I think il just go to hell

Then youre not a Christian.

What you said doesn't make you a christian. You either adhere to everything the bible tells you or don't. Your religion doesn't allow for cherry-picking although it happens all the time. The "have your cake and eat it too" mentality is hypocritical. Try some introspection before taking a label.

​@@lestercrowley1485bro is right, you're going directly against god's plan right there by calling him unjust.

@@Niaomi101 Don't get me wrong. No gods exist. That's beyond absurd to even contemplate. I'm just clarifying that if you choose to be a part of a particular religion, you must take the entire package it offers and not choose certain parts you like and/or accept. Otherwise, what's the point?

@@lestercrowley1485 I was replying to op 💀

Do you take seriously the love Jesus Christ had for you that He was even willing to die on a cross for you?

​@@adamsmith7885what is bro yapping

@@Niaomi101 Jesus Christ is worth being called a dog by you ✝️

Ngl this is not true. Most people take religion seriously. Some don't.

@@Theoneaboveitall6537 there are those who love Jesus Christ, and those who hate Him. ✝️

Or maybe he didn t even die for our sins