when the movie is too quotable to fail 

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No

No.

I wish you kept the original title, but I get it.

Same. I was hopeful. But it wasn’t quite working.

Agree

@@bender9353 You did exactly to him, what you accused him of doing. Just letting him enjoy his opinion, without shitting all over it, but I guess you wanna feel special too. 🤣 I bet you feel pretty righteous though. Edgelord.

@@MazzBCD Moron, that makes no sense. He didnt put out a product.

It made some money back, and even some money back, makes companies head toward a sequel. Also it blew up on theatrical release, which means a producer will see that and make one son. Everyone involved is still alive, so at least its got that going for it.

100% The Hangover would've been the last classic comedy movie probably ever, but they just HAD to milk it's success to the point of killing it.

Relatable for me too in 2020... holy fuck

Welcome to adulting

@@Gardner0871public why thank you! VERY helpful,my guy. I wouldn't have thought that I'd provided enough context for anyone to successfully determine that I'm just being dramatic about the everyday pressures that we all face. I'd like to think that I can be easily forgiven for that little oversight though,considering how rare it is to encounter someone as perceptive as yourself. I'm curious about whether you employ these talents on a regular basis in your day to day life,or only ever from behind the safety and anonymity that the screen you're reading this on provides you. I only ask because of how much bolder people tend to be when speaking to a complete stranger,knowing that they're well outside of arm's reach. Everyone gets to be as brave as they fancy themselves to be in conditions as convenient as those. I'm sure that you'll agree with my assessment,given that you've already proven as much to be true. There again: convenient! And so again I must thank you. NOW all involved parties feel perfectly justified,correct!? Therefore everyone wins! Yay! 🥳🥳

I said shit like that when I was a little kid

@@newusernamehere4772 and I'll bet that you were just as clever and adorable then as you are now! 😘

It's basically the unofficial sequel to Ferris Bueler's Day off. (but he has grown up and got a job working in an office instead of being in high school)

"Why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael"? "No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks".

It helps, very zen like the big Lebowski. I think folks get laziness as well as giving up mixed up with a pissin’ in the wind attitude. Or mistake it for stubbornness or being an idiot.

"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care!"

@@GeebusCrust This quote sums up my life. Yeah, not necessarily a good thing.

Holy shit. Watched this a dozen times - never saw that. Thank you that’s amazing!

Noted and will be watching out for it next time I watch this. This was probably the last great comedy of the 20th century pretty much.

I don't have a dream :(

Just start doing stuff. Doesn't matter what it is. Work more. Go to the gym more. Pick up new hobbies. Eventually you'll figure out what you actually want to do. But if you just sit around doing nothing or just doing the minimum you'll get stuck in a rut.

@@ActuallyJamesS Almost no one does

Remember, it's a job, not work. Working matters, but jobs . . . well there's always another one out there somewhere and probably a lot easier to get than you think. And if you simply show up when you're supposed to and don't give your bosses any shit, you're golden, Ponyboy.

@@Joe-sg9ll Want to work for my country. Policy making in my National Bank. It's pretty boring for other people lol but I find that peaceful. The moneys not good but I'll be happy working for the people.

Very good observation. Similarly for star wars, it was an epic fantasy that happened to take place in space and sci fi. But it's synonymous now with space and sci fi even though those were really secondary qualities. Edit: And it's not really a heist movie is it? I mean a heist takes place in it. But it's more of a questioning your entire life and why you work kind of movie.

The heist part is where it went of the rails, that's why nobody talks about that part.

@@Shauma_llama When I had a short sting doing coding, I would also think back to the decimal point line when code never worked right.

Probably because the heist scene is about 17 seconds long and it's definitely a comedy movie.

Yeah ,that's it! Like Richard Pryor in Superman III 😆

He's also been Batman in a couple animated series.

Watch out for your cornhole!

he was also in the Beverly Hillbillies movie lol

Two chicks at the same time

He was funny as a cop in Country Bears

And a line I have wanted to ask so many co-workers over the years.

with that little head shake.😆

I have troubles not seeing him as Dr. Cox from Scrubs, but it works just as well that way.

*I'm a people person!*

I always respond with "They pay me to pick things up then to put them back down."

The sports world equivalent of "I'm here so I don't get fined." - Marshawn Lynch

"Let me tell you something else I have NINE bosses." "nine?" "Yeah."

Yes. That whole exchange with Bob and Bob. My favorite is 'And it's not that I'm lazy, I'm just not motivated'. I've felt that way since fucking highschool.

Sums up my job now, except that it's my job to be hassled. I'm lucky my employer lets me do it from home so it's bearable.

Working life in general, for me. And most of the rest of it, too.

Well said indeed. That's exactly it.

I don’t fully agree with most of the drivel in the comments but you kinda’ nailed it here. Take Apple. I could never work there. This constant level of “Hey! I’m here. And I’m happy and excited to be here. Let me get YOU happy and excited, too!” is something I could never do.

@@Zerpersande Read a great article years ago by a self-confessed introvert about the American happy-faced enthusiasm required at many jobs. She brought it over to a job in the Netherlands and when she wound herself up into open excitement mode and started vocally spewing about getting an ordinary project to do, she says people looked at her like she was a big phony and a nut. She didn't like the fake corporate culture she had gotten used to either, and felt much more comfortable being an introvert -- and just an ordinary person not expected to put on a clown show -- outside America.

well, if I'm analysing it on the employer's perspective and also a more healthy perspective for a person working those jobs, I'd say: give your best, no matter what job it is. If you're feeling really down, then it's because you need to figure out the next move. That's it. Them wanting you to WANT the flair is just them wanting an employee that's committed. It's their prerogative to want that or not for their employees. I've had low paying jobs. Menial jobs. And advice given to me helped me do it with a smile, want to do it, even. Just like wanting the flair piece. It's not being broken and finally submitting. That would be the case if I or anyone else simply stayed at the job they dislike, and faking a smile. That attitude of "I'll wear the flair, but only however the minimum is or however many you want me to" is the attitude of someone that isn't happy and doesn't have a plan for being happy. In the end, it's one of the movie's motifs. People who are miserable with their current job and have no way out, no plans. Until they find a way out, even if for a moment, in order to shake them up and get them thinking about themselves and the path they want to be on. Then, you won't be fading away on the inside. You have a plan and are giving out the best attitude you have, in the present moment and current situation. Hopefully that didn't come across as woo woo. It's just, for me, facts of life.

@@father3dollarbill The best attitude you can have definitely involves respecting yourself and not kow-towing to anyone just because they say so. You can do your job without pretending to be something you're not. Civility is not self-betrayal. Respect for customers is not self-betrayal. Faking a smile is self-betrayal. If you have a good attitude, you don't have to fake a good attitude. But you shouldn't have to sell your soul instead of just being a good worker. The idea that you must give your employer everything they want just because they ask or demand is the ultimate disrespect toward an employee, and everything an employer wants should not be okay "or you can just quit." Not everybody can, of course and as always. Just ask yourself if you want your girlfriend or mom or daughter groped at work because whatever the boss says goes. There is still right and wrong, and trying to claim your employee's soul is terribly wrong.

I think Gary Cole should fan-service by saying "Yeah, that'd be great" in every project he does. Yeah, that'd be great.

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.

I work with a high strung clown that resembles the waiter at Chotchkie's ...he says he's never heard of it.

I quote this movie a lot, and when someone gets it, we both laugh our asses off! "Yeahhhh, I'm gonna need you to....(whatever)". 😆😆😆

Why don't these twenty year olds get my references!!!

I don't always count my blessings but when I do I count growing up in the 90's as a win!

And it was awesome that way.

It truly was. We would look at hundreds of different websites, not just 5. We interacted with objects and people. Amazon was a seller of used books.

@@paradox7358 Is that Aniston after she gets married to Neo from The Matrix?

​@@Croyles Mrs. Anderson, I'm surprised to see you with less than 23 pieces of flair

Thus was the story of Indiana jones

Nice story. Good for that lad

I worked on a lobster boat in Rhode Island one summer. It wasn't fun at all.

@@gilmer3718crazy - I’m watching this in Rhode Island.

what is his name?

Lol

And he was making k3ller money selling the subscriptions, too. Reminds me of a time I was grinding at two jobs and first saw Office Space. Struck up a conversation with some rando at a backyard BBQ. Dude was hauling in 80G a year selling mattresses!!

When I bought one back in 2003 it read, "Sure to be the star of your office space!" right on the packaging.

I bought a special edition copy of the movie and it, of course, included a red stapler.

I have one from an office party years ago. No one is allowed to touch it.

I used to work with a guy who actually created his own. It looked just like the real thing from the movie - worked too!

I won’t buy a stapler that isn’t red. I mean , I’ve bought one stapler in twenty years , but it was red!

They probably bought a stock of them for that very purpose.

Workers create value for the ownership class. You earned your stapler

Glad you didn't set the building on fire...

A true Milton.

Fun fact: Swingline didn't make red staplers when the movie was made in 1999, it was spray painted red. Swingline didn't start making them until 2002 in response to fan response to the movie. I didn't believe it either. Look it up.

Why does it say 'paper jam' when there is no paper jam!?!?!?

I was 34 years old when this came out , Im glad my dad let me watch it too

​@@Theire1PEENUS FLAVORED SPORTS DRINK. LOGAN PAUL COMES OUT WITH A PEENUS FLAVORED DRINK AND SELLS TO HOMOSEXUALS! MASSIVE VEINY KOK ON THE LABEL. ONLY INGREDIENTS ARE PEENUS SWEAT AND GROUND PUBES!

it's my favorite movie, but I think it just fell flat in the second half.

My fav of the movie was “O face”

"Fuckin' A."

Spot on.

I lived my life by this comment

Never met that person, never want to

Anybody that says they don't like this movie are the people that have had everything handed to them and never had to work at a job that completely sucks the joy and life right out of you.

They probably had a case of the Mundays..

I'd never noticed that!

I have seen Office Space at least a dozen times and never noticed that.Well,good excuse to watch it again thia weekend🤗Awesome!

I use that term "round peg in a square hole" often to haze my coworkers when their struggling with something.

It's also in the IQ test in Idiocracy..

Are you saying a circle can’t take a square? Well I’ve got news for you, buddy.

as a young autistic kid, i always just answered in ways i thought other people would approve of. being raised super religious as well, having a wife and kids was a huge part of it as well, and i knew that you had to have at least a serious job making consistent money to keep at it. that being said, as an intelligent and precocious kid, i heard how much of a scam student loans were, but also how punishing the trades were, and how policing or the military was..... yeah. so i went to technical school for IT. and that's how i became aware of office space. seeing how the sausage was made, how the satire hit every beat like a metronome........ to be honest those were dark times, and i had to find help. it took me awhile, i became an atheist and had a vasectomy, but i pulled through, and realized that some people just can't take the punishment, and i'm one of those people. then i had time on disability to listen to history and political audio-books, analyze and think deeply about philosophy, and think about how our systems came to be, how they were changed over the years, and the weird quirks people usually just shrug and say that's just how things are. and that's how i became an anarchist. davidgraeber.org/articles/are-you-an-anarchist-the-answer-maysurprise-you/

I did a job I found painful to do for almost a decade and the question became “can I get a job of almost similar pay that I don’t absolutely hate”

Robert,we could be Great Friends! I am just like you in that I have never known what I wanted to do Career Wise and basically just bounced from one job to the next as opportunities presented themselves! Like you, I never had a clearly defined goal or Career Path! The only exception was when I was very young I wanted to be an Airline Pilot! I had several Flying Magazine Subscriptions, I built dozens of model airplanes and Commercial Jets, and went to bed dreaming of one day sitting in a cockpit of a 747 for American Airlines! I get severe Migraine Headaches and got out of the Army Reserves because of them! I was told that I would never be able to pass an FAA Physical! Knowing that, I realized that I could never be employed as a Commercial or Private Pilot! I envy my brother because he always wanted to be a Teacher/Coach and he ended up doing exactly that and loves it! If I could go back in time to when I was very young, I would absolutely research various occupations and would spend a great deal of time determining my skills, strengths, and preferences in an attempt to narrow down a Career Path that I could be “Passionate About”! I can honestly say that I have NEVER BEEN PASSIONATE about any job I have ever had other than to do the very best job possible due to personal pride! I’m sad to look back at my life in this manner but, I can’t change the way I have felt over the years and the decisions I made as a result! It is what it is!

those were such great movies

i couldn't believe it when he said 1999, another great film from that amazing year

He's a national treasure.

I actually like Idiocracy more

These were movies?

Mike Judge deserves to have his name amongst the greats like Ray Bradbury, George Orwell, and Aldous Huxley. He's no less prophetic in his dystopian visions.

They are the two best movie that depict America as it is today and where it's headed to in the, as it now appears, not to distant future.

Great point!

Well, it's based on a comic

There's such a sense of visual design to it

They're written like cartoon characters. Perfectly framed for their role in the story, and no extraneous questions asked to distract from it. Which is what helps amplify the story, because the story is about feeling stuck in a proverbial box/rut, and the one path out you take checks as many cathartic boxes as possible.

It's the system that makes people miserable actually

@@evergarden8592who gets to over see how that system works?

@@evergarden8592 The bosses ARE the system.

@@Abmotsad pff no. Most bosses are victims of it as well, the ones on the very top are the only ones who gain from it. Managers are also worth more than they will ever be paid for, just like the rest of workers.

@@apothecurio To get to not implode over itself, the government. Companies will of course just support it

That's incredible

Interesting---what did you end up doing?

Silicon valley is a good base.

@@barometerbanner212Now he lives in a van down by the river.

@@beer1for2break3fast4omg 😂 I laughed at that commment wayyyy too much

@@beer1for2break3fast4 😂😂😂😂

Damn rights! Just try and take my red Swingline stapler from my dead cold hands.

The way Milton stumbles on the way up the other side of the ditch always gets me...like that little hill made him so tired!

💯 I always took the dip to reflect the absurdity of that kind of culture. It’s like a TPS report, an inconvenience that exists, as you said, for no reason.

@@tuttlespeachtree3413 it’s not Milton who slips going up the hill but Tom.

@@xxxafterglow Exactly!

This comment really tied the movies together. I bet you dine at Dorsia.

Three good movies right there.

I have to return some video tapes...

Is this your homework @schulzbrianr ?

Substitute in Meet the Parents (2000) for me.

Not a time capsule, it's still relevant today

@@stellviahohenheima relevant time capsule

Time capsule? hahahahaha

A time capsule would imply that something changed ever since and the capsule gives you a throwback... Only the technology advanced, nothing else has changed...

@@stellviahohenheimLoved this film, saw it a like 2 years ago(as it was before my time)and I agree with you. But instead of tgifridays it starbucks/coffee Shops and instead of Innotech it's Google, Apple, tech company A, B or C.

Heck yeah. if you know, you know. lol

Whenever I drive through Las Gallinas I want to stop at the McDonald's just to tell them how great the drywall is.

It's true!😂

"Watch yer' cornhole Bud." Sincere and hilarious.

And remember, "Chicks dig dudes with money. "

lol dude. you are like, maybe, one year younger than me😅. 37? 36? haha i know i am close!

Like herpes. That's the comparison you went with. I mean I'll def remember this comment now

Great story… especially loved “off white plastics….”

@@user-cv8qe9ru8c Yeah I thought that was strange. I guess you relate to what you know or experience.

What did you end up doing?

You can get killed saying that.

"L for LOVE!!"

His role in Barry shows his range.

Great in barry as well. I never knew that actors name but I always wanted to know. Thanks.

and also in the cartoon king of the hill too!

and also in o brother where art thou as the blind radio station owner!

any government office job is like this. I interned for a state agency, and it was just like this minus the need for overtime

yeah i used to recite the entire movie to myself at work when i was bored. Had the whole thing memorized just from watching it so much.

"Lumberg f'ked her..."

I once had to write a paper on VMware's 'Transparent Page Sharing' technology. I did not include a cover sheet.

same.. agreed lol

gotta grab that doorknob like a boss

That static shock to show that not only is he being mentally punished by going into work, he's being physically punished as well lol

"What should we do with the employee morale fund?" "A sidewalk to the food court would be nice." "How's 2 cold slices of Little Caesars one Friday per year?

Honestly, that's not a bad thing. In North America there's a lot of older farmers who their kids don't want to take over the farm, and I'm genuinely kinda concerned where our food will come from in say 50 years. So good on you!

That’s honest work…/ another reason why it’s a great movie.

If you are a farmer of any stripe, then you are working much harder than any cube hamster, but likely you are much happier. And at the end of the day you have something more than paper and pixels to show for it.

@@marieroberts5664 apologies for my slow response, but, yes, it's a lot of work, often hard work, and work requiring knowledge of tons of fields beyond just "growing food." but it's honest af, and it fits. really fuckin interferes with my love of doing nothing, I'll tell you that much. but this time of year? I'm getting a lot more nothing done 🤙

He slayed in band of brothers. Just crushed that role

I took a look at his bio. His first film/show was in 1992 and he's been in something every year since then, except 1993. In 1999 (the year Office Space was released), he was in 5 movies. In 2013, he was in six movies and a TV show. Talk about hard working!

Did he drive a car with a "MYPRSH" license plate? 😂

Happy new year to you! And the best to you as well :)

This is true. I rented the film in college and none of my roommates wanted to see it. I watched it alone, then raved about it to them. They still didn't care to see it because the commercials for it made it look dumb.

Thank you! Looking forward as well. I’ve got a an awful lot planned for the new year. And yeah, he’s quite the singular actor, in everything he chooses to do. Happy new year!

Was that the one where their house was located near an airport and they took a road trip to Bonny Doone? Singing “We’re going to Bonny Doone, we’re going to Bonny Doone’. Another movie I liked was “Muriel’s Wedding”. From looking at the poster, it looked like a chick flick, but it was so much more.

​@@JesusChrist-xb7jqbonnie doon I think