When the Person You're Fighting Fights like a Video Game Character 

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Mark should’ve known this man is dangerous he has on a whole track suit in 90 degree weather. Straight psychopath lol

The fact that homeboy didn’t say one word made this even funnier

When Mark said “He got more of that I’m done”He probably had a whole arsenal of Tekken movements 😂😂😂😂😂

Mark has the funniest reaction after someone gets hit or killed. These skits are hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

He studied every technique then showed up and quietly took care of business. It’s a well done video. Told a lot in 2 minutes.

Man’s went from Capoeira To Hip Hop To Drunken Fist, A MENACE TO SOCIETY

I'm walking away from that fight if I see some shit like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So he went Eddy to Lucky Chloe to Lei under 2 minutes. Damn !

Mark: “Nah bro look at him, LOOK AT HIM” Dylan: _No thoughts, just dancin_

He looks so stressed when he says "THATS DRUNKEN FIST DONT DO IT"

Desmond going back to his villain roots to help his homies but still got folded 😔

"Hes GOT MORE HES GOT MORE!!!" Shit was funny

"he was talking so much mess to you tho" "no he wasn't I think I made that shit up" bro really didn't want to fight.

Man hit em with the eddy capoeira stance 😂

Oh wow this is rare: the anime kid who took martial art classes and therefore not only thinks he’s the protagonist, but can back it up as well 😂

My dude hit em with the Eddie Gordo LMAO

“He got more, he got more of that, im done” Lmao, killed me.

“He got more of that, I’m done.” Wise words

The problem wasn't the moves. It was that damn JoJo piano on the background. That's like a cheat for max life, stamina and power. No way to win without your own main character theme to counter it

You know you're fucked when you hear the girono theme playing 🤣

"wait wait, that's drunken fists. I know that shit." Got me crying😭

Mark: Ain’t nobody scared *gets kicked in the liver* Mark: I’m done

If I'm finna box someone, and they start out with a roundhouse kick off rip. I'm apologizing and going home.

"SHIT! Desmond!!" Damn this part gets me everytime.

Even Desmond that fought a pit bull with his bare hands and has a metal plate in his jaw couldn’t beat him. Protagonist are unstoppable Edit: why are there so many click bait links in here 😂

When Desmond went to fight and got knocked down, and Mark went “SHIETTTTTTT DESMOND!!!” 😂💀

The most hilarious part is mark saying “I aint got no words for you” while Dylan really had nothing to say. 😂

The amount of panic he's able to convey is so damn good LOL

remember kids, never fight a guy that has giorno's theme playing in the background

For the first time in history, Desmond was actually defeated.

"No I made that up. I thought I could beat him up!" That was hilarious! I'm crying here

That side kick knocked the wind out of Mark! 😆

This is Dylan’s best performance

Dylan was killing that capoeira movement.

That Lei drunken fist was crucial. You know Dyl be on his Tekken heavy.

dylan got tired of them jumping him so this happened

The sheer fact that he used drunken fist while sober is absolutely hilarious 🤣

Leland: He was talking about your family. Mark: Nooo I think I made that shit up Mark was done. 🤣🤣

I started dying when I heard JoJo music playing.

"He got more of that, he more of that. IM DONE. "🤣💀

I watched this 5 times this past week and that "DESMOND" after the knockout have me crying everytime 😂😂😂

Dylan be like: “Master shifu taught you well…. but he didn’t teach you everything”

I love how he is moving like Eddy, I’m dead 😂🤣

This reminds me of a fight one of my friends had during our senior year 😂 His girlfriend was cheating on him with a mutual friend of ours who was a freshman. He confronted him after school at a convenience store across the street from our school and challenged him. I asked him what happened the next day after school, but he was too embarrassed to talk about it and just wanted to forget about it. I wasn't there to see it, but according to the details I got from everybody else, he was doing some jumping around like he was Scorpion or Sub-Zero as if that was supposed to be intimidating. The guy just stood there and looked at him like WTF and then just decked him to the ground with the 3-4 punches.

"I thought I could beat him up. I can't" - The most accurate synopsis of a street fight ever, lol.

bro homie got dropped he said lets go 🤣🤣🤣

LMAO Dylan wasn’t playing with his Drunken Fist.

my guy emoted mid-way through the fight im done bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Drunken Fist Had Me jajaja

That’s hilarious. When Dylan started with Eddie Gordo I lost it.

Everyone's Gangsta till "il vento d'oro" starts playing.

Just subbed after seeing this on Shorts. You guys got soul man, haven't truly laughed out loud like I did watching this. Thanks for that, needed it.

Man I laughed my ass off when he knocked out Desmond with the spinning drunk fist

The “Drunken Fist” stance took me out💯😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ladies and gentlemen, Desmond Johnson’s incredible fight record now stands at 4761 wins and 1 lose. An unbelievable streak ended here today….

I apply video game fighting moves to the real world. I've actually surprisingly got great results.

More realistically, just sweeping someone's legs over and over until they pass out.

This man just solo-ed our favorite verse. He took out the best protagonist of all time(mark), proceeded to drop the best/strongest antagonist of all time(jon jon/desmond) and if that wasn't enough he took out ben-san... Marks sensei

They should’ve known it was over when he walked up and ain’t say “ y’all trynna jump”😂

"He was talking about your family." 😂😂

“Oh.. shit…. DESMOND!!!!!” This shit has me on life support 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“ He was talking so much mess to you dawg!” “He did? I made that up!” “ You showed us the messages” I’m dead 😂🤣😂🤣💀

that some eddie gordo movement right there ahhaa

runs up to opponent hits him once runs back "Your turn!"

The acting is on point….. once he took that drop kick, mark actually started sweating out of fear and pain 😂

nah fr idk wtf i would do if someone started doing some shit like this 🤣🤣

“Wait I Know that shit, That’s drunken Fist” bro knew Desmond would get dropped😂

Dylan got the damn eddy moveset xD

Everyone gangsta until the enemy is ACTUALLY dance fighting.

Bruh Mark's sweat adds elite comedic value

The lad ain't only watching anime, he be watching my boi Jackie.

😂 mark being like F em after starting all that shit🤣🤣🤣

Dylan really kicked mark like he talkin bout “this is for all the times you made fun of me for having an Android”

“Put yo hands up!” *starts doing capoeira*

Should have been titled: How fighting game players imagine real fights go down

If music starts playing when he shows up, you’re as good as dead

“I thought I could beat him up but I can’t!”

That “SHIT DESMOND” hits different everytime that’s the last person mark expects to be knocked😭

Mark was still holding his side while he was running, lol. Sold that shit like Dolph Ziggler.

"Nah, nah, he got more of that i'm done"

I don’t think mark was acting, Dylan went full force on that kick Edit: these guys are fun at parties

When you see someone move like they’re Eddie from Tekken and Drunk Rock Lee… you run the other way.

He executed “drunken fists” to perfection 😂😂

0:38 You can see only his thigh hits. He could have easily grabbed the leg and done a take down. Or countered with another anime move where you throw him off the bridge.

Dylan started doing Capoeira & Drunken Fist them boys should’ve known it was gg🤣💀💀.

Caught him with the Eddy Gordo, to Lucky Chloe and finished off with Lei Wulong

Dylan: Uses breaker style Mark: Holy Shit! Majima would be proud.

"You showed us the messages, he was talkin bout your family" "Nah I made that up" lmao

“I made that shit up” “that stuff about your family?!” “Uhn uh made that up”. 😂😂😂

Sees him moving like eddy "I see you are a man of button smashing"

Mark: I ain't afraid. *Dylan starts dancing* *Boss music intensifies* Mark thinking to himself: why do I feel like a side characters right n-

LOOK HOW HE DANCING THO

"He Got More Of That"... 😂😂 "Thats Drunken Fist , Dont Do It."

“When people take gaming too far”

Never mess with a dude that comes with his own theme music

“He was talking about your family” “I made that shit up” I’m sleep 😭

Mark after seeing Ben get slumped: “FUCK EM 🏃🏾‍♂️💨”

That was capoeira footwork and a decent kick. The commitment to quality actually makes me want to shed a tear.

mark phillips is the next gen reincarnation of bernie mac.