When you get the BIG BLASTER 

I love how the Big Weapon is literally just a massively oversized rifle. There is literally no ergonomic need for it😂

I love how the Stormtrooper's subtitles got 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 when his life was in danger at 0:42 lmfao

Better plans than whatever Disney has been trying

1:00 You even nailed the transition wipe and the little whistle

We have had big attachments but now, we have HUMONGOUS WEAPON

**Colossal Titan walks up and pulls out the giant blaster rifle like it were a normal rifle.**

If this was a series, it would be better than all 3 Disney films combined

I wonder what type of conversations the stormtroopers have during lunchbreak

*"We cannot guarantee a working prototype"* **activated the lightsaber* *"We absolutely can guarantee a working prototype"* Stormtroopers might always miss the shots, but they never miss the comedic timings xD Well guess they lost the bet. RIP 3 credits 😂😂

0:25 that glass already being broken and not even being there before just to get broken again is pure comedy

0:56 this killed me absolutely

We need LARGE MAN now for THE BIG WEAPON and all the BIG ATTACHMENTS

0:55 this made me laugh way more than it should've

"We absolutely can gaurantee a working prototype" is what I'd expect from any manufacturing department, which I'd beg to differ that facility is where all the oversized weapons attachments came from

0:04 I love how hes trembling in fear lol

we've had big attachments and we now have big guns... now we need BIG melee weapons

“We cannot guarantee a working prototype” *lightsaber ignites* “We can guarantee a working prototype” 😂😂

Hoot: *creates a gun so large it rips the universe with its mass* Everyone: welp, guess this is it Hoot: oki, now we can begin working with living test subjects

Some would call blasters of this size...unnatural.

I don't remember that scene from starwars movies

Stormtrooper: We cannot guarantee a working prototype Kylo Ren: *Ignites lightsaber* Stormtrooper: We absolutely can guarantee a working prototype Kylo Ren: That's what I thought I heard.

I guess that stormtrooper lost three credits along with his life to an enormous F-11D blaster rifle. 🤣 You done it again, Hoot.

0:16 You want some deathsticks?

Even though they made the Blaster Rifle so big, the Stormtrooper still missed their shots at the target.🗿

these videos are gold

On the bright side, he got those 3 credits 😂👍

Really good sfm videos! By the way, are you going to be doing any more voice chat gameplays? Watching you play r6 and hll were my favorite. It would also be cool to see you play other games as well.

Trooper: "is it wise to manipulate John Browning's holy writings?" Kylo Hoot: "DID I FUCKING STUTTER?!"

at 1:02 i like how it describes the location. ''somwhere deep AF in unknown regions''

There is always a bigger weapon -Qui gon jinn

You need to do this with swords

Hoot is becoming the genius of comedy. The stormtrooper who had just spoken natural speech in what clearly looks like a carefully produced cutscene with his movements awfully hyper-unrealistically ragdolling upon being hit on the head is precious

*pulls out comically large blunt

Of all the things to get me, "Do not question me, you little fuck." (drops a fucking Rocket Launcher on the poor trooper) was what it was

0:42 when you tell your mom you’ll do it in a bit, and she pulls out the belt

Remember to always report failures amid a barrage of success reports so that your boss barely notices it.

Literally the epitome of Engineer's answer to his theoretical question. "How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?" "The answer is a gun, and if that don't work use more gun"

Be careful Kylo, space lung cancer isn't space curable.

"Do not question me, you little fuck." ahhhh... make my whole week.

Step by Step guide on building a death star: Step 1: stick a laser pointer in a tennis ball Step 2: paint it so it looks cool Step 3: chuck it in the weird expandy get bigger machine Step 4: hire some people to run it (and make sure they're supplied with snacks) Step 5: get revenge on that guy who called you names on the xbox

"Don't question me, you little fuck" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I always thought sith in Star Wars should curse.

This made more sense, and was more entertaining than the last three movies.

Rebels: The First Order’s secret hideout could be anywhere! The First Order’s Hideout: 1:22

Accurate depiction of the latest Star Wars films. Kylo Ren should also be downing a bottle of Tooheys.

“How much you wanna bet they aren’t going to get it bigger” Has a the same energy as “What do you want to bet the atmosphere sets on fire?”

this is better than a multi million dollar movie

the haha my lifes in danger moment from that stormtrooper lol

0:56 the way he just ragdolls 😂

When your rifle gets so big it literally has a battalion stationed inside. Not we're cooking with gas.

The guy's just smoking a ciggy XDDDDDD

Hoot managed to nail Kylo Ren's personality better than JJ did.

everyone be switchin' that attitude the literal second ren pulls out his saber

the way he ragdolled when dying😂

“Do not question me you little fuck” that’s my favorite line so far

Up until the Stormtrooper got hit by the gun this looked almost exactly like a Robot Chicken sketch. The janky movements and the look of the map looked like real models.

So the Starkiller base was really just a planet with a giant F-11D...Oddly make sense...

"Psh, firearms aren't that complicated. Tiny catapults launching little swords. Siiimple!" Meanwhile, laserweapons tend to go well with the 'make it bigger' philosophy. if you have the power to feed it, and can run it without melting.

"We absolutely can guarantee a working prototype."...I've been in situations like that. Nothing to do with weapons but when the boss wants it done, it gets done one way or another.

"Do not question me, you little fuck." The classic quotes of some parents

"It ain't a gun if it don't weigh at least one hundred pounds!" - The Gunner, Deep Rock Galactic

nothing wrong gentlemen, yoda can lift an aircraft, whats stopping him lifting the rifle with force and blow his enemy to dust?

love that the glass he threw the fire extinguisher at was already broken

0:50 i laughed.

"do not question me little fuck" had me on the floor

A Titan would be pleased at that thing.

0:57 Stormtrooper: Sir, is this wise? To tamper with natural laws? First Order: Make a planet into a giant planet destroyer that absorbs stars for ammunition.

What feels weird is that Kylo Ren how actually 90% act like that

That one troopers bones literally shattered and I can't stop laughing at how he just collapsed 💀

The Stormtrooper just becomes *boneless* after that rocket launcher bonked him

Soilder: We cannot guarantee a working prototype. Officer: 💢 Soilder: We absolutely CAN guarantee our prototype. Officer: _okai..._

0:40 It seems that light saber has also been amplified.

The best part about this is that when it goes to the Battlefront 2 loading screen somewhere deep as f*** in the Unknown regions

Some giant living on the planet “eh too small”

Now hear me out, what if the bullet got bigger as/when it left the barrel? Just imagine, a big iron shooting a tank shell. 👌🏻

The glass just sitting there was perfect 👍

0:56 - I like to imagine that he simply pulled a pipe from the roof. Meaning they're using rocket launcher's as literal pipes for the building

0:16 Honestly, Kylo radiates so much edge, I could legit see him smoking a cig purely because he thinks it makes him look cool.

"Sir...are you sure about outfitting the rancors with blaster rifles? It seems like it could go...wrong somehow..."

now that stormtrooper doesnt have to pay that three credits, he can relax now... in afterlife. 1:07 1:15

1:08... At least he won the bet

“The absolute can guaranteed a working prototype” Was the funniest shit That and the big gun

I've always fucking hated the trope of the villain killing his own employees and you displayed that perfectly well done!

That's how the Deathstar was made...just an oversized blaster stuck in a planet.

"SOMEWHERE DEEP AF IN UNKNOWN REGIONS" I died

I want Hoot to direct every movie ever

This is the type of weapon that absolutely can shoot a hole through the surface of mars

I can’t believe Kylo has turned to buying Deathsticks.

Concept: gun with increasingly sensitive hair trigger by the end of the video they have to store it in a clean room and never enter to prevent a discharge

Trooper: YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH?! OKAY!!!.......SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!

"Its not getting bigger than that" "Bet" XD

"...No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip..."

Absolute unit level threat has breached containment.

You FOOLS! You've messed with the natural ORDEEEEERRRRRRRR- [Universe implodes]

we can actually guarantee a working prototype got me laughing XD

This Kylo is way more chill and reasonable yet still plenty intimidating. I like him.

The explanation for the voice is the cig. love it!

So this is a Starkiller base origin story.

Perfectly captured the temper tantrums of Kylo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEn!

Ah the new XXL-11D, Now we just need giant troopers... Quake Troopers.

"Don't question me you little fuck" I need to hear Kylo Ren himself say this now, it's way too funny 😂