When you have to call to cancel your p*rn subscription 

I think chrome told RU-vid about my recent searches...

It got recommended for me

I did not, it was recommended

You got that right

Yeah, i’m here cause i am subbed

True. He has no degree in comedy, thus he is not a comedian 🤫

These videos are monetized so he is a comedian

You gotta be creative to be an engineer.

@@aliciabell6688 True! So truuuuue! Comedians can not even understand 1+1 or what to do with color pencils.

@@axel_r_ what????

Can just block payment or change the card.

congratulations, you got the joke

I'm amazed that she didn't offer him a reduced price first. Speaking hypothetically natch

@@Gl-my8fw blocking the payment was what this whole video was

As the customer you just gotta switch off your shame button during the phone call.

we're all custodians of art and culture here

Nah, he's just the only one willing to admit them out loud lol

​@@Broockle My Mojo level is over 9000. I am the Master of Art and Culture. 😏 Even Cthulhu and the other outer gods are free real estate. Every eye candy you name it. We had a shag of a groovy time. My C/F level (Conquest and Friend zoned) is a 9. The rest I failed on purpose because I ain't that desperate or outright a terrible terrible human being.

We all do. Some closets that hide our skeletons are deeper than others. And Some are absolutely evil and filled with glitter, And the skeletons are bedazzled. 😂

I mean was it really that bad?

Ikr? 😅Its like a cold shower.

Why pay for porn on large websites.

​@@MargaretThatcherTheCumSnatcher why even watch it?

@@Amine-om7yj No women.

@@MargaretThatcherTheCumSnatcher ur too honest😂😂

Lmao I genuinely cannot believe that this guy knows big brain level maths and physics and yet chooses to make us skits for our entertainment. Truly a mad lad

Literally

he did the math and found his genius skits pay more 😂

ah yes, "banger" indeed

@@boldCactuslad or he combined both to come up with these skits.

You could feel his pain

@@bumblebee7547 If the attendant reading out his stats wasn’t a wake-up call. Nothing is

@@chrisjackson1889 hey do people call you cj

​@Bumblebee that's a good question yk 🤔

@@bumblebee7547 cj tech

Same lol

aint that the truth

Lol

Like Schrodinger's box. Zach Himself's box, if you will

same

That what I thought and as I was about to go to the comments he tried to do it

why do people not finish the video before commenting?

​@@showaker4755 because videos can be long.

@@makuru_dd3662 5 mins, FIVE

​@@makuru_dd3662 4mins aint long.

You really think the customer is the problem in this scenario?

@@TheLobsterCopter5000 I’d agree that, yes.

You are the problem

​@@TheLobsterCopter5000 Yes. If their job is to cancel subscriptions to porn sites this is likely the 1000th time they've done it and trust me "A$$eater69" is not the worst username they've heard, not even in the top 500.

@@TheLobsterCopter5000 it's the attitude mostly, where they're asking you to do something that just can't be done and expect you to make it happen as if you have any say in it. I didn't come up with these policies, I'm just following them. This video is a slight exaggeration but Tiffany here was just doing 'her' job.

Then you know it’s a real comedian.😂

i cant believe i recognized your profile picture thanks to the geometry dash song you uploaded congrats

@@SpyCatYT Hi

IKR? I literally just took a sip of my soda as he said that and nearly spit it out.

I'm trying to think how this is a fetish.. like some kind of play on "Take this, Dick" or what

​@@nullbeyondo imagine getting aroused by dad jokes

​@@pirilon78 I'm sure there's a fetish for that

@@BigJay039 Waiter: "how was the food" Guy: *points at empty plate* horrible! His date: oh god thats hot

It's not even that surprising of a name, even when excluding trans people. Sure it's uncommon, but not that rare 🤷‍♂️.

😂😂😂😂

Her?

@@kingworldadventures Ya, it's Tiffany! She just wants to make you smile.

Did you just assume xier gender?

@@AnaICarnaval When I get to heaven, I will pay god 30 bucks to make sure you go to hell.

@AnaICarnaval 💀

No one, but no one, does a deadpan stare like Zach.

I would have said dead-eye, but absolutely

*pornography

ppornographyorn? Now that doesn’t nake any sense does it

How do you censor it but still include the whole f*ucking word

Lmaoooo that's golden

Hahahahahahahah GOLDEN AHAHAHHAAAHA

That is actually funny

Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels

You can literally see his soul escaping 🤣

Imagine if 3B1B had something like this

What main channel? I'll search for Zach Star now.

​@@7ebr830 hes got a like math/ engineering stem stuff type of channel

@@codeblue6925 Wow. Who'd have thunk it, eh?

@@7ebr830 yeah i also found this channel first lol and after like 1.5 years of watching i found it he had another one lol

I had to meet with people in person to cancel my last one.

Interesting. Most gyms here don't even take cards, they require your checking account which is a LOT harder to "cancel".

Don't cancel it then

​@@vasvas8914 or dont buy porn. No matter how horny you are its literally not worth it with millions of free videos out there

is this how you really cancel subscription lol I genuinely dont know

@@Part_121_Wannabe I don't know, but I would never want to have to talk to anyone in order to cancel a porn subscription. I think it's just a skit showcasing how uncomfortable it would be to have someone cancel it for you.

@@markgaumee Most subscriptions it's recommended that you call, you can get a confirmation number and if there are any future charges you have an easier time fighting with your bank.

Why are you depressed Spiderman? Thank you for protecting our neighborhood!

​@@daveliu8365lol he is the not real one tho 😂

@@spider-man6932what really?

Into the youtube comment Spider-verse

​@@spider-man6932ever heard of playing along?

Omg

"I'd like to cancel my subscription to life."

I wouldn't call a hotline, I'd just do it

​@@thelegacyofgaming2928same

Every time... :/

Yep.

Same tbh

The Satanic Eibel is actually different since they are nonbelievers of Satan. Everything in the book is about being good so he should’ve done his research before saying that.

@@GothWhoreAmber Yeah, cuz that would make it funnier???

@@GothWhoreAmber Nobody who aligns with satan can be good.

oof

Hahah wtff

Somehow I swapped the word that for I. It sounded way too sus

Member for 7 years 💀💀💀

on top of that he worked at Northrop Grumman with secret security clearance.

Bro.. as an engineer myself, I declare, we are weird.

"A engineer"? An engineer*

@@nathanwhite704 😂

I dont see how. His videos perfectly represent how engineers think and behave.

no way $50.00!!!! here before this gets viral

How did nobody notice this?

Wow 50 dollars and no heart or comment _💀_

@@45Gunner556 eh, it is what it is. It’s still a hilarious skit.

Fr

What.

🤨

@@IsM1ku 🤷‍♂️

Bro you acctually spent money on a P site?

My man you do realize there are tons of free p websites???

Far from it imo. Any video featuring god in sunglasses beats this one

If jigsaw was in The Slashers

Also, loved the skit. xD

why would anyone buy a porn subscription

I got scammed once by surfing internet on my phone and clicked on links with videos of NSFW content, suddenly I got a text message on my phone that I had paid 20$ for a video I did not even watch, there was no warning or any indication that pressing the link would cost you money. I did not even know it was possible to drain your phone for money like that just from visiting a link. I immidiately called their costumer service demanding they money back and they refused, I got extremely angry and told them go "¤&%¤#¤%%"#¤E¤ and did hung up. Reported them to the internet fraud "police" and they claimed it was not possible to drain the phone like they did, everywere I looked people said it was simply impossible to drain your phone bill like that by simply visiting a website... But it did happen but no one did believe me when I told them I was scammed like that... After that I always block my phone for all forms of payment over the phone bill.

@@prodrt1 for content quality

​@@hawken796i swear theres EVERYTHING free

Wait hol up