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When You're A White Dude From The Hood. Myles Weber 

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When you're a white dude from the hood like Myles Weber, you might look hard on the outside, but as soon as someone wants to start trouble, you want nothing to do with it. Whether you're someone who has 707 tattooed on your arm, or you're just someone who likes to spend time with your pug this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Myles Weber is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@fsttag1
@fsttag1 3 года назад
His description of what he looks like is spot on
@apegaming2176
@apegaming2176 3 года назад
Yah like the first thing I noticed was his like Ryan Reynalds like facial structure
@polycatmagic1236
@polycatmagic1236 3 года назад
He also kinda looks like Dylan O'brien to me
@apegaming2176
@apegaming2176 3 года назад
@@polycatmagic1236 now sense I know who tf Dylan O’Brian is yes he does
@mslettucebfrank
@mslettucebfrank 3 года назад
Right! Each time he came up with another name I was like, ‘yup, I can see it.’
@LINCOLNMINAJ
@LINCOLNMINAJ 3 года назад
Randy orton from the side
@Z4J3B4NT
@Z4J3B4NT 3 года назад
If Deadpool and Cable had a son, this would be him.
@BREAKocean
@BREAKocean 3 года назад
He looks like he can be Cable's son
@alexcampo3242
@alexcampo3242 2 года назад
And he sounds a bit like Jo Koy
@liammcsweeney2616
@liammcsweeney2616 2 года назад
Spot on bro😆😆😆
@momoboss8752
@momoboss8752 2 года назад
Brooo🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@erikas7219
@erikas7219 2 года назад
YES!!!
@elphieofkiamoko
@elphieofkiamoko 2 года назад
I love that his teacher was so encouraging of his sense of humor. He was probably a huge handful, but instead of thinking of him as an annoying student, she gave him a healthy expression for his wit and energy. He and I are similar in age and I like his set a lot XD
@mylesweberjoker
@mylesweberjoker Год назад
She most certainly did that!
@michellekeith5602
@michellekeith5602 4 месяца назад
She's one of those teachers that deserve the salary professional athletes make for running around a field because she actually saves lives 💯❤️❤️
@nervousnori
@nervousnori 2 года назад
“Every snort is a fart that wasn’t!” I love this man 😂 😂 💕
@melocoton7
@melocoton7 3 года назад
if someone told me he is Ryan Reynolds brother or cousin, I would absolutely believe it :D
@TheSuperappelflap
@TheSuperappelflap 3 года назад
that part killed me lol
@morgandavey2005
@morgandavey2005 3 года назад
Until you hear him talk.
@joshrice033
@joshrice033 3 года назад
Dye that mop blonde, he is Zack from Saved by the Bell.
@seahawks5725
@seahawks5725 2 года назад
It's funny that u should say that! This is Ryan Reynolds Brother/Cousin!
@randyschwaggins
@randyschwaggins 2 года назад
Or Josh Brolins nephew!
@brandonk8948
@brandonk8948 3 года назад
Green Lantern: "Sry kid, I'm on break." I died.
@garrettmartin4750
@garrettmartin4750 2 года назад
"That's Superman's ride... you're gonna have to go find him...." amazing. My heroXD
@2ndmoon
@2ndmoon 2 года назад
“Every snort was a fart that wasn’t” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope someone puts this in a fortune cookie
@trusailietazperlinski4717
@trusailietazperlinski4717 3 месяца назад
Been snorting for like 12 years now.. soooo.. lol. That's probably a great investment for ulcers of the nose.. ya know for every snort that wasn't...
@krrishkrrishna7735
@krrishkrrishna7735 2 года назад
Dude, you are definitely what happens on freaky Friday when Dave Chappell wakes up as Ryan Reynolds .
@mandlerparr1
@mandlerparr1 3 года назад
lol, I was at Walmart and some guy kept yelling "Marco" and the only thing that stopped me from yelling "polo" was that I could tell he was calling for a kid.
@graceamerican3558
@graceamerican3558 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@marissa0894
@marissa0894 3 года назад
Same! A teen daughter was looking for her mom calling “Marco!” I answered “Polo, oh sorry” lmaooo
@aaronpowell7608
@aaronpowell7608 3 года назад
Come to Australia. We do that even if they ARE looking for their kid... 😝🤣
@niftytheundying
@niftytheundying 3 года назад
@@marissa0894 Marco is a girl name?
@marissa0894
@marissa0894 3 года назад
@@niftytheundying I didn’t know it at the time I responded until her mom walked around the corner looking at me funny
@annoqed2021
@annoqed2021 3 года назад
“There’s no walk for a cure for ADD, which is such a shame because it would be such a short walk.” OMG WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY
@internetowl8866
@internetowl8866 3 года назад
Could u explain it? Tq😄
@greyprice8167
@greyprice8167 3 года назад
@@internetowl8866 everyone would lose focus and do something else
@timothyfloogle
@timothyfloogle 3 года назад
@@greyprice8167 or forget the walk they're taking and using the OcD walk to make sure that they have everything organized.
@pahvalrehljkov
@pahvalrehljkov 3 года назад
@@internetowl8866 they would walk 5 min then go home start a new hobi that has a potential to be a profession until a name of a new anime pops up somewhere and they become die hard fan...
@rebrock67
@rebrock67 3 года назад
SQUIRREL!!!
@diz_-4167
@diz_-4167 2 года назад
That bit about Target/retail couldn't have been more spot on. Man, that one really hit home considering I worked there through high school and part of college. Everything Myles said was my Target experience except for getting fired, I quit.
@SergioMartinez-xv9tt
@SergioMartinez-xv9tt Год назад
Thats my story but at walmart🤣🤣🤣
@mylesweberjoker
@mylesweberjoker Год назад
Filming a 2nd Special in October! Keep your eyes peeled!
@felixer80
@felixer80 Год назад
Link it!!!! And get the channel to pin ^ this comment
@eliza_lynn_moonmaiden
@eliza_lynn_moonmaiden Год назад
Following 🤘
@yabuzagardens366
@yabuzagardens366 3 года назад
I really like his voice, he could be a voice in movies & cartoons
@Elyricist746
@Elyricist746 3 года назад
I can see him doing a cartoon...something like Ed, Edd, and Eddy
@misbahailia3345
@misbahailia3345 2 года назад
@@Elyricist746 Argh, I remember that cartoon. I'd watch it when there was nothing else on TV.
@misbahailia3345
@misbahailia3345 2 года назад
His voice, is animated movie material. Is voice is too good for TV.
@chironatlas5868
@chironatlas5868 2 года назад
Do some work with Chapelle. There ss an undertone there.
@zargabaath7880
@zargabaath7880 2 года назад
It's like a mix between Master Shake and Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Especially when Shake rants, or Meatwad goes high pitched. That's what he sounds like to me.
@igotyoulolz
@igotyoulolz 3 года назад
This is the first time I've seen this guy, he is incredibly funny.
@blamemama
@blamemama 3 года назад
Look him up online.
@jasminecherry892
@jasminecherry892 3 года назад
I'm dying 😂😂😂
@tobyoldaker736
@tobyoldaker736 2 года назад
He is really funny! love the dog story & the superhero & Marco jokes were hellacious
@oregonsnob31
@oregonsnob31 2 года назад
Same!!!
@sashalanier594
@sashalanier594 11 месяцев назад
This is a first for me and I'm like, "noooo!!!!" This is great
@chrismose3252
@chrismose3252 3 года назад
"I proceeded to start big girl crying immediately" 🤣🤣🤣
@mikeprasad9899
@mikeprasad9899 Год назад
My mascara ran . Too funny
@WorthyMissJ
@WorthyMissJ 2 года назад
"We lost it" and "The war"and "We already cut off one of his legs. I dont know what else to do."... OMG! I'm dying!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@theeyeofra7368
@theeyeofra7368 3 года назад
I love the double meaning on the “have you checked the pool?”
@twitchoru3745
@twitchoru3745 3 года назад
I dont get it????? pls explain
@NBFAN00B
@NBFAN00B 3 года назад
@@twitchoru3745 Water Polo is a sport played in pools. Also the obvious Marco Polo joke. When I was a kid I also played Marco Polo in the pool with my friends. Kids also would probably have a hard time resisting the urge to yell Polo back at the person since they might not understand the gravity of a missing child that unfortunately has the first name Marco. At least that’s how I interpreted it anyway. Could be wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️.
@sillywamosir
@sillywamosir 3 года назад
@@twitchoru3745 1. it's a Marco Polo joke (the swimming pool game, not the explorer). 2. maybe the kid didn't answer because he drowned.
@chopper2016
@chopper2016 3 года назад
@@twitchoru3745 marco polo is usually played in the pool, and tons of kids are lost each year due to accidental drowning in pools
@ouimetco
@ouimetco 3 года назад
Ya that was well written. Double entondra
@NorcalNoise
@NorcalNoise 3 года назад
"I'm from the hood in 707 where there's an amusement park." VALLEJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
@joshtiscareno1312
@joshtiscareno1312 3 года назад
Yuuuuup. The rest of the 707 is pretty swanky, but Vallejo is a shithole.
@HoneyGoldJasmine
@HoneyGoldJasmine 3 года назад
Yaaaasss Vallejo 🥰
@WMG707
@WMG707 3 года назад
Yeeeee
@ericsscout
@ericsscout 3 года назад
From Vallejo also. Glad to be FROM
@its__destiny
@its__destiny 3 года назад
Hahaha good call!
@sergevtorino
@sergevtorino Год назад
Just discovered Myles, he is so cool and charismatic I was literally dying from laughs. ❤
@mylesweberjoker
@mylesweberjoker Год назад
Don't die!
@blkgm7005
@blkgm7005 3 года назад
"OMG jk Lol"😂😂😂 that transition for preservation is priceless 😂😂😂
@VidWatcher01
@VidWatcher01 3 года назад
Jim Carrey + Ryan Reynolds= Johnny Bravo!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kaldo_kaldo
@kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад
@Sarah Alderman Ryan Reynolds wasn't even in the Notebook, that was Ryan Gosling. Ryan Reynolds is a comedy actor.
@VidWatcher01
@VidWatcher01 3 года назад
@Sarah Alderman I'm making a reference to the joke he made in the beginning.
@sindeelacefield2995
@sindeelacefield2995 3 года назад
@Sarah Alderman yepperdoodles. Carey condemned
@kaldo_kaldo
@kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад
@Sarah Alderman It's not sarcasm to use the wrong person's name. Maybe it was meant to be a joke, but without verbal reinforcement it just looks like you were wrong, not like you were trying to be funny. While we're at it, he was the lead role in two movies that grossed close to a billion dollars in the box office alone.
@clyde._
@clyde._ 3 года назад
@Sarah Alderman oh.... you was joking?
@lyneenovah3094
@lyneenovah3094 3 года назад
I don’t know who eco is but he sold you a ugly watch 😩😂😂😂
@geraldineanang7701
@geraldineanang7701 3 года назад
I just got to this part and laughed out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@clyde._
@clyde._ 3 года назад
Joke did not really land. 1 - This watch is eco friendly. 2 - Who is eco? Like, what? Does not really make sense but as long as we are here to laugh I will laugh about it? 1 - This watch is eco friendly. 2 - something something... just making me mad.
@gavrochethenardier957
@gavrochethenardier957 3 года назад
@@clyde._ what are you saying kuz
@shydreamguyman4098
@shydreamguyman4098 3 года назад
Girls like her Eat Ramen Raw Cuz Her Momma is asleep all day . Yes , that is a thing i've seen boys and girls do .
@sond.lollipop8919
@sond.lollipop8919 2 года назад
@@clyde._ so because you didn’t get the joke that means it didn’t land? Pretty sure the entire audience disagrees with you
@mjmaccabee7252
@mjmaccabee7252 2 года назад
"A laugh like Eddie Murphy had a baby with a seal" exactly describes Jimmy Carr's laugh.
@rainyrose669
@rainyrose669 Год назад
My personal opinion this should have way more than 2million views he's straight up hilarious 😂
@YTVenomGaming91
@YTVenomGaming91 6 месяцев назад
I just saw him on the cruise this week. Very funny.
@shazp7915
@shazp7915 3 года назад
Wonderful that he paid homage to a teacher who saw his potential and harnessed it. I loved every bit of it- especially the parts with the ADD walk and the belly button 😂
@reneegilbert2544
@reneegilbert2544 3 года назад
He looks like a grown up Jimmy Neutron
@therawest601
@therawest601 3 года назад
More like a Jimmy Neutron that tried meth at 14.
@gailboer3093
@gailboer3093 3 года назад
He looks like the grown up version of Jimmy Neutron if their parents never returned. 😂
@gailboer3093
@gailboer3093 3 года назад
@Axel Leon what's flixzone
@reneegilbert2544
@reneegilbert2544 3 года назад
@@therawest601 😂😂😂
@samdaiker7203
@samdaiker7203 3 года назад
He sounds like Sheen
@DrSass-gd1bl
@DrSass-gd1bl 2 года назад
Right, I didn't hold in my laughter... But my laughter turned into silent laughter, which turned into wheezing for air, which turned into my roommate handing me an inhaler. It was great.
@apurvasharma6915
@apurvasharma6915 3 года назад
"What happened to your dog" "The War" 🤣
@timothywilliams300
@timothywilliams300 3 года назад
Omg “we already cut his leg off What else do you want us to do” 😂😂😂😂😂 that was absolutely perfect this guy is fantastic thanks Drybar
@francoisberkinjr5088
@francoisberkinjr5088 3 года назад
I'd never thought I'd say that but clean comedy is very hilarious 😂
@joywolf83
@joywolf83 2 года назад
It's harder to do imo
@JohnSmith-pe6wo
@JohnSmith-pe6wo 2 года назад
@@joywolf83 not
@petek.3090
@petek.3090 2 года назад
Bryan Regan
@benward6017
@benward6017 2 года назад
Is so good because he's clean but there's and darkness to some of his jokes and you're right, it's genius.
@andrewt.5567
@andrewt.5567 2 года назад
Either is fine, but too many over use swearing as a crutch.
@alexia3552
@alexia3552 2 года назад
"How come my mama don't have a wooden wedding ring then" lmaoo
@Chuiquis101
@Chuiquis101 2 года назад
Watching this while going through one of life's hard times and you just made me crack up and feel joy thank dude
@SuperJ213
@SuperJ213 3 года назад
"We already cut off one of his legs so he'd make less noise..." Too good!
@nancysiekierski729
@nancysiekierski729 Год назад
I was just at this post of the joke when I read this. Lol
@nancysiekierski729
@nancysiekierski729 Год назад
* part
@iamgazz2756
@iamgazz2756 3 года назад
This guy needs a Netflix special! Snort laughing - check. Hot chocolate coming out my nose - check.
@donteven5712
@donteven5712 3 года назад
This guy should go back to being a cart boy at target.
@Dawnslight16
@Dawnslight16 3 года назад
That sounds painful
@regal2424
@regal2424 2 года назад
@Don’t Even and you should go back to being miserable
@MisstressMourtisha
@MisstressMourtisha 2 года назад
Every snort is a fart that wasn't 😅
@sarochiel
@sarochiel 2 года назад
@@Dawnslight16 Especially when there's marshmallows. 😩
@stubmow1567
@stubmow1567 2 года назад
I really really really really want this man to get a full length comedy special he is SO FUNNY!!
@mattlarson5215
@mattlarson5215 2 года назад
He just released one!
@C0RpSeZeR0-H4tt3Rr
@C0RpSeZeR0-H4tt3Rr Год назад
Talent pure talent he had me with the dog jokes 😂😂😂😂😂
@WindyCtyLola
@WindyCtyLola 3 года назад
How is this the first time I’m experiencing this comedic gold??!!
@KTK01
@KTK01 3 года назад
All drybar comedy is golden tbh
@killakaine1
@killakaine1 3 года назад
I for one, am extremely happy he didn't take the entire "I'm from the hood so I gotta act super ghetto" approach. Like a LOT of white hood comics do. Loved his material. Keep grindin, bro!!
@enough_is_enough5131
@enough_is_enough5131 2 года назад
THANK YOU! Exactly! Still funny without the nonsense!
@ledarbyromeo9667
@ledarbyromeo9667 2 года назад
You're kinda like the other 1.2k folks that have expressed their discomfort with his "look" in the most passive aggressive way. It's okay. No one's gonna judge you for laughing at quality comedy, regardless of how they look/act.
@killakaine1
@killakaine1 2 года назад
@@ledarbyromeo9667 I said absolutely nothing about his look. Are you ok?
@em6705
@em6705 2 года назад
@@ledarbyromeo9667 why are you so pressed?
@bebeade71
@bebeade71 2 года назад
I see that if he was from the hood and "acted ghetto" I personally would not have had an issue bc its nature vs nurture. You are what your environment is. It would be totally plausible if he dressed, spoke, and acted like how he grew up. People need to know the difference between a product of environment and a person like Awkwafina who makes money off of a culture she was never apart of
@oplap6269
@oplap6269 2 года назад
Seriously, dry bar has some of the funniest comedians I've ever seen.
@charitymitchell7174
@charitymitchell7174 3 года назад
My college professor had a thing for weird laughs as well. This was great for my grades because my laugh sounds like a witch hiccupping that has been on way too many meds. That is the only way to describe
@navi3430
@navi3430 2 года назад
Omg 😂😂
@18SweetTeaRexes
@18SweetTeaRexes Год назад
I’m not sure what that sounds like but it sounds fascinating. 😅 Bless your heart.
@CatCairns
@CatCairns 3 года назад
Bro in the heat of your snort set, I had a FIT I COULDNT STOP SNORTING & then you said “you don’t do it once, you do it 37 times” and I stopped breathing for a second 😭
@prospect689
@prospect689 3 года назад
snort laughing is adorable when women do it and get so embarrassed
@djbeezy
@djbeezy 2 года назад
@@michaelammons2350 Calm down.
@LadyVoldemort
@LadyVoldemort 3 года назад
His voice and accent is very distinctive, and that's an asset yo! I hope this funny dude will make it big...and I will recognize him talking even before I see him. 🤣👍
@dantemiller7395
@dantemiller7395 3 года назад
Pp6ìkk
@somemoresomewhere1262
@somemoresomewhere1262 3 года назад
Like a mash-up of his influences.
@misbahailia3345
@misbahailia3345 2 года назад
His voice, sounds like someone has a sore throat and a blocked nose. But won't ever let that break his confidence. So he's nice and loud. 👌
@haroldfrets5468
@haroldfrets5468 2 года назад
Not going far.,.....not even funny enough
@brandyboriskin1092
@brandyboriskin1092 2 года назад
have you not heard the gay accent
@anarchist_parable
@anarchist_parable 2 года назад
"I don't know who Eco is but he sold you an ugly watch" 😭
@TheHoriginal
@TheHoriginal 2 года назад
Lol yep 👍 😊
@Firedog9100
@Firedog9100 3 года назад
“We already had to cut off one of his legs to make him quieter...”. I snorted.... lol, This guy is Gold...
@nandinipatel4728
@nandinipatel4728 3 года назад
"Idk who eco is but he sold you an ugly watch" this was amazing but too bad it was too short 😂😂😂😂
@smokeyninja9920
@smokeyninja9920 3 года назад
I almost died at the reaction to the neighbor. And the bellybutton. Gold
@ninaboosexy
@ninaboosexy 3 года назад
I dead snorted and then thought of the snorting joke and died some more!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@ancientk9923
@ancientk9923 3 года назад
I'm watching this on my phone. I kid you not as soon as he said hey Google what's wrong with my dog? Google immediately answers. I'm like no no no I didn't say anything what are you doing ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BlueButterfly102
@BlueButterfly102 2 года назад
Can't have pug shaking me off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead
@MRChippyist
@MRChippyist 3 года назад
I struggled for a bit on his voice. In a good way as I rack my head where I recognize his voice and then I realize he's the sober version of Scooter from Borderlands.
@cliffharkreader3326
@cliffharkreader3326 3 года назад
Catch a riiiiide!!!
@williamchristensen7354
@williamchristensen7354 3 года назад
This is where the cars live! Gitchu one!
@marrerowski
@marrerowski 3 года назад
He kinda have a Dave Chapelle thing going on...
@alakesbrahms806
@alakesbrahms806 3 года назад
I thought he sounded like Tap from Battlefield Hardline for some reason. Is he? I just suspected it
@bardavidson2102
@bardavidson2102 3 года назад
@@marrerowski IKR ,he sounds like a black dude kind of simila to Chapelle.
@audreyramey9196
@audreyramey9196 3 года назад
I like this guy. I'm gonna be watching for him. The older and more experiences he has the funnier he's gonna be.
@blamemama
@blamemama 3 года назад
Exactly. I've been watching him for 11 years and he is one of the best to come out of the Bay Area
@christinamcneely7853
@christinamcneely7853 2 года назад
I have watched this more times then I can count, and I laugh every time. Showed it to my kids, my 18 y/o is still walking around down the pug hop.😂😂😂
@beth-annrock237
@beth-annrock237 3 года назад
Never heard of this comedian until I saw this clip! I was dying laughing the entire time! Absolutely hysterical!😂 Will definitely be trying to find more of his videos!!! ❤️😂
@smilinmadman2811
@smilinmadman2811 3 года назад
The old man dying from the ADD walk joke is my favorite part.
@ledarbyromeo9667
@ledarbyromeo9667 2 года назад
I laughed harder when i saw his reaction.
@RTAV108
@RTAV108 2 года назад
Mine too.. 😀And believe me this is the time when I got the ADD meaning correct finally. ADD term is not common in India, and I have heard it only recently , that too through stand up comedy! Haven't googled it either.. All this time I was actually thinking that ADD is, the child suffering from attention deficit from his parents! So I had to play back and listen to it twice to get the correct meaning! Because for the first time I thought it's the regular people taking the parade to support the ADD people, so why they wont be able to focus to finish it! Because such parades are not common in my part of the world either..
@patrickp.1998
@patrickp.1998 3 года назад
Josh Brolin's and Ryan Reynolds son 🤔😉👍
@fleursdumal8065
@fleursdumal8065 3 года назад
That's exactly what I saw as well!!
@chriscaine1776
@chriscaine1776 3 года назад
Its like someone photoshopped ryan Reynolds face onto josh brolin's head
@patrickp.1998
@patrickp.1998 3 года назад
@@chriscaine1776 Exactly... when you see it , you never get it out of your mind 😂👍
@NbSkaz
@NbSkaz 3 года назад
100% lol
@mew10521
@mew10521 3 года назад
Yeah Josh Brolin telling jokes
@justajumpingypsygirl
@justajumpingypsygirl 2 года назад
Lol TAZ's Dad was such a great joke
@jakehuang3545
@jakehuang3545 2 года назад
"I don't know who eco he but he sold you an ugly watch" lmfao
@rosshixon6796
@rosshixon6796 3 года назад
"You can win a brand new your watch" 😆
@GWMJedi
@GWMJedi 3 года назад
707 area code County Fair Amusement Park next door => City of Vallejo Solano County Fairgrounds Six Flags Discovery Kingdom The Target was probably the one directly across the I-80 freeway from the fairgrounds and Six Flags.
@VidWatcher01
@VidWatcher01 3 года назад
I turned my phone upside down to see the LOL in your comment🤣🤣🤣
@dogmosatchmo
@dogmosatchmo 3 года назад
We will all sleep better tonight, now that you narrowed down which Target he was referencing.
@libertybell5876
@libertybell5876 3 года назад
I can confirm lamo, it has a garden section
@nutisechaos4625
@nutisechaos4625 3 года назад
Thanks for showing me what not do.
@moniquehunt4475
@moniquehunt4475 2 года назад
I knew immediately where grew up was Vallejo, CA. I lived there for a year.
@realBlueMoonMusic
@realBlueMoonMusic 2 года назад
5:37 Shoulda just said "Ring's not charged". Woulda not ruined that childhood. Mr. Weber, you are the funniest man I've seen on this channel. Hands down. I don't laugh very often, so hearing you and laughing at every joke is just a sign that you are top tier.
@trajectoryunown
@trajectoryunown 2 года назад
I really appreciate the ADD jokes. True and relatable. Had me in stitches.
@SayHelloToOblivion
@SayHelloToOblivion 3 года назад
Lovvvve him! I was literally in tears! Love his facial expressions, too.🤣👏👏👏 Thank you to little 8 year old Myles’ teacher for encouraging him.
@ghomerhust
@ghomerhust 2 года назад
by the end of his set, my wife and i could hardly breathe from laughing so hard. this guy nailed it
@iluvtacos1231
@iluvtacos1231 3 года назад
This is one of the tightest sets of comedy I've seen anywhere.
@donteven5712
@donteven5712 3 года назад
Then you haven’t seen much comedy!! 🤣🤣
@iluvtacos1231
@iluvtacos1231 3 года назад
I've seen quite a bit, hence my comment.
@donteven5712
@donteven5712 3 года назад
@@iluvtacos1231 then you have very poor taste, my friend
@iluvtacos1231
@iluvtacos1231 3 года назад
Do...do you even know what I meant by this being a tight set? Because I don't think you do. All his jokes flow very well, very few ums or uhhs, good set ups, follow throughs, and call backs. Solid set and was nicely done.
@donteven5712
@donteven5712 3 года назад
@@iluvtacos1231 like I said, watch REAL comedians. This guy lacks confidence. Maybe he didn’t say “um,” (🙄) but he is unoriginal and a hack. But you are entitled to your opinion. And I should think that I am entitled to mine. But I wouldn’t hire him, nor pay to see him.
@xapokalypse
@xapokalypse 2 года назад
Absolutely loved this. I'm usually not laughing out loud (pun intended) when watching a stand up video and just enjoying the jokes. But I really had to laugh several times. Great comedian.
@raddad7188
@raddad7188 2 года назад
I knew right away he was talking about Vallejo 😂
@tinyghostahmi
@tinyghostahmi 3 года назад
Probably one of the funniest dry bar shows. Can’t wait to see more from him!
@blamemama
@blamemama 3 года назад
Look him up online. Myles Weber. He started in Vallejo and I think he lives in Nevada now. Good dude.
@JaeDee66
@JaeDee66 3 года назад
I haven’t laughed yet but hopefully it gets better
@Eyes_Unclouded
@Eyes_Unclouded 2 года назад
💜
@MelancholyPanda13
@MelancholyPanda13 3 года назад
Vanilla ice telling jokes while sounding like a cowboy in the hood
@michaelf.537
@michaelf.537 Год назад
Lol everyone in the hood sound like a cowboy
@justinnamuco9096
@justinnamuco9096 Год назад
Ghetto is just southern accent
@christophermartin5744
@christophermartin5744 3 года назад
This was great. It was funny, well rounded, and I feel... sorta great afterwards. I like it when comedians acknowledge how fun it is to be there. It's therapeutically hilarious.
@rawdaaljawhary4174
@rawdaaljawhary4174 2 года назад
I love how he says that people roasting his bellybutton are reaching for something to roast him on... Proceeds to roast himself really well for having a high bellybutton. "That thing is in your throat! You should be doing anti smoking commercials." 😂
@messibessi11
@messibessi11 3 года назад
Wait but why was he so accurate with his self description
@justajumpingypsygirl
@justajumpingypsygirl 2 года назад
Because he probably has been in a roast battle before.
@hotpikachusex
@hotpikachusex 2 года назад
@@justajumpingypsygirl average hood kid
@misska7535
@misska7535 3 года назад
Shout out to that teacher!!! Blessings 👑😇😇😍😍😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💘💘💘💘
@elliskrystal
@elliskrystal 2 года назад
I have watched your show more than 50 times and I still laugh each and every minute. You have no idea how much you make my day. Thank you!!
@kitchensinkchronicles3272
@kitchensinkchronicles3272 2 года назад
It is so weird hearing someone do stand-up comedy about where you grew up but you know what all of it spot spot on
@andrewjohnson6716
@andrewjohnson6716 3 года назад
More comedians should learn from this guy! You don’t have to swear, be abusive, be hateful, or tell stories about your self-destruction in order to be hilarious.
@jacobb6774
@jacobb6774 3 года назад
Drybar mostly only has people on that don't swear or bring up politics
@debrahelmlinger6256
@debrahelmlinger6256 3 года назад
Yeah, saw some crap on Netflix, well known celebrities and comedians telling nothing but sexual jokes, I just kept thinking is this all they got?
@_Umbrael_
@_Umbrael_ 3 года назад
Listen to Gabriel Iglesias.
@jennifer9047
@jennifer9047 3 года назад
@@_Umbrael_ Fluffy! 😍😍
@augusts1
@augusts1 3 года назад
I enjoy both. I love me some nasty, sexy jokes w/lots of swearing though hahaha.
@brendad.c114
@brendad.c114 3 года назад
pls bring this guy back ... he is hilarious !!!
@stevenkeeffe9137
@stevenkeeffe9137 3 года назад
Best Dry Bar I've seen in a while, real genuine laughs. Material was excellent. Delivery was excellent.
@angelabrown1104
@angelabrown1104 3 года назад
I was laughing pretty steady. But he got to the dog and it was over. I had to pause the video a few times to catch my breath. Hella funny set!
@b.b.8955
@b.b.8955 3 года назад
He is hilarious! He really looks like an amalgamation of many different funny men. He looks like he could be the cross between Dane Cook, Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin. 😂😂😂
@arthurpendragon8192
@arthurpendragon8192 3 года назад
yeah i got josh brolin vibes frm his face too.
@johnboy_1844
@johnboy_1844 3 года назад
“I miss my little brother.” 🤣🤣🤣
@MichaelSmith-bb6kg
@MichaelSmith-bb6kg 2 года назад
I was not expecting him to be that funny, His belly button tho! Yo come to NYC PLEASE!!!
@andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833
"That is a different show and way more money" made me squeal. 🤣
@123darkness2
@123darkness2 3 года назад
Didn't even know I needed Myles Weber in my life, and here we are ty.
@AXoxo-ot8ft
@AXoxo-ot8ft 3 года назад
Myles Weber you’ve got talent! Someone give him a Netflix special!!!! So much better than most I see on Netflix!
@jq6884
@jq6884 2 года назад
I met this kat after a show years ago, very funny Dood and he pretty cool! Glad to see him making it!! 🔥
@KipColeman
@KipColeman 2 года назад
I died at "and to celebrate, I sang What A Girl Wants"
@Puff_Puff_Packs
@Puff_Puff_Packs 3 года назад
my only regret is not clicking on this video sooner. these jokes are GOLD!!!!
@ShiloVix
@ShiloVix 3 года назад
I have a hard time laughing by myself when I watch comedy from my computer but You.. Myles Weber, had me in hysterics. Thank you.
@clanogden
@clanogden 2 года назад
My husband is sleeping next to me and Iam trying to eat my laughs with tears running down my face.
@theycallmejodamo
@theycallmejodamo 2 года назад
I haven’t genuinely snort laughed like this at a comedian in a long time 🤣🤣
@jdevine789
@jdevine789 Год назад
"If they got a gun or knife or something I'm just like OMG JK LOL" Got me good 😂
@pfcampos7041
@pfcampos7041 3 года назад
That was the appropriate response...as someone who worked 10yrs in retail I can relate.
@pinkpurr6978
@pinkpurr6978 3 года назад
I’ve never laughed this much. Joke after joke after joke. Yoooo he never missed 💯🔥
@zanyzanman2416
@zanyzanman2416 2 года назад
Funny without filth. Love it.
@michaelmitchell5380
@michaelmitchell5380 2 года назад
Next gen of fresh and original. Spot on.
@debrawestbrook8960
@debrawestbrook8960 3 года назад
Dry Bar needs to SHOW audience reactions more often. It's nice.
@donteven5712
@donteven5712 3 года назад
Can’t. Bc it’s mostly laugh tracks
@augusts1
@augusts1 3 года назад
I'd prefer less.
@coffeepeachesplans
@coffeepeachesplans 7 месяцев назад
They don't want to be
@AwfulEye
@AwfulEye 3 года назад
honestly, as a white dude that grew up in the hood i wasnt expecting much, dude had me rolling though lol
@samklistoff2474
@samklistoff2474 2 года назад
This guy is funny. Hope he makes it big as a comedian
@nanuq83
@nanuq83 2 года назад
I laughed from start to finish, he's hilarious!
@elisegoose
@elisegoose 3 года назад
"laugh like Eddie Murphy had a baby with a seal" lol
@Skylark-nu4qt
@Skylark-nu4qt 3 года назад
...just so y’all know, there are parts of the 707, “hood” that has cows, horses, chickens and a big orange bridge-he was great!!☺️😂
@twylacastaneda7117
@twylacastaneda7117 3 года назад
right?! thats a classy effin hood mostly lol
@Skylark-nu4qt
@Skylark-nu4qt 3 года назад
@@twylacastaneda7117 You know it! ☺️
@timo4938
@timo4938 3 года назад
He sounds like he's from the South
@twylacastaneda7117
@twylacastaneda7117 3 года назад
@@timo4938 santa Rosa CA and surrounding is 707 area code
@Nvable
@Nvable 3 года назад
V-TOWN! Is no joke, The Crest, home of E40, Celly Cell, Mac Mall, and many others.
@Girrrrrrrr
@Girrrrrrrr Год назад
God bless that teacher, we need more like her!!!
@tiffathome
@tiffathome 2 года назад
I was rolling through this entire performance. 😂
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